WARNING: WARNING: CODE RED! WARNING: WARNING:
So yeah, hankypanky time
WARNING: WARNING: CODE RED! WARNING: WARNING:

"You're not going to that woman." Ferb said when we walked into my apartment. I turned around, ready to argue. "I have to. If I don't Steven will ruin your good reputation." Ferb catched up with me in one long stride and held me firmly in his arms. "Jane, that editor woman is probably the one behind all this. I almost lost you twice in two days now. I'm not going to let you get hurt tomorrow." He said it so sweetly, he wasn't angry, just worried. I cupped his face with both my hands. "Ferb, I'll be just fine. Mrs. George just wants a story to fill pages, it's Steven who's set on revenge. He's mad at me for not sleeping with him when I worked at the paper. Trust me, Mrs. George is not the problem here. I'll give here the story she wants, the real story." Ferb wasn't buying it yet. I was slowly moving us to my bedroom. "How you charming you are, and how bravely you saved me. Yes the whole city will know about us, but they will read a story about a couragious and handsome young man won the heart of a fair, yet clumsy, maiden in distress." We had reached the bed now, and Ferb had come around long before we had even reached my door.

Ferb suddenly jerked my legs away, dropping me to the bed. "That does sound like a great story. My fair maiden." Ferb hovered very close over me now. "My brave knight, save me from these evil clothes!" I giggled. "Gladly." Ferb positively growled that last word. He got rid of my shirt, while I got busy with his, after that he started to work on my pants. While Ferb was busy with my buttons, I was distracting him by kissing his neck and chest. When my pants had hit the ground Ferb returned the favour, more figorously than me. "Ferb, Ferb." I was moaning already. "Oh Ferb, condom, Oh!" His hand had found my folds and his fingers were deep inside me. "Oh, that's cold!" I sqealed, Ferb just laughed at the effect his tough had on my sanity. "Oh Yes Ferb, oh. Condom, do you have a…" Ferb got off the bed and fished a whole pack of condoms from his bag next his clothes. "You ran out last night, so I got us some new ones." "I Like your thinking Fletcher. Like a real rockstar." I panted while I unhooked my bra. "That's because I am a real rockstar baby. And I'll show it to you." With one swoop he pulled my panties down and went back to fingering me, this time he was rougher, a lot rougher. His hand was almost violating me downstairs while his mouth was latched on my left breast, sucking, sqeazing and gently biting. My nerves system could hardly comprehend what was happening with my body. When the stars before my eyes had faded a bit I started to tug on Ferb's boxers, while he was still pounding his hand into me. He got the hint and used his spare hand to get pull his boxers down. For a moment he stopped touching me to put on one of the condoms. But when he lined himself up with my entrance, I used my legs to grab him and flipped us over. Before he could protest I lowered myself down on him and started to move. "Let me do the work tonight." I said, trying to sound seductively, I leaned down to kiss Ferb's neck. "Just lay back, and let me take care of you. My hero." I whispered. And it seemed to work, the usually so rational man, stoic and silent, was now reduced to a moaning mess. "Jane, Jane." Hearing him say my name like that did it for me. My muscles tightened around Ferb's member, I wanted to collapse but he was not done yet. Damn this boy had stamina. I rode out my climax muttering his name over and over again. This pushed him over the edge, allowing me to finally fall down on his toned chest.

After we both had caught our breath again Ferb sneaked away for a bit to throw away the condom, then he quickly came back to me. "That was amazing. It's always amazing, you're always amazing." I was rambling into Ferb's soft embrace. "And you're adorable." Ferb whispered back.

The sunlight was shining through the window, right in my eyes, waking me up in Ferb's arms. "Goodmorning beautiful."He said with a slightly groaning morning voice. "Hmm, goodmorning handsome."

THUMP THUMP
Someone was knocking on my door. I got up, softly muttering insults to whomever was interrupting the moment. "Jane, Ferb. You guys ready to go?" Phineas. Going? Right, paper article, Mrs. George. "Goodmorning to you too Phin. Can you give us a moment?" I asked as politely as I could muster. "Why? it's been day for hours. We can get breakfast on the go if you want." Argh, morning people. "Just let us get dressed alright." I said, slowly starting to panick. He was rushing me, in the morning, and that's never a good combination. "Still?" I was going to reply when I felt a hand on my shoulder. Ferb gave me a quick, I'll handle it look. "Phineas, go away." It coulnd't be that simple, could it? "Oh, sorry Ferb. I'll leave you guys to it then." Apparantly it could. I sighed, giving Ferb gratefull eyes. "Thank you. How did you know that would work?" I asked. Ferb shrugged. "It's this code we made up when we went to college. 'Go away' simply meant, leave alone with my lady friend. I might get lucky again." He said like it was nothing, pulling me close. "Wait what! So he knows we…, and again?" I said confused. "Darling the whole floor probably knows, you are quite loud. And only if you're up for it." He said with a cheeky wink. "Oh very funny. And you're not getting anything right now, I can hardly walk after last night." I said, shuffling to my bedroom to get dressed. Ferb took pity on me and lifted me in his arms, bridal style. "I guess I did a good job then." He joked while I snuggled in close. "Hmm, you always do a great job."

If only all arguements could be solved like that. Leave me a funny joke or story in a review, pretty please