Being the cruel king of Koopas, Bowser put fear into the hearts of millions. With only a handful of people who could stand up to his might and even fewer to calm his temper, there was good reason why many were afraid of him. But even the frightening creatures are scared of something. And right now, Bowser was staring into his worst nightmare.
It was a towering monstrosity that moves like it could barely hold itself up. It's limbs were disfigured and twitched in various directions every now and then. It's mouth contained rows of rotting teeth with a breath so awful it could wilt a flower's soul. It had four bloodshot eyes that caused shivers to anyone who has gazed into them. And it's most noticeable, and it's more disgusting, feature was the nasty slime that covered the freak's skin and dripped on the unfortunately ground.
This horrible sight to behold was staring righting at Bowser. It stood as still as it could, breathing heavily. It slowly opened it's mouth and widen it to a sadistic grin. The creature inhaled, making gross gurgling sounds as well. Finally, it shrieked in the loudest tone imaginable:
"BOWZEY-KINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The ugly monster ran forward and gave Bowser a big hug. The Koopa winced as he felt the creature's skin rub against his.
Bowser gritted his teeth and said "hello Slimantha."
The monster, who's name is now discovered to be Slimantha, finally let go of the turtle.
"Oh Bowzey-kins I've missed you so much!" the monster spoke in an annoying high-pitched girly voice. "How have you been when I've been gone?"
"Uh, not that swell without you." Behind his shell, Bowser had his fingers crossed.
"Aw you poor little thing! Well, in case you wondering I've been doing great! This place is nice and quiet, and there's all these cute critters too! I have one for a pet, do you want to see him?"
"Well, not real-"
"MUFFIN! COME HERE MUFFIN!"
Out of the darkness came a giant rat that looked like it should have died years ago. Slimantha picked up the rat and held it towards Bowser's face. The mutated rat changed color and started snapping at the turtle.
"It looks like Muffin likes you!"
Bowser and Muffin thought differently. Slimantha placed her pet down, which the rat then bit Bowser on the leg and ran back into the darkness.
Slimantha was oblivious to the turtle's pain and said "to be honest with I think I overstayed my welcome at this place. My slime seems to have an effect on some things because they always seem to transform when I'm nearby. I traveled to other location thinking something was wrong with this place but where-ever I go something always mutates. Let's go home Bowzey-kins. We'll be together again, just like the good old days!"
The good old days weren't exactly what Bowser considered to be good. Ever since they met each other in Doomsday Elementary School the slimy creature has had a crush on the Koopa king. Bowser, on the other hand, was disgusted by her but never dared to tell her that. To make matters worse, Slimantha stalked her 'boyfriend' practically every week. The dark lord tried all the security measures to stop the stalking, but Slimantha always got through them all. Poor Bowser could never have a bath without a certain someone peeking at his… uh… never mind.
When Bowser was finally an adult, Slimantha stopped the stalking and began planning a marriage for her crush. She was determined to start a family, and no doubt she was responsible when the stork came and gave Bowser seven Koopalings. The slime-covered female was a real pest when Bowser began his conquest for total domination, mainly when she tells the people of the conquered lands that she would the future queen of the world.
Bowser knew something had to be done about her when he had plans for taking over the Mushroom Kingdom. The Mushroom Kingdom contained a large amounts of power-up mushrooms that would be helpful for his domination of the world, but the real reason wanted this kingdom so bad was because of Princess Peach. He was deeply in love with Peach, but Slimantha believed his eyes were set on her. Bowser feared his life if Slimantha knew about the Koopa's real love. Slimantha was monster being just perky, who knows what hell she could bring if she was outraged! So Bowser had his Magikoopas summon a portal to a random dimension, which then Bowser sent Slimantha through saying it would a vacation trip.
Ever since then, Slimantha was but a memory to Bowser, until now. Of all the dimensions in the multiverse, she had to be in the one the Mario Bros. used to be in!
Bowser nervously spoke "gee, uh, I'd love to take you back, but I don't know how to get back home!"
"Oh, that isn't a problem!" said Slimantha with a horrifying grin. "A warp pipe appeared when I came to this lovely place! I'm sure it'll take us back home."
"Really? Well, take me to it then!"
"Not so fast, Bowzey-kins! First you got to kiss me!"
"What?! Why?!"
"Because we love each other, silly!"
"Um… err… okay then. Let's… kiss."
Slimantha closed her bloodshot eyes and puckered up. Bowser gulped and tried to move his lips to Slimantha's, but it was just too gross to do it! He knew it lead him out of this world, yet he couldn't kiss something so icky. When Slimantha didn't feel anything, she decided to do the deed and went forward and kiss Bowser herself. Bowser shuttered, but he knows it could be worse.
Then it got worse when the smooch became French kissing. The Koopa's pupils shrank when the female freak's tongue was wrapping itself around his. The moment seemed to last forever. Finally, Slimantha pulled herself off of Bowser and giggled. Bowser threw up in his throat, the taste Slimantha still on his tongue.
"Alright, we kissed. Now where is the warp pipe?"
"It should be down a mile through that tunnel behind you. But before we go let me get Muffin. I don't want to be all alone."
Slimantha turned around and called for her pet rat. When Muffin came and she picked him up, Slimantha turned back and saw Bowser was gone!
"Bowzey-kins? BOWZEY-KINS!"
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TBC