Told ya I'd get it up sometime soon. ;D Allen's adapttion of Zack1996's request. We hope it meets what you were hoping for. Enjoy.
[For your reading pleasure, the following is an excerpt form the (now not so secret) secret diary of Lero.]
June 20th: Today, Master Skin had one of his "episodes". Regrettably, he destroyed all the serving Akuma in his rage and sent me off in search of something sweet to satisfy his appetite. In my hurry to find something before any more of the castle became endangered, I took a wrong turn and found myself in the broom closet (which was normally used as hideaway for Road's toys). Turning around, I went to leave through the door from which I entered only to find the door missing. Panicking, I looked around thinking that I had gotten turned around, but found no exit. Now I finally noticed that my surroundings had changed. The room I was now in was completely unfamiliar. It was painted blue with white trim, with matching furniture along the walls. Finally I had the bright idea of looking up just in time to see a panel sliding back into place in the ceiling. I was trapped, but tried to escape all the same. After seven unsuccessful attempts to push the panel back, I gave up and collapsed on the ground. For a while I did nothing but stare at the hole which was my only hope of escape. Then, I got my head together and took inventory of my surroundings. In addition to the couches lining the walls, there were two chandeliers illuminating the better part of the room. Sitting on a small table in the middle of the strange disserted parlor were a tea pot (bone china and bone dry), a few matching cups and saucers, and a half eaten bag of stale cookies. Realizing that the bag of cookies wouldn't last me long, I set about making this journal so I would not be forgotten.
June 23rd: The temptation of the cookies proved to be far stronger then I had anticipated. With only three left, I predict I will last no longer then three more days. With this in mind, I attempted to pry the panel open once again, this time using one of the saucers, but with no results. I still hold out hope for the small chance that I will be discovered in time, but one can only hope so much before hope is lost.
June 25th: No more cookies. Energy low. Barely able to write. I only regret not telling Mistress Road how I felt about-
"Lero? What are you doing?" Road said, scaring the golem nearly half to death.
"Mith-stres Road! Are you trapped too, Lero?" the Golem said, his words completely garbled.
"What are you talking about Lero? And what are you doing in my play room?"
Lero looked even more surprised than he had before. "Play room, Lero?"
"Ya. I purposely cut this room off from the rest of the house so I could have a private play room. And what is that?" the purple-haired Noah said, spying the diary. Following her line of sight, Lero made a small connection and dived for the book, but it was already too late; Road had Lero's privet Diary.
"What is this? 'I still hold out hope for the small chance that I will be discovered in time, but one can only hope so much before hope is lost'," Road said as she read from the book. "This is hilarious! Here's another one: 'I only regret not telling Mistress Road how I felt about-'" She abruptly stopped and stared at the Golem. "About what?"
If ever it was possible for a pumpkin to blush, Lero now did so. "You shouldn't take other people's stuff, Lero! Now give it back, Lero!"
"But it has my name in it. I want an answer!"
"It's… It's… nothing, Lero," the pumpkin said as he blushed deeper and deeper.
"Come on, Lero. It's something and something can't be nothing. Now give me an answer; about what?"
"About… about… about the candy I stole from you last Halloween," the golem said in defet.
It took several seconds for Road to process the information. Then her face changed to a look of pure rage. "You conniving little pumpkin! You said you didn't know what happened to it!"
"I know. I'm sorry I lied Mith-tress Road, Lero." Despite his apologetic words, Lero sighed internally. The little bluff would save his secret.
Ahh, I do wonder what Lero's secret is. Imma go out on a limb here and predict that Allen would say "Use your imagination".
Idea (technically) by Zack1996; Written by Allen; Edited by Road; Published by Road
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