Disclaimer: Me no own Naruto!

Warnings: the usual, but we have some sexual action today.

Longest chapter so far.

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Gaara sighed as he entered the Hyuuga meeting room, not meeting the many stare given to him.

"Good morning ice princess." Sai chimed smirking.

Gaara growled.

"I see you didn't get laid last night." Sai remarked.

"Actually he did." Neji smirked wrapping his arms around the smirking Kazekage.

"Ahhh, I see I didn't satisfy you last night." Gaara moaned as Neji kissed his neck.

"Why do you say that?" Neji said kissing Gaara's pale skin.

"Because," Gaara gasped, "I can feel.." Neji smirked as he grinded against the petite red-head.

"Ahem! As much as I like seeing you molest my younger brother with your dick Neji, we have a meeting to start." Temari said smirking.

Gaara blushed as he saw all the leaf nin smirk at him, well all except a blushing Hinata.

"Are you going to sit down?" Neji remarked.

Gaara looked around and all the seats were filled, he looked at Neji's smirking face.

"Where?" Gaara said apparently very annoyed.

Neji pulled the Kazekage into his lap, then the lowered his head to the red-head's ear.

"Right here." the brunette whispered seductively.

"Sooo..." Lee said apparently wanting the meeting to start but was blushing very heavily due to his teammate's actions.

"Starting the meeting right now." Gaara said impassively.

"Roll-call." Temari said smiling like a cat who just swallowed a canary.

"Gaara!"

Gaara just glared at his blonde sister.

"So absent then." Temari said writing something down on a clipboard.

"I'm right here." Gaara growled.

"Reeow! Grumpy today huh ice princess." Temari said earning her an angry glare from the 'ice princess'.

"Okay, next is Kankuro!" Temari said.

"Here." Kankuro stated coolly taking a swig from his water bottle

"Hinata!"

"H.ha.Here!"

Temari smiled at the shy girl, she was going to have to figure out someway to get her to stop stammering.

"Neji!"

"Here."

"Lee!"

"Here! Yes! Good morning everyone!"

"Thanks Lee..." Temari said awkwardly.

"Sai!"

"Present, Loudmouth!" Sai smiled.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU BASTARD?!!" Temari yelled.

"So troublesome." Shikamaru sighed.

"Okay, Sai is present and so is Shikamaru." Temari said glaring at the Sasuke-like-nin, who only smiled in return.

"Shino?"

"Present." Temari shivered, bug-boy always had creeped her out, but then again her bug-phobia never helped her to like him very much.

"Okay and our spies?"

"Present!" Ino and Choji said at the same time.

"Good everyone is here! Well except for Kiba." Temari said putting down her clipboard.

"I guess he really is on Sakura's side then." Sai said.

"Well, yeah." Kankuro replied again taking a drink of water.

"Che, what a coward! And he calls himself Naruto's friend." Sai scoffed. "He probably knew Naruto better than any of us, and now all of a sudden he falls for Sakura's manipulation?! What an idiot!" Sai spat.

Shino clenched his fists in anger, but only a worried Hinata noticed.

"She probably played the Kyuubi card on him." Ino replied casually.

"So?" Sai spat again. "He should know that he and Kyuubi are not the same person! What an idiot!"

"SHUT UP! YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HIM!" Shino yelled as he slammed his hands on the table.

"What don't I know about him?!" Sai said as he stood up defensively. "He's a stupid, loud mouth, dog-loving traitor!"

"NO HE'S NOT!" Shino yelled again in defense.

"SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU!" Hinata yelled with tears brimming in her eyes.

"And you!" She pointed at Sai. "You shouldn't say anything about Kiba-kun since you obviously don't know anything about him!" the Hyuuga heiress shouted, fuming at the fact that her precious teammate got made fun of.

"Enlighten us then." Gaara said impassively.

"His father was killed in the effort to kill Kyuubi, his mother left soon after for a stupid tea-merchant!" Shino shouted. "He and his sister had to go through so much! He had to work so hard being..." Shino sat down, no one dared ask him what he was about to say.

Sai sat in defeat, still fuming but looking guilty.

Gaara sighed. "Let's continue the meeting, we have important things to discuss." Gaara looked sincere for a second and everyone knew he was apologizing for Sai's action.

Neji smiled as he gripped Gaara's hand.

"Ino, Choji, do you have anything to report?" Neji said while snuggling Gaara's neck.

"Ye..Yes!" Ino stammered, blushing at Neji's actions.

"Well?" Shikamaru said causing Ino to glare at him and something of 'So troublesome' could be heard.

"Anyways," Choji started, "It seems like she's getting suspicious, since Sasuke's apparently been screaming Naruto's name in the shower, she almost found out about Naruto's medical condition."

"NARUTO HAS A MEDICAL CONDITION!?" Kankuro yelled.

"Yes, baka!" Temari yelled. "He's frickin' pregnant WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN FOR THE PAST TWO WEEKS!?"

Kankuro spat out the water he was drinking.

"He's WHAT!" Kankuro yelled.

Temari rolled her eyes. "If you weren't tuning us out in the last 5 meetings this wouldn't be a surprise to you!"

"Who?" Kankuro stammered.

"Who what?" Shikamaru sighed.

"Got him pregnant." Kankuro questioned.

Everyone fell, anime style.

"SASUKE!" Everyone yelled.

Gaara rubbed his temples as everyone started to bicker.

Neji smirked as he started to reminisce.

"Did you hear, Sasuke cheated on Naruto with Sakura!" Temari yelled at the couple sitting there who apparently had been snuggling before she had interupted.

"What!" Gaara yelled. "He told me yesterday that he was pregnant!"

"Maybe that's why Sasuke cheated on him." Neji replied.

"No it can't be!" Temari yelled.

"Maybe he doesn't know yet." Neji said.

Gaara wrinkled his brow in contemplation.

"Maybe we should just tell Sasuke then!" Temari yelled.

"No!" Gaara yelled, "Do you think Naruto wants Sasuke to take him back just because he's pregnant? Naruto may love Sasuke but if Sasuke only wants him back for the baby it would crush him.."

"I heard that Sasuke cheated on Naruto with Sakura." Temari yelled.

"But why?" Neji stated, "He hates her guts."

"Could she have, no.."

"If Sakura did something then maybe Sasuke really does love Naruto!" Temari yelled. "We have to get them back together!"

"And how do you think Sakura will take that?" Neji sneered, "She won't just sit there."

"So Naruto might get hurt?" Temari said worriedly.

"Most likely." Neji replied. "But remember he has Kyuubi."

"Kyuubi can't cure a dead Naruto." Temari retorted.

"The question is will she go to such extremes?" Neji questioned.

"If she's as obsessed as we think she is then she will go through any extremes to get Sasuke." Temari stated.

"It isn't just about Naruto and Sasuke anymore." Gaara stated narrowing his eyes. "There is a baby too."

Crash...

"Who's There?!" Gaara yelled.

Hinata and Lee came meekly out of the closet rubbing the back of their necks in embarrassment.

"We want to help!" Lee said strongly.

"Yy..yes!" Hinata stammered. "Naruto is our friend, he's done so much for us! We want to do something in return!"

"How did you guys get in here anyways!?" Neji exclaimed.

"Ww..Well.. father w..wanted you to come home, you've been gone for over a w.w..week a..a..and you said you'd be home in 3 d..days.." Hinata stammered.

"So me and the gracious Lady Hinata went in search of you! We came to the Kazekage's office to see if he had seen you my rival, but when we came into the office no one was there, so we waited until we heard a noise, much like a youthful moan, so we hid in the closet just in case it was an enemy, but we witnessed a youthful sight of my este.."

"OKAY!" Neji said "I got the point."

Gaara blushed remembering the earlier "activities" he and the Hyuuga had been doing.

"S..s.So we overheard your conversation, sorry for eavesdropping cousin but once we had heard Nn..Naruto-kun's name we had to listen." Hinata shyly stammered.

"We want to help!" Lee shouted.

"You take care of this Hyuuga." Gaara stated as he headed to the door. "I'm going to sleep."

Once Gaara and Temari left Hinata continued to speak. "Ss..So cousin you have a relation-s.s.ship with Gaara-san?" Hinata blushed.

"OH MY ESTEEMED RIVAL! I HAD BEGAN TO WORRY YOU WOULD NEVER FIND THE LOVE AND YOUTHFUL ACTIVITIES NEEDED TO KEEP ONE YOUNG!" Lee shouted with stars and tears in his eyes.

"How much exactly did you guys see!?" Neji yelled.

"ALL OF IT MY RIVAL!" Lee yelled. "From when you had Gaara-san on your lap to when you bent him..."

"OKAY!" Neji shouted blushing, "Did you see Hinata-sama?"

Hinata nodded, she was ashamed to admit that she had actually like seeing her cousin participating in "activities" with the red headed Kazekage. All of a sudden a light-bulb went up in Hinata's mind.

"W..ww..we won't tt..t.tell anyone if you agree to let us help!" Hinata squeaked.Neji raised an eyebrow, this was the first time Hinata had resorted to using black-mail.

"Okay." He smirked, "but first I need you to tell anyone who'd be willing to help as well."

Hinata looked at Neji with thankfulness and excitement.

"Why, Neji?!" Lee questioned, "Shouldn't we keep this in what Gai-sensei calls 'the low'."

"We should, but I have a plan." Neji smirked.

First meeting (Without Gaara) :

"Okay, I'm glad so many of you showed up, especially considering what Sakura has been telling you guys." Neji remarked.

"Of course we'd show!" Ino yelled. "We love our little blonde idiot!"

"So troublesome, I'm sure they would've solved all of this on their own eventually." Shikamaru sighed.

"So what's the plan?" Choji asked chomping on some BBQ pork potato chips.

"Number one, we all have to pretend to hate Naruto and for now be on Sakura's side." Neji stated.

"WHAT! WHY!?" Sai yelled.

"Because if we don't Sakura could use other means to get us on her side." Ino said stealing a chip from Choji's bag. "Other more 'forceful' means." Everyone shivered.

Neji nodded, Sakura as a regular person was tough enough, she was smart and could bribe and twist stories to get people on her side but as a medic nin Sakura could play with their minds, poison them, or worse she could murder people or people's family members and since she was a medic nin she could find was to never leave any evidence. All in all Sakura as an opponent was pretty scary.

"Also," Neji continued, "if she thought we were her friends we could help Naruto much easier, and he would be a lot safer."

"And also if we distract Sasuke enough, he wouldn't look for Naruto and thus decreasing chances of Sakura finding Naruto." Shikamaru stated. "But the trouble is relocating the idiot, I mean if he moves into an apartment by himself he's basically leaving himself wide open to attack."

"I don't think Sakura would find him that fast." Sai said.

"No she wouldn't, but remember she basically turned all the villagers against him, and it would take them only a matter of days before they find him." Shikamaru added. "And they no doubt will harm him too."

"We need to find someone for him to live with." Shino said.

"How about one of us?" Lee asked.

"No," Shikamaru cited, "because Sakura most probably would look for him in our houses first."

"B..b.b.but I thought she'd trust us." Hinata said poking her fingers together.

"Yes but if she looks she'll look for places where Naruto would turn to and besides even if she doesn't look in our houses you can bet that our neighbors will be keeping their eyes on us." Shikamaru stated once again.

"So we have to find some foreign stranger to look after him?!" Ino yelled.

"Basically yes, but even then the neighbors could report him to Sasuke or Sakura." Shikamaru said putting his feet up on the table.

"But why would Sasuke-kun look for Naruto?" Lee asked.

"Sasuke's possessive." Neji remarked. "And if he really does love Naruto he'd look for him, even if Sasuke didn't love Naruto he'd still lust after him."

"Greedy bastard." Sai mumbled.

"Also Uchiha's never let anything escape from their grasp, and if he somehow manages to find out about Naruto's pregnancy, he'd hunt him down like how a starved snake would hunt down an injured mouse" Neji reasoned.

"So how would we look for a humble abode for our bright and youthful Naruto?" Lee quipped.

"It'd be impossible since everyone's looking for him!" Ino cried.

"Unless there is a district in town where people would most likely not care." Shikamaru deduced.

"Like the new foreigner's district!" Hinata yelled.

"The tourist area?" Sai quipped.

"Yea!" everyone exclaimed.

"Tourist don't care about the village's problems, especially if they'd have to look for someone! And if they did they care enough to look they probably wouldn't even know what Naruto looks like! It's perfect!" Ino yelled.

"For once I'm glad there are lazy people in the world." Sai smirked as if directing his comment to Shikamaru who just shrugged.

"Problem is none of us know anyone rich enough to live there, and if we did chances are they'd hate Naruto too." Neji stated furrowing his eyebrows.

"I know someone!" Lee yelled.

"You do?" Sai asked skeptically.

"YES! A youthful disciple of mine lives there in a very lonesome house all by his own self ." Lee exclaimed happy he could help with something.

"Does he know about Naruto though?" Sai asked coolly.

"No, I do not believe that he does." Lee exclaimed.

"Good! What's his name?" Choji asked.

"Kenta, Ishigumu Kenta." Lee replied.

"As in the hot-spring owner?!" Ino yelled.

"I believe so." Lee said.

"Good." Shikamaru said. "And it's a good thing we have some time before Sakura starts looking."

"What do you mean we have some time?" Sai asked.

"Think about it, Sakura has no reason to look for him right now, she has what she wants, and if we keep Sasuke busy he wouldn't look for Naruto either." Shikamaru replied in a monotone voice.

"So basically we didn't even need to worry about it!?" Ino yelled.

"No we didn't, but she I'm guessing she'll probably find out Naruto's pregnant sooner or later and then she'll figure out that he'll jeopardize her relationship with the Uchiha." Shikamaru replied.

"Oh you're so smart Shika!" Ino squealed as Shikamaru winced at either the nickname or her squealing right next to him.

"So basically you're telling us to start early?" Shino added.

"Yes," Neji replied, "after all, the early bird catches the worm."

"And Sasuke will most likely look for him first." Shikamaru sighed.

"Why don't we just tell Sasuke that Naruto's pregnant?" Ino asked.

"Cause then Sakura might kill him, or the baby." Shikamaru said.

"So then he and Sasuke can't ever be together?" Ino stated sadly.

"Not until we can find out how to prevent her from killing Naruto." Neji said.

"And we don't even know if Naruto wants to be with Sasuke." Shikamaru stated.

"So then let him be with someone else!" Ino declared.

"And if Sasuke should happen to want him then he will drag Naruto back to him." Shino remarked.

"We also need someone to keep a close eye on Sakura." Neji stated.

"I'll do it!" Ino said. "After all I used to be her best friend."

"Okay good. but we need to have someone as back-up." Neji replied.

"I'll do it." Choji said eating his chips.

"Okay, make sure she doesn't find out about Naruto's pregnancy, and she says something important or weird tell us immediatly." Neji sighed rubbing his temple.

"Also try to keep Tsunade and Jiraiya out of this mess."

Everyone sighed, this was going to be very, very hard.

Back to the now:

"So what do we do?" Temari chimed.

"Yes, and what's even worse is that Kakashi expects the three of them to go on missions as well." Shino said.

"So basically we can't help him when he goes on those missions?" Ino fumed.

"Only Sai can help then." Shikamaru stated.

"What about Kakashi?" Kankuro stated drinking his water.

"He wants them back together, but he wants Sasuke to do it." Gaara stated.

"How'll Sasuke do anything?" Temari shouted. "He'll only hurt Naruto more!"

"Exactly, Kakashi seems to think that only Sasuke has feelings." Gaara stated.

"Is that why he's siding with Sasuke and Sakura?" Ino questioned.

"No, actually Kakashi actually sees this as like a flash-back of when he tried to woo the fourth hokage who declined." Shikamaru stated.

"How is that?" Temari asked.

"A long time ago when Kakashi was 16 he fell in love with the fourth hokage, who Naruto reminds him of, and if you think about it they do look alike. So he thinks Sasuke is being rejected by Naruto, and if Sasuke wants Naruto then that's exactly what it'll look like." Gaara replied.

"So right now he kind of thinks Sasuke as himself and Naruto as the fourth?" Ino said unsure.

"It's confusing I know, think of it like it's Naruto who cheated on Sasuke." Neji stated while pulling Gaara closer into his lap.

"Basically Kakashi thinks Sasuke's the victim." Gaara said as he relaxed into Neji's chest.

"Oh.." Temari said still a bit confused.

"And you can bet anything that Sakura's lies haven't been helping Kakashi either." Shino informed. "He's dead set on fixing the two's relationship, even if he hurts Naruto in the end."

"Does he know Naruto's pregnant?" Choji asked eating another chip.

"No he doesn't and Sai?" Gaara asked.

"Hmm?" Sai questioned.

"You better make sure he doesn't find out." Gaara gazed coolly at him.

"You bet ice-princess." Sai smirked.

"Also, Ino." Gaara replied as he ground himself onto Neji's hard member.

"Yes?" Ino said taking another chip from Choji.

"Make sure Sakura doesn't find the medical record, same goes for you Hinata after all you are in charge of all medical records, if necessary, hide it." Gaara then gasped as Neji grinded into his butt.

Neji smirked, as everyone look confused.

"By the way." Sai asked.

Gaara managed to gasp out a yes.

"Can you get pregnant?"

"You wanna find out?" Gaara smirked as he licked Neji's neck.

Kankuro spat out the rest of his water spraying it on everyone.

Neji let out a chuckle, "See you guys at 7."

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Sorry I confused so many of you with my last chapter, I was going to explain but you guys aren't very patient to wait. if you have anymore questions please tell me so I can explain in the next chapter.

How'd you guys like the Neji x Gaara action huh? If you guy's like it I'll write a lemon, tehehe.

I'm still deciding on whether to put Kiba with Shino or not, maybe I'll write a little smut if I decide to.

The next one has dumdumdum! Drama! Also you get to find out what Kenta's hair actually looks like!

Please review! It's all I have in life to look forward to!

Au revoir!