Disclaimer: I don't own the characters but the plot is MINE all MINE!

Sasuke: Final for chapter 2 right?

Sera: Right

Sasuke: So will I get to avenge my dead cake?

Sera: And then some.

Sasuke: Excellent

Sera: And I'm crossing over with other anime characters!

Sasuke: Isn't that a bit much?

Sera: Not really, I'm keeping it to only maybepossibly three?

Sasuke: MaybePossiblyProbably? Bull! You're going to overshadow me-forget my existence-replace me! I'll bet it's those Hitachiin twins!

Hikaru: That maybe…

Kaoru:…the likelihood…

Hikaru & Kaoru…of your situation Duck head.

Sasuke: -twitches- so they are already replacing me?

Sera: No, I rented them to torture you.

Hikaru & Kaoru: On with the crazy lady's story!

Sasuke: That's my line!

Art and Family: What a Drag Part 4 (The Drags Conclusion)

When Matusri got home she was surprised to find that Sakura sitting in front of the TV, ice cream in arm, tears on her face as she watched the ending of some soap opera where the main character had just confessed to being his own girlfriends twin brother.

"Uh, Saku-Chan, what is this?" She asked hesitantly as she removed her shoes and shut the front door. It'd been almost a week since the horrendous date-which from then on she'd decided to avoid Deidara as much as possible. Sure in the beginning they were friendly but after that, she'd decided that even calling by name was too much. So Sempai was his new name. "Why are you crying on what I sleep on? Didn't I tell you to beat it when I got home from working?"

The pink haired girl looked at her apologetically for a moment before collecting her things.

"Sorry. I just wanted to watch TV on the big screen…um, Matsuri?"

Matsuri threw her wet jacket on the couch.

"What?"

"Do you think that TenTen and Naruto look good together?"

"What?"

Sakura sighed.

"Do they look good together?"

"Like a couple?"

"Yeah?"

Matsuri shrugged.

"Sure, I guess. Why?"

Sakura's eyes widened then lowered and she bang to softly talk, more to herself then to her cousin.

"So that's it then, huh? I was too late after all."

Matsuri caught her cousins words and sighed.

"So you like him then?"

Sakura said nothing, holding onto the carton of ice cream, Matsuri continued to talk.

"If you like him you should just tell him instead mope around like some idiot. Besides, they aren't even dating."

"You're right then…"

"Of course I am."

Sakura smiled, the shadows on her face seemed something ominous and Matsuri stepped back.

"I'LL TAKE THAT CUTE BLONDE BY FORCE!!!!!!! KUKUKUKUKUKU!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"GAK! Sakura! Calm down!"

But the pink haired girl kept laughing.

"HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW!!!!!!"

Naruto, still grounded because of the monkey went through a sneezing fit. He wiped his nose.

"Damnit! I hate cold season!"

Iruka looked up at him from across the table and smiled.

"Actually someone might be talking about you."

"Or scheming."

"Or that."

"ACHOO! Argh! Damnit!"

"Ah Shikamaru! W-what's up?" Hinata asked from her seat. It was lunch break and she'd decided to stay in class with her lunch. It was rare that she have any time to herself.

The boy just stood there, his usually impassive eyes were focused on her and his mouth was in a tight line.

"Shikamaru?"

He took her bento and opened it, revealing her modest lunch, he sighed.

"Mind if I eat here with you? Naruto's driving me crazy with his stupid pet monkey."

"M-monkey?"

He nodded, pulling a chair to her desk he placed his lunch bag on the desk, he pulled out the contents of the bag, an apple, potato chips, three sandwiches, a cookie and a Dr. Pibb.

"Trade your bento for my lunch?"

She nodded.

"S-sure."

"They seem to be rather cozy…"

"…but in reality she is HIS "love" interest…"

"I almost forgot that Kaoru."

Two identical twins stared at the couple from the opened doorway. Eyes holding a bit of mischief as they walk away from the scene developing a new game to play.

"Hey you two!"

They turned around staring at the stranger, pointing to themselves at the same time with the exact same expression. "Me?" both said simultaneously.

"Yeah you. Have you seen a monkey waddle through here with a tube full of red chemicals?"

"Mon-key?" They asked.

"Yes."

BOOM!

"Uh…crap!" The girl with buns in her hair ran past them to the science wing of the school. "Damnit BoB I can't afford this!"

"Kaoru?"

"Yes Hikaru?"

"Do you see opportunity here?"

"Yes…yes I do."

And the two Hitachiin twins followed the bun haired girl to the monkey-already scheming it seemed.

As Sasuke was brusquely making his way into the school, he was late because of a fight that lasted until four in the morning with Ino, was rudely interrupted by none other then a blonde idiot in his way. Now, normally the Uchiha would just shove his way into the building but staring at said blonde he was left utterly perplexed.

"Aren't you a little young to be here, kid?"

"Hm, me?"

Sasuke nodded.

"Yes you. Are you lost?"

The 'kid' nodded. He held his pink bunny tighter to his chest.

"I was on my way to the seniors building but there was an explosion and I got lost-my cousin is usually with me but we were separated."

'The boy's going to the Seniors building?' Sasuke though before taking the 'boys' hand and leading him in the other direction, towards the seniors building. "I'll take you. A little kid like you is bound to get into trouble."

The 'Little Kid' nodded, letting himself be guided to the wing with a smile.

"You sure are nice! What's your name?"

"Sasuke Uchiha."

"U-chi-ha."

"Yeah, Uchiha."

The 'Little Kid' smiled brightly almost making Sasuke blush at his cuteness.

"You can call me Hunny!"

They reached the seniors building in no time, Sasuke was slightly dejected at being horrendously late to class but shrugged it off, the day wasn't looking to be good to him anyway and besides that he'd helped the most adorable kid had ever met.

"Thank you Sas-U-ke!"

Before Sasuke could say anything the door swung opened and a monkey bounded into his chest, a very familiar monkey, followed a very tall and scary looking guy.

"Takashi!" Hunny bounded onto the giant. "This is Sas-U-ke U-chi-ha, he brought me here when I was lost!"

Takashi nodded towards the Uchiha then looked back at Hunny.

"Mitsukuni you're late for class."

"Mitsukuni?"

Takashi nodded and Hunny smiled pointing to himself.

"Oh my real name is Mitsukuni Haninozuka!"

'Mitsukuni Haninozuka? THE Mitsukuni Haninozuka-former captain of the High school Karate Club-the guy that Itachi looks up to?' Sasuke paled more if possible and felt himself waver. "Oh…that's nice…"

"Hey! U-chi-ha is just like Ita-Chan's last name! Are you Ita-Chan's brother?"

Sasuke nodded.

"Uh-huh."

"You really don't look that much alike, Sasu-Chan."

Which was ridiculous because they looked exactly alike, however Sasuke was twitching from his endearing new nickname. 'Sasu-Chan?'

"You should come here and meet us after school! We'll have cakes and then we'll play and then-" Hunny went on and on. Sasuke dimly aware that he held his arch-rival, the evil monkey cake murderer.

"Ok. Bye Sasu-Chan!"

And then he was alone with the monkey.

"OHH OHHAHH AHH!"

"What a fascinating afternoon."

"Now if you would please open up to page thirty seven we can get started and some well deserved book work…Principle Tsunade and the superintendent have gotten on my case about the lack of work…anyway, finish the vocab, skim through the passage I really don't care." And with that Kakashi, geography teacher, opened his book and began reading.

"How does he expect us to work in this class when he refuses to teach regularly like a normal teacher?" Ino asked herself as she began to skim the pages for the vocabulary words. She looked towards her left where Sakura sat, obviously already done with the work, skimming through a pink book, one the eerily looked like something their teacher read. She nudged the pink haired girl. "What the hell are you reading?"

Sakura blanched and hid the book in her lap.

"Reading? I'm not reading anything…hahahaha….what's up?"

Ino's eyes narrowed.

"Yeah ok…so I hear that you've made it your mission to be Naruto's girlfriend."

"W-where'd you hear something like that?"

"Around." Ino said. She placed her pencil on her desk and straightened. "Seriously Sakura, do you even like him?"

"Why does everyone keep asking me that?"

"Because it's so sudden." Ino answered shutting her book. "It's like as soon as Sasuke and I start dating you want Naruto whereas before you kind of hated him."

"Well," Sakura whispered. "it's not like that, I like him. He's really good-looking, he's funny and he's super rich…what's not to like. I'm tired of being the odd one out."

"But you aren't."

The bell rang signaling the end of class. Sakura stood, grabbing her books and hurried out the classroom. "It's none of your business Ino."

-

"Why would she want to date a GIRL like you?"

"Uh…"

"As if she'd date a sadistic no eyebrows eyeliner wearing freak!"

"…I'm right here…"

"Freak? As least I dress to my own gender!"

"…excuse me…I can…"

"What are you trying to say you Emo Freak?"

"That you look like a woman, She-Man!"

"Do not!"

"Hey…"

"Do too!"

"CUT IT OUT!"

If you're wondering what was going on…Gaara called Deidara a gender confused She-Male while Deidara called Gaara a Sadistic Emo Freak while both tugged at Matsuri.

"I CANT SPEAK FOR MYSELF DAMNIT AND LET ME GO!"

They both let her go, still staring one another down. Matsuri straightened her skirt before pointing an accusing finger at both boys. "First of all what give either of you the right to claim me? Last I checked I only went out with you ONCE and you! I met you when you ruined my date with Sempai, Gaara! Honestly, you're both imbeciles to even assume that I would date either of you in fact you know what! I like someone else!"

"What?" Both boys asked at the same time.

"Yup…I…I…I like…HIM!" She pointed to a random guy in the crowd of people staring. He was rather tall and had bright eyes and perfect hair…you see where this is going don't you?

"Me?"

"Yes YOU!"

"HIM?!?"

"But Matsuri how?"

Matsuri walked up to the stranger and linked arms with him-who turned out to be non other then Tamaki Suou-fellow classmate to Gaara and nephew of the principle-sworn enemy (One-sided) of Deidara.

"Just pretend like you like me back so I can get away from those two maniacs." Matsuri whispered.

Tamaki smiled and with his most charming smile held her around the waist.

"Yes…Princess."

'Princess? What the hell have I just gotten myself into?'

"So then Akamaru clawed at his face! Can you believe that Shino? Poor Tobi-Sempai! He shouldn't have work that mask to practice!"

Shino nodded.

"Ya know you can say something. It's a little annoying with you just nodding and I cant even see your eyes behind those sunglasses."

Another nod.

"Shino."

Nod.

"Hey Shino?"

Nod.

The sunglasses lowered at bit to show a snoozing Shino, Kiba fumed.

"Well FK YOU then!" He said, getting up from his lunch seat and stalking away towards Lee and a bandaged up Tobi, muttering. "Damn ass-hole."

"You say something Kiba?" Shino asked finally waking up.

Sasori pulled up to the Sabaku residence with a bit of apprehension. The last time that he had been there was when Shukaku had tried to eat his face, which Sasori still remembered as though it were yesterday.

It wasn't like he want to be there in the first place, at the moment, his darling fellow classmate Tobi had declared that he would go and make sure that Temari was doing ok, since she was home sick. When he had asked Itachi why he couldn't, Itachi replied that he and Temari had had a fight.

He got out of the jeep and made his way, thought the opened garage door inside the house. The sick girl knew he was coming over so it wasn't as though he were breaking in this time.

They had a modest home which was, distastefully in drab colors or burgundy and tan. He noticed the litter box and shuddered in remembrance.

"Err rawr.."

He stiffened.

"Oh God."

"rrrr."

"No."

He turned around to see the evil beady little eyes of the Raccoon Demon pet. It stared at him and licked it's lips.

'Is it smirking?'

"Oh hey Sasori what's goin…on?"

A moment too late Temari stepped down the stairs to see Sasori face down in the litter box with Shukaku nibbling at his now broken pant leg.

"Get it off!"

"OH MY GOD! Shukaku GET DOWN!"

The bell rang indication that the school day was over. Lee and Kiba along with Tobi were chatting much to Neji and Shino's chagrin, TenTen and Naruto were looking around as though they had lost something, I wonder what…

Sakura was watching the two, Ino wasn't far behind along with Matsuri and her new 'friend' that she hadn't been able to shake off named Tamaki. Gaara and Deidara were arguing as per usual as the two Hitachiin twins were busy teasing Haku with Choji in tow.

When everyone else had all but disappeared Shikamaru pulled at Hinata's hand halting her departure after her cousin and his friends. He didn't look at her.

"Shikamaru?"

His dark eye finally landed on her.

"I like you, will you go out with me?"

"I knew it was about a girl." Choji said as Naruto's mouth hung opened almost past his knees.

Next Episode of Le Phoenix: Hinata's answer is interrupted by her fiancée?!? Sakura asks Naruto out, the Hitachiin twins going forces with Kankuro the prank king and Neji FINALLY makes his appearance as a HOST!?!

(What Choji meant is from Chapter 1 remember when he said that Shikamaru's behavior was about a girl and Naruto said no because Shikamaru was too lazy? Yeah well Choji was right!)

With a Review I'll see you then! Only with a review!

Sasuke: That was Host congested!

Sera:…well there is a point to that.

Sasuke: What?

Sera: I needed a bit more comedic characters to lighten up the seriousness to this chapter besides, the FAN GIRLS love Ouran High Host Club!

Sasuke: Ch! Whatever! It wont last!

Hikaru & Kaoru: You're just jealous Duck Head.

Sasuke: SHUT UP!

Hikaru: Review…

Kaoru:…so that Hikaru and I have a chance to show our brotherly love.

Hikaru:…Kaoru! –grabs Kaoru- If you wanted to demonstrate our brotherly love you could have just asked.

Kaoru: -in Hikaru's arms- Hikaru!

Sasuke:…W-we don't need them in the story!

Sera: -Fainted from fangirlism-

Hikaru & Kaoru: So you say but your nose is bleeding.

Sasuke: Damnit!

REVIEW!