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Dedication: shadowcatthenundu.

Author's Note: Hey there!

The idea from this chapter was kinda from shadowcatthenundu, but I got Harry to do it instead of Ron as I already had Ron's. So thanks to you!

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Chapter 10: Harry (Part 1)

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"Well, I think I choose..." Harry mused, looking over each possibility in his head, "Order." He smiled at Ginny, who grinned back as he had chosen the same as her.

"Well, well, well." Came Draco's smooth voice. "Lets see if Potter was right to choose that. Suggestions?"

"Dumbledore would be a fine chance." Luna answered thoughtfully.

Draco stared at her, confused. "What?"

"Dumbledore ought to be involved. It would be funny, especially since he seems to love Harry."

Ginny objected at this, and Luna shook her head in despair. "Love like he's his son, Gin, not in any other way. Besides, he's a responsible teacher to get involved." Draco snorted, and Luna continued. Well, at least he's experienced."

"Insane more like." Draco grumbled.

"In our world, the sanest are in fact insane, and us who appear insane," Luna started.

"Bonkers, you mean." Draco interrupted.

"Are actually the only sane ones who see the world properly." Luna continued calmly as if Draco had not interrupted. "I mean, what do you think of Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy?"

"Who?" Draco said, bemused.

"Muggle characters. Fictional ones, might I add." Hermione came to Draco's rescue.

"You see? Prove to me that neither of them are true." Luna said gravely.

"I-I-I... You can't prove it! Do you expect me to search the world or something, to prove an obvious lie to you?" Hermione spluttered.

"Exactly. You cannot prove they are untrue." Luna finished the conversation.

Harry, who had sat there in utter confusion watching the three-way argument, now stated simply, "how on earth did this conversation start?"

No one could answer him, so he continued. "Now, I don't know why I'm suggesting this but can we get on with my order please?"

Luna agreed. "Before, I meant you should do something with Dumbledore. Ooh! I have it! Since it seems to be a night of dancing," and here she grinned at Neville, "then you should go borrow Dumbledore's robes and do a break dance."

Everyone stared at her, speechless. "I thought you liked me!" Harry whined after a while.

"Luna, that is utterly mad, utterly stupid, and utterly ... brilliant." Hermione smirked.

"Wow ... just wow." Draco said, shaking his head in amazement. "And I thought your brain was full of nargles, as you say."

"My brain is full of nargles." She replied, eyes wide.

"Ok Harry. You have to sneak into Dumbledore's office, take some of his robes, have someone video you do it I think Hermione has a camera and then come back here with your normal robes on." Ron said promptly after this peculiar ... statement.

Hermione nodded, and summoned her camera. "Hey Luna, you go with Harry as it was your idea."

Ginny looked mildly disappointed, but decided to ignore it.

"Come on then Harry! Time to go have some fun!" Luna smiled happily.