This one is a first part of a second part that will be a true drabble: Only 100 words. This one is…not. This one is also silly. There is no point, no expression, and no metaphors. Just silly. SILLY SILLY SILLY!

Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts.

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"I'm sorry!" Sora screened and let go if his Keyblade. Without watching it disappear, he looked at Riku, who suddenly bent over and slowly folded to the ground, grabbing his crotch while he dropped. Kairi quickly ran to one of the huts, while Sora ran to Riku.

"Oh god!" Riku groaned out, painful tears in his eyes and he slightly rolled like a turtle on his back on the sand.

"Jeez, Riku! I am really sorry! Me and Kairi were practicing our swings, and we used coconuts since they would not break and they are free, then we eventually decided to play a game with it, and I didn't see you, and I'm sorry, and you know my aim is bad and I'm sorry!" Sora rambled as he dropped next to his best friend, hardly breaking his breath to speak to apologize.

"…I can't feel my legs…" Riku moaned out, eye's somewhat glazed over in a half faint.

Kairi came back and Sora looked up, tears in his eyes, "Kairi! I made Riku a CRIPPLE!"

Kairi knelt down, and opened the box she carried with her. It was a first-aid kit, used for situations such as this. Of course, when the parents gave them the kit, one of the injuries worried about while the children were at play was probably not groin injury caused by coconut-ball. "Okay, I don't think you can break a spine that way." Kairi pulled out an ice pack. "Okay, Riku, this might feel funny, but you'll feel better." She gently placed the ice near the inside of his thigh. "Alright, right, just sliding it up to where it hurts." And then she moved it to cover.

Riku hissed lightly. It was not so much pain of the ice pack touching, but just how cold it felt on such a sensitive area. Kairi gently laid in right on the center and put no more pressure on the wounded area.

Sora stared from the side, looked very much disheveled, but a little calmer after his yelling fit. "Jeez, I am really sorry, Riku! I didn't mean to hit you." Sora pulled at his hair and looked to Kairi, "…He can't die from this, right?"

"Well, I think he only has an acute injury. I mean…there is no bleeding apparent, so…" She looked at the pants, which stayed their blue color.

"Acute? Bull this is acute!" Riku mumbled, a lot clearly and louder then before, but his voice was a few octaves higher. He squirmed, but groaned out again and laid out flat.

"Well, if you want, we could always take you to the doctor." Kairi suggest.

Riku mutter, "I can bare it. I ain't dead." He was not a weakling that needed a doctor.

"Well, maybe we should take you to a doctor…because…I bet that really hurt." Sora stated.

Riku glare up at him, "Yes, Sora, it really hurt. Thank you for your support!" Riku's face the whole time had been an awful shade of purple-red that horribly clashed with his hair. However, his regular skin tone was slowly returning, though changed up to an uncomfortable red at Sora's comment.

"Do you feel like you are about to pass out?" Kairi asked, moving away from the ice and using her hands instead to brush his bangs and hold one of his hands.

"I think…I already did." Riku stated, now looked up at the sky, willing himself to slow his breathing, "I think I blacked out when I got hit. But…I don't feel like it now."

"Okay, how about throwing up?" Kairi asked.

"…The world feels like it's spinning…" He paused, as if thinking, "My guts good. Just light headed."

"Alright, I think you'll be fine." The girl responded. She stopped brushing his hair for a moment to pull out a paper from a kit and checked it over. "Alright, basic first aid treatment is R. I. C. E. Which basically means rise and rinse, depending on the wound."

A silence followed.

"Well, until Riku pees, we won't know if he is bleeding." Sora suddenly blurred out. "And I don't think he can rise his hips up long enough to-"

"You, you just shut now." Riku growled and raised one of his hands to his head

Kairi giggled at them, and Riku gave her a mean glare, but did not make any comments to her; his expression was enough. She simply laughed at the glare and continued the steps, "Well, the second step is to ice. And we already did that." She looks at the third step, and then slightly titters. "Third is to compress."

There was another silence.

Sora opened his mouth, but Riku, even though his eyes were covered with the back of his wrist, replied sourly, "No Sora."

"But-"

"What's the last part, Kairi?" Riku asked.

"..Elevate…" She said, bringing the hand that once brushed in his head to her mouth. "Though, it says for…these types of assaults, you should…support." She replied. "Guess that means…no commando for a while."

Sora chuckled behind his hands while Riku groaned lightly and commented equally lightly. "Give me a few…more minutes. Then…maybe you two can help me on a boat."

"Well, I have carried you before, but that was more you leaning on me half way. I don't know how me and Kairi can carry you to keep it elevated. After all, you are bigger then us and Kairi has the girly arms-" Riku, during Sora's little rant, grabbed the wooden sword he brought with him, and started to whack Sora as hard as he could.

"Just shut up!"

"Ow! I'm sorry I took your manhood away!" Sora replied, defending himself weakly out of guilt and because Riku was not hitting him that hard.

"My manhood is just fine!"

As soon as Riku started swinging his weapon wildly, Kairi stood up and walked away. Actually, she more or less scampered off, anxious about any of the wild blows hitting her. She left with an excused about running to find or make a stretcher. Both boys were caught up with their…pain.

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Ah, fun. This is part one of part two. Part two is really short, but these are suppose to be drabbles. And after that long one I did about Riku's "Possessiveness," I do not think a short one would be bad. And this one is not really romantic, but it's still the Destiny Trio.