Theboywholived is online

Purebloodpride is online

Purebloodpride:

So, your snotty little Ginny friend gave me your number because she wants me to set you two up. Got a little crush, Potter?

Theboywholived:

The only thing I'll crush is you, Malfoy :(

Purebloodpride:

Well, the little Ginny girl isn't the best crush. She spilled all your dirty little secrets.

Theboywholived:

What secrets? What did she tell you?

Purebloodpride:

Like how you cry out for your mommy in the middle of the night.

Theboywholived:

I do not! You're the only one who cries out for your mom!

Purebloodpride:

As if! And how you have a crush on the girl… the hot Asian one… Cho Chang! Yes, wouldn't she like to know about that…

Theboywholived:

What? That's not- well, actually that's true. But I was going to tell her soon!

Purebloodpride:

Yeah right. And I'll tell her all of your other secrets if you ever make fun of me again!

Theboywholived:

But I was, you snotty brat! And I will! Soon!

Purebloodpride:

Unless I tell her first :)

Theboywholived:

I'm not snotty, and it's my freakiness that got me famous. Not everyone can say they've dated a celebrity.

Purebloodpride:

A celebrity? Ha! When can I get my autograph, Potter?

Theboywholived:

Any time Malfoy. That'll be ten galleons.

Purebloodpride:

Well, nevermind then. I'll see you in transfiguration Potter. Maybe someone can change you back into a pig!

Theboywholived:

Well maybe somebody can change you back into a liar, wait! You already are one!

Purebloodpride:

We'll see about that. Wait until my father hears about this.

Theboywholived:

Well maybe you can cry about your mommy to him too.