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WHEN DINOS ATTACK

"HALIEY, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?" A frantic scream echoed through the halls.

A kid was fleeing as fast as her feet could carry her, trying to escape her worst nightmare.

Gunfire ricocheted down the halls.

"WHO THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO SUMMON A FRICKIN' DINOSAUR?!" An equally terrified and extremely ticked voice joined in the chaos.

"I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T KNOW IT WOULD START ATTACKING US!" Hailey yelled back at Claire and Vanity.

"YOU DIDN'T KNOW!?" Claire whipped around the corner, racing as fast as she could while firing over her shoulder. "Dummy! Next time, think before SUMMONING A TYRANNOSAURUS REX!"

Vanity fired his gun as well, until his magazine ran out. "CRAP!" He hurled it at the dinosaur's eye.

It blinked as it bounced off it's snout, then roared in anger as Claire nailed it between the eyes.

Vanity, Claire and Hailey were the only ones in the Space Between, as they had been designated Judging Duty while everyone else got to chill out on Earth.

"I was bored, okay?" Hailey shot back. "Not having everyone around makes things boring!"

"Well next time, think before summoning an extinct dinosaur." Vanity grumbled.

"They're extinct for a reason." Claire handed him one of her guns, reloading the other.

Minutes Later

"How do we get rid of this thing?!" Hailey ducked as the rampaging dinosaur lashed its tail, nearly decapitating her.

"If you don't know, then we're screwed!" Vanity rolled, firing several shots at the T Rex

"How about shoving it back into the portal you got it from?" Claire danced out from under its ginormous feet, trying to find a weak spot.

"I can't! The portal closed and there's no way to open it back up!" Hailey scrambled so she wouldn't get stomped on.

"Then open another portal, dangit!"

"To where?" Hailey wailed.

"I don't know, try Mars or something! Quick, before we all become pancakes!"

"We'll cover you!" Vanity reassured at Hailey's doubtful look.

He brandished a random tranquilizer gun he had stumbled upon.

"Oookay..." She hurried into a corner and started forming a portal.

-Earth-

"Hey Envy, what do you think Hailey and the others are doing?" Kiara lounged lazily on her couch.

"Don't know, don't care." Envy didn't look up from the TV.

"Who am I kidding, it's probably boring as heck there."

-The Space Between-

"Push it in!"

"I'm trying!"

"Try harder!"

"Nnnngh!"

"This sounds so dirty..." Hailey shook her head as Claire and Vanity struggled to push the tranquilized dinosaur through the portal.

"Shut up! This is all your fault!" Claire wasn't happy.

Hailey guiltily closed the portal, safely trapping the dino on the red, rocky planet the Romans dubbed 'Mars'.

"Scientists are going to be so confused when they find a very recent dino skeleton." Hailey remarked.

Vanity snickered. "I can't wait to hear about the field day they'll have."

"'Sir! There's a Tyrannosaurus Rex lying here!' 'What?!' 'Not joking sir! It's still decomposing!' 'Well, I'll be darned.'" Claire said sarcastically.

Her siblings could only laugh.

Bloopers!

1.

"Uhm, Claire?"

"What?"

"It followed me home, can I keep it?"

Hailey steps away from door, revealing a T. Rex.

"Oh fffffuu-! Wait, what is that?"

She facepalms. "It's a dinosaur that's probably going to kill and eat us. You're supposed to say no."

"Oh. Well then...CRAP!"

2.

Vanity ducks behind crate. He peers around around the corner, waiting for Claire to finish reloading.

POP!

A Nerf dart hits him right between the eyes.

Turning back around in disbelief, he remarks "Well dang, that dino can shoot."

Dino does victory dance in the background.

3.

"I feel bad about trapping hm on Mars. I was going to name him Bill." Hailey sulks.

"If you hadn't, he would have torn you limb from limb, then eaten you. Or he would've eaten you alive." Vanity said flatly.

"...Y'know, maybe we should've put him on Neptune..."

Sorry it's so short :/ I realized super late it was due, and scrambled.

May 30-31st, 2015

Published June 1st, 2015