Disclaimer: I own NUTS! *famous words by ajj7sunhawk ^_^ lol. Anyway seriously I don't own Inuyasha and the gang. I'm only borrowing them.

Author's Rant: Ok people this will be a short one but I have an extra sexy one-shot I'm working on that I think will turn most of you naughty readers on. ^_^ But until then just have a little fun with this adorable little piece. I laughed the whole time I was doing this one.

Warning: InuCest. Yaoi MxM. Don't like don't read. NO UNDERAGE READERS!

I'm A Nasty Puppy

"Are you ready Sess?" Inuyasha called out from down the hallway.

Sesshomaru glanced down at his Rolex kicking back in his chair. "I've been ready for the pass twenty minutes Little Brother. By the time you come out all the feeling will be lost."

"Oh shut up. I'm almost done."

The brat was almost done twenty minutes ago. Sesshomaru still had no idea what the boy was up too. Since he arrived home the hanyou had insisted that he take a seat in the middle of the living room of all places. There was no rhyme or reason to his need for him to stay there but he obliged the pup anyway.

"I'm nearly done Sessho!"

"Indeed." The heel of the chair was balanced on the two legs rocking back and forth.

"Ready!"

Suddenly the entire house's electricity went out. "Inuyasha please tell me you remembered to pay the electric company?"

"Shut up. I did that stupid. Just shut up and wait. And don't use your eye lights!"

Sesshomaru flickered his night vision down to dull mood. However his nose was on full alert as the heavy scent of spice and roses fluttered in his nose followed by a dense fog of smoke. Footsteps padded down the hallway accompanied with the occasional cough and gag from the graceful hanyou.

"Fuck *cough* I used to much *cough* dry ice *cough*" Inuyasha screwed the ninja approach and just walked in. He quietly walked around to stand between Sesshomaru's legs and lend forward bracing himself on his brother's knees. "You ready for me Sess?" He whispered in his pointy ear.

Sesshomaru gave a feral growl licking the side of Inuyasha's face. "I've been ready."

"Good."

Than with a snap and clap of his fingers the entire living room area lit up in a multitude of roaring exotic colors emitting from a disco ball. Lights flashed, vanished, splattered and sparkled in various patterns and hues on the floors, walls and Sesshomaru's face. His golden eyes focused on the way the luminious technics glowed all over his brother's body.

Than…

The radio came in and the white robe came off. "I'M A NASTY PUPPY!" Inuyasha clapped his hands sporting a sexy cowboy style strip outfit practically painted skin tight on his body. A brown open space vest with frills fanned his chest. A part of boot cut jeans hugged his ass curving over every slope. The finishing touch was a ten gallon hat he magically retrieved from behind his back.

"Let's do this." He winked at the stunned Sesshomaru as the music's words filled the room.

I'm your nasty puppy dancing for money

Do what you want me to do (do what I what him to)

I'm your freaky puppy dancer for money

I'll do what you want me to do (do what I what him to)

Inuyasha bucked his hips forward and back shaking his ass from side to side directly in Sesshomaru's face who was surprised to see the back side of those jeans missing the back pockets. Which were replaced by a sweet cut out of Inuyasha's tender cheeks? Oh God help him.

I'm your sexy puppy dancing for Sesshy

Do what you want me to do (do what I what him to)

I'm your yummy puppy dancing for money

I'll do what you want me to do (do what I what him to)

Inuyasha saddled his brother's hips grinding and shooting his head back for a sensual back bend. The poor daiyoukai was lost in a red desired haze watching his mate create a very compromising position on his lap. Mid way down Inuyasha lifted his head with a cocky smirk, wiggling his body in flexing waves.

"Ohhh Little Brother." Came the warning growl.

"You want me don't you?" He said huskily still keeping the rhythm going.

Sesshomaru cupped the thick bottom in his lap. "You know I do."

I'm your hot little puppy dancing for money

Do what you want me to do (do what I what him to)

I'm your nasty puppy dancing for money

I'll do what you want me to do (do what I what him to)

The hanyou hopped off the sexy dog demon's lap ripping off his jeans to reveal… "Foolish little brother…" The boy was begging for that behind of his to be ravished.

There attached a pair of sexy sashaing hips was a pair of red tiny thongs.

Inuyasha removed the rest of his clothes leaving only the red piece of string to conceal the main juicy prize. Smiling naughtliy his fingers reached up to tangle in his hair as he swung his hips from side to side in a hypnotic dance. Sesshomaru watched the lovely sway of those hips move from left to right in a lustful trance.

"Ohhh Sess…" Inuyasha crooked a finger at the heavy breathing demon beckoning him to come closer. "I want you." He mouthed. His lips puckered up tongue blowing kiss all the while still keeping those hips moving.

The tight uncomforting in a certain demon's pants was becoming a bit bothersome to deal with.

Than Inuyasha dipped a finger in his thongs swirling on the tip of his dripping member and showed it to his mate. With a mischievous bounce of his eyebrows, Inuyasha stuck the soaked digit in his mouth tasting his own essence. He closed his eyes moaning from his own flavor…

Bad move….Very bad move.

Which he found out to late when Sesshomaru snatched him up without warning and dashed down the hallway toward the bedroom slamming the door shut.

The only evidence left that anyone had been in the room was the radio playing…and a pair of red thongs spread on the floor.

Yes I'll dance (do your dance)

Yes I'll dance (do your dance)

Yes I'll dance, I'll da-a-ance

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The song is called Nasty Dancer.