February 13
Over the course of a couple weeks Randy had convinced John to go down to the courthouse on February 14th so they could get married. On his way home from work Randy picked up the clothes that he and John intended to wear from the dry cleaners. At the house he hung each outfit in their separate closets then changed his clothes. Eddie would be coming later to make them dinner and the next day for the small dinner Valentine's dinner they were having with their parents. While the younger man was cleaning the dogs' bowls and refilling them with water his soon-to-be husband came walking in
"Sheena!" He yelped after the older man goosed him. John chuckled
"Yes?"
"Just grabbing my ass like that."
"You're lucky I found it." Randy snarled
"Where you been? You're not in work clothes."
"I left work early because I had an appointment."
"Appointment? You alright?"
"Yea."
"What was the appointment for then?" The tall man watched as the older slowly removed his shirt. "Yooo! You got tatted! Does it say Juicy?"
"No it doesn't say Juicy." Together they peeled the cellophane off
"Is that for me?"
"Probably."
"Why you ain't get my name?"
"Because I'm not stupid."
"I'm fuckin with you. I love it…I can't believe you did this! It's like I don't even know you."
"Randella."
"I'm feelin some type way about you marking your perfect skin for me." Randy said still looking at the script that read:
You pierce my very soul…
…I have loved none but you
"Ribs are a big deal and you did them on your first tattoo. Did it hurt?"
"No more than this relationship."
"Sheena." Randy deadpanned
"Aha. I'm kidding. It did hurt but not that much."
"Keep it covered until you take a shower." The younger man said placing the cellophane back over the wound. "Thank you." He said kissing the shorter man
"Thank you."
"I've been meaning to ask if we're writing our own vows or no."
"For tomorrow?"
"Mexico."
"I have a few rough drafts of things I'd like to say. I can turn it into vows if need be."
"Shit. I better get started then. It's going to take these two months to think of something nice enough to say about you."
"Oh. Good one." John said pulling a shirt over his head
"Why you puttin that back on?"
"Because it's my shirt."
"I like it better when you shirtless." He took his shirt off for the second time in a matter of five minutes. "Thank you, Juicy."
"You're welcome. Do we need to clean up outside?"
"I don't know. I peeked out there earlier and debated on it in my head."
"Since our parents are coming I should go scoop some poop and at least wash down the patio."
"You do that. I'm not one for manual work."
"I would never ask. Just stand around and be hot. That's all I ask."
"I got you." John smiled as he went outside. He cleaned the yard and afterwards he put down patio brick cleaner and properly cleaned their patio. John jumped a little when Randy came up on the side of him with a beer
"Did you walk around the house?"
"Sorta. I went through the sliding doors in our bedroom."
"Oh. Thank you. I'll move the furniture tomorrow before we leave for the courthouse and that way this has all night to dry."
"Looks good…smells good too." John chuckled
"I need a shower."
"Before dinner?"
"Yes. It's so weird you like me sweaty."
"It is. Can't even argue with you about that."
"Make sure the door's unlocked for Eddie then come get in the shower with me." The older man said walking away. When John was out of sight, Randy did a quick dance then rushed into the house
Next Morning
Randy worked his hips back and forth as he sat atop and rode him slowly
"Fuck." John breathed feeling the inner muscles squeezing around his dick. "Faster."
"No." The older man whimpered when the man riding him began to rotate in a counter clockwise motion. He gripped the younger man's hips tightly in his hands. "Don't you dare." John gently thrust upward. "No." Randy whispered. John did it again. "John." Randy moaned
"What?" The older man asked with a smirk
"Cut it the fuck out."
"Then do what I say. I said harder, didn't I?" The tall man leaned back and placed a hand on each of John's thighs then proceeded to grind hard against his man. "Oh fuck!" John cried as his back arched. Both men felt tingling throughout their bodies as they raced toward fantastic orgasms. With one hand John took hold of Randy's bouncing cock and gave it a few meaningful tugs. The younger man threw his head back and climaxed. The older man flipped them over and pumped his hips until he ejaculated
"We get married today." He said after kissing his fiancé
"We do thanks to me."
"Oh did you propose?"
"Don't argue with me Sheena."
"No arguing." John said brushing his fingers over Randy's cheekbones. "Not today." While Brian cooked breakfast, John and Randy arranged the furniture on the patio and pulled out their "good" dishes and silverware
"We can set the table when we come back." Randy spoke. John finished chewing before saying
"Okay. We can use those net dome covers mom insisted on buying for us."
"Them shits will come in handy. Good thinkin, Juicy."
"Thanks."
Later: Scottsdale Court Magistrate
"I'm surprised this hasn't happened sooner."
"What are you talking about, ma?" John asked
"There have been times I thought you'd call and tell me you and Randy ran off and got hitched…especially with how excited his mom gets about the two of you." He laughed
"She may like Randella and me more than we like us."
"That would not surprise me. I'm glad you'll have her as a mother-in-law."
"Me too. Randy got lucky…you're not too bad."
"John Felix." The woman said smacking his arm. "I'm great."
"You are great."
"What time should we be over for dinner again?"
"Five should be fine. We're serving drinks and little appetizers first. We'll sit down to dinner around 6 most likely."
"Sounds good."
"We're up next." Randy told them
"Quick question," Mrs. Cena said. "What date will you celebrate as your anniversary?"
"April 10th." The men answered in unison
"Oh. That was simple enough." When the courtroom was free the group filed in with their parents standing on opposite sides with Randy and John in front of the judges' bench
….
"My mom asked why no one was allowed to come over after the ceremony."
"Of course she did." John responded into the crook of Randy's neck. "What did you tell her?"
"I really didn't have to say anything once she saw the look on my face. Called us freaks."
"Having a healthy sex life does not make us freaks…I mean we can get freaky but freaks on the regular we are not."
"She a hater."
"Mom is a hater." After a long silence the younger man announced
"I have to piss."
"Okay then." Randy slipped out of bed and on his way to the bathroom he licked his hand and gave John's naked ass a smack. "Randy!" He laughed and skittered off. "…trying to make my ass as flat as his." John murmured
Later
"Are you happy your daddies are married now?" Randy asked the brood as they simultaneously wagged their stubby tails
"I don't think they care."
"Yes they do."
"Right. Give me a kiss." John said slipping an arm around his husband. Randy leaned down and kissed the other man deeply
"Hello!?" Randy's mom called. "Oh hello!" She said walking in on the men. "I'd forgotten that you're newlyweds so I have to be careful waltzing in here now."
"You should've been careful before rollin up in here before."
"Mmhm, right. I saw your brother a little while ago and he gave this to me to give to you." The tall man took the envelope from his mother and opened it
"Oh wow." He said. "This was unexpected."
"What's it say?" John asked
"Once in a while, in the middle of an ordinary life, love comes along and brings you a fairy tale."
"Aww."
"But he also wrote his own message:
Randy and John -
May God bless you both with love and happiness on this day and all the days coming. The love you share, is immense and sweet. May your love never fade away. I wish you a marriage, filled with loads of joy, love and care. May your feelings and emotions for each other only grow deep and strong with time. All the best for the times ahead. Wishing you a happily ever after
Nathan
"Oh my God." Mrs. Orton and John both said after Randy finished reading
"I know, right!? Nate just fucked up my whole life with this."
"I got one boy getting married and the other coming out as a poet." Cowboy chimed in
"What a little fuck-face. Can you scrapbook it for us, mom?"
"Oh of course, Johnny. This needs to be scrapbooked it's so precious. My boys are so sweet. I did a terrific job."
"Get the First Aid kit, Sheena. She bout to hurt herself." John laughed loudly. A little after 6 Eddie served the first dish of the all seafood dinner
"I almost stuffed myself on those salmon deviled eggs and shrimp ceviche." John's dad Fabo said
"Those were delicious."
"We're paying a lot of money for this so even if you feel full, I need you to stuff the rest of this food in there." In the corner everyone heard Eddie laugh
"Don't worry, John, we'll eat." His dad assured him
"These scallops are so tender."
"Want one, KeKe?" Randy scrunched his nose. "You've never had one so how do you know that you don't like them?"
"They look weird."
"Have a bite." John said offering his fork. Tentatively the other man pulled the crustacean from the flatware and chewed
"I've been trying to get that butthead to try scallops since he was a kid."
"You were too mean about it." Randy answered
"Did you like it?"
"Yes."
"See?"
"Aight Sheena, you got one."
"Did the two of you actually celebrate Valentine's Day or was it just your ceremony?"
"I'd forgotten today was a holiday to be honest."
"So did I."
"That means no gifts then?"
"I'm all the gift Juicy needs." Randy retorted. "Forever and ever." John frowned. "I seen that."
"Thank you." Mrs. Orton said as Eddie placed the cracked lobster tail in front of her. "I look forward to the gift exchange between the two of you."
"We decided we wouldn't this year."
"Next year better be good then." The woman said
"Or what? You going to break up with Juicy and me? He and I can finally have a two-person relationship?"
"Oh you know that's not going to happen honey." Everyone at the table laughed
Later
"So we're having roasted chicken and rib-eye for dinner at the reception?"
"I thought so."
"Are you sure we don't need some sort of fish?"
"Why are you doing this right now?" John asked looking over at his husband
"Because I want to finalize these details and not have to worry about it anymore. I apparently need to get started on some vows for you."
"Oh my God. You do not need to write vows for me if you don't want to."
"Well that ain't right."
"I think we know our family and friends well enough and we know that all of them will be fine with either the steak or chicken. No fish."
"Okay." Randy said typing in his email to the venue
Mid-March
That morning John and Randy had dropped the dogs off at the doggy spa for a day of relaxation while they had massages then manicures and pedicures. On the way back home they stopped and picked up lunch from a cute little sandwich shop they liked
"What time is that lady getting here?" John asked grabbing two bottles of Honest Tea from a refrigerator
"In about an hour. Do you want to watch a movie after she leaves?"
"I was hoping we could do something else after she leaves."
"Oh. Make a movie?" Randy asked with a laugh. "We'll see."
"We'll see?" The older man asked. "Why are you doing this to me?"
"Please."
"Who is that?" He asked placing the bottles on the table where the younger man sat
"I don't know. Maybe she's early. Damn, I wanted to eat my sandwich."
"I'll get it." John offered. He disappeared from the kitchen and walked around the corridor then stopped in his tracks. "You better be here for a really really good reason." He spoke no sooner than he opened the door
"I swear I am. I don't want any kind of trouble." Cody responded
"Then you may come in." John took the fruit basket away from him
"What the hell is that?" Randy asked. "Someone sent it here?"
"Not exactly."
"Oh hell nah." He said when he saw his cousin. "Why did you let him in?"
"Cody told me that he's not here to cause trouble," John answered. "And he better not be or I'm going back to prison for real." He said looking at the younger man
"What do you want Cody?"
"To apologize."
"We've been through this before. We toasted happily like we was in some corny ass movie and I thought that was the end of it but that wasn't the end of your bullshit, was it?" It was a rhetorical question. "I had to worry about whether or not my husband – put that back," Randy said when John moved his sandwich
"Yes sir." He put the plate back down on the table
"I had to worry about whether or not my husband was going to go back to prison because of the company you kept."
"Husband? You guys are married already? I thought the wedding was next month."
"We are and it is but that's beside the point right now. Tell me why I should sit here and listen to you. Give me one good reason why I shouldn't kick a fuckboy like you out my house. Tell me why," The tall man added punctuating each word with a clap of his hands. "I shouldn't toss ya ass up out of here like you Jazz from The Fresh Prince of Bel Air? Because that's where I am at this particular point and time with you."
"Well Thomas is completely out of my life for one."
"Thomas never should have been in ya life if we bein honest."
"Aside from you breaking the hell out of my nose, which I deserved, you've always been a friend to me Randy."
"I know you deserved that broken nose just like I know that I've always been a friend to you…even when I shouldn't have."
"And I was wrong. I was wrong for ever even conversing with Thomas when you weren't around. I was wrong for not telling you that he was hitting on me. I was wrong for not being a true friend to you and I was wrong for doing what I did with him, for as long as I did, behind your back. I was wrong for trying to get in between you and John and I was wrong for not being legitimately happy for you when I knew in my heart the two of you are perfect for each other. I was also wrong for being an asshole probably since birth. No one ever deserved that but especially not you…because you've always had my back in everything."
"Thomas was hitting on you?"
"Yes."
"That makes me only a little less mad at you."
"You should still be mad because I know how to say no. I most definitely should have said no and made it a firm answer." Both men looked behind them at John who was trying desperately to get into the tough plastic wrapped around the fruit basket
"Just pull the damn ribbon, Sheena. Shit."
"Oh." John said giving it a tug
"Sittin up here listening to ya hungry ass tryin to open that thing."
"Why didn't you come over here and help me if it was so bothersome."
"Just get the damn fruit out." The older man triumphantly grabbed a skewer
"I've been wanting to tell you all of this for such a long time but didn't have the courage. After John beat the shit out of Thomas and remembering you beating me up that time had me scared." John chuckled
"As much as I might want to you know I'm not just going to hit you for no reason and he's not either."
"But I have wanted to hit you." He added
"Sheena."
"My point is that I've wanted to but haven't. And I only hit Thomas because he fucked with Randy and that you don't do. You damn sure don't do it with me around. He's not that bright obviously."
"No he's not." Cody replied. "Also, thanks for not evicting me from your house."
"I ain't even think about that house to be honest…and you kept paying the rent so you good."
"But are we good?" Randy sighed and looked at John
"You want me to answer?"
"I want you to help me since you've been right from the jump."
"You know what I truly want to say but you and I disagree on that. Have a bottom line and stick to it no matter how it may hurt you. It's not like all this hasn't hurt you before…or cost you a pair of glasses." John said eyeing Cody
"I'll pay for your next eye exam and any glasses you want."
"I have been looking at prescription sunglasses."
"Whatever you want."
"Okay Cody, it's going to go like this. You fucked me over multiple times now but I'm giving you one last chance. And I mean one. If you do another thing, even the tiniest, you're out of my life…and Sheena will remind me that you're in my house so I can evict you. You fuck up again and your ass is dead to me. Capita D. Dead…and don't try coming back to life or showing up because I'm getting a restraining order."
"I promise no more."
"I still feel like you getting off too easy but it is what it is and only time will tell what your true feelings are."
"Now it might be too soon to bring this up,"
"Ah shit." John muttered
"But I didn't get an invitation to the wedding. I assumed my mailman lost it."
"Now you know damn well that mailman ain't lose it. You weren't invited but there is room for you. It's April 10th – are you coming?"
"Absolutely."
"Then I'll add your name to the list,"
"Hold on," Cody interrupted and turned to John. "Is that okay with you?"
"Yes. Randella and I had talked about it."
"Oh, okay."
"So I'll add your actual name to the guest list but your mom is not invited."
"Why?"
"She's not welcome. That woman never apologized for hitting Juicy."
"She won't."
"I know that so she ain't comin."
"Fair enough."
"Also – I know how crafty you can be so you're going to put our favors together. This isn't an option and they better look nice too."
"I can do that. Do I have to make them or did the two of you have something in mind?"
"We have everything needed but haven't put it together. I was going to ask my mom if she could."
"No, I'll do it. Where's the stuff?"
"In a guest room. You need to make sure it gets to Mexico too."
"Just give me a phone number and the address of the hotel and I'll have it taken care of." In a few trips the men had loaded Cody's car with all the pieces of the "Swag Bags" for guests and the wedding favors also intended for the guests
"Who's that?" He asked
"Must be the lady who's going to make wedding outfits for the kids." Cody shook his head
"I need food and a nap so I'm leaving. Thanks for hearing me out and accepting my apology."
"Yea, yea. Don't prove Sheena right."
"He already did."
"I'll show you a new and improved me."
"I really hope you do, Cody." John said
"After I put one of the favors together I'll send you a picture."
"Okay."
"See you guys later."
"Bye." The older men said in unison. "Hello." They then said to the woman approaching them
"Hi there!"
"I'm Randy and this is my other-half John."
"I'm Kathy."
"Come on in."
"What a lovely home you have."
"Thank you."
"Okay, this is the thing,"
"Okay." Kathy said with hesitation
"Our dogs like to hide when people come over so we need to find them." She laughed
"How about we talk about fabric and colors and then we can find them?"
"Good plan."
"We're getting married in Mexico next month on hotel grounds but you can see the beach in the background,"
"So it's not truly a beach wedding?"
"Right." John affirmed. "Randy's wearing an turquoise shirt while mine is a very light lilac color,"
"Pretty."
"It makes sense to us for our two female dogs to wear dresses those colors."
"Alright. What are you thinking for the fellas?"
"Same thing," Randy spoke. "But with bowties and if it's at all possible, cuffs."
"It's very possible. Just the two front legs?"
"Yes. Also, they hate elastic around their necks so can you make the bowties with something else?"
"Mmhm." The trio went on designing wedding apparel for the kids then John and Randy went and found the dogs tucked away in their bedroom on their couches
….
John groaned after Randy grinded hard on him. He had a grip on the tall man's hips and guided them while they moved back and forth. They kissed hungrily as the younger man moved faster and faster
"Boys?!" Randy's mom called walking in
"Mom!" They shouted
"Oh my God! I'm sorry!" She said running from the room. John grabbed the extra blanket on the couch and used it to cover Randy. He used his own hands to cover himself
"What the hell is she doing here!?" Randy rasped
"I don't know. Didn't you tell her that we'd pick her up like usual?"
"No but isn't that what we usually do? Why would she come over!?"
"Stop yelling at me." John said starting the shower. "It's almost 7." The tall man shook his head as he roughly lathered his body. The men showered and changed
"I do not want to go out there."
"I'm not all that thrilled about it but I can say that I'm sure she's just as embarrassed about this as we are."
"I love her and I know you do too but we need to set some boundaries and rules about coming into the house now. It's gone too far."
"You know I stand beside you in whatever decision you make." Randy kissed his husband and marched from the room
"Mom!"
"Yea?" The woman replied peeking around the corner. "I'm so sorry you guys."
"Mmhm, about that. We need to establish some things after that mess."
"Okay."
"First, what are you doing here?"
"Your daddy dropped me off. I know you usually pick me up but I thought I'd save you the trip."
"Oh. Well you know that you're always more than welcome to come over but knock or announce when you're in the house from now on please."
"Not a problem. Not problem at all. And hey, if it makes you feel any better I didn't see all that much…just you on top,"
"Mom!" Randy barked. "Stop!"
"I must've said too much." The woman said looking at her son-in-law. John nodded