"So you guys were in the recording studio when you were suddenly transported here?" Blaine was piecing together the story; the actors sat around him. Nick and Jeff were making out in a corner; Finn, Rachel, Kurt, and Santana were talking in another; and Sebastian was watching TV.
"Yep, it was like a lightning flash. Just a blink and we were here," Curt said.
"The internet doesn't have any explanation for this." Blaine shrugged, scrolling through Google. "It must be some freak accident never seen before."
"Oh, God, Emma's gonna kill me," Grant complained. "She'll rebound with Chord and I don't think I can take it if she does."
"Dude, calm down; Chord's going out with that Easy A chick tonight," Cory consoled.
"Who does Chord play?" Blaine asked.
"Oh, he's Sam," Naya replied. "He's a good kisser, by the way, and…"
"Okay, TMI," Lea interjected.
"Anyway, I was getting a coffee at Starbucks when I was transported," Grant put in. "I ended up at the Lima Bean. That's where I met him." He motioned to Sebastian.
"You mention me like it's a bad thing," Sebastian called, sounding slightly hurt.
"It is," Kurt interjected and Chris snorted.
"Kurt, stop provoking him," Blaine reproved.
"Thank you for being on my side, Blaine," Sebastian said, but Blaine ignored this and continued talking to Kurt.
"I know he's fun to antagonize, but now is not the time," he finished and got a squawk of anger out of Sebastian.
"Shut up, the lot of you," Nick yelled. "You're ruining the moment."
"Maybe you two idiots should be doing that somewhere more private," Sebastian retorted.
"Ok, how about we go make out on Blaine's bed?" Jeff teased. Blaine stood up and glared at them.
"No one goes near my room except me and Kurt," he said. "Nick, Jeff, resume your kissing. Sebastian, keep your damn trap shut until we figure this out."
"Why don't you make me, Blaine?" Sebastian said, waggling his eyebrows seductively. Kurt instinctively got up and moved towards Sebastian, but Finn pulled him back.
"Okay, can I please hit him?" Santana asked. "He really needs a good beatdown."
"You know what, I am totally with her this time," Kurt said. "Santana, will you please hit Meerkat Face?"
"Thought you'd never ask," she smirked, cracking her knuckles. This time, no one bothered to stop her as she yanked Sebastian back by the hair and punched him where it hurts.
"Ow," Sebastian whined, falling to the floor, massaging his crotch.
"Thank you, Satan," Kurt said sweetly.
"Anytime, Porcelain," she replied with a sugary sweet grin.
"Why?" Sebastian asked weakly.
"Why not?" Jeff called.
"Jeff, you're next," Sebastian moaned from the floor.
"You'll hurt Jeff over my dead body." Nick walked over to Sebastian and prodded the larger boy with his foot.
"Get away from me," Sebastian snapped.
"Jeez, you guys are worse than us," Cory said; Lea and Naya nodded.
"Now you see it. Good thing we don't treat each other like this," Riker said.
"I don't know. Seems kinda fun," Curt remarked, punching Riker in the arm. Riker simply rolled his eyes and turned away. Sebastian had finally gotten up off the floor and sat back on the couch.
"So I'm guessing this whole thing is like one of those 'you-never-know' types of things. You guys will go back when the universe feels that you're ready to," Blaine said with a shrug.
"Man, I wanna go home," Grant pouted.
"What are we supposed to do? Camp out here? Well, if that's okay with Blaine," Lea asked.
"Yeah, it's fine, just don't break anything," Blaine said, looking at Nick and Jeff.
"What? When was the last time we broke something?" Nick asked.
"Try two nights ago, you knocked over that teddy bear Seb gave us and it ripped," Jeff said.
"Damn it, you two! I try to do something nice and you go and screw up the whole thing," Sebastian yelled from the couch.
"The whole thing, what the hell are you talking about, Sebastian?" Jeff demanded and Sebastian froze.
"Nothing, just me being nice for once," he finished quickly.
"Sebastian, what did you do? For you, being nice usually means you did something evil." Nick stood up and started towards Sebastian.
"I-I put a video camera in the teddy bear to spy on you guys," he admitted, turning red.
Nick scoffed and ran a hand through his hair. "Of course you did. Why didn't we see past your shit and know that you're not that kind of guy? So you were going to spy on us, find out something incriminating, and blackmail us with it?"
"Pretty much," Sebastian said quietly.
"Okay, it's my turn to hit him," Jeff said, and he slapped Sebastian upside the head, making the boy howl in pain.
"Jeffy, did you use your nails?" Nick asked; Jeff smirked in response.
"Okay, Nick and Jeff, you guys go into the kitchen right now. Sebastian, you stay on that couch and don't say another word. You've done enough damage for a lifetime," Blaine ordered. Everyone looked startled; Blaine never raised his voice. Nick and Jeff scrambled into the kitchen and Sebastian kept to the couch, making whimpering noises every so often.
"God, they drive me crazy," he muttered, turning back to the actors, who looked a little nervous. "I'm not going to yell at you guys. Let's just get some rest and deal with this in the morning."