Haha, I was enjoying all the flames in the comments of Jo Belskkfdjkalke's 'story' (because I can...it's not weird), and look at this comment:

NOTJOBELL
4/4/12 . chapter 70

Omfgtisa dis is SOOOOO GUD

If this was someone being sarcastic, I commend them. However, it looks to me like Jo Bel failed at commenting on her own story. Jo Bel, you're a fail.

Now, to the commentating..

A;n' Alrite idiots. STOP GLAMIN MI STIRY!1111111111 Keep flaming. Just stop glamin. Jus bcause I hate Nurthernurs and gaes and blak people doesn't meen u need 2 giv me aa herd time!1111 Oh no. Just because she's the most prejudiced piece of crap on the planet doesn't mean that we need to make life more difficult for her. Go 2 HE:: YANKEES!1111111111 I write about SUTHERN ENGLAND! Northurn englan and Scotlad are STUPID!1111 Her hate of northern England fits her personality, but what's she got against Scotland? Also, thanks to darrel for chekin da spelling. Yeah, good job, Darrel. I think she spelled 4 whole words right in that entire paragraph! My, how she's improved! UR DA BEST! I can't wate for 2morrow. (Darrel nd I aare goin to the mall with sum frends) (No one gives a crap.)

Chaprer 10: JO BELLES WAND

we WeN 2 da wand shop. Der were all surts of wands der. No wae, i dint noe day had wnds in da wand shop!11111 I looked on da pervert roe. Haha, was that supposed to say 'pervert'? Der was a buch of stap on wands. Yeah, that was supposed to say 'pervert'. Der was also *****************!111111111111111111 Oh no, not a ****************!111111111111111111

Den I went 2 daa SXY suTHern island, Good. Just stay there on your imaginary island and don't bother anyone ever again. were der was a hole buch of wends. DEN I SAWED IT!1111111111111111111 IT was da most butiful wand in da entir world. IT WAS A PTCH4k WAND! So u can cast spells and stab peeples. Jo Belklke sawed da most buttifal ptch4k wand ind a entir wurld!111 nOW she can STAB PEEPLES!111111111

Den a man cam upp bhin us. " MWAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAh!" What the...

I prUf

Esur OLEE, I wull b ur wands prufesur. Ollivander? Is that who she's ruining now?

"Cull I said."

"I lik ur wand," he sed happly.

"ITS SXY," I sed. I always thought pitchfork wands were sexy.

HAree agreed with me. Prufessor Olee tuk us in da bak of da store."Noew we hav some fun!" Olee sed. That sounds perverted. Or maybe I'm still scarred from the strap on wands.

2 B CONTINUED!

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Dracarot: Wow, you reviewed a lot. Not that I'm complaining, I actually sort of like it. I don't want to reply to all of them, but a lot of them did make me laugh ;).

Sesshomaru-XD-13: Thanks, I will!

Megan Lo Saurus: I know, right? I like the ones where the people are trying really hard to be nice, but you can still tell that they're pissed off XD. As for the 'raze' thing, we can never know what goes on in her tiny mind.