***AUTHOR'S NOTE***
Serylda crept quietly through the dark house, it was at least three in the morning here. She silently moved past the sleeping dog, swiftly tip toed up the stairs, and turned the corner at the end of the hallway to enter a bedroom.
The room was dark, with the exception of a large projection of the time on the roof.
"That's cool." She mused, and moved to the bed.
Sitting on the edge of a bed a figure with messy dark hair, an average build, and wide shoulders.
He was wearing a 'FUCK YOU TEEMO' shirt, as well as a long pair of boxer shorts.
He was leaned over a small tablet, typing furiously on a keyboard, he was clearly writing something, possibly the next chapter of her story.
She quietly crawled on the bed, and moved so that she was right behind him.
Getting on her knees, she placed herself down so that the bottom of her breasts was only inches away from the top of his head.
"HONEYBADGERDC I'M BACK!" Serylda cheered
"AYAH!" He cried, shooting up.
She yelped as his head smacked into her breasts, knocking them into her own face.
"OW!" She exclaimed.
"THE FUCK!? YOU'RE BACK?!" He yelled.
"I am indeed!" Serylda said, happily, rubbing her nose.
"WHY THE HELL ARE YOU HERE AT 3 IN THE MORNING?!" He cried.
"I thought you'd be excited to have a hot girl in your bedroom, it's not like it's ever happened before." She teased.
His eyes narrowed, "For your information, Serylda, it's happened plenty of times-"
"EW! GOD DON'T GIVE ME DETAILS!"
"The fuck is your problem?"
"YOU'RE TECHNICALLY MY DAD, RIGHT?!"
"No, my fictional character is your dad."
"BUT YOU CREATED US ALL."
"Huh, never thought about it like that..."
"EWW!"
"EWW!"
"OH MY GOD!"
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT!?"
"Oh, yeah, I just wanted to say, great job at shifting the focus to me, I no longer need to punch you for that." She said.
He rubbed his eyes and nodded
"But..."
He yelped as she smacked him over the head, "WHAT KIND OF SCENE WAS THAT?"
"OW! WHAT SCENE?!"
"MY KISS WITH MARCUS!"
He looked at her, oddly, "I thought you'd like that?" He inquired.
"I WANTED MORE!" She yelled, agitated.
A small amount of blood trickled from his nose.
"Eh heh heh heh!" He chuckled, only to get smacked over the head again.
"YOU'RE SUCH A PERVERTED JACKASS, WHY DOES ONLY ESMERELDA HAVE A SCENE AND NOT ME?!"
"I FIND ESMERELDA AND FANG A BETTER PAIR TO WRITE ABOUT!"
"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY!?"
"Whoops, I did not mean to say that out loud."
"WHAT. THE. FUCK."
"Yeah, my bad."
She put her hand on her face for a second, unable to even look at him.
"Three things." She growled.
He looked at her, terrified.
"One. Thanks for the shift in focus"
He nodded.
"Two. The story has been mostly comedy lately, we need action again."
He nodded, "Don't worry, some crazy stuff is coming up."
"Three. I want..." Her voice trailed off as she blushed.
"Yeah?"
"I want... a scene with Marcus..." She whispered.
He twitched, the blood draining from his face.
"Yeah, that being said, I'm leaving now." She stated.
As she began to leave, she felt a tingling sensation. Looking down, she saw that her bust had almost doubled in size.
"Change. Them. Back." She growled, not turning around.
No reply, but her breasts instantly returned to normal size, followed by a loud "HEH HEH HEH!"
Without facing him, she quickly grabbed a book off a nearby self, and tossed it in the direction of the chuckling.
"OW!"
"Pervert." She mused.
Haha, hey everyone! YUS, I DID IT AGAIN. Sorry about there not being an author's note in the last chapter, I was in such a rush to get it out that I didn't think to write one! I have BIG plans coming up for Serylda, so keep reading! Special thanks to Genesis011 for making an appearance in the last chapter, YES, HE HELPED WRITE THAT SCENE. We laughed so hard at the thought of my daughter and his son getting together. Well, first we got nauseous and puked rainbows, but that's besides the point. (We all know his bloodline is unworthy of mine anyways, LOL). (Genesis, don't end me plez).
YES, TO EVERYONE WHO HAS ASKED, TRUNDLE IS DEAD. IT WASN'T A DECOY, IT WASN'T A ZHONYA'S, THERE WAS NO TELEPORTING, TRUNDLE IS IN THOUSANDS OF ITTY BITTY PIECES.
Those will most likely stink when they thaw.
Anyways, BIG stuff coming up, including the death of a major character... and the return of an old enemy of the Badger family.
Thanks for the continued support!
By the way, if you want to add me, I don't mind it. In fact, I welcome it, but if you add me, please at least ask me a question or something. When a fan messages me and says "Hi" and never messages me again, I kinda just sit there going "Dafuq". Lol.
PEACE, I LOVE YOU ALL, DON'T MOURN TRUNDLE, ALL HE DID WAS TROLL.
-HoneyBadgerDC
"Hey, Esmerelda, how does this look?" Serylda asked, turning around.
She, her sister, and the moon girl, Luna, were all going to Noxus on a triple date. Apparently, there was going to be a film festival, and all three of their guys had gotten the same idea.
Esmerelda had taken the two to her home, which was currently being used by her and her brother. Fiora had moved back to her manor, while her father now lived with Sejuani.
Serylda was attempting to get her makeup right, but it was not something she was used to.
"Like you got two black eyes." Esmerelda replied.
"You look like a panda bear!" Luna giggled.
Serylda laughed, and wiped the makeup off for the third time, she wasn't getting the hang of it.
"Here, let me show you what to do" Esmerelda said, walking over.
Serylda watched, intently, as Esmerelda did her own eyes again, to show how to properly apply everything.
"I still fail to see how this is a required thing." Serylda mused.
"Didn't Genesis' son go speechless when he saw you before?" Esmerelda inquired.
"Yeah, I guess?"
"Great, that's why it's a required thing. Knocking guys speechless is always the goal."
"But if they're speechless, they won't be able to talk!" Luna complained.
"Luna, guys don't ACTUALLY go speechless, it means they really like how you look."
"Oh, okay."
Esmerelda sighed, Serylda, while smart, was clueless when it came to this sort of thing. Luna, well, Esmerelda had had more ease talking to bricks.
"Serylda, I have a question" Luna chimed.
"Yeah?"
"What is Volstagg's favorite color?"
Serylda swiveled her chair so that she was facing the girl.
"Why?" She asked, intrigued.
"I want to pick something to wear that matches it." Luna replied.
"Oh wow! Volstagg's your date? I just thought you guys were hanging out! Wait, aren't you dating Jason?"
"That'd be gross, considering he's my half brother."
Esmerelda froze, as did Serylda.
"What?" They asked, together.
"Yeah, Jason and I apparently have the same Dad, the same as you two." Luna continued, nonchalantly.
"So wait, we're all sisters?" Esmerelda asked, stunned.
"That would seem to be the case."
"And you didn't seem it fit to tell us this because...?"
"When Jason found out I knew, he yelled at me. I don't like being yelled at." Luna said, quietly.
Esmerelda raised an eyebrow, her brother wasn't the type to get mad.
"I'm sure it was just poor timing then." Esmerelda mused.
"How do you feel about it?" Luna asked.
Esmerelda smiled, and put her hand on Luna's shoulder.
"Welcome to the family." She said, warmly.
"Hey! How come when you found out we were related, you treated me like garbage!" Serylda complained.
"Because unlike Luna's, my Dad left my Mom for YOURS." Esmerelda growled.
"Excuse me, but your mom-"
"Serylda, do you honestly want to get into this now that we actually get along?"
Serylda thought for a moment, then shook her head.
Luna looked at Serylda, "How about you, Serylda?" She asked.
The Freljordian princess looked at her lunar counterpart, and shrugged.
"I welcomed Jason and Esmerelda with open arms, I haven't changed that mindset." She replied.
Luna smiled widely.
"HUGS!" She yelled.
"OKAY!" Serylda shouted.
"Wait, what?!" Esmerelda cried, before she was crushed between the two.
"Oh god... one has magically enhanced strength, the other has the power of the moon, I'm the only normal one here, and I get to be the one squished in the middle." She squeaked.
"SISTER LOVE!" The other two giggled.
"I.. Can't... Breathe" Esmerelda managed to croak.
The two let her go, she fell to the ground, panting.
She recovered quickly, however, and straightened her hair.
She was about to say something, when she heard a knock on the door.
"Esmerelda, are you there?" A familiar voice asked.
Esmerelda strolled over to the door, and opened it, only to be met Badger's grinning face in the doorway.
"Oh, hi Dad" She greeted him.
"Sejuani told me that Serylda said she was going to be spending time with you, how are my girls doing-" He began to ask, then noticed Luna.
"Oh, hello, Luna" He greeted her.
"Hi Dad." She replied, nonchalantly.
Badger's eyes went wide, he took a step back.
Esmerelda, seeing the shock in his expression, looked at him oddly.
She quickly pulled him out of the room, and shut the door.
"Please tell me you didn't just find out a fact that you didn't know." She sighed.
Badger shook his head, "I knew." He whispered.
"You did? Uh, holy crap? That's a little messed up that you knew about Luna and spent no time with her, yet you didn't know about Serylda, and now you spend a lot of time with her" Esmerelda scolded.
"Luna is a different case. I was specifically told to stay out of her life by her mother, Diana. Perhaps you've heard of her, Tall, gorgeous, commands an overwhelmingly powerful form of ancient magic, could probably kill me in seconds, you know her?" Badger asked.
"Well congrats, that's not happening. But at least you can take comfort in the fact that YOU didn't tell her." Esmerelda said, sarcastically.
Badger was quiet for a moment, "How did she find out? How did you find out?"
He paused again, his eyes narrowed, "How did you react to it?"
Esmerelda shrugged, "I guess Jason told her or something, she told us herself, and I welcomed her to the family." She answered.
"Really? You were actually welcoming to her? You treated Serylda like trash when you two met-"
"We just went over this in the other room."
Badger sighed, Esmerelda looked up a him.
"I think you owe Luna some of your time, maybe you should go talk to this Diana lady." Esmerelda suggested.
Badger was going to reply, but was quickly stopped by Esmerelda.
"Although I'll tell you something, if you go see her, fall in love with her, and leave Sejuani, I think Serylda will be able to do a lot more to you than I did." She teased.
Badger smiled, then frowned, then looked at her, confused.
He shrugged, and once again opened the door to Esmerelda's room.
"Hey, Dad!"
"SERYLDA! PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!"
"WELL IT'S YOUR FAULT FOR NOT KNOCKING FIRST!"
"OH MY GOD, THIS IS NOT OKAY FOR A FATHER TO SEE!"
"THEN WHY ARE YOU STILL STARING!"
"You have the same birthmark on your chest as I do."
"Aww."
"WAIT WHAT THE HELL, NO, PUT SOMETHING ON RIGHT NOW!"
"FINE, GOD!"
Esmerelda twitched.
"OUT, OUT, OUT, OUT!" Badger yelled.
The door swung open, and out came Serylda, completely naked with the exception of a black pair of panties.
"I don't see what the big deal is, it's just my chest." Serylda grumbled.
Esmerelda twitched again.
"Esmerelda, can you explain this to me? I honestly don't see why guys stare at them so much, or why Volstagg constantly risks getting a fist to the face to touch them. To be honest, I find them annoying." Serylda inquired, bouncing her breasts up and down with her hands.
Esmerelda shrugged, "Fang once explained to me that breasts aren't really part of a woman's body, they're actually 'filled with the hopes and dreams of men'. To be honest, I'm pretty sure he was high out of his mind when he said it." She replied.
"Hopes and dreams of men? Huh, that's dumb." Serylda mumbled.
"It's not that bad, using them, you can completely control a guy." Esmerelda giggled, winking.
"I hate having a big chest" Serylda pouted.
"I'd kill for your rack." Esmerelda growled.
"What? Why? Yours are so much more preferable." Serylda replied.
Without warning, she grabbed Esmerelda's shirt, and ripped it off.
Before Esmerelda could react, her chest was being tugged on, hard.
"What the hell are you doing?!" Esmerelda cried, shocked.
"Come on, look at these Esmerelda, they're so much nicer than mine" Serylda cooed as she fondled her sister's breasts.
"Stop it! Knock it off!"
"Wow, I can actually see how you can control guys with these, they're really fun!"
"I said KNOCK IT OFF!"
Serylda yelped as Esmerelda latched onto her own exposed chest.
"Esmerelda don't! Please- ohhhh yeahh..."
"Yeah, how do you like that?! Not so fun when the tables are turned, is it?!"
"Oh god... that feels so good..."
"Yeah! Wait, what?!"
"DON'T STOP!"
"You aren't serious."
"I FEEL SO HOT"
Serylda turned scarlet as her jaw dropped, she panted heavily.
"Wow, did you just..." Esmerelda whispered.
Serylda continued to pant, she was shaking.
"I'm sorry, I didn't realize you were so sensitive" Esmerelda said, releasing her grip.
"I'm... not... sensitive..." Serylda whispered.
At that moment, the door to Esmerelda's room opened, and Badger stepped out.
If he was at all surprised by the sight of his daughters half naked, he didn't let it show.
They heard him inhale sharply through his nose.
"What smells like sweat and shame?" He asked.
Serylda and Esmerelda let their heads droop.
Marcus Genesis stood at the fairgrounds entrance, waiting patiently for his date to come.
He rubbed some of the sleep from his eyes, he was tired after yet another night of comedic arguments with his father.
Genesis Sr. couldn't understand why Marcus was so intent on dating Serylda, while his mother was just pleased that he had found a girl he liked.
He sighed, dating the daughter of his father's best friend was kinda weird, but shouldn't his dad be happy about it? Hell, if they lasted long enough, the two friends might end up related.
Marcus closed his eyes smiled at the thought, he'd only been dating Serylda for a few weeks now, but there was something special about her, something truly amazing.
As he leaned against the gate in reflection, he heard a strange sound.
His eyes opened again, only to be greeted with the sight of a massive creature in front of him.
The easiest way to describe it was a tiger on two legs, although his body was similar to that of a human's. His face was a jungle cat's, his neck was hidden by a thick, black mane.
His arms were covered with orange fur with black stripes, as were his exposed feet. A long, sweeping tail flicked in multiple directions behind it.
He was wearing a simple outfit of a black PENTAKILL T-shirt and gym shorts.
Marcus would've been terrified, if he hadn't seen this creature escort Serylda on their first date.
The creature held it's arm out, and smiled, revealing enormous fangs in it's mouth.
"You're Marcus, right?" It asked in a very-human voice.
"Y-Yeah" Marcus replied, holding out his own hand.
He couldn't help but smile when he saw that the creature had pink fur in it's palms.
"I'm Fang, I'm Serylda's sister's boyfriend." The tiger man introduced himself.
"Nice to meet you, Fang."
"Likewise."
Fang took a spot next to Marcus on the gate.
"Any sign of any of the girls?" He asked, yawning.
Marcus shivered when he saw row upon row of sharp canines.
Fang looked at him, and smiled again.
"I can sense that you're afraid of something. If my appearance frightens you, don't be concerned. I am not only a pacifist, but a vegetarian." He chuckled.
Marcus relaxed a little bit at that information.
"Besides, I don't like the taste of humans." Fang teased.
Marcus once again tensed up, Fang broke out laughing.
"Dude, I'm joking with you, I've never eaten anyone." He chuckled.
Marcus looked at him, then laughed too.
"Hey, Fang!" a voice called.
Marcus turned to look in the direction of the voice, Fang smile grew.
Another young man approached them, although this one was actually human.
He was a taller than Marcus, with wide shoulders and a much more muscled build.
He was in a white, collared shirt, khaki pants, and boots. He had a short, black beard and mustache, as well as long, straight black hair that went past his shoulders in the back.
"Hey, Volstagg, what's up?" Fang asked.
"Not much, Fang, just here to meet my lady friend." Volstagg chuckled.
His eyes turned to Marcus, they narrowed.
"You. You're dating Serylda, right?" He asked.
"Yeah." Marcus replied.
Volstagg moved so that he was inches away from his face.
"Serylda is like a sister to me. You do anything that upsets her, anything that remotely hurts her, I will make your life a living hell." He growled.
Marcus gulped, Fang grinned.
Volstagg's expression lightened considerably, however, and he grinned.
"That being said, nice to meet you man, the name is Volstagg, Prince Volstagg of the Avarosa." He chuckled.
Marcus swallowed again, but shook the young man's hand.
"I'm Marcus, Marcus Du Couteau Genesis" He said.
"Cool, Serylda has told us about you, you sound like a cool dude." Volstagg said.
Marcus nodded, the three then resumed leaning against the gate.
"So, when do you think they're going to show up? They're a little late." Marcus asked.
Volstagg shrugged, Fang merely smiled more.
"They said they were going to get some stuff before they came here, I don't remember if they were going to eat or shop or whatever."
"Ha! Women!" Volstagg chuckled.
The three laughed, then noticed a portal opening.
Their jaws dropped when three young women came into view.
***AUTHOR'S NOTE***
Cue slow motion hair flips and giant fan effects.
Esmerelda was the first to walk out, her pale skin shining in contrast to her long, black hair, her green eyes gleamed through her dark masquer. She was wearing a scarlet dress that went to her knees, black sandals, and a silver necklace that ended with a sword pendant.
Her nails were bright red, her hair had a single red streak in the front of it.
Right behind her came the other two, their silver hair flowing out behind them in the wind.
Serylda was in the dress she had worn when Marcus had first gone out with her, her blue scarf wrapped sightly around her neck.
"FUCKING HEELS" She thought as she walked, although she knew the guys were staring.
Luna was dressed in a green dress, her hair, normally a long pony tail, was completely let loose, allowing it to move freely.
Her pale eyes glowed from beneath her make up, her light violet skin complimenting her dress perfectly.
"YEAAH!" The guys yelled out, acting like total morons.
The three stopped, (insert generic hot girl posing here), and smiled.
To the guys' continued surprise, however, another figure walked out.
Badger silently walked into view, and moved past his daughters.
He strode over to the girls' dates, smiling.
"I want to see them all back by Eleven, do I make myself clear?" He asked, grinning.
"Come on, Mr. Badger, we're all adults here-" Fang began.
His eyes gleamed red, the atmosphere seemed to grow darker.
"Eleven." He growled through his grin.
"Yes sir!" The three squeaked.
Everything returned to normal, "Good!" He said, cheerily, "Have fun kids, Marcus, tell Genesis that Diana has invited us all to her resort."
Marcus nodded, terrified.
The Summoner turned around, snapped his fingers, and disappeared through another portal.
"Okay, I'm just gonna say it" Volstagg stated.
Everyone looked at him, interested.
"Y'ALL ARE HOT AS HELL!"
Esmerelda laughed, Luna giggled, Serylda smiled.
"Why do I always come underdressed?" Marcus groaned.
"At least clothes fit you. I wear this because nothing else goes over my head!" Fang chuckled.
Everyone laughed, the couples locked arms, and they all moved through the gate to the festival.
Summoner Badger walked out of his portal, back in the Freljord, a grin on his face.
Seeing his daughters so happy, it just made his day.
He yawned, breathing in some cold air, he still wasn't used to living here.
"Troops! At arms!" a familiar voice roared.
Badger raised an eyebrow in interest, and moved towards the yelling.
He grinned, ear to ear, when he saw the cause of the ruckus.
Sejuani, adorned in full battle armor, was standing in front of a group of children, all of whom were dressed in various pieces of protection.
"Sej, what on Runeterra are you doing?"
She smiled, and turned to him.
"At ease, recruits." She stated, the children laughed, and went away to do other activities.
"I'm training the next generation of Winter's Claw warriors, what else does a queen do?" She inquired.
"Well, they go to fancy parties and what-not" Badger replied, grinning.
Her eyes narrowed, "What stupid idea do you have in your head this time?"
He grinned, "I just escorted my lovely daughters to a date, and realized that I myself have not been on one in nearly twenty years."
"Didn't we do that with Genesis and Katarina a little bit ago?" Sejuani inquired.
"That doesn't count!" He chuckled.
He smiled as he put his hands on her waist, "I want to take you someplace special, I want to do something memorable, I know that we are engaged, but we've never actually gone on a date before."
She smiled, then frowned.
"Fine, I will go on a date with you, Jay, but on two conditions."
He raised an eyebrow, "Name them."
"One. I refuse to wear a dress. The thing with Katarina and Genesis was a special occasion, I wore it for Serylda, not for you."
"Alright, understood."
"Second, I need a practice dummy for an exercise I'm showing today." She continued.
"Something for the kids?" He laughed.
"Not exactly."
Jason sat across from Roka at an outside Ionian restaurant (ironically, in Noxus).
"This food is... great..." Jason muttered, picking at an octopus tentacle.
Roka giggled, Jason was so bad at lying.
She smiled as she thought of when she had first met him, how he had forced her to go on a date with him, or he'd turn her in to the police.
That had been a while ago, and while their relationship had started strangely, she genuinely liked him now.
For one thing, he wasn't always after her lustfully, he had actually taught her new ways to comfort people. She had never realized how sometimes it's just nice to lay down and talk.
"Come on Jason, don't you love octopus? I seem to recall you saying it was your favorite when the waiter asked you to try some" She teased.
He smiled awkwardly, and placed his fork into the meat.
He slowly moved the bite towards his mouth.
Unfortunately, he made the mistake of smelling it first, he immediately dropped it back on his plate and hunched over.
"God damn!" He yelled, then sprang back up.
"So uh yeah Octopus is good." He said.
Roka laughed, reached over, and took the bite herself.
She smiled seductively as she licked her lips, Jason flinching as she did so.
The two were quiet for a moment, before Jason started to chuckle.
Roka giggled too, then they both just erupted into laughter.
"Well, well, well, look who we have here, if it isn't the succubus herself."
Roka stopped laughing immediately, her face went from happy to terrified.
Jason, concerned, turned around.
A few feet from them stood a tall man in a trench coat and cow-boy hat. He had a beard, and long hair that went down his back.
"Sorry dude, I think you're thinking of someone else" Jason said.
The man laughed, though there was no joy in it, "No, kid, I'm looking for her. Roka, or was it Violet? Or Hazel? Or maybe it was Dazzle?"
Jason looked at his date, stunned, she slunk in her chair.
"Regardless of the name, you're coming with me, girl" The man said.
"I don't think she is" Jason growled, getting up.
The man smirked, "Kid, this girl is in a lot of trouble with the wrong kind of people, you'd do well to just stay away from her."
Jason narrowed his eyes, "Leave her alone." He threatened.
The man didn't bother to reply, he merely snapped his fingers.
In an instant, two thugs pounced, knocking Jason to the ground.
He tried to fight them off, managing to get a good kick in one of the thug's stomach.
The other guy, however, wasted no time in punching him in the face, causing his vision to go hazy.
"Now, now, play nice kid, this isn't your fight or problem to solve, and I don't want a scene. Lay down, shut up, and let us do our job." The bearded man taunted.
Jason watched, helpless, as two more guys hauled Roka away, she was screaming for help.
"Jason! Please! Save me! Someone! Anyone! Help!" She cried.
"Roka..." he whispered, before his world went black.
"And that's what happened!" Jason yelled.
Serylda, Fang, Esmerelda, Luna, Marcus, and Volstagg looked at him, shocked.
"Wait, your girlfriend was kidnapped?!" Luna asked, horrified.
"Yes! By some shady Noxian gangsters!" Jason cried.
"Noxian gangsters?" Marcus inquired.
"Yeah, there were several goons, and the bearded guy." Jason answered.
"Did he have a hat?"
"Yeah"
"And a trench coat?"
"Yeah?"
"Shit." Marcus grumbled.
the group looked at him, oddly.
"The guy who took your girl is Twisted Fate, he's big in the underworld, and will do anything for money. He's been doing illegal stuff since the days our parents worked in the League."
Jason looked distraught, "You mean this guy has been doing this kind of stuff for over twenty years, and no one has stopped him?" He asked.
Marcus nodded, solemnly, "He's also a master escape artist. Catching him is next to impossible."
"So we have a young woman who's been kidnapped for reasons we don't know, a master escape artist who has eluded the law for decades, and our only witness has absolutely no idea where to find them." Esmerelda stated.
Jason nodded, "I... I couldn't stop them..." He whispered.
Serylda jumped up, her fist raised, "That's fine! We'll find the girl, restore your dignity, and give this bastard a good old punch to the face!"
"That's great, Serylda, but where do you expect to find a super criminal?" Fang inquired.
"I might have an idea... but I don't know how well it'll go over..." Marcus muttered.
The others looked at him, confused.
"Oh gods no!" Esmerelda roared.
They were standing on the rooftop of a building, across the street from a smaller, pink building, the flashy lights on the front of it read 'Fresh Blood'.
"A strip club?! REALLY?!" Fang yelled.
"I don't see the issue" Volstagg mused.
"Me either." Luna stated.
The group looked at her, she merely shrugged.
"What I'm confused about is how you know about this, Marcus" Serylda teased.
He blushed, "My Dad took Zac here for his birthday last year, he came back drunk off his ass..."
The previous year
Genesis woke up, his head hurt like hell, he felt dizzy.
He tried to stand up, but found his legs were wobbly.
"Shit, I'm so hung over, Kat is gonna kill me" He mumbled.
As he fell back down, he realized something; he was in his bed.
He was not only in his bed, but he was in comfortable pajamas.
Looking to his right, he raised an eyebrow at the sight of a sliced fruit platter and cold water on his bedside table, on the tray, with everything else, was a note.
"I had to go to work early today, I'll see you tonight, much love, Katarina" it read.
Genesis scratched his head in confusion, and gobbled down his breakfast.
After a few minutes, he was able to get up, and walk downstairs to his kitchen.
"Marcus, what the hell happened last night? I remember going to the 'Fresh Blood' club with Zac, and getting drunk as hell" He groaned.
Marcus chuckled, "Oh yeah, you were totally shit-faced, you came back last night singing and dancing with Zac like a mad man. Mom was super pissed at you."
Genesis looked at him, confused.
"But I found this note from her, and breakfast in bed, if she's mad at me, why-"
"Last night, when Mom tried to get your alcohol soaked clothing off, you yelled 'Hey lady leave me alone, I'm married!'"
"THAT'S SPECIAL." Luna declared.
"Y'know, it just occurred to me, Marcus, what the hell, you're here?" Jason asked.
The entire group, EVEN LUNA, with the exception of Marcus, gave him a "The fuck?" look.
"Yes. Jason, I'm here." Marcus replied.
"How've you been man? We haven't hung out in almost three years"
"I'm great, well, I was, until you interrupted my date."
"I interrupted your date? But the only girls here are Esmerelda, Luna and Sery-"
Jason went pale, and turned to his half sister.
She waved innocently.
Esmerelda also perked up, "Wait, THE Marcus? As in, Jason's best friend, the son of Genesis?" She inquired.
"WOW, YOU GUYS ARE SLOW" Luna chimed.
"Here we go." Both Serylda and Marcus groaned, they remembered the other night.
"Cool! My buddy is dating my sister! I approve." Jason said, chuckling.
The couple sighed in relief, Esmerelda looked Marcus up and down.
"I approve as well." She agreed.
"Guys, kidnapped girl, gangsters who need a beating?" Fang reminded them.
"Right! I've got a plan!" Serylda stated.
"And that is?" they asked.
She smiled wickedly.
"No. No. No. No. No. No. NO. ABSOLUTELY NOT" Marcus and Jason roared, though they were restrained by the other members of the group.
"Yep." Serylda replied, pulling her dress off, and, placing her purse on the ground, pulled an outfit out.
"You really carried that with you?" Esmerelda asked.
Serylda shrugged,"eventually I get tired of this southern clothing you guys wear, I like my own stuff".
"YOU ARE NOT GOING INTO A STRIP CLUB DRESSED LIKE THAT!" Both Marcus and Jason cried.
"Yes. I am, if this 'Twisted Fate' guy is in there, I'll find him, and I'll beat him until I get the information I need." She declared, clenching her fist.
"If you're going to infiltrate that place, you're going to need a bodyguard, but not just any bodyguard, someone who plays the part." Volstagg pointed out, "I volunteer myself."
"Actually, I'll be going with Serylda" Fang replied.
Esmerelda shot him a dirty look, he shrugged.
"I'm big, I'm scary, and with this get up, I look like a bad dude" He explained.
Esmerelda looked him over really quickly, and narrowed her eyes.
Snapping her fingers, she reached into her bag, and pulled out a large, blue fedora with purple fuzz on the side.
"Wear this, and you're golden." She declared, placing it on his head.
"You must be joking." Fang replied.
The group had to stifle a laugh.
"Great, let's get this over with." Serylda said, and leapt off the roof, Fang right behind her.
The group watched as the two were stopped by a large bouncer at the front. He let them in after only a few seconds,
"You know we're going in with them." Jason declared.
"Damn right we are, I don't want Fang to watch Serylda strip." Esmerelda growled.
"I do." Both Marcus and Volstagg replied.
Esmerelda and Jason facepalmed, Luna merely sighed.
Serylda looked out at the crowd.
She was standing behind a curtain, on the side of a small, brightly lit up stage.
She was pleased she hadn't had to change outfits again, as if she had to put heels on again she was going to murder someone.
"Why do southern guys like these so much? They should be annihilated" She growled.
She continued to scan the room, looking for their target.
Her eyes widened when she saw a guy sitting at the very front of the stage.
He was tall, and was wearing a long trench-coat, a wide brimmed cowboy hat covered most of his face, the rest was covered by a thick beard and long hair.
On his sides were several body guards, restricting anyone else from sitting close to the stage.
"Jackpot" She mused.
"ALRIGHT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE A NEWCOMER TO FRESH BLOOD TONIGHT. A YOUNG LADY BY THE NAME OF EMERALD" A voice boomed.
Serylda saw Fang grin, and shake his finger back and forth, they both got the joke.
"PLEASE PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER FOR THIS SILVER HAIRED BEAUTY FROM THE NORTH, LET'S GET THIS GOING!"
The music in the room began to grow louder, the stage lights began changing colors.
Serylda took a moment to make sure everything was ready, and strode out unto the stage.
She smiled when she heard many whistles in the room, including one from the man in the cowboy hat.
As she walked down the stage, she began to undo her outfit.
...
Marcus and Volstagg sat at the bar, their jaws dropped and their eyes wide.
"Hol" Marcus muttered.
"Lee" Volstagg whispered.
"SHIT" They both said, prompting a smack on both of their heads by Esmerelda and Luna, respectively.
"Jason, your sister, is seriously hot." Fang mused.
He growled, but said nothing as they watched her reach the pole.
By the time Serylda finally reached the end of the stage, she had lost her shoulder pads, leg guards, and arm guards, and helmet.
The only things she was still wearing were her top, her skirt, and her shoes.
As she grasped the metal pole, she looked down, only to see the guy in the cowboy hat looking up at her, a perverted grin across his face.
She smiled, seductively, and leaned against the pole, making sure to display as much as possible.
To everyone's entertainment, she suddenly sprung into action, swinging around the pole as if she had done it a million times before.
Leaping up, she wrapped her legs around it, and allowed herself to continue spinning.
"WOO!" a pedestrian yelled.
"YEAH BABY!" Another cried.
"Yeah. Ok" Rammus muttered.
Serylda smiled, and looked at the criminal in front of her.
She slowly reached her arm out, and motioned for him to stand.
He grinned, his guards highfiving him, and helping him up.
"Hi." Serylda whispered.
"Hello there" He replied, a smirk on his face.
"You're Twisted Fate, right? The super criminal, the hottest man in the underworld?" She inquired (it made her sick to say, as the guy was anything but attractive).
"Indeed I am" He replied.
"Mr. Fate, I'm a big admirer of yours, the way you've made the authorities look like total idiots, the way you've managed to escape even the most impossible of traps, you're so..." She inhaled deeply as she touched his chest, "So... dangerous..." she whispered.
"Well, maybe I like to live dangerously" He chuckled.
Serylda smiled, this guy was not only a moron, but he was a cheesy moron.
She slowly moved her hand up his chest, until she was at the base of his neck.
"How about a kiss, love?" He asked.
"Sorry" She replied, seizing his throat and holding him up with one arm, "you're not my type."
He tried to get her to release her grip, but it held.
She winked at his body guards, and began to move off the stage.
The men, thinking their boss was getting some sort of special treatment, merely nodded and went to order drinks.
"YOU CRAZY BITCH!"
"You've said that several times now."
"YOU'RE INSANE! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!"
"Some underworld scum who isn't worthy to lick my boot, much less be held over a seven story drop by my hand."
Serylda was holding him by his ankle, dangling him off the roof of the building. After she had managed to get him behind stage, she had dragged him up all the flights of stairs, walked to the side, and let him fall.
"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?!" He cried.
"You have some information I want. A girl, her name is Roka, you and your goons kidnapped her, where is she?"
"The fox girl?! I mean, I don't know anything!" He yelled.
Serylda grinned sadistically, and let him drop an inch.
"You sure? My arm is getting really tired."
"OKAY! OKAY! THE GIRL, ROKA OR WHATEVER!"
"There we go" She replied, picking him up and placing him on solid ground again.
"Now, tell me where she is" Serylda growled.
The man took a second to regain his sense of balance, and stood up.
"She's at the corner of up yours, and fuck you." He said, and winked.
Serylda yelped as he disappeared, vanishing before her eyes.
Twisted Fate smirked as he reappeared in the stage room of 'Fresh Blood', he'd get his guys and get the hell out of here before that insane bitch knew what happened.
"Guys, we gotta go-" He began to say, before his jaw dropped.
The room was mostly empty, with the exception of the pile of his goons on the ground, and some other patrons, all of which looked to be the same age of that girl.
His eyes narrowed when he saw that one of them was the kid he had seen earlier.
"Well, shit" He groaned, he wouldn't be able to teleport again for several minutes.
As he turned to make a break for it, he was met with the face of the psycho girl again.
"Hey!" She greeted him, before her fist was lodged in his face.
Serylda looked at bearded dude on the ground with distaste, one punch had knocked him out.
"What a pansie." She spat.
Looking up from him, she noticed that Volstagg, Marcus, and Fang were missing from the group.
"What happened to the guys?" She asked.
"Volstagg got into a fight with one of those goons, he got knocked out pretty hard. Marcus tried to carry him to the hospital, but couldn't, so Fang had to do it." Esmerelda explained.
"He was so brave!" Luna wailed.
"Luna, he's fine, Marcus thinks he got another concussion, though I don't know why he used the term 'another'" Jason stated.
"HE WAS SO YOUNG!"
"So, we're on our own for hunting down Roka?" Seryla inquired.
"It looks as though that would be the case." Esmerelda replied.
"Quality sibling bonding time, sounds fun to me." Serylda giggled.
Three Hours Later
Summoner Badger sat in his favorite eatery, the Pumble.
Across from him sat his less-then-happy-to-be-there date, Sejuani.
"Y'know, most girls, when a man asks them out on a date, they get taken to a classy joint with expensive flowers and fancy foods." Sejuani stated.
"You're not most girls. We both know you hate that kind of stuff." Badger chuckled.
She smiled, "True, but I still expect better than the Pumble. This is the place you go to get drinks with your friends or a cheap bite to eat after a hard day of work."
"Well, aren't we friends?"
"I think we're a little more than friends, Jay."
He laughed, "Come on Sej, work with me here."
Sejuani sighed, and rolled her eyes, "Fine, anything exciting happen to you lately?"
"Yeah, actually, I found out that Luna-"
"Diana's daughter is your daughter."
"DOES EVERYONE KNOW THIS?!"
"No, I was eavesdropping with her when she found out. It was the day that you and Jason got in a fight." She replied.
"She was eavesdropping?" he inquired.
"She followed my lead. I like her!" She teased.
He sighed, "Well today I found out that she knew we were related. It went well, we hugged and made plans to go to Diana's resort next weekend. You, me, and all of our old friends are invited to go, free of charge."
"Explain to me who 'MY' old friends are?"
Badger chuckled, "Come on Sej, you know Genesis, Kat, Rengar, Vi, Ezreal, Cait, Jayce, and Zac are your friends."
"Is Fiora coming too?"
Badger went silent.
"I… I honestly don't know. I think Diana is sending out her invitations today…" He replied.
She looked at him, sympathetically.
Taking his hand in hers, she squeezed it.
"It's going to be difficult to see her again, after all that's happened…" He whispered.
"Do you… still have feelings for her?"
She winced as she felt the muscles in his hand tense.
"Sej, what are we doing?" He asked, quietly.
"Pardon?"
"I asked, what are we doing? What exactly are we now? I mean, I know that we get along and have similar interests, and we both are drawn to one another 'in that way', but, lately, I've been wondering something, are we only like this because of Serylda? Would we be like this without her?"
It was her turn to clench her fingers, she too had been wondering this.
"Is that why you asked me on this date? You want to act like it's twenty years ago and see if this'll work?" She growled.
She didn't know why, but she was annoyed.
"I don't see why there's a reason to get angry, that's not what I meant at all, I just wanted to get that off my chest-"
"Oh, you want to get something off your chest? Well, so do I! I have no fucking idea what the hell is going on with our lives. You come back into my life after a twenty year absence, with a few exceptions, you break up with Fiora, we fight Lissandra, and now we're in this mother-father relationship with Serylda. We act like we've been together all this time, but we haven't! We're almost strangers again!" She roared.
"Well I apologize for BEING MARRIED FOR THOSE YEARS. PERHAPS IF SOMEONE HAD THOUGHT TO TELL ME THAT I HAD A DAUGHTER BY ANOTHER WOMAN, I WOULD HAVE BEEN AROUND MORE!" he snarled.
"I DID TELL YOU, YOUR PUNK ASS GOT HIT BY A FIREWORK!"
"BECAUSE THAT'S TOTALLY MY FAULT!"
"DUCK, MORON!"
The two glared at one another angrily for several minutes, most of the bar's patrons moved to the opposite side of the room. Everyone had heard of the Winter's Wrath's temper, and civilian casualties were not uncommon.
"YOU HAVE GORGEOUS EYES." He yelled, finally.
She twitched, how dare he be speak to her like that.
"YOU HAVE THE WARMEST HANDS OF ANY PERSON I'VE EVER MET." She roared.
"I FEEL INVINCIBLE WHEN YOU'RE WITH ME!" He continued.
"I OWE YOU MY LIFE SEVERAL TIMES OVER, YOU ARE ALWAYS THERE FOR ME WHEN I TRULY NEED YOU." She responded.
"I FUCKING LOVE YOU." He shouted.
"WHY?!" She screamed.
"Because you're… you're… Gah! You're so strong and driven and badass, but you're also so deep and caring. I love the way you talk in your sleep, the way you smile when you see an enormous buffet in front of you, the smell you leave in the air around you when you shower. I love how you move close to me when we're in bed and how you steal the covers. I love how you look in your armor, ready to command your army. I love how you'll never send someone else to do something you wouldn't do yourself. When I'm around you, it feels like I'm a complete person. When you aren't around, it feels like there's a portion of my soul missing. I love you because I love everything about you." He said.
She looked at him, stunned.
"aww." Several other customers commented.
"You've told me you love me, why is that?" He asked.
Sejuani smiled.
"All my life, I've had men compete for my attention. They've killed exotic animals, they've slain one another in combat, they've brought me armies and displays of power and bounteous gifts, they've offered me more than anyone could dream of having. They all had one thing in common, though. All of them never even bothered to try to know me. When they came to me, it was either because it would be good for political reasons, or strategic ones. You, Jay Badger, came to me completely unexpectedly. You came to my home, you spoke to ME. You didn't speak to Sejuani, the queen of the Winter's Claw, you didn't speak to Sejuani, the bloodthirsty warmonger of the Freljord, you didn't speak to Sejuani, the descendent of Serylda, you spoke to me, as a person. You got to know me, you didn't try to win me over, you took a challenge you thought to be certain death with me, even though you were concerned with the consequences of losing. You took the time to know everything about me, you took the time to understand me. This is why I love you as well. I love that you love me for my faults, for my strengths, I love you because you truly love me for me."
The two stared at one another for another moment.
At the same time, the two flipped the table that separated them out of the way, and embraced one another.
At the same time, their lips locked.
After a long, deep kiss, he separated from her.
"Don't end this moment yet…" she whispered.
"Oh, it's nowhere close to being over." He said, snapping his fingers.
A portal opened beside them, and, before she could react, she was in his arms.
"How the hell do you carry me when I wear this armor?" She inquired.
"It's a secret." He replied, walking through the portal.
"BADGER! YOU OWE ME A TABLE!" Rumble roared.
The portal closed, but not before a check fluttered through it.
The Badger siblings stood side by side, in front of a large building.
The guy, Twisted Fate, had spilled his guts when threated with being turned in to the authorities. He had originally said he wouldn't say a word, but after some 'convincing' by Serylda (which included several blows to the crotch), he had revealed that Roka was being held at the headquarters of the famed chemist, Warwick, the Blood Hunter.
Apparently, Warwick had been searching for Roka for a long time, he hadn't said why or what his intentions were, but the way Twisted Fate described him, it didn't sound good.
"alright guys, there is probably going to be a large amount of security here. Are you ready for a fight?" Jason asked.
Esmerelda nodded, Serylda smiled sadistically, cracked her knuckles, and slipped her brass knuckles on. Luna merely shrugged.
"Alright, let's go, no doubt that Twisted Fate guy teleported and warned them of us coming" He growled.
The others nodded, and opened the front door of the building.
Within seconds, they were stopped by a large, muscular man.
He was wearing an ear piece, a tight fitting black T-shirt, and grey military pants.
"You are not welcome here. Master Warwick wishes not to be disturbed." The man growled.
"We're here to take Roka back. Give her to us, otherwise 'Master' Warwick is going to be in a whole lot of trouble." Jason said.
"Beat it, kid, you've got no idea who you're messing with." The guy replied.
"We're not leaving without the girl." Jason hissed.
"Looks like I'm going to have to make you leave then, fine by me." The guard taunted, cracking his knuckles.
Jason looked at his sisters, "You guys go and save Roka, I'll deal with this guy."
He turned his attention to the guard, "What do you say, big guy? One on one?"
The guard laughed mockingly, "Deal, shrimp. I doubt your girls here are going to get anywhere, I can't wait to beat your ass."
Jason nodded to his siblings, they immediately took off towards the staircase at the end of the room.
"Alright, let's do this!" Jason yelled.
The two men immediately moved away from one another, ready to attack or defend at a moment's notice.
The big guy was the one to strike first, charging at Jason, he managed to land a hard blow to his shoulder, as well as on his right arm where he blocked the other punch.
Jason countered with a punch of his own to the guy's gut, unsurprisingly, the dude didn't even seem to feel it.
"That all you got, kid?" The guard sneered.
Jason narrowed his eyes, "I wonder if my dad can help me here" He wondered.
He placed his fingers to his temple, "Dad, Dad you there? It's Jason, I could use some help. I'm in a fist fight and-"
"Uhn! Uhn! Uhn! Uhn! Uhn! GOD JAY, YES!"
".. Dad?"
"OH GOD YES ALL OVER ME!" Sejuani cried.
"… DAMNET DAD!" Jason roared as he took another hard blow, this time to the stomach.
He coughed for a second, that had knocked the wind out of him.
"Need a second, shorty?" The guard asked, bouncing up and down like he was a boxer.
Jason nodded.
"I'm in no rush." The guard replied.
Jason placed his hand to his temple again.
"Gah… Mom…"
A familiar accent filled his thoughts.
"Jason? You're talking to me with telepathy? What's going on?"
"Hey, so, theoretically, if I was in a fight against a guy twice my size, what would be the best way to take him down?" He asked.
Fiora thought for a moment, "Is stabbing him an option?" She inquired.
"No, mom, well, yes, but preferably not." He replied.
"Okay, what you need to do is use the force of his own blows against him. See if you can get him to leave himself vulnerable."
"Got it, thanks mom." Jason said.
"No problem, honey. Oh, by the way, kicking the guy in the crotch normally works wonders as well." She said, nonchalantly.
"As a dude, that goes against my code." Jason replied.
"Whatever. Just giving you options. Go get him!" She said.
Jason smiled, and nodded.
Getting to his feet, he gestured for the guard to come at him again.
His enemy complied instantly, charging headfirst at the young man.
Before the guard could even react, however, Jason dropped down, and slammed his shoulder into the guy's abdomen. Using his own force to propel him, Jason slammed the guy in to the wall.
Amazingly, it seemed as though the guy had a glass jaw, he was knocked out instantly.
"Thanks mom!" Jason yelled, and rushed towards the staircase.
Jason was speechless as he ran through the halls.
Every single room, every single hallway, every single staircase, there were unconscious thugs everywhere.
Some had marks of being hit with the flat of a blade, others were clearly knocked out by concussive blasts of lunar magic.
Many of them had the words 'Serylda Was Here' impounded on their foreheads.
"In the time it took me to beat that one guy, those three took out the entire complex" He mused.
He smiled, then frowned, "MY SISTERS ARE MORE BADASS THAN ME?!" He cried.
He took off in a run, he wouldn't let those three be the ones to save his girl, not without him, anyways.
After another three floors, and several hallways filled with unconscious guards, Jason finally heard voices.
He quickly darted into the room, only to find that Serylda, Esmerelda, and Luna were standing idly by.
In the center of the room stood a man, he was tall and muscular. He had thick sideburns and long, spiky hair that ran down his back. He was dressed in a simple Yukata, his bare feet sticking out from under it.
"You there, big guy, are you Warwick?!" Jason roared.
The man turned, "And yet we have another visitor, yes, I'm Warwick, and you are tres-"
Before anyone could react, Jason's fist collided with the man's face, knocking him to the ground.
"JASON!"
He quickly turned around to see Roka, totally fine.
"Roka! We're here to save you! Come on!" He said, motioning towards the door.
Not only did she not move with him, however, she went over and helped the man he had just knocked over up.
"Thank you, Roka." Warwick said, getting to his feet.
He turned to Jason, his eyes narrowing.
"That was incredibly rude." He growled.
"Not to mention distasteful." Esmerelda chimed.
Jason turned to her, "The hell?"
"Jason, I don't need rescuing. I'm fine." Roka said.
"But you were kidnapped? You were taken by Twisted Fate's goons? You're here!" He yelled.
"Twisted Fate was sent by this man, Warwick, to find me. While his method's weren't exactly FRIENDLY, OR HABITABLE" She hissed, narrowing her eyes at him, "The end result is the same. He found me, it's fine."
"But he's part of this whole Noxian underground thing!? He's dangerous!"
"I'm right here, you know." Warwick pointed out.
"He's not dangerous. I have nothing to fear from my own Dad." She replied.
Jason's jaw dropped, Esmerelda sighed, Serylda shrugged, and Luna, well, Luna had the moon on her thoughts.
"Yes. He's my Dad. He was looking for me, apparently, he dislikes my line of 'work' and thought he'd teach me a lesson. Personally, I think a simple "This is a bad idea" talk might have been easier."
"Your mother and I have repeatedly told you that you should not whimsically jump from one man to another, eventually you're going to get in a lot of trouble with the wrong kind of people." Warwick stated.
"So… we just took down half of the Noxus underground for nothing?" Jason asked.
"What do you mean, WE?" Esmerelda asked, filing a nail.
"I mean WE! I helped! I fought those goons at the bar, that big guy in the lobby, I did my part!" He yelled.
He smiled when Roka wrapped her arms around him, "My hero!" She squealed, hugging him.
"Anyways, as I was telling you before Jason walked in, I'm done with other guys. I've found a really good one in this one! Daddy, this is Jason, Jason Badger. Jason, this is Warwick" She purred.
Warwick nodded, "I know who he is. He smells like Summoner Badger. It's the only reason why I didn't tear his arms off when he punched me."
"Sorry." Jason said.
Warwick sighed, and smiled, "No need, you hit like a bitch"
"Daddy!"
"But you cared enough about my daughter to risk your safety to come after her. For that, I thank you. I do, however, request that you leave, I have not seen Roka in a very long time, and I wish to spend some quality time with her. Rest assured, she is completely safe here." He stated.
Jason looked at Roka, she smiled.
"Go on, we'll do something on Thursday" She said.
He smiled, and nodded.
"Come on guys, let's go." He said, motioning towards his sisters.
"GOOD! We can still finish off the festival!" Serylda stated.
"First we need to pick up Fang, Marcus, and Volstagg" Esmerelda stated.
"VOLSTAGG! HE WAS SO YOUNG!"
"FOR THE LAST TIME, LUNA, HE JUST GOT KNOCKED OUT!" Esmerelda barked.
"Ha ha, yeah, I bet he's seeing stars right now." Serylda teased.
"Is he seeing the moon?" Jason chuckled.
"DON'T GET HER STARTED, JASON!"