AN: Guess whose back assholes! I know I took forever to upload anything but worry not my dearies I have returned and I am inspired!
It was tomorrow morning at nine thirty and Hidan still hadn't arrived at the Akatsuki super secret epic awesome meeting room (A retarded name given by Kisame of all people) and needless to say (But i'll say it anyway) Itachi was irritated. Does no one around here listen? That's it. Everyone except leader-sama and Konan was getting tsukiyomi'd today. He still needed his paycheck signed...Just as he began plotting out everyone's demise the door to the meeting room burst open and the rest of the Akatsuki filed in, headed by Pein. "Itachi, is there a reason you called a meeting so early in the morning?" He asked, his (undead) eyes baggy, and promising pain (waka waka!) if a proper explanation wasn't given in the next ten seconds.
"Yes there is Leader-sama. I have called this meeting to discuss something of the utmost importance. The Akatsuki's abysmal gaming skills. I have noticed a growing trend among some of our members... Namely Hidan, that has been costing us a lot of money. That trend? Rage quitting. A terrible thing done out of desperation and anger. Gentleman and Lady... This must stop." Itachi finished his mini speech, and looked at everyone else. He was satisfied when he realized there wasn't a dry eye in the room (except for Pein, since he was dead). Good thing he took up speeches in his spare time.
"You're right Itachi. This has to stop. And since you're the best gamer here you have to help. Of course this means you're in charge." Pein stated. Itachi smirked the usual smirk people have when they know they're about to hurt someone. "Alright. Everyone report outside in exactly twenty four hours." After everyone left the room, and he made sure he was completely alone, Itachi pulled out his phone and begin dialing numbers. He was going to need help if this was gonna work...
AN:Done! Now I know this was super short but I promise next chapter will be longer. Now... I have a question. I'm thinking of including you my readers into the story as trainers/ tormentors, and if you're interested in joining, you can send me a pm or review including your character's info. Ya know name personality all that shit. No bio though! Not making a drama! Anyways... This has gotten way to long... Read and review please!