A/N: sorry, last chapter was the Syfy special, Rage of the Yetti. Apologies for forgetting to add that. I got a couple requests for a Pitch chapter, so here it is! The 2005 movie 'The Boogeyman!'
It was movie night for the guardians. They seemed to be having that a lot lately. This time, however, Pitch was there. No one really knew why, but they figured it had something to do with Jack, because the nightmare king did not look at all like he wanted to be in attendance.
"Frost, I swear, if I hear a single closet joke, I'm going to kill you!" He growled, which made sense, because it seemed that this fictional counterpart did spend an awful lot of time in closets. Bunny snickered in response to this statement, while Jack looked affronted, which proved that Pitch's threat was most likely ineffective.
"Killing people. Pretty hard core, for you, Pitch." Tooth said, sounding neutral, though everyone could tell she was being extremely passive aggressive.
"Speaking of which, that was totally uncool when we were fighting!" Jack added loudly.
"What was?" The boogeyman looked confused.
"Ya bloody tosser. Ya threatened to kill Jamie. None too subtly, I might add."
"Oh yeah..." North gave Pitch an irritated look, and shushed them all, getting their attention back on the movie.
"Jeezus, now they're both in a closet..." This comment earned Jack a glare from Pitch, and a small smile from Sandy. Pitch laughed when the main character's girlfriend was killed.
"You know, for a bunch of idiots, you sure pick funny movies." North frowned, and exchanged a mischievous look with Jack, who handed him his swords. He stood up menacingly.
"Is not funny, Pitch." Seeing the large man holding his double swords, he let out an undignified yelp before running out of the room, and presumably, out of Santoff Clausen. "Why did we even invite him?"
"So that I could make closet jokes. Why else?"
A/N: sorry about this. It was a bit dumb, but I wasn't certain how to end it. If you don't know this movie, the villain really does spend all his time in little kid's closets. So go figure.