Ask the Naruto Cast

by Pooh Bear Is My Hero

I know, overused theme, but these look like so much fun that I had to try one out for myself! Rated for questions that may be asked. CHAPTER 16 IS UP! We are BACK BABYYY

10. You Will Restore My Clan That's An Order

1Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.

Thanks for everyone who has been asking questions to keep this fic alive! Thanks so much!

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"And we're back!" Pooh Bear yelled.

"What was the point of that? Couldn't you have just stopped writing for a while and continued the chapter later instead of starting an entirely new chapter?" Sasuke asked, now out of the cage for a new chapter had begun and the cage had been removed.

"There was no point! I just did it to be obnoxious," Pooh Bear said.

"You don't need to try," Sasuke commented.

"STOP BEING SO RUDE AND LET ME READ THE FIRST LETTER!" Pooh Bear yelled.

Gaara- um... thanks?

sasuke- i'm happy for what happened to you as a child. you got a pole shoved up your ass and than broke the USELESS sakura's heart. good for you!

temari- today my friend tried to do ur hairstyle but her hair was too long so she did four braids instead! it looked cool.

kiba- allie loves u. she wanted me to ask that to make sure.

Naruto- do u die your hair?

sakura- i hope orochimaru does rape you! and ur a lesbo! just admit it!

kanky- HAHA YOU CAN'T MAKE ME STOP!... or would u rather be called mr. kitty ears? are ur kitty ears superglued to your head? did u even learn basic math? and yes, naru-kun is dumber than u. i'll give u that. so is katy. one time, i said 'if i tried to spell agriculter, i'd mess it up so bad, no one could read it' and she thought i said 'if i had a fire escape, i'd jack it up so bad my ass couldn't read it.' so ya, awkwierd. one time, i don't even remember how it came up, but i said 'i'm SO gonna name my kid gaara squidgy!' than she said 'r u gonna die his hair red?' and i thought she said that gaara was gonna die of haroin. so, we're all stupid...some more than others...kanky...NARUTO!

neji- if someone touched ur hair, would u kill them? has ur hair ever been milested? katy wanted to know... she's weird...

"Um, your welcome?" Gaara said mockingly.

"You're happy for what happened to me as a child? You're happy that my entire family was killed? DO YOU KNOW HOW HORRIBLE THAT IS?" Sasuke said near tears.

"Even I have to admit, that is a bit harsh. I would never wish for someone's entire family to be killed, not even if it is Sasuke," Pooh Bear said as she patter Sasuke on the back.

"Anyways, I wouldn't have liked Sakura anyways. I'm gay," Sasuke said as he pushed Pooh Bear away.

"Well, fine! See if I ever try to help you again!" Pooh Bear threatened, "TEMARI!"

"That sounds cool. You'll have to tell me how so I can try it myself some time," Temari said with a smile.

"Umm, thanks allie, but I love Hinata," Kiba said with a toothy grin as he kished Hinata on the cheek, making her blush and giggle and causing Gaara to send a death glare to Kiba.

"But Hinata may love Gaara, we haven't decided yet," Pooh Bear whispered to Naruto.

"WHY DOESN'T SHE LOVE ME?" Naruto yelled.

"Or you, sorry! You, Kiba, or Gaara. We still haven't decided who she will like yet. The readers all ahve different opinions of who she should go with, and I don't know which I want! I'd like either Kiba or Gaara..." Pooh Bear said thoughfully.

"WHY NOT ME?" Naruto yelled.

"Because I'm not in NaruHina mode. I'm in KibaHina and GaarHina mode, so shut up and answer your question!" Pooh Bear yelled.

"Fine. Do I dye my hair? Nope, the color is natural," Naruto said with a grin, "Sakura?"

"Eek! Why do you want Orochimaru to rape me? I think he's gay anyway... AND I'M NOT A LESBO! I LOVE ITACHI-KUN!" Sakura yelled, causing everyone in the room to gasp.

"Sakura, you seriously LOVE him?" Naruto asked. Sakura blushed and nodded her head.

"Well, I've got to give you props, Forehead Girl, he IS hot," Ino said.

"Umm, thanks," Sakura replied.

"THREE CHEERS FOR ITASAKU!" Pooh Bear yelled, "HIP HIP!"

"HOORAY!" Everyone in the room but Sasuke yelled.

"HIP HIP!"

"HOORAY!"

"HIP HIP!"

"HOORAY!"

"Aren't they so cute together?" Pooh Bear gushed as Itachi wrapped his arms around Sakura's waist to pull her back so she could rest her head on his chest.

"No," Sasuke said.

"WHY MUST YOU RUIN EVERYTHING?" Pooh Bear yelled.

"Whatever. OOWWW! THAT'S IT! YOU'RE DEAD!" Sasuke yelled as he chased after Pooh Bear because she whacked him in the head with one of the many bricks in the room.

"AAAHHHHHH! HE'S GOING TO KILL ME!" Pooh Bear yelled. And so their game of cat and mouse continued while everyone else answered questions.

"I'd rather have Kanky than that other one. The other one is so horrible I can't even say it! No, my cat ears are not glued on my head. Yes, Naruto is dumber than me," Kankuro said, "And you and your friends sound dumber than me too."

"Naruto isn't dumber than you," Temari said, "I'll prove it. Kankuro, on what part of your body do you wear shoes?"

"Your vaporizer, duh," Kankuro said matter-of-factly.

"A vaporizer is not part of your body. Naruto, what part of your body do you wear shoes?" Temari asked.

"YOUR KNEE!" Naruto yelled.

"You're both wrong. The answer is your FEET! Do you want me to spell it out for you?" Temari yelled.

"Yes," both boys said at the same time.

"Ugh, F-E-E-T," Temari said with a groan, "Anyway, Naruto is smarter than Kankuro as you can plainly see."

"WHAT? HOW SO?" Kankuro yelled.

"Because Naruto at least named a part of the body! A VAPORIZER IS NOT A PART OF YOUR BODY!"

"Hmph, fine," Kankuro said reluctantly.

"And your mix ups with words are nothing. One time, I said 'Kankuro, go get my fan from the backyard' and he thought I said 'Kankuro, go burn my fan and throw it in a tub of lard.'" Temari said, "And that was my favorite fan!"

"Whatever, Neji is next," Kankuro said.

"Ugh, what atrocious spelling! You're almost as bad as Pooh Bear," Neji said.

"HEY! I'll have you know I can spell pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis!" Pooh Bear yelled. And then she started running from Sasuke again.

"You must be so proud. Anyway, no, my hair has never been MOLESTED. No, I would not kill someone for touching my hair. Unless the person's name who touched my hair was Rock Lee, Naruto Uzumaki, Kiba Inuzuka, Sasuke Uchiha, or Might Gai. If any of them touched my hair, I eould kill them," Neji declared.

"NEXT LETTER!" Naruto yelled.

Hi! I'm Zheanne! It's my first time well here's my questions

Temari: Why do you like Shika? I mean there are lots of boys out there...

Tsunade-sama: What's it like to be the first woman hokage and the most powerful woman?

Ero sannin: Have you ever peeked on...let's say the Godaime?

Lee: Can you live without your sensei?

Gai: Can you live without your fave student?

Shikamaru: Why do you like watching clouds?

PS, Girls I have delivered you some bricks and as for chouji I have delivered him some food...Oh yeah I have a ramen for Naruto...

You all are my faves! except for the bad guys...-crying-

"WELCOME ZHEANNE!" Pooh Bear yelled before she continued running from Sasuke.

"Why do I like Shikamaru? Because he's smart and isn't like a lot of the other boys out there," Temari said.

"GRANNY-TSUNADE!" Jiraiya yelled with a smirk. The good thing about having to act like Naruto is that he could call Tsunade 'Granny' without getting in trouble.

"Ugh, I can't wait until you're dare is over. It feels really great to be first woman Hokage, but I wish I didn't have so much paperwork. It also feels great to be a powerful woman, because it shows men that women can be just as strong as them," Tsuande declared.

"Have I ever peeked on Godaime? EWW NO!" Jiraiya, acting like Naruto, yelled.

"He's lying! HE REALLY HAS PEEKED ON HER! She was in one of his perverted books he was writing," Naruto said.

"WHAT? JIRAIYAAAAAAAAAA!" Tsunade yelled as she grabbed a paper fan and began beating Jiraiya with it.

"Lee, your turn," Kakashi said.

"Can I live without my sensei? Well, I haven't known him my entire life, and I survived without knowing him, so yeah. And unfortunately, sensei will not live forever, so I will have to live without him then too," Lee said thoughtfully.

"Can I live without Lee? I lived without him before he was born and before I met him! SO YES!" Gai yelled.

"I like to watch clouds because they are so peaceful and interesting to watch," Shikamaru said as he continued staring at the clouds the cloud machine was making.

"YAY! MORE BRICKS!" Most of the girls yelled.

"MORE FOOD! SO MUCH FOOD TO EAT!" CHouji yelled happily.

"EVEN MORE RAMEN!" NAruto yelled as he ate more ramen.

"YAY! I AM ONE OF YOUR FAVORITES!" Tobi yelled.

"Tobi, you're a bad guy," Ino pointed out.

"NO! TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! HE IS! HE IS!" Tobi yelled.

"O-kay, I'll ready another letter," Ino volunteered.

Well I have some questions and Pooh bear pls don't stop on torturing Sasuke!

Hinata: you're my fave! but please can you try not to stutter at least one chapter?

Ino: Well I've got to admit I like ShikaxIno than ShikaxTema...but please stop being a B PS I can't use any bad words my mom is going to kill me..

Sakura: I dare you to stop making out w/ Itachi for the whole chapter...Why did you even like the Ice cube jerk (A.K.A Sasuke)?

Gaara: I dare you to kiss Hinata in front of kiba...PS Try to stop Kiba Everyone!

Sasuke: Pls stop being a gay...-cries-

Kakashi: Have you ever kissed Anko? If not, pls kiss her PS Pooh bear, Call Anko in the room for the dare.

Shikamaru: I dare you to make out w/ Ino for the whole chapter...

Temari: I hate you...

Tenten: Pls love Neji! I hate Hyuugacest...

Neji: Stop loving your own cousin if you're going to kill the main branch...

Ero sannin: Have you kissed Tsunade-sama?

Tsunade-sama:-bows w/ respect- How did you get your in human strength? Can you be my sensei?

Gaara: Why don't you have any eyebrows? Why do you use eyeliner?

Sasuke(again): Why do you like tomatoes?

-Ishimaru Natsumi
PS I have sent you some kunais, shurikens, katanas and exploding tags...WAR!Oh and I also have sent ramen to all of you!-sighs-I guess to many PS...chao...

"I'll continue torturing Sasuke as soon as he STOPS CHASING ME!" Pooh Bear yelled as she continued running around the room to get away from Sasuke.

"O-Okay, I'll try not to stutter. That was the last one for this chapter...I promise. Thanks, I'm happy I am your fave..." Hinata said while blushing a lot.

"YAY SHIKAINO! And I'm not a bitch! It's okay, Pooh Bear can't use curses either or her mom will kill her," Ino said.

"THAT'S NOT TRUE! MY MOTHER DOESN'T CONTROL ME!" Pooh Bear yelled as she stopped, causing Sasuke to run into her and making them both fall on the floor in a pile.

"ASHLEY! STOP MAKING SO MUCH NOISE!" Pooh Bear's mother yelled from some unknown place.

"Now's your chance. Tell her she doesn't control you," Ino said with a smirk.

"FINE! YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK TO DO MOTHER! HAPPY?" Pooh Bear yelled as she tried to push Sasuke off of her, but neither of them could move for Tobi jumped on top of both of them in a dog pile.

"DID YOU JUST CURSE AT YOUR MOTHER? THAT'S IT! YOU'RE GROUNDED!" Pooh Bear's mother yelled.

"Oh god, I have to go guys. SASUKE! TOBI! GET OFF OF ME!" Pooh Bear yelled as Tobi finally got off of her and Sasuke so they could both get up.

And so, this story is going to be discontinued for the next few days while Pooh Bear is grounded for cursing at her mother...

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"AND I'M NOT GROUNDED ANYOMORE!" Pooh Bear yelled.

"Damn," Sasuke mumbled under his breath, getting him a whack in the back of the head form Pooh Bear.

"Who's next?" Pooh Bear asked.

"Sakura," Shizune said.

"Stop making out with Itachi for a whole chapter? Uhm, fine, I'll do it! Why did I even like Sasuke? Because I didn't know Itachi!" Sakura said with a smile.

"Uhm, Gaara, I think we have to kiss again," Hinata whispered. So, Gara walked over to Hinata and kissed her gently as Tsunade, Shizune, Naruto, Neji, Kakashi, Gai, Lee, Shino, and Kankuro held him back. When the two pulled apart, Hinata giigled a bit, and she could have sworn she saw Gaara smile if not only for a second. But if he did smile, it went as quickly as it came.

"SASUKE!" Pooh Bear yelled.

"I'm not gay now, I'm bisexual. I realized that to restore my clan, I have to be with a woman, so I'm bisexual," Sasuke declared.

"Well, this has been interesting. So far Sasuke has gone from straight to gay to bisexual. I hope you don't change sexual orientations again, becuase you are running out of orientations to change to!" Pooh Bear cried. Sasuke just glared at her.

"Yes, I have kissed Anko. It was a New Years party and we were drunk. Let's just say some interesting things occured at that party..." Kakashi said as he thought back to the party.

"AND EVERYTHING THAT OCCURED AT THAT PARTY BETWEEN KAKASHI AND ANKO IS RECORDED IN MY LATEST ISSUE OF ICHA ICHA PARADISE! BUY IT AND FIND OUT FOR YOURSELF WHAT HAPPENED THAT NIGHT!" Jiraiya yelled before he went back to eating ramen for he had to act like Naruto.

"JIRAIYAAAAAAAAA!" A loud voice called from outside the room. An angry Anko came in and closed the door behind her and walked walked over to Jiraiya.

"WHAT'S THIS I HEAR ABOUT YOU WRITING ABOUT ME IN YOUR BOOK?" Anko screamed in Jiraiya's face.

"Not just you. It was you AND Kakashi," Jiraiya informed her, his mouth full of ramen. Anko blushed before she grabbed the thing closest to her and began beating Jiraiya with it. The thing closest to her happened to be Sasuke. Sasuke and Jiraiya were both knocked out, so Anko attempted to leave.

"We can't get out, Anko," Shizune informed her, "We're stuck."

"Why?" Anko asked. And so, everyone filled her in on what was happening and we continued with the questions.

"SHIKAMARU!" Pooh Bear yelled.

"Make out with Ino? It's trouble-" Shikamaru didn't get to finish his statement for Ino had already pressed her lips against his.

"You hate me? Why? What did I ever to do you?" Temari growled.

"Did you ever follow her around everywhere like a...what is it...A STREAKER! Yeah, did you ever follow her around everywhere like a streaker?" Kankuro asked.

"YOU MEAN STALKER YOU IDIOT!" Temari screamed, "And no, I didn't. Tenten, it's your turn."

"Love Neji? But I love Lee!" Tenten said as she hugged Lee.

"YES! MY PLAN TO FILL THE INTERNET WITH LEETEN IS WORKING!" Pooh Bear yelled.

"It's one fic that has this pairing, you have a lot more to go," Sasuke said, getting up.

"STOP RUINING MY HAPPY MOMENT!" Pooh Bear screamed, "And the Hyuugacest isn't that bad in this fic. It's only one sided for now..."

"For now?" Sasuke asked.

"Like I said, I still don't know who Hinata will go with," Pooh Bear said.

"I'm going to kill everyone in the main branch except Hinata so we can start a new clan," Neji said. Hinata cringed at the thought.

"Yes, I have kissed Tsunade. AND I'M NOT LYING! IT'S IN MY NEWEST BOOK!" Jiraiya yelled as he got up after being beaten by Anko.

"He's telling the truth. It was that same New Years party. Damn my love for sake," Tsunade mumbled. "And thanks you, at least someone around here respects me," Tsuande said, glaring at Naruto and Jiraiya, "I got my super-human strength with good chakra control. Umm, sure, I'll be your sensei. Gets me out of doing paperwork. Just tell me when and where."

"Gaara," Temari said.

"I don't have eyebrows because they were burned off in a fire when I was very young. They never grew back. I don't use eyeliner, the dark circles around my eyes are bags from lack of sleep," Gaara informed everyone.

"Again? Ugh, I just like tomatoes. Is that such a crime?" Sasuke asked.

"YAY! MORE RAMEN!" Naruto yelled.

"No...more," Jiraiya muttered.

"YAY! Weapons, hehe," Tenten said.

"DIE GAARA!" Kiba yelled a she threw and exploding tag at Gaara. He blocked it with his sand and threw an exploding tag at Kiba in response, but it hit Shino instead. So, Shino began throwing kunais, and he hit Sasuke. So Sasuke began throwing exploding tags at Shino, Pooh Bear, and Itachi. Itachi attacked Sasuke with weapons in return and Pooh Bear just ran and hid behind Chouji's buffet table. Eventually everyone got caught up in the mass destruction, and those who didn't ran for their lives or hid somewhere.

"Okay, let's just read the next letter!" Anko screamed, stopping everyone from fighting.

Hi people (Yes, Sasuke is a person, not a thing.)

Pooh Bear is My Hero, I have a few things to tell you.

1) This story is HILARIOUS
2)Your name ROCKS! I love Pooh Bear (people in Naruto don't ask--Gaara, you would know, you have Mr. Snuggles)
3) Because I am feeling oh so very sadistic, I have decided to include you in the dares going around. This is COMPLETELY OPTIONAL (although it would be amusing, no HILARIOUS) but would you kiss Sasuke? Oh, I am so sadistic. But like I said, you don't have to. It would just be really funny.

Okay, since we the reviewers seem to have some small amount of power over you poor people stuck in this room, I have a few questions to ask--and a few more dares.

1. I have a question for all of the characters (Wow, there are a lot). What is the meaning of life to you? I can guess..."RAMEN! AND BECOMING HOKAGE!", "REVENGE!", "ITACHI!", "KILLING...and maybe Mr. Snuggles", "Letting the power of youth EXPLODE!", "Research...heheheh"--but I should stop. I'm spoiling the story.

2. PBIMH (Sorry, I'm lazy, so I abbreviate), could you take out Asuma and Kurenai (they're not adding a lot, and it's getting too crowded) and put it OROCHIMARU? Then, Itachi, you have to fulfill your promise...hahaha, snake pedophile! Perish in flames! Yeah...I hate Orochimaru.

3. Tenten and Lee...just wanted to say that pairing rocks!

4. Jiraiya...stop "researching" and actually TEACH Naruto--and I don't mean the "techniques" in your dumb books.

5. Tobi...you rock! How did you ever get into the Akatsuki, though?

6. Ino (I was trying not to be sadistic, but I guess some things can't be helped) would you kiss Chouji please? I think you two are a cute couple.

7. Sasuke, you can have a tomato. Throw it at Itachi (then he can go back to making out with Sakura)

8. Kankuro... Gaara's gourd weighs 25 pounds without sand. Temari's fan weighs 5 pounds more than Gaara's gourd without sand. 25+530.(No, I actually despise math, but I thought someone ought to explain it to the poor baka.)

9. Tsunade...you rock, but aren't you getting a little freaked out from all the violence in here (I mean, there must be SOME blood, what with the darts and all?) And how come, even though you had sake, you didn't get drunk.

10. Tenten...a warning, never let Lee drink sake--ever! And a question: what is your goal. We know Neji's and Lee's...you're the only one on Gai's team whose goal we don't know.

Just want you to know that you're all pretty awesome (except Orochimaru! DIE!) And that goes for EVERYONE, not just you Ino-pig.

"See? I AM a person!" Sasuke said, mostly to Pooh Bear.

"Whatever. Glad you think the story is funny! That's the effect I was going for. YES! ANOTHER POOH BEAR LOVER!" Pooh Bear squealed happily.

"Pooh Bear?" Sasuke asked as he and a few other people started laughing.

"So I'm 15 and I like Winnie the Pooh! So what? There is absolutely nothing wrong with liking shows like Winnie the Pooh," Pooh Bear informed everyone.

"Whatever you say," Sasuke said.

"You shouldn't be talking. I happen to know for a fact that YOU like the Teletubbies," Pooh Bear siad with a smirk. Sasuke turned bright red from embarresment and whispered to Pooh Bear, "You said you wouldn't tell anyone!" Pooh Bear whispered back, "I lied."

"Anyways, I get a dare? Okay. Do your worst!" Pooh Bear challenged.

"She did, hehe," Jiraiya said a she read over what the letter dared Pooh Bear to do, "You have to kiss Sasuke."

"WHAT? LET ME SEE THAT!" Pooh Bear yelled as she grabbed the letter and read it, "It's optional for me to kiss him."

"Are you going to?" Naruto asked with interest.

"Well, I've never really been one to turn down a dare, no matter how bad it is, so yes," Pooh Bear said, shocking herself and everyone else in the room.

"Oh gosh, I can't believe I'm going to do this," Pooh Bear said as she walked over to Sasuke and stood in front of him. He glared at her and she glared back quickly before she sighed and pulled Sasuke towards her. Pooh Bear closed her eyes so she didn't have to look at Sasuke, and pushed her lips against his. Everyone gasped, for they never in a million years thought that those two would kiss. Pooh Bear and Sasuke pulled away after a few seconds, blushing.

"Okay, I did it, now who's next?" Pooh Bear screamed, making sure to avoid Sasuke's gaze to avoid further embaressment. Everyone was silent for they were still in shock that Pooh Bear and Sasuke actually kissed. Finally, Sasuke broke the silence.

"You will help me restore my clan," Sasuke said as he turned Pooh Bear so she was facing him.

"WHAT? WHY ME? I'M NOT EVEN PART OF YOUR UNIVERSE!" Pooh Bear screamed as she backed away from Sasuke, "And I thought you hated me?"

"I do, but I'd rather have you rebuild my clan with me than Sakura and Ino. Just imagine how annoying the kids will be?" Sasuke groaned.

"THEN WHY NOT HINATA? OR TENTEN? EVEN TEMARI WOULD BE BETTER!" Pooh Bear yelled.

"Hinata is too shy and it would take forever to rebuild the clan. Lee will kill me if I go near Tenten. Temari's brothers will kill me if I go near Temari," Sasuke stated.

"NO THEY WON'T! THEY DIDN'T KILL SHIKAMARU!" Pooh Bear pointed out.

"Because they don't mind Shikamaru. Gaara hates me though," Sasuke said as he glared at Gaara who glared back.

"B-But I don't want to!" Pooh Bear yelled as she started crying.

"It was an order, not a request," Sasuke informed her.

"I-I'm going to d-die," Pooh Bear said over and over as she sat down in a corner away form Sasuke.

"Let's just have someone answer their question," Kakashi said as he tried to change the subject, "Everyone answer what the meaning of life is to them."

"RAMEN AND BECOMING HOKAGE SO PEOPLE WILL RESPECT ME!" Naruto yelled.

"Revenge and rebuilding my clan," Sasuek said as he glanced at Pooh Bear, who shuddered at the thought of rebuilding the clan by bearing...dozens...and dozens...and dozens of children. And while thinking of all the children, Pooh Bear fainted.

"The author just passed out," Neji said.

"Let's just keep going. The meaning of life for me is to find true love, which I have done," Sakura said as she looked up at Itachi, "And to become a great ninja."

"I just want to live a normal life. Marry someone who is not too ugly and not too beautiful. Have two children, a girl, and then a boy. Retire after my daughter is married, and my son becomes a successful ninja and spend the rest of my life playing Shogi or Go. A nice, carefree retirement. Then die before my wife," Shikamaru said.

"My meaning of life is to fall in love and live happily ever after with the one I love. Oh, and to beocme a better kunoichi than Forehead Girl!" Ino said as she stuck her tongue out at Sakura.

"The meaning of life to me is to taste every food known to man!" Chouji announced.

"I think the meaning of life is...to find out who you really are before you die...and to fall in love," Hinata said.

"I think the meaning of life is to live your life to the fullest before you die, because you only go through life once," Kiba said.

"No comment," Shino said.

"SHINO! ANSWER SOMETHING!" Kiba yelled.

"The same thing as Hinata," Shino said in an annoyed tone.

"The meaning of life is to marry my cousin and kill the Main branch," Neji stated.

"THE MEANING OF LIFE IS TO PROTECT THOSE YOU CARE FOR AND TO LET YOUR FLAME OF YOUTH EXPLODE!" Lee yelled.

"I think the meaning of life for me is to find out who I am and to show the rets of the world who I am. Also I want to become a great kunoichi and find love," Tenten said.

"Wow, some of these really come from the heart and are very touching," Tsunade observed.

"THE MEANING OF LIFE IS TO SEE AS MANY WOMEN NAKED AS YOU CAN BEFORE YOU DIE!" Jiraiya yelled.

"Yet some of these are just preverted and sick," Tsunade said with a sigh.

"THE MEANING OF LIFE IS TO LET YOUR FLAME OF YOUTH EXPLODE AND TO DEFEAT KAKASHI!" Gai yelled.

"The meaning of life is porn, especially Icha Icha Paradise," Kakashi said.

"The meaning of life is to find true love," Kurenai said with a dreamy look on her face.

"The meaning of life is to live it to the fullest before you die," Asuma said.

"The meaning of life is to protect those you care for. Also gambling and sake are important," Tsunad said.

"The meaning of life is to go through lif emaking responsible decisions and to help as many people as you can!" Shizune said.

"The meaning of life is to kill...and to take care of Mr. Snuggles," Gaara stated darkly.

"The meaning of life is to get the man of your dreams and if you don't get your man, prove you can be strong without him," Temari stated.

"The meaning of life is to figure out how Temari's fan weighs 30 pounds!" Kankuro yelled.

"The meaning of life is to live each day is if it were your last," Itachi stated.

"The meaning of life is FISH!" Kisame yelled.

"The meaning of life is to find a partner who won't annoy the hell out of you, yeah," Deidara said as he glared at Tobi.

"THE MEANING OF LIFE IS THE THRIVING POLAR BEARS!" Tobi yelled. The room quickly got silent after that as everyone stared at Tobi like he was an idiot...which he was.

"Anko?" Kurenai said.

"The meaning of life? I DON'T KNOW! JUST GO TO THE NEXT QUESTION!" Anko yelled.

"POOH BEAR! WAKE UP!" Naruto yelled.

"I'll get her up. SASUKE IS MOLESTING YOU POOH BEAR!" Ino screamed.

"AAAHHHH! WHERE?" Pooh Bear yelled as she jumped up and ran to another corner.

"You have a question to answer," Sasuke informed her.

"Uh, okay. No, I'm going to keep Kurenai and Asuma in. I like them both. Orochimaru may stop in for a visit a bit later, but not right now," Pooh Bear said, "AND YAY FOR LEE AND TENTEN!"

"I like that pairing too," Tenten said as she blushed when Lee hugged her from behind.

"I DO TEACH NARUTO!" Jiraiya yelled.

"YOU DO NOT PERVERTED SAGE!" Naruto yelled.

"Whatever, I'm not your sensei anyways. Kakashi is. NEXT!" Jiraiya yelled.

"YAY! TOBI DOES ROCK! Tobi got into Akatsuki because he found an Akatsuki ring one day!" Tobi yelled.

"How I wish he never found that ring, yeah," Deidara said.

"INO! Time to kiss Chouji," Temari said with a smirk. Ino glared at her and said, "This isn't fair! I'm finally dating Shikamaru and now you're going to make be kiss his best friend!"

"I don't mind. It's a dare," Shikamaru informed her as he continued to watch the clouds. Ino glared at him and sighed before she went over to Chouji and pulled him away from the buffet table to kiss him. After they parted, Chouji said, "The food tastes better." Ino gasped before slapping Chouji across the face and going over to Shikamaru to watch the clouds with him.

"Interesting...Sasuke?" Kakashi said.

Sasuek took the tomato and took a small bite out of it before throwing it at Itachi. Of course, he missed thanks to Itachi's quick reflexes.

"Damn," Sasuke mumbled.

"I undertsnad Gaara's gourd is 25 pounds without sand and Temari's fan is five more pounds than that so...IT STILL ISN'T 30! IT'S 20!" Kankuro yelled.

"What?" Gaara and Temari both asked.

"25-520. Duh," Kankuro said.

"No, you do 25-" "DON'T TRY TO EXPLAIN IT TO HIM! Just be happy he can subtract properly," Temari interrupted Gaara.

"Hmph, fine," Gaara mumbled.

"I'm starting to get over my fear of blood. Surprisingly, there isn't too much blood in here," Tsunade said, "And I didn't get drunk because the more you drink, the higher the tolerance you get for the drink. Also, I passed out last chapter from drinking, and I was drunk before that. Tenten, go!"

"Thanks for the warning, but I already know not to give Lee sake. Last time I was there when Lee had sake, he destroyed an entire restaurant and it took Neji and Gai-sensei to stop him," Tenten said, "And my dream is to become as great a kunoichi as Tsunade. I want to prove that girls can be just as strong as boys!"

"YAY! We're all awesome!" Naruto yelled.

"I'm better than Forehead Girl!" Ino yelled.

"Are not Ino-Pig!" Sakura yelled.

"ARE TOO!"

"ARE NOT!"

"ARE TOO!"

"ARE N-" "ENOUGH! READ ANOTHER LETTER!" Tsunade interrupted.

nice stary q.a. thing question for gaara dude what with the teddy bear man i know teddy bears are cute n' stuff but dude how unmanly man hinata you have to not stutter so much not trying to be rude or any thing kankuro why do you where that hat you look like a cat and jiraiya you are a pervert so am i snickers heheheheheheheheheand as my name suggests i am hinata fan boy you are so hot hinata marry me heh
yours truly to all exept hinata
narutoaddict/hinatafanboy
to hinatalove narutoaddict/hinatafanboy

"What's wrong with my teddy bear?" Gaara asked in a dangerous voice, "It was the only friend I had when I was a child."

"I haven't stuttered...for almost the entire chapter," Hinata said slowly so she wouldn't stutter.

"Temari made my hat for me when I was younger. Yes, I know I look like a cat, but ladies dig that kind of thing!" Kankuro protested.

"No they don't," All of the girls in the room said.

"We only like them when they are fluffy," Ino squealed.

"Oh no, not another pervert," Tsunade groaned.

"YES! WE ARE PERVERTS AND PROUD! At least you can admit it!" Jiraiya said with a laugh.

"Oh...I am glad you like me! But...maybe we should get to know each other first..." Hinata said as she blushed.

"NEXT LETTER!" Gai yelled youthfully.

I said I'd get the rest of the gifts and what not out, so, here I am! Yay! Anyhow, moving on, please count this as a continuation of my Chapter 8 posting.

Pooh Bear: A picture book of Sasuke in all the tortures you and I have ever forced upon him...Also, could you bring in Anko?
Naruto: If Anko is there, I dare you to make-out with her fro..4 minutes...and compliement her for being pretty and stuff, and when you get out, I dare you to date her for at least a month!
Anko: Snaps fingers I've reduced your psychical age. She now appears to be 13-15 years old, and looks somewhat like Naruto's Girl form, for some odd reason... You're my favorite female character, next to Hinata!
Gaara: I dare you to kiss Ino and Sakura.
Naruto(again): What's it like to have such a dangerous thing sealed inside of you? And RAMEN!
Hinata: Glomps CUTE! Disappears again
Ino: Are only people in your clan able to learn the Mind Transfer Jutsu? And if not, can I learn?
Shikamaru: SAme Question as Ino, only with Shadow Possesion.
Chouji: Same as the to above, only with your body expansion jutsus.
Orochimaru: Lights him on fire, with a non-jutsu or water curable fire Ha! Take that!
Sasuke: Drops an anvil in the shape of Orochimaru on his head hehehe...Then lights him on the same fire he put on Oro
Itachi: Be a good boyfriend to Sakura-chan, or you'll be getting a very unpleasant visit...
Kisame: I'll give you endless sushi in exchange for one spare Akatsuki cloak.
Tobi: YOUR TOBI! YEAH!
Lee and Gai: YOUTH! MAY THE FLAMES OF YOUTH EXPLODE, AND HELP US CONQUER ALL PROBLEMS! YOSH!
Gai: Gives him back his hair, only makes it look baddass You trained Lee, so I automatically think you awesome.
Kyuubi: How's it feel to be the most powerful thing ever, but get insulted by a 13 year old human almost every day?
Kakashi: If I found a book that helps you ignore guy even more then Icha Icha, would you give it up?
Jiraya: I dare you not to think perverted thoughts for 5 chapters...and if you do, every time you get zapped with a annoying electric
That's about it...except..Snaps fingers, and Fluffy tails and ears appear on everyone, list below for what each person got
Kiba: Dog
Itachi: Weasel
Sasuke: Monkey
Naruto: Fox, with 8 extra tails
Hinata: Bunny
Kisame: Shark tail
Tobi: Badgar
Gaara: Shukkau's tail and ears, only fluffy and fit for his size
Kankuro: Cat
Temari: Girrafe ((Don't ask.))
Kakashi: Dog
Gai: Excatly like Kakashi's, only black instead of silver
Lee: Panther
Tenten: Lion
Neji: Rat
Deidara: Wolverine
Tsunade: Dog
Shizue: Mouse
Anko: Fox, with 7 extra tails

Sorry if I missed anyone..And those won't come off unless Pooh Bear and I both say so, meaning that if you kill/hurt/otrture one of us, they'll -never- come off!...I'm also a fan of Anko-Naruto..Not sure why..I jsut think they're perfect for eachother, and so cute!...I also like Gaara/Hinata, but I'll accept if she's dateing Kiba, becasue it makes her happy.shock!
Temari: You're my third favorite girl, and if you were older, I'd probuly ask you out. Nod, nod
Tsunade: Did you ever have a crush on Jiraiya, or the 4th Hokage? And be Honest, or I'll make it so you can't gamble, or drink sake for three whole years!

"Oh my goodness, I LOVE THIS BOOK! YAY! ANOTHER PERSON WHO TORTURES SASUKE! There should be a fanclub for people who torture Sasuke..." Pooh Bear said, "Oh, and Anko is already here."

"Unfortunately," Anko put in.

"WHAT? I HAVE TO KISS HIM/HER!" Anko and Naruto yelled at the same time.

"Umm...I think we should go to Anko's question first so that it won't be illegal for you two to complete your dare," Pooh Bear said as they skipped over the question for a moment. Snapping was heard and Anko was transformed into a girl at about age 14 or 15.

"I like that you made me younger, but kissing that idiot is what I get for being your favorite?" Anko screamed.

"Oh please, I kissed Sasuke! If I can handle that, then you can handly kissing Naruto!" Pooh Bear said.

"But kissing Sasuke was your choice!" Anko yelled.

"But it was a dare, and how would it look if I backed down from a dare?" Pooh Bear asked as she pushed Naruto into Anko, forcing the two to kiss, "Good, now just stay like that for four minutes!" Pooh Bear ordered.

"Umm, no," Gaara said once he read his dare.

"Just do it and get it over with," Temari said a sshe pushed Gaara into Sakura. Their lips met for a brief second before Gaara quickly pushed Sakura away. Kankuro grabbed Gaara and forced him to kiss Ino, and afterwards Gaara attempted to kill Kankuro for doing so.

"Okay, will whoever is next go already?" Ino asked.

"It's kind of cool and scary to have a demon sealed inside of me. YAY RAMEN!" Naruto screamed as he and Anko were finally able to stop making out.

Suddenly a boy popped in and glomped Hinata, knocking her over, and then disappeared after he yelled 'CUTE!'

"Umm...thank...you?" Hinata asked, confused.

"Yes, only people in my clan are allowed to learn mind transfer jutsu. Join our clan and then you can learn," Ino said cheerfully.

"Same answer as Ino," Shikamaru said with a sigh.

"Yes, only people in my clan can learn the jutsu!" Chouji said as he continued stuffing his face full of food.

"Orochimaru isn't here right now, but we can show all of the readers the torture Orochimaru is enduring!" Pooh Bear said.

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"Kabuto, I just don't undertsand why everyone hates me," Orochimaru said as he began to get teary eyed. Kabuto handed him a box of tissues and rolled his eyes. This was the third time this week that Orochimaru had gotten so emotional, and it was only Monday!

"I'm sure they don't ALL hate you," Kabuto said in a bored tone.

"WHY CAN'T YOU BE MORE SUPPORTIVE?" Orochimaru screamed. Suddenly, Orochimaru's hair was set on fire and from there the fire spread to the rest of his body. Orochimaru screamed in agony and stopped, dropped, and rolled on the floor in attempt to save himself. While all of this was happening, Kabuto grabbed his camera and began taking pictures to sell on the internet.

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"Well, THAT was strange," Pooh Bear commented. Suddenly, an anvil in the shape of Orochimaru's head fell on Sasuke.

"AHAHAHA! THAT WAS GREAT! I WISH I HAD KABUTO'S CAMERA TO TAKE A PICTURE OF THAT!" Pooh Bear screamed as she fell ont eh floor laughing.

"Why don't you use your phone?" Naruto asked.

"GOOD IDEA!" Pooh Bear yelled a sshe took pictures of him being set on fire and rolling around on the floor to put the fire out, "WHOEVER IS NEXT GO!"

"Don't worry, he is a good boyfriend!" Sakura answered for Itachi.

"OKAY!" Kisame said as he sent an Akatsuki cloak to Emperor Jaden. Itachi glared at Kisame, and Kisame replied, "WHAT? I DID IT FOR THE SUSHI! THINK OF THE SUSHI ITACHI!" And with that tons of sushi fell from above on top of Deidara and Kisame began eating.

"HEY! I WANT SOME OF THAT SUSHI!" Pooh Bear yelled as she dove into the pile of sushi and began eating as well. She didn't get very much, for Kisame pushed her out and yelled, "MINE!"

"YAY! TOBI I AM!" Tobi yelled.

"YOUTH!" Gai and Lee yelled.

"YES! I AM AWESOME FOR TRAINING LEE!" Gai yelled as everyone admired his new hair.

"OH MY GOD! GAI IS HOT NOW! THE APOCALYPSE IS COMING!" Shizune screamed.

"NO! I NEED TO GO BEFORE THE WORLD MAY COME TO AN END!" the Kyuubi yelled inside Naruto, for he went back to residing inside Naruto, "I HATE being insulted by this brat I have to live inside! I could kill him with one swipe of my paw, but because I'm stuck in here I can't to a damn thing!"

"I don't think i could ever give Icha Icha up, it's addicting," Kakashi stated.

"NOT THINK PERVERTED THOUGHTS? NOOOOOOO!" Jiraiya screamed as the buzzer was placed on him. Suddenly electric volts began running through Jiraiya constantly until he was knocked out, for he couldn't think anymore perverted thoughts while he was knocked out.

"Wow, who knew he was THAT perverted?" Naruto asked.

"Thanks, Anko is your first favorite, right? Then who is your second favorite?" Temari asked as she blushed a bit.

"Where does this person live? I must kill him," Gaara stated when he saw the part about asking Temari out if she was older.

"I'll help you," Kankuro stated.

"YOU GUYS! STOP BEING SO OVERPROTECTIVE! THIS IS WHY I DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND! Before they get to the front door either Kankuro freaks them out and threatens them or Gaara just kills them!" Temari cried.

"We're doing you a fovor Temari," Gaara stated, "And we would let you go out with Shikamaru, but you already blew your chance." Kankuro nodded in agreement.

"I never had a crush on the fourth. Jiraiya...well, he can't hear this since he's knocked out, so I'll tell you the truth. Against my better judgement, I've actually had a small crush on him ever since we were kids," Tsunade said as she blushed a bit.

"EWW! YOU AND PERVERTED SAGE!" Naruto yelled in disgust. Tsunade just glared at him.

"YAY! More fluufyness for you guys! You can choose which you want to wear since some of you got fluffy ears already," Pooh Bear decided. The boys who already got fluffy ears and tails earlier decided to keep what they already had, and all of the girls and boys who didn't have fluffy ears yet all got to wear fluffy ears now.

"Umm...thank you?" Hinata asked as she felt the bunny ears on her head.

"WHY DO I HAVE SO MANY TAILS?" Anko yelled as she looked at all of the tails she had.

"Let;s jus finish this letter please? I want to finish this before Sunday and I'm very tired and want to get as much done as possible!" Pooh Bear whined, "I've actually never heard of the NaruAnko pairing before...sounds interesting...if you know of any good stories for it, please let me know! Thanks! I love GaaraHina and KibaHina and I don't know who she should go with! Maybe it will be a love triangle for now..."

"RECTANGLE!" Naruto yelled as he poitned to himself.

"WHATEVER! NEXT LETTER PLEASE!" Pooh Bear yelled.

Hiya! Im back! MWAHAHA! Anyways sorry everyone(even Shikamaru!) you were all wrong! The answere is...none because Icecream doesnt have any bone. Really thats it! Thanks Gaara and Akamaru! So here are my questions!
1-Tsunade, want to go on a pervert-killing spree with me?
2-Trust me Sasuke I have my ways...do you want to find out??glares evily
3-Dang it! But that one guy died just now and the other one can't come back!(Trying not to spoil) What if get rid of that 'one' guy?
4- God you kick major but! So if I do get rid of 'him' can I be your new partner?!!?!?
5-Jiraiya, so... when is a good day for me to kill you?? Im open for anytime!smileBWHAHa
6-And last but not least Kisame,ok if three chinese men were digging a hole to the moon how long would it take them to get home if they took a detoure around Jupiter? (Anyone can answere if they know it!)

"OH MY GOD! SHIKAMARU WAS WRONG! THE APOCALYPSE IS HERE!" Asuma yelled.

"This is the second apocalypse claim this chapter! I told all of you, ONLY ONE APOCALYPSE CLAIM PER CHAPTER! It gets annoying if you put it in too many times," Pooh Bear said.

"But it IS coming sicne Shikamaru was wrong!" Chouji said. Pooh Bear sighed and ordered the first person to go.

"Go on a pervert killing spree with you? I think that as Hokage I'm not allowed to, but I'll be with you in spirit!" Tsunade said.

"No, I'd rather not find out, I have to restore my clan!" Sasuke screamed. Pooh Bear screamed and fainted as soon as she heard that.

"Who are you talking to in number three?" Shino asked.

"TOBI IS CONFUSED!" Tobi yelled.

"I think three and four is referring to Deidara?" Kisame asked.

"No idea, but if you are talking about me, feel free to get rid of Tobi so you can be my new partner...I'm, sure anyone is better than Tobi, yeah," Deidara stated.

"Tobi didn't know you cared so much!" Tobi yelled as he gave Deidara a bear hug.

"Jiraiya is knocked out right now, but I'm sure he would prefer not to die," Tsuande commented.

"NO! TUESDAY IS GOOD FOR MEAAAAAHHHHHH!" Jiraiya yelled as he was electrocuted yet again until he passed out again.

"Umm...Brianna?" Kisame asked, confused.

"I thought Brianna was that girl you dated in high school that stood you up at the prom, yeah?" Deidara asked.

"Yes, I thought she might be the correct answer to the question. It seems like a logical answer, right?" Kisame asked.

"TOBI THINKS IT IS LOGICAL!" Tobi yelled.

"You're all wrong. The answer is 17 and three eighths light years," Shikamaru stated. Everyone just nodded their heads in agreement, for they did not want to argue with Shikamaru, for Shikamaru knows all.

"WAIT? SINCE WHEN DOES SHIKAMARU KNOW ALL?" Naruto yelled.

"Since 3:21 this afternoon, now read another letter!" Pooh Bear demanded as she finally woke up.

"Wow, congratualtions on knowing everything Shikamaru!" Naruto said as he began reading another letter.

Dear naruto people,

-hands a Tsunade box that doesnt have Orochimaru inside- (wink wink)

why'd you choose a toad to summon Jaraiya?

-hands Gaara a cookie-

sakura...you're a bitch and sasuke would like you more if you didnt like him

Ino...-kicks in the face-

Naruto you kick ass, -man-hugs-

and finally Tobi, why does your mask only have one hole in it?

"Umm, thanks?" Tsunade said as she threw the box to Pooh Bear who opened the door and threw it out the door.

"WAIT! YOU CAN OPEN THE DOOR?" everyone yelled.

"Of course! I'm the author! I can open the door and all of the readers who ask questions can open the door! How do you think they get in so they can hug or glomp or attack you?" Pooh Bear asked, "Now whoever is next go!"

"I happen to like toads!" Jiraiya said as he awoke again. He then passed out again when electric volts were sent into his body constantly.

A person walked through the dor and handed Gaara a cookie. Gaara looked at the cookie and threw it on the floor. Kankuro immediately ran over and ate it. The same person walked over and kicked Ino in the face, causing her to cry. He then went over to Naruto and hugged him.

"HEY! You didn't wait for Sakura to answer her question! You can't go out of order!" Pooh Bear yelled to the person.

"I didn't feel like making a second trip, so I decided to do everything in one trip," the person said as he walked through the door and left.

"All right then, it's your turn Sakura," Naruto said, very confused.

"I AM NOT A BITCH AND I DO NOT LIKE SASUKE ANYMORE!" Sakura screamed.

"Tobi's mask only has one hole because people only have one eye!" Tobi yelled.

"Tobi...people have TWO EYES, YEAH!" Deidara yelled.

"NOT CYCLOPS!" Tobi protested.

"You aren't a cyclops!" Kisame argued.

"BUT TOBI IS A KANGAROO!" Tobi yelled.

"No you are not and what does that have to do with anything, yeah?" Deidara asked, annoyed.

"Nothing, Tobi just lik-" "ENOUGH! Can we just read the next letter?" Sasuke asked, annoyed.

Hi again
okay now my question is for everyone:
Tell me what are your top three favorite pairing are. You know the people you are paired off with in fan fics or doujinshi.
Well that's it for now,

Lucy

"OH MY GOODNESS! THIS IS OUR 100th LETTER!" Pooh Bear screamed. Everyone in the room cheered and yelled, "THANK YOU FOR OUR 100th LETTER LUCY!"

"Okay, I'll go first! My favorite pairings are Me and Sakura, Me and Hinata, and Me and...Ino," Naruto concluded.

"I like Itachi and me and then I like InoShika a lot and I also like NaruHina because it is cute," Sakura said, "Your turn Sasuke. AND YOU CAN'T BE PAIRED WITH POOH BEAR!"

"THANK YOU FOR CLEARING THAT UP FOR HIM!" Pooh Bear said happily.

"Hn, I guess I like Naruto and me, and that's it. The others I don't care about," Sasuke said.

"I like Shikamaru and me, then ItaSaku, then KibaHina," Ino said.

"I could care less," Shikamaru said. Ino glared at him and Shikamaru finally said, "Fine, fine. I like me and Ino, me and Temari, and that's it."

"I like me and Hinata, Lee and Tenten, and Naruto and Sasuke!" Kiba said as he smirked at Naruto, who glared in return.

"I like...Kiba-kun and I...Naruto-kun and I...and Gaara-kun and I," Hinata whispered so no one could hear her.

"I like Kiba and Hinata, that's it," Shino said.

"I like me and Shikamaru, Gaara and Hinata, and Gaara and Sakura," Temari said.

"I like...me...and...Hinata..." Gaara stated in alow whisper, "But nothing else."

"I like sandcest!" Kankuro said. Temari smacked him in the back of the head, and Gaara covered his ears, trying to get the memory of his encounter with the sandcest fic out of his head.

"I like Anko and I, Naruto and Hinata, and Naruto and Sakura," Kakashi said.

"I LIKE LEETEN AND LEESAKU!" Gai yelled.

"I like Lee and I, Hinata and Gaara, and Hinata and Kiba," Tenten said.

"I like Tenten and I, Hinata and Gaara, and Neji and Sakura!" Lee yelled.

"Hn, I like Hinata and I and Hanabi and I...and I guess Lee and Tenten is okay," Neji said.

"I like Asuma and I, Hinata and Kiba, and Hinata and Naruto," Kurenai said.

"I like Kurenai and I, Shikamaru and Ino, and Ino and Chouji," Asuma said.

"Kakashi and I is good, and in this form I'm in right now Naruto and I is okay," Anko said.

"I like any of the girls paired with me, hehehe," Jiraiya said as he was electrocuted again.

"Ugh, I like HinaNaru, Jiraiya and me, and Shizune and Genma," Tsunade said as she smirked at Shizune, who blushed.

"I like Genma and me as well, and Tsunade-sama and Jiraiya-sama, and Kakashi and Anko," Shizune said.

"TOBI LIKES ITACHI AND SAKURA AND TOBI AND TOBI!" Tobi yelled.

"Tobi and Tobi isn't a pairing, yeah," Deidar said through gritted teeth.

"TOBI AND TOBI IS A PAIRING! IT IS IT IS IT IS!" Tobi yelled. Deidara was about to scream at Tobi, but Itachi stopped him.

"Don't even bother, Deidara, it isn't worth your time," Itachi said. Deidara nodded and asked, "What are your favorite pairings, yeah?"

"Sakura and I, that's it," Itachi said.

"I like you and Sakura as well!" Kisame stold Itachi.

"I don't have any favorite pairings, yeah," Deidara said.

"Okay, did everyone go?" Pooh Bear asked.

"You didn't go!" Naruto said.

"Oh, okay. My favorite pairing is LeeTen, then ItaSaku, and then...a three way tie between NaruHina, KibaHina, and GaarHina!" Pooh Bear said, "NEXT LETTER!"

(Shifts eyes from side to side)
Okay I have some questions for you guys.
To all of you: Do you know you are like on T.V., internet, known all around the world, have a manga and junk?
Hinata: Well this is more of a statement then anything.. BUT You are one of my favorite characters. Also, have you ever found a fanfiction where you are hooked up with Orochimaru and Kabuto and you are pregnant.. Because I have.. (Shudders.)
To all the kunoichi: Actually I think I've found some type of fanfiction like that with all of you, from here to some stories my friends write. (Shudders again) It's reallyy creepy. Also you all rock!
Tsunade: I dare you to read an entire paragraph from icha Icha paradise.
Jiraiya: I dare you to cover your ears.
Kakashi: You too.
Asuma: (Squeals and spazzes.) You. Rock.
Kurenai: (Squeals and spazzes even more.) You too.
Anko: Do you like Kakashi? (If she isn't here just skip her I suppose.)
Naruto: I dare you to make out with Sasuke for three whole minutes.
Gaara: (Kidnaps Gaara for about three minutes.)
Rock lee: You are so awesome.
Tenten: I dare you to make out with Rock lee, again.
And To Pooh Bear Is my Hero: Finally someone who loves to torture Sasuke as much as I do! Love the story aswell.

"WE'RE ON TV?" Everyone yelled.

"Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you about that! You are all on a tv show called Naruto and you have a manga that is also called Naruto so everyone knows what is going on in your lives," Pooh Bear said as if it were obvious.

"So that's how all these people knew who we were," Sakura said.

"THE SHOW IS NAMED AFTER ME! IT'S A SHOW ABOUT ME!" Naruto said happily. Everyone esle just groaned, wondering how someone could make a show about someone like Naruto.

"Umm...I guess I'll go...I'm honored that I am one of your...favorite characters..." Hinata managed to say, "I have never heard of a story like that...and I hope that I never find one and that never happens."

"We all hope that never happens to us either," Tenten stated. All of the girls nodded thier heads in agreement.

"Read Icha Icha Paradise? Fine, give me a book Jiraiya," Tsunade ordered. Jiraiya did nothing, for he was already knocked out from the electric volts, so Tsunade sighed and just took a book from Kakashi and began reading the last page of the book.

"MY B+VIRGIN EARS!" Gai screamed.

"NOOOOOO! I HAVEN'T GOTTEN THAT FAR YET! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Kakashi screamed, holding out the 'no' for the entire time Tsunade was reading aloud so no one could hear her read.

"Here, take your damn book back," Tsunade said a sshe shoved the book into Kakashi's hands, who began reading, "ASUMA!"

"Umm...thanks! Do I really rock?" Asuma asked a she blushed a bit.

"Thank you! That means a lot to me!" Kurenai said with a smile.

"Do I like Kakashi? Well, yeah, but I can't do anything about it right now ebcause it is illegal for us to do anything in the form I'm in," Anko said, referring to her transformation into a 15 year old.

"AAAHHHHHHH! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Naruto screamed.

"Oh, if I can do it, so can you!" Pooh Bear said as she pushed Naruto into Sasuke, forcing them to kiss.

"We'll check up on them in four minutes. GAARA!" Pooh Bear yelled.

Suddenly someone came through the door and kidnapped Gaara.

"All right then, LEE!" Pooh Bear yelled.

"Thanks, am I really awesome?" Lee asked, a blush appearing across his face. Tenten then decided to start her dare and so she began making out with Lee again.

"YAY LEETEN! Isn't that so cute Sasu- Oh, right, you're making out with Naruto...NOW I HAVE NO ONE TO AGREE WITH ME THAT THIS IS CUTE! DAMMIT! HURRY UP SASUKE!" Pooh Bear yelled. Finally the four minutes were up and Naruto and Sasuke seperated.

"FINALLY! ISN'T THAT SO CUTE SASUKE!" Pooh Bear squealed as she pointed to Lee and Tenten.

"Hn," Sasuke replied.

"YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO AGREE WITH ME! ARGH!" Pooh Bear yeleld as she whacked Sasuke with one of the many paper fans in the room.

"OWW! FINE! IT'S CUTE! HAPPY?" Sasuke asked.

"YES! YAY FOR SASUKE TORTURERS! We seriously should get a fanclub! We could get jackets and everything!" Pooh Bear yelled, "Glad you like the story so far! NEXT LETTER!"

Hi! Questions and dares for all!:

1-Naruto: Dare: Make out with Temari. Question: What do you think of the GaaNaru pairing?

2-Temari: Dare: Hug Gaara. Question: What do you think of Gaara?

3-Kakashi: Dare: Hug every kunoichi. (Including Shizune, Tsunade, and Kurenai.) Question: Would you make out with Shizune?

4-Gaara: Dare: Hug Hinata. Question: What do you think of Hinata?

5-Kiba: Dare: Don't hurt Gaara. Question: Would you hug me?

6-Sasuke: Dare: Hug Pooh Bear Is My Hero and enjoy it. Question: Would you like the SasuGaa pairing?

7-Pooh Bear Is My Hero: Dare: Punch Sasuke. Question: Who's your favorite teacher? Iruka, Anko, Kakashi, Asuma, Kurenai, or Gai?

I love these stories!

Suddenly Gaara appeared back in the room.

"What happened to you?" Temari asked.

"Break dancing...karaoke...ukuleles...laundry baskets...don't make be go back there again..." Gaara managed to say.

"What? That makes no sens-" Temari started, but was cut off when naruto began his dare to make out with her. After a few minutes they pulled apart, Temari in a daze, and Naruto said, "I HATE GAARNARU! I'M STRAIGHT!"

"Temari, your turn," Kankuro said. Temari didn't respond for she was still in a daze.

"TEMARI!" Everyone in the room yelled.

"WHAT? Oh, it's my turn. Okay," Temari said a sshe went over and hugged her brother, who didn't resond. He was still freaked out with his strange encounter with the person who kidnapped him.

"I think of Gaara as my little brother! I love my little brother, though sometimes I wonder if he loves me at all," Temari stated.

"IT IS YOUR TURN MY ETERNAL RIVAL!" Gai yelled. Kakashi sighed and closed his book and oroceeded to hug every kunoichi in the room. When he was finished, he went back to reading his book and said, "Would I make out with Shizune? Eh, sure. Why not?"

"Gaara," Temari said as she smirked and pushed Gaara into Hinata. Hinata smiled shyly at him, and he ruterned her smile with a giant bear hug. When he pulled away, he said, "Why do you care about how I view Hinata?"

"Just answer the question Gaara," Temari ordered.

"Ugh, I'm not really sure how I feel about her. I think I may actually like her..." Gaar whispered so no one in the room could hear him except Kiba who glared at Gaara and hugged Hinata.

"YOUR TURN KIBA!" Naruto yelled.

"Would I hug you? Sure, I guess," Kiba said.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Pooh Bear and Sasuke screamed.

"Sasuke, why are you screaming? I thought you wanted to use her to restore your clan," Naruto said.

"I do, but that doesn't mean I have to like her! It just means I hate everyone else more than I hate her," Sasuke grumbled.

"Just do it and get it over with Sasuke," Kakashi ordered as he pushed Sasuke in the direction of Pooh Bear. Sasuke and Pooh Bear both sighed and they gave each other a huge bear hug.

"Awwww," all of the girls in the room sighed.

"SHUT UP!" Sasuke and Pooh Bear screamed as they pulled away from each other, a blush on both of their faces.

"Anyways, no, I wouldn't like SasuGaar. I don't like Gaara," Sasuke concluded.

"YAY! I GET A DARE!" Pooh Bear yelled as she ran over to Sasuke and punched him as hard as she could.

"That doesn't hurt," Sasuke said in an emotionless voice.

"BUT THIS WILL!" Pooh Bear yelled as she grabbed one of the many bricks in the room and threw it at his head, knocking him out.

"YAY! I knocked out Sasuke! Anyways, my favorite teacher? Hmm...I like Gai a lot just because he's really funny...so I guess Gai!" Pooh Bear said happily, "And I love these stories too! I read them all the time!"

"HA! I AM MORE POPULAR THAN YOU KAKASHI!" Gai yelled in Kakashi's face.

"Hm? Did you say something?" Kakashi asked, uninterested.

"CURSE YOU AND YOUR HIPNESS KAKASHI!" Gai screamed.

"Okay, can we just read another letter?" Ino asked imaptiently.

OK FIRST OF ALL I LOVE YOU GAARA! I guess I'm a fangirl although I don't want to date Gaara I just think HE IS TOTALLY AWESOME IN EVERY WAY! By the way I like to be called Caroline-chan! SAKURA YOU KICK TOTAL ASS! AND I LOVES YOU TEMARI! YOU COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY BEAT INO-PIG IN EVERY SINGLE FREAKIN' WAY! Now i have a few dares and questions . . . questions first.

Gaara: Who is your best friend?
Sakura: Why do you always wear red?
Naruto:(YOU ARE SO AWESOME NARUTO-KUN!)What food do you like besides ramen?
Sasuke: WHY DON'T YOU SKIP CUTTING AND JUST GO KILL YOURSELF ALREADY!? I HATE YOU SASGAY!
Kakashi: Do you like Anko?

OK NOW FOR THE DARES!

I DARE SAKURA AND GAARA TO MAKE OUT FOR THE WHOLE CHAPTER THEY CAN STOP TO ANSWER QUESTIONS THOUGH!

Same for Neji and Tenten, Ino and Kiba, Hinata and Naruto, and Temari and Shikamaru.

I DARE SASUKE TO NEVER MAKE OUT WITH NARUTO EVER AGAIN! POOR POOR NARUTO-KUN!

I LOVE GAARA AND SAKURA! IT'S SO CUTE! XD! I MEAN SHE IS A MEDIC SO SHE CAN HEAL HIS POOR BROKEN HEART!

I LOVE SASORI, DEIDARA, NEJI, GAARA, SAKURA, TEMARI, HINATA, NARUTO! (IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER)

BYE BYE! AND I LOVES YOU PANDA-CHAN!
Caroline-chan

"Oh god, another fangirl," Temari and Kankuro sighed.

"At least this one doesn't want to date me," Gaara said thankfully.

"OH YEAH! I like this Caroline-chan! She's smart! WE SO KICK ASS!" Inner Sakura screamed, and Sakura nodded in agreement.

"Thanks! See Ino? Everyone else knows I'm better than you! Just accept it!" Temari said with a smug look on her face. Ino just glared at her.

"Gaara, it's your turn," Kurenai said.

"My best friend? I don't really have a best friend..." Gaara admitted.

"I'LL BE YOUR BEST FRIEND!" Gaara fangirls everywhere screamed so loudly that everyone in the room could hear it.

"Umm...nevermind! Uh...THAT'S MY BEST FRIEND!" Gaara said as he pointed to a random person so he didn't have fangirls fighting each other to be his best friend.

"TOBI IS SO HAPPY THE HE IS YOUR BEST FRIEND KID WITH RED HAIR WHO'S NAME I DON'T KNOW!" Tobi yelled as he hugged Gaara tightly.

"Gaara...my name...is Gaara...NOW STOP CHOKING ME!" Gaara screamed as he tried to wriggle out of Tobi's grasp.

"Will whoever is next just go?" Ino asked.

"I don't always wear red! I just like to wear it because it looks nice on me," Sakura said cheerily.

"YES! I AM SO AWESOME! What food do I like besides ramen? Well, I like rice balls a lot!" Naruto said.

"Like I've told a bunch of other people, I really don't care what you think of me," Sasuke said.

"Do I like Anko? Hmm...I suppose I do a bit," Kakashi said a she read his book.

"Umm...do we really have to make out?" Sakura asked as she looked at Gaara.

"Yeah, do we?" Gaara asked.

"If you don't we can't get out of here," Temari said, "So just get it over with."

Sakura and Gaara both sighed and the two slowly walked toward each other and started to make out with each other.

"All of the other couples have to also, so come here Shikamaru!" Temari said a sshe pulled Shikamaru up off the gorund and started making out with him.

Hinata blushed when Naruto came over and smiled at her before the two began making out as well.

"EWW! DO I REALLY HAVE TO MAKE OUT WITH HIM/HER?" Ino and Kiba screamed at the same time.

"Just do it! It's only for the rest of the chapter," Kakashi said. Ino and Kiba sighed and glared at each other before Kankuro and Shino pushed them into each other so they would make out for the rest of the chapter.

"Neji, Tenten, you guys have to make out too," Kakashi said.

"NOOOOOOO! THIS IS RUINING MY PLAN TO FILL THE WORLD WITH LEETEN!" Pooh Bear screamed.

"Like you were ever going to fill the entire world anyway," Sasuke mumbled as he finally regained consciousness, getting him a whack in the back of the head from Pooh Bear. Tenten and Neji just ingored the two and started making out so that they could get out of the room sooner.

"Wait, I can never make out with Naruto again? THAT'S NOT FAIR!" Sasuke screamed.

"No one cares what you think. I like SakuGaar too! I like that idea, 'she's a medic and can heal his broken heart.' That's pretty clever!" Pooh Bear said. Sasuke just rolled his eyes.

"NOOOOO! TOBI IS NOT LOVED!" Tobi screamed.

"WHY DOES EVERYONE LOVE GAARA! NO ONE LOVES ME!" Kankuro yelled.

"Shut up and read another letter," Shino ordered.

Hi! I've got questions and dares.
Naruto- Will you be my little brother?

Sasuke- I dare you to say something Naruto would say. (laughs evilly) Also, I don't think you have chicken hair. It reminds me more of a cockatoo.

Sakura & Ino- I dare you to go one chapter without saying "Sasuke".

Neji- glomps I DON'T CARE WHO YOU LIKE! I LOVE YOU!

Ino- I really hate you.

Sakura- Sorry about earlier!

Much love, Camine Munei (aka The Empress of Squirrels)

"Sure, I'll be you rlittle brother!" Naruto said a she pulled away from Hinata for a moment, "I HAVE ANOTHER SIBLING NOW!"

"MY HAIR DOES NOT LOOK LIKE ANY BIRDS AT ALL!" Sasuke screamed, "Say something Naruto would say? Ugh, fine...Believe it! Or...Dattebayo!"

"THOSE ARE MY CATCHPHRASES! NOT YOURS!" Naruto screamed at Sasuke, who glared at him in return.

"Go one chapter without saying Sasuke?" Sakura and Ino both asked at the same time.

"You two should do that next chapter because this chapter is almost over," Pooh Bear informed them.

Someone appeared and stopped Neji and Tenten from making out by glomping Neji.

"Umm, thanks?" Neji asked, confused.

"Why do you hate me? I never did anything to you!" Ino protested as she unwillingly went back to making out with Kiba.

"It's okay, I forgive you," Sakura said quickly.

"Woah, you're the empress of squirrels! TOBI MUST BOW DOWN TO YOU!" Tobi yelled as he bowed down.

"Stop being such an idiot and get up, yeah," Deidara ordered, "And will someone read another letter?"

So AWesome! I love this story! GO Hyuga-cest!
Everyone- What do you think about Hyuga-cest?
I love it! NO it is not my favorite pairing. NarutoXHinata is my fave.

"I HATE IT!" Almost everyone in the room yelled.

"I love it," Neji stated.

"I think it's okay, it's kind of cute," Pooh Bear gushed, "Glad you like the story! Next letter!"

for naruto, when will you tell the about the kuubi, parins that i like naruto/anko, femele naruto/itachi, naruto/femele kuubi

"Well, I think everyone sort of knows about it now that it was out in the open last chapter," Naruto said.

"That's another person who likes Naruto/Anko. I've really never heard of that pairing before! Can anyone let me know of a good story for that pairing? It sounds interesting..." Pooh Bear said.

"Whatever, can we just read the next letter? I want to get out of here," Sasuke said.

girl with black hair and gold eyes appear)oops forgot about the damn illusion...(wolf ears, a lions tail, angel wings and her feet turn into birds claws)anyways...I have a prblem.Ya see I have this thrice damned to hell 3 headed dragon that could potentially destroy a palce the size of N.America. Any ideas on how to tame, maybe even use its abilities like channeling sunlight or transforming into it but keeping my conscience at the same time?

The girl mentioned in the letter appeared in the room next to Pooh Bear.

"AAAHHHHHH!" Pooh Bear screamed out of surprise as she fell backwards on her back. The girl helped Pooh Bear get up as she explained to everyone her problem.

"So, can anyone help me?" the girl asked, hopefull.

"Kill it," Kisame said.

"Ooh! I know! Use multiple shadow clone jutsu and use all of your shadow clones to hold the dragon down and tie it up in some kind of unbreakable chain so that it can;t hurt you!" Naruto yelled.

"Wow, that's actually a pretty good idea Naruto," Sakura said, surprised.

"I have my moments," Naruto said with a toothy grin.

"You said something about transforming into it. Like Naruto said, make one clone of yourself. Then, have the clone transform into the dragon and use the clone to battle and weaken it and then when the dragon is weak enough, it should be much easier for you to tame it," Shikamaru explained.

"Anyone else have any ideas?" Pooh Bear asked. Everyone shook your heads no. The girl thanked them all and headed towards the door.

"HOPE WE COULD HELP YOU!" Naruto yelled as she left and closed the door behind her.

"Okay, we have one more letter and we're all done for this chapter!" Pooh Bear yelled. Everyone cheered as Pooh Bear began reading the last letter.

I totally LOVE Ask The Naruto Cast!I have a few questions and dares if
you dont mind sending them to the cast XD!

1.Naruto-You own!I dare you to be tied together with Hinata with chains
for the rest of the chapter.

2.Sasuke- Hey, Emo Sasu-GAY with the chicken/duck butt hair, a word of
caution: STAY AWAY FROM Naruto! Violation of this will mean certain
death at the hands of my brother (and you DONT want him angry). He
believes that you two together is a bad idea... Oh, and how do you prefer to
die? My brother is still thinking between unleashing his god-like sword
skills on you, dumping you into a vat of slow-working acid, and putting
u in the same room with a pissed off Gaara.Choose wisely...

3.Gaara-You were so cute when you were little.Yes.I have a picture of
you when you were young.BELIVE IT!

4.Kakashi-I so dare you to kiss Gai sensei!!

5.Chouji-I dare you to give up food for the rest of the time your in
the room.

6.Kiba-STAY...AWAY..FROM..HINATA-CHAN!NARUHINA IS WAY BETTER THAN
KIBAHINA!IF YOU GET CLOSE TO HER,EXPECT THE ROOM TO GROW DARK AND STORMY AS
MY UBER BROTHER WILL ATTACK YOU MERCILESLY!(i will owe him big time for
this...)

PS:I bring gifts!

throws Ramen to Naruto,Mew Clan head bands for all XD,cutting knife
for Sasuke for when he feels "emo",a chew toy for Akamaru,and a book on
how to torture emo gay kids To Pooh Bear Is My Hero(who is also
literally my hero XD)

"Glad you like this fic! I'm sure the cats doesn't mind answering your questions, right guys?" Pooh Bear asked. Half of the people in the room smiled, happy that they got to answer more questions, while the other half just glared threateningly at her.

"All right then, Naruto?" Pooh Bear asked.

"WHAT DOES 'OWN' MEAN?" Naruto screamed. Suddenly chains appeared around Hinata and Naruto. The two just shurgged and contined making out like they were dared to do.

"MY HIAR DOES NOT LOOK LIKE ANY KIND OF BIRD!" Sasuke yelled, "Tch, I could kill you and your brother at the smae time with one hand tied behind my back. I'm not going to choose, because you, nor your brother, can kill me!"

"THEN I'LL CHOOSE FOR YOU! Hmm...I think you should do a combination of sword skills and acid..." Pooh Bear said thoughtfully.

"Are you stalking me?" Gaara asked quickly before he went back to making out with Sakura like he was dared to do.

"WHAT? ARE YOU TRYING TO TORTURE ME?" Kakashi screamed.

"Just do it and get it over with, Kakashi," Kurenai said as she started to laugh.

"Yeah, don't worry, we won't tell!" Asuma said as he pulled a camera out.

"STOP BEING SUCH A BABY KAKASHI!" Anko screamed as she pushed Kakashi into Gai, causing thier lips to meet. Asuma started taking pictures like crazy, while Kurenai, Anko, Shizune, Tsunade, and Jiraiya were laughing their asses off. They started laughing even harder when Jiraiya started getting electorocuted again for he was thinking dirty thoughts.

"THAT WAS THE MOST DISGUSTING THING I HAVE EVER DONE IN MY LIFE!" Gai and Kakahsi screamed at the same time. The two glared at the laughing adults and Gai and Kakashi started chasing Asuma around for the camera.

"WHAT? NO FOOD? THAT'S TORTURE! ESPECIALLY SINCE THERE'S A BUFFET TABEL RIGHT THERE!" Chouji cried.

"Hinata is my girlfriend! I can go near her if I want! And as soon as the next chapter comes, I'm gonig to kill Naruto for touching her like he is!" Kiba yelled.

"NO ONE IS KILLING KIBA! The only people in here I won't allow the death of are Kiba, Tenten, Lee, Hinata, Naruto, Itachi, Sakura, Ino, Temari, Gaara, Tobi, and every other person in this room except for Sasuke," Pooh Bear stated, "However you are free to hurt them physically or emotionally in any way, shape, or form, as long as they don't die."

"Yeah, what she said!" Kiba yelled as he went back to making out with Ino.

"MORE RAMEN! Hehe," Naruto said as he tried to eat it, but he remembered he had to make out with Hinata so he did that first and waited for the chapter to end.

"YAY! TOBI LIKES THESE HEADBANDS!" Tobi yelled as Mew Clan Headbands appeared on everyone's forehead.

"These are very nice! And they match my outfit!" Pooh Bear said happily.

"Hn, whatever," Sasuke said as he tried to pull his off. "OWWW!" Sasuke yelped in pain as a knife was thrown at Sasuke, stabbing him in the leg. "I can't wait to get out of this room," Sasuke mumbled as he picked up the knife and put it in his pocket.

"YAY! HOW TO TORTURE EMO GAY KIDS LIKE SASUKE! Actually, Sasuke declared himself bisexual now, so will this book still work for him?" Pooh Bear asked as she flipped to the first page of the book. "YAY! It will work for him!"

"It says how to torture gay kids though, not bisexuals," Sasuke said with a smirk.

"BUT LOOK AT PAGE ONE! This book is to teach anyone how to torture emo kids who are gay, lesbians, or bisexuals," Pooh Bear said happily as she stuck her tongue out at Sasuke. Pooh Bear immediately began reading and said, "Thanks for the book! I'm honored that I'm your here! Everyone who is asking questions are my heroes because those questions keep this fic alive, wllowing me to torture Sasuke more! THANK YOU EVERYONE!"

"THAT'S THE END OF THIS CHAPTER!" Naruto yelled quickly.

"Yeah, until next time everyone! I don't feel like writing an author's note, so I'll just say it here! I AM SO SORRY IF THERE ARE ANY SPELLING MISTAKES, WHICH I AM SURE THERE ARE SOMEWHERE IN HERE! I have Wordperfect, and that doesn't always catch the spelling mistakes. Actually, it never catches spelling mistakes! Also, sorry it took so long to update! My grade in History fell a bit because I don't care about that class at all, and I had to work ahrd to get it back up before progress reports came out! Hopefully updates will come sooner now that Spring Break is almost here! Actually, Spring Break starts on my brithday so I'm really happy!" Pooh Bear screamed happily.

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY POOH BEAR!" Almost everyone in the room yelled (by now you should already know who didn't say it.)

"Thanks you, but my brithday isn't today! I'll let you guys know when it is, okay?" Pooh Bear said. Everyone nodded thier heads and went back to doing what they were doing.

"Anyways, until next time everyone! BUH-BYE!" Pooh Bear yelled as she waved to the camera and turned it off.