Episode 8 – Psychotic randomness

Kam, the host, walked onto the stage in a stupor. She looked around at the cast as if she wasn't really seeing them. No one particularly cared if she was okay or not but Danny asked anyway.

Kam exploded, "NO! I'M NOT OKAY! I'M GOING INSANE!" The host flinched as if she'd heard a noise but no one on the stage had made a sound. "They couldn't because they're not here but maybe I'm there but I'm not and I can't because it's there and this is here, but this is there to because they're here…" She mumbles and stalks around the stage in a way that scares everyone on the show.

A young man walks up to her and pulls her off to the side of the stage where he helps Kam into a chair and procedes to put a random seat belt onto her then dumps superglue on the buckle so she can't get out. He then turns to the DP cast as well as the viewers at home.

"Sorry about that. I'm Josh, Kam's boyfriend, and the temporary host for the next few chapters while my girlfriend gets her sanity back. Her current loss of which has to do with Jazz's date with the OC, Kameron." Josh looks at Jazz from the corner of his eye. Jazz looks confused. "So Jazz, how was the zoo?"

Jazz smiles happily, "it was great! I loved seeing the baby giraffes!"

"A HA! I KNEW IT WAS YOU!" Kam screams psychotically from her chair, struggling against the seatbelt. Josh walks over with a syringe and sticks it in her arm. Kam hisses angrily for a moment then gets a very dazed look on her face. "I like potatos…"

"Yes I know dear. Anyway Jazz weren't you supposed to go watch a movie with him?"

Jazz looks around nervously. "Well so what? Casper the friendly ghost was lame so we went to the zoo."

"The same zoo that Kam works at in real life, Yes folks you heard it here! Kam, the host, came home from work freaking out because she saw a red-headed teenager wearing a black shirt, blue capris, and a blue headband, walking through the zoo where she works arm-in-arm with a tall male wearing a ghostbusters Tshirt, just like the one the OC Kameron was going to wear." Josh runs up to the camera and shoves his face in it. "STUFF LIKE THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENS! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I REPEAT! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!"

Josh stands back up and smiles completely normal. "Alright sorry it took so long to make this new episode, we've got quite a bit of dares to catch up on so we'll have fruitloophater plus the last person who Kam forgot to write their name! FIRST UP IS DANNY WITH A TRUTH!"

Danny smashes his hand into his face. "What now…"

"You must either say Vlad is awesome, or name his best quality."

Vlad smiles smugly at Danny. Danny smirks right back. Vlad looks confused.

"That's easy," Danny says. "Vlad's best quality is that he never gives up even when the thing (cough-or person-cough) he's trying to get is so far out of his reach that he'd be more likely to be able to buy the Packers from the citizens of Green Bay than to ever get it (cough-her-cough)."

Vlad crosses his arms barely hiding his irritation. "I really don't think that can qualify as a compliment."

Josh stares down at the dare written on the paper in his hand, "Never said it had to be a compliment, just 'your best quality' as Danny sees it. Okay! Next from the same mysterious person. Sam gets to dress everyone in the cast up in goth clothing, makeup and hair included."

Sam smiles and raises her arms in triumph.

One Hour Later

Everyone in the cast, wearing their new dark clothing and black eyeliner, looks annoyed and has a hatefilled outlook on life. No one looks more annoyed than Mr and Mrs. Manson as both have their hair dyed black and are wearing the grungiest goth style clothing that same could find for them.

Josh laughs in the corner while Kam drools on her chair.

"Okay next we have one for Danielle and Maddie." The two smirk as they remember what they did the last time together. "This time you're having your ages swapped. Clockwork if you would please."

"Time In"

In a puff of smoke a pre-teen Maddie and a grown up Danielle are standing on the stage looking confused and horrified.

Pre-teen Maddie rages, "Like No way! Not braces again!"

Grown-up Dani looks down at her large chest and slim figure. "Cool!"

"Okay now Dani and Danny need to transform." He shoots a blindfold canon at Maddie and Jack then laughs as the two of them stumble around the stage. "Dannies?"

Danny and Dani transform. The grown-up Dani has a slightly altered style of clothing and her hair is shorter and flips out to the side. "Danielle Phantom must act like Danny Phantom's mother for 3 chapters."

"Sweet." Dani glares at Danny. "Clean your room! Do your homework!... ummm…"

"Spend more time with your friends?" Danny suggests, feining terror.

"YEAH! THAT TO!... hey wait…"

"Cool Thanks Mom!" Danny flies towards Sam and Tucker, the three are rolling with laughter. Laughter turns to confusion when a large metal helmet is shoved onto Danny's head. "Hey! What is this!?"

"The next dare."

"WHAT! BUT I'VE ALREADY DONE THREE THIS EPISODE!"

"FLYING DOUGHNUTS!"

Everyone turns to stare at Kam after her outburst. She giggles insanely.

"Okay fine… what's the dare?"

"Well actually it's more of a Truth."

"Well that's not so bad. But why the helmet?"

"It will shock you if you lie, or attempt to give half-truths, or respond to a question with a question."

"What kind of questions are these going to be?"

"All about Sam!"

Danny scrambles in his attempt to remove the helmet. Sam looks embarrassed.

"First question," Josh says, slapping Danny's hands away from the helmet. "What do you think of Sam's eyes."

"They're… round?" BZZZZT "oww! Hey! What'd I say!?"

"You phrased it as a question. Also be aware that each consecutive shock gets stronger." Danny now looks twice as nervous. "Do you like Sam's Goth style?"

"Yes..?" BZZZZZZZZZZZZT "QUIT IT!"

"Then stop answering as a question. Tone of voice is important." Josh smirks at Danny.

"When you fought Ember for the first time, before you were hit by the love spell," Danny and Sam both turn beet red and run over to stop Josh from continuing the question. He dodges them like a ninja and continues, "what was your first thought after she said 'flyings nice' ?"

"I… I can't remember." PZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT Danny is left twitching on the floor.

"Last question. Why did you stop Dark Dan from proposing to Sam?"

"Because I didn't want him to."

"Why not?" That question didn't come from Josh, it came from Sam. She looked curiously at Danny.

"Well…" Danny rubbed the back of his neck in a nervous tick. "Because I didn't want to see you with someone that evil." The electricity crackles in his ear and he blurts out the rest of his though, "Or with anyone else for that matter!" The crackle stops and Danny lets out a sigh of relief. Sam is staring at him blushing. Awkwardly she reaches out a hand and helps him to his feet.

"you really mean that?"

"I.. I do…"

The two lean in to kiss.

"I SAW A MONKEY!" Kam jumps up in between them and knocks them both to the ground. She runs away screaming.

"NO! KAM! COME BACK! THERE'S NO MONKEYS!" Josh chases Kam around the stage. "Well I guess that's all for now! I have a girlfriend to sedate! Until next time!"