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To dance or not to dance.
Sly and Meowzi snuck up to the palace and Sly knocked on the huge doors.
A small sliding panel on the door slid back and they saw a pair of eyes.
"Aaa, what you want, mister?" the guy behind the door said. Then he looked at Meowzi. "And miss?"
"Uh, we're here to dance." Sly said. DANCE! Meowzi thought.
"You got a tux, sir? And a dress, ma'am?" the guy said.
"Uh..no." both Sly and Meowzi said at once. "Sorry, but we got a dress code. No formal wear, no entry." The doorman said, and closed the sliding door.
Sly walked out a bit and brought out his binocucom.
"Sorry Sly, somehow I totally overlooked the need for formal wear. That guy's not going to let you or Meowzi in without a tuxedo or a dress!" Bentley said through the bin.
"Don't beat yourself up Bentley." Sly said.
I'll do it for you. Meowzi thought.
"At a party this ritzy, there's sure to be a spare penguin suit around here somewhere." Sly said.
"Try the guest house. Someone might have over packed!" Benltey said.
Sly put the bin. away and turned around. Meowzi was standing there looking angry. "And what am I suppose to do!" Meowzi said.
"Well, don't you have a dress in one of you bags?" Sly asked.
"ARE YOU KIDDING?" Meowzi screamed.
"What about a skirt?" Sly asked.
"NO!" Meowzi said.
"Well then I guess we'll have to look for one in the guest house!" Sly said. "Oh I am not going to get into A DRESS!" Meowzi said.
"Then I guess you can go back to the safe house while I'm on this mission." Sly said, smirking.
"Oh! No! No way! I'm doing this mission! Let's go!" Meowzi said walking off. Sly followed. Right when the two disappeared two guards, a monkey and a goat, came.
"I swear I heard something over here!" the monkey said.
"You stupid! You woke me up for this!" the goat said, hitting the monkey up across the head.
"Ow! Seriously I thought I heard something!" the monkey said.
"Suuure." The goat said walking off.
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"I wonder if it's
possible to die of boredom." Beijing mumbled. He glanced around. I
wonder what Miss. Contessa is doing here? Beijing thought seeing
a huge spider on the second floor of the ball room. Usually she's
at her rehabilitation center.
Beijing glanced around again. He saw a fox and a tiger talking though they seemed like they would rather be anywhere then here.
Beijing sighed. "This is going to be a looong night!" he said.
$&
Sly and Meowzi made it to the guesthouse.
"This isn't exact science; ransack the place until you find part of a tuxedo and a dress." Bentley said a tad annoyed.
"Any plan which involves ransacking is okay with me," said Sly. He then put the bin away.
"Oh yeah! This is going to be fun!" Meowzi said, rubbing her hands together in an evil way, she also had an evil grin on.
"Remember you got to find parts of a dress, like shoes and stuff." Sly said.
"Wait, you don't know what I'm suppose to be looking for?" Meowzi said.
"A dress and shoes and what ever girls wear with dresses." Sly said.
"That's just it, I have no clue what else girls wear with dresses!" Meowzi said.
"But you are a girl! Shouldn't you know?" Sly asked.
"No! I don't wear dresses! At all! I don't go to balls! AT ALL!" Meowzi said.
"Well, I'm sure we'll find stuff. Oh and maybe you should get make-up too." Sly said, walking away.
"…. MAKE-UP!" Meowzi screamed. Sly turned to Meowzi. "Be quiet, there's guards here!" Sly said. "I'm not going to get make-up!" Meowzi said.
"Well it would work better for the disguise!" Sly said, sneaking into the door across the hall. Meowzi growled and followed.
"This must be Rajan's room, watch your step guys. It must be packed with security!" Bentley said from the bin.
"I don't think that Rajan guy will have anything for girls in here." Meowzi said.
"Yo! Jerry!" one of the rhino guards said. "Is that make-up in the boss's bathroom?"
Meowzi stood there, her eye twitching.
"Heh heh, you sure?" Sly said, trying to hold down laughter.
"Ok, I'm not even going to ask why he has make-up!" Meowzi said.
"Well, you go get that, make-up." Sly said, trying not to laugh when he said "make-up" "And I'll go see if I can find anything here."
Meowzi headed to the left and Sly went up the stairs.
Make-up! MAKE-UP? Meowzi thought, hiding under a table to dodge a guard. Why make-up! I don't even know how to put it on!When the guard passed Meowzi sneaked up to the bathroom, and grabbed a make-up bag and looked inside.
Looks like alien torture devices to me. Meowzi thought, putting the bag into her backpack. She made her way back to the door. Sly jumped down from the second floor of the room.
"Found anything?" Meowzi asked.
"Found a pair of shoes." Sly said. Then Sly grinned. "And what did you find again?" he asked.
Meowzi growled raising a shaking fist.
"Excuse me?" Sly said, grinning, raising a hand to his ear, "I didn't quite hear you."
"If you don't shut up I'll make sure the only thing you hear is a ringing in your ear!" Meowzi said, walking out the door.
Sly grinned and followed.
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"For the hundredth time I know your not German! It was probably a typo or something!" Carmelita said, very agitated.
"How could they mistake a British accent for German? Those deaf-." Neyla said but was cut off by Carmelita.
"Just save it for later! We're suppose to be
undercover!" Carmelita said, then she walked up to the refreshment
table, getting a glass of punch.
Buen dios this is boring!
I hate balls! Can't we just bust this tiger? I've got to get back
to finding Cooper! Carmelita thought.
&#&#
Sly and Meowzi left the guesthouse, with all the clothes they had snagged. Sly had all the parts of a tuxedo and Meowzi (to her great displeasure) had all the parts of a dress (Which included a red dress, red shoes, an under shirt and under skirt, very long white gloves and, of course, make-up)
They made it back to the ball entrance and Sly knocked on the door.
The small sliding door thing on the huge door slide back.
"You got your tux sir? And dress ma'am?" the doorman said.
That ma'am junk is getting on my nerves! Meowzi thought.
"Of course, we're here to dance!" Sly said.
"Then come on in!" The doorman said, opening it. Meowzi and Sly went in. The doorman was just another rhino guard.
"Alright, go get dressed and I'll meet you out here!" Sly whispered to Meowzi. Meowzi growled but went into the girls' bathroom that was near the door. Sly slipped into the boy's bathroom.
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Minutes later..Dang dress! Meowzi thought coming out of the stall. She had no idea how to put one on, but after a few minutes of trying she got it on right.
Meowzi turned to the mirror.
Hideous. Meowzi thought.
The dress wasn't that bad. It was red with a couple of small rubies on in a pointed design. She also wore long gloves and elegant shoes. (No high-heels, she had told Sly she wouldn't even be able to walk in high heels!) She had also taken the band out of her hair and her brown hair was past her shoulders, flowing around.
Meowzi sighed and took the make-up bag out of her backpack.
Let's get this over with. Meowzi thought.
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Where is she? Sly thought standing in the hallway. Doesn't take THAT long to get a dress on!Sly then saw Neyla walk up the steps from the ballroom dance floor and into the girl's bathroom.
Uh-oh. Sly thought.
&$#&
"GAH! STUPID TOOLS OF THE DEVIL!" Meowzi screamed. She couldn't get the dang lip stick on right! She kept messing up.
Uh! I'd rather be in a pit of poisonous spikes and pirhanas then-"Do you need..help?" a voice said.
Meowzi turned to see a purple tiger.
Oh shoot! It's Neyla! Hopefully she won't recognize me! Meowzi thought.
"Uuuh..yeah, kinda." Meowzi said.
"Here." Neyla said, taking the lipstick. She applied the lipstick to Meowzi's lips and Meowzi turned to the mirror.
"Uh..that's what it's suppose to look like. Right?" Meowzi asked.
"Yes, dear." Neyla said, handing Meowzi the make-up, although she didn't know it was Meowzi.
"Uh thanks." Meowzi said, and she left, leaving the make-up bag on the sink, and her backpack hidden behind a trash can. Maybe Neyla isn't all that bad! Meowzi thought.
"That girl looked very familiar." Neyla said.
$&$
"Bout time you came out." Sly said.
"Be quiet! It's hard to get this girly junk on!" Meowzi said.
"But I must say, you look very beautiful Madame." Sly said, smiling.
"Shut up and let's get this over with!" Meowzi said.
Sly just grinned. He walked down the stairs to the ballroom with Meowzi by his side.
"For the heist, you'll need to dance with Carmelita. The only problem is that she's picky about dance partners, so you'll need to impress her first." Bentley said to Sly through the ear phone part of the bin. "I know just the girl for the job." Sly said, looking at Neyla (who had just came back to dance floor from a different staircase.) Sly walked off.
"And what am I suppose to do?" Meowzi said, into the tiny microphone (which she got from the bin.)
"Well, you should also get a dance for the heist! The more people dancing the better!" Bentley said.
"What? I'm so not-!"
"Alright good luck! Bye!" Bentley said and he turned off the bin.
Back at the safe house.Bentley had just turned the bin off on Meowzi.
"You know she's going to kill you when she gets back." Murray said.
"Yeah I know." Bentley said.
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Back at the ball.
I am going to KILL that turtle! Meowzi thought. She walked off into the crowd looking around.
BEIJING! Meowzi thought, spotting a familiar black cat.
$&$
"Constable Neyla, you look lovely this evening." Sly said, walking up to the tiger.
"Excuse me, do I know you?" Neyla asked.
"I used to chase after you in Paris." Sly said.
"Sly Cooper? You aren't perhaps here to turn your self in, are you? Old Ironsides would fall out of her dress!" Neyla said, smiling.
"As lovely as that sounds, how about a dance first?" Sly asked, offering her his hand.
"Enchante" Neyla said, right when a new song was about to start.
Sly and Neyla started to tango right when the song started.
She's into
superstition! Black cats and voodoo dolls! I feel a
premintion!
This girls gonna make me fall!&#
"Hello." Meowzi said, walking up to Beijing.
Beijing turned to Meowzi, and grinned.
"Hello, and what's your name?" Beijing asked.
"Eh, Daniela!" Meowzi said.
Beijing took Meowzi's hand and kissed it. "Please to meet you, Daniela!" he said, then looked up into Meowzi's eyes. "Or wasn't, May?"
Meowzi's eyes went wide and Beijing laughed.
"You know, Meowzi, your "disguises" aren't very good!" Beijing said, straightening up.
Meowzi gritted her teeth.
"Well excuse me!" Meowzi said, stomping off.
Beijing looked confused. "What did I say?" he said and he went off to catch up with Meowzi.
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She's in to new
sensations! New kicks in candle light! She's got a
new addiction! For everyday and night! She'll make
you take your clothes off! And go dancing in the rain! She'll
make you live the crazy life or she'll take away your pain! Like
a bullet to your brain!
Come on! Upside
inside out! Livin' la veda loca! She'll push and
pull you down! Livin' la veda loca!
Her lips are
devil red! And her skins the color of mocha! She will
wear you out! Livin' la veda loca!
Livin' la veda loca!
Livin' la veda loca!(There was short instrumental part in the song)
Sly and Neyla had paused their tango.
"Are you using me to get at old ironsides?" Neyla asked.
"Yes I am, do you mind?" Sly said.
"Not at all." Neyla said.
Then they started tangoing again.
(The song came back again.)
Woke up in New York city! In a funky cheap
motel! She took my heart like she took my money! She
must have slipped me a sleeping pill!
"Hey Meowzi! Wait up!" Beijing said walking up to her.
"Why should I?" Meowzi said.
"Listen, I'm sorry for whatever I said!" Beijing said.
"Sure you are!" Meowzi said.
"Really I am!" Beijing said. "I wouldn't want to hurt a pretty girl's feelings, really!"
Meowzi stopped. "Your just saying that." She grumbled.
"No I'm not." Beijing said. "Listen, why did you disguise yourself around me anyway?"
Meowzi folded her arms. "It's a….girl thing." She said.
"Meowzi, I've seen Dutch, Japanese, Chinese, Portaguese, British, Asian, and French girls! And none of them have ever said girls disguise themsleves around boys!" Beijing said.
"Well…uh..I just don't want to talk aabout it." Meowzi said.
Beijing sighed. "Alright, want to get some punch?" he asked.
"Ok." Meowzi said.
$&#$
She never drinks
the water makes you order French champagne! And once you've
had a taste of her! You'll never be the same! Yeah
she'll make you go insane! Come on!
Upside inside
out! Livin' la veda loca! She'll push and pull you
down! Livin' la veda loca!
Her lips are
devil red! And her skins the color of mocha! She will
wear you out! Livin' la veda loca!
Livin' la veda loca!
Livin' la veda
loca!
(Another instrumental.)The two dancers paused again.
"That cat who was having troube with her make-up, that was Meowzi right?" Neyla asked.
"Why, yes it was." Sly said.
"Never would have expected that girl to wear a dress." Neyla said.
Sly grinned.
(Then the song started again) She'll
make you take your clothes off!
And go dancing in
the rain!
She'll make you
live the crazy life! Or she'll take away your pain! Like
a bullet to your brain! Come on!
Meowzi and Beijing were talking all this time.
Wow, Beijing is real sweet, and cute .Meowzi thought.
Meowzi glanced back at the dance floor and saw Sly and Neyla dancing. She laughed.
"What's so funny?" Beijing asked.
"Oh nothing." Meowzi said, turning back to Beijing.
Beijing glanced up at the dance floor then back at Meowzi.
"Listen Meowzi, maybe later, do you want to dance?" Beijing asked, scratching the back of his head, nervously.
Meowzi smiled. "Ok! But I get to choose when!" Meowzi said.
Beijing smiled. "Sounds fair to me!" he said.
$#
Upside, inside
out! Livin' la veda loca!
She'll push and
pull you down! Livin' la veda loca!
Her lips are
devil red, and her skins the color of mocha. She will
wear you out. Livin' la veda loca!
Upside, inside
out! Livin' la veda loca!
She'll push and
pull you down! Livin' la veda loca!
Her lips are
devil red, and her skins the color of mocha. She will
wear you out. Livin' la veda loca!
Livin' la veda loca!
Livin' la veda loca!
(end of the song.)"Thank you, it was delightful." Neyla said, when the two stopped dancing.
"Not a problem. After all, it takes two to tango." Sly said, with a grin.
Neyla glnced at Carmelita who was walking towards the two. "Yes, and three is always a crowd" Neyla said.
"Neyla, your friend here is quite an accomplished dancer." Carmelita said, when she got to them.
"Tried to make him look good." Neyla said. "Please, his skills far surpass yours." Carmelita said.
These two are sure nice to each other. Sly thought. "Perhaps you and I might share a dance later, Miss...?" Sly said, acting as though he hadn't a clue who the inspector was.
"Fox. Carmelita Fox. and, I accept." Carmelita said. At least I'm dancing with someone who won't step on my feet. She thought.
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