Prompt- The day Suzie and Jack pretended to be married
Tosh's Diary
Dear diary,
I found out something very odd today. It's Jack and Suzie! They were kissing and Ianto was crying and-
I'll start from the beginning.
Jack was in work before me-obviously, I mean he might as well live there!-but so was Suzie. They were giggling and she was fastening the buttons on his shirt! What was going on?
I waited until Suzie left before confronting Jack. I asked him what that was about and he laughed and said "just having breakfast with the wife."
I wasn't sure whether I should take him seriously but then he looked so genuine when he asked me if I was sure he hadn't mentioned it.
When Ianto came in, punctual to the minute, I rushed over to ask whether he knew anything about the marriage. He never answered but the look of shock and horror was enough.
When Owen finally appeared, 10 minutes late, I asked him the same question and he said "No, I didn't know, but quite frankly I don't care."
Typical Owen.
I had to investigate. I could hear their voices from Jack's office and pressed my ear against the door. "...that we were married, yeah." Jack said.
"I can't believe you told her that!" Suzie said in mock horror.
It was then that I noticed Ianto's face, inches from mine. He was snooping too.
"Was I a bad boy, Mrs Harkness?" Jack flirted "Maybe you should punish me," He laughed and was quickly cut off by the sound of kissing.
We both pulled away from the door and stared at each other in shock. It was true! Ianto's eyes were brimming with tears.
Does he have a crush on Jack? The rest of the day I couldn't stop thinking about Jack and Suzie. I still can't now! What's going on? Can Jack even get married if he legally doesn't exist?
I'll have to do some more spying tomorrow. And I'll have to try and console Ianto; the news has really gotten to him.
