A/N: Plutodragon, I love it XD
Sparkie, strawberry flavoured tuna fish cake
A random person, thank you so much :) I love the name suggestions XD
Squirrelflight and Shrewpaw were sharing tongues, and Brambleclaw stared at them, looking as though he had just ate a rabbit pellet.
For all Bugeater knew, maybe he had eaten one, after all, Foxleap kept offering them to every cat in the camp, saying that they were berries.
So far, Birchfall, Cloudtail, Poppyfrost, and Swiftpaw were the only cats who he knew of that had fallen for it.
That wasn't to say that Brambleclaw didn't fall for it though, it wasn't like Bugeater could see everything that was going on.
"Why do you keep staring at Squirrelflight like a creeper? You dumped her, remember?" a black she-cat meowed.
Brambleclaw grunted at her, but didn't say anything.
"Who's that?" Bugeater asked Sorreltail, pointing at the black cat who had just spoke to Brambleclaw.
"That's Leafpool, she dyed her fur black and became all emo because her kits hate her, and she lost her job," she explained.
"That's harsh," Bugeater meowed.
Suddenly, the ground started shaking, and a black she-cat with green eyes appeared out of thin air.
"Hollyleaf?" Lionblaze gasped with surprise.
Leafpool turned around, and stood with her eyes opened wide, and her mouth gaped open.
"IT'S HER OWN FAULT! IF LEAFPOOL HADN'T BROKEN THE WARRIOR CODE, THIS NEVER WOULD HAVE HAPPENED!" Hollyleaf exclaimed.
"Thanks for the free ride Hollyleaf," a cat who looked like Tigerstar, but with icy blue eyes, meowed, slicing Hollyleaf's throat with his elongated claw.
"Noooo!" Leafpool exclaimed, as Hollyleaf dropped dead on the ground.
"Now, who's next?" Hawkfrost asked.
"Go away!" Foxleap yowled, throwing a rabbit pellet at Hawkfrost.
Hawkfrost let out a yowl of rage, and jumped on Foxleap, holding him down on the ground.
He was about to swipe his claw across his throat, when Dustpelt raced over.
"NOT MY SON YOU BASTARD!" he yowled, pulling out a wand, and blasting Hawkfrost with it.
The blast knocked Hawkfrost back, and he sailed threw the air, further and further, until he couldn't be seen anymore.
"Yer a wizard, Dustpelt," Sandstorm gasped.
"Yeah, but don't tell anyone, it's supposed to be a secret," Dustpelt grumbled, putting his wand away.
"Why? You can do things no other cats can do!" Graystripe exclaimed.
"Except for me, I'm more powerful than StarClan," Jayfeather muttered under his breath. Though from the way the other cats didn't react to him, Bugeater was pretty sure he was the only one who had heard.
"Because, cats will start wanting things from me!" Dustpelt grumbled, before disappearing into thin air.
For a moment, Bugeater was worried that he had somehow gotten sucked into the Dark Forest or something for some reason, when he spotted him, sharing tongues with Ferncloud.
Just then, Ferncloud came padding into the camp.
Bugeater looked from the Ferncloud who had just entered the camp, to the one who was sharing tongues with Dustpelt.
The wizard tom must have been confused, because he stopped licking Ferncloud 1, and looked at Ferncloud 2 with his tongue sticking out.
"Ferncloud, why were you out of the camp?" Dustpelt asked Ferncloud 2, as Ferncloud 1 rubbed her eye.
"Are you okay Ferncloud?" he asked Ferncloud 1.
"Yes, I just got something in my eye," Ferncloud 1 meowed.
Suddenly, Ferncloud 1's eye turned blue, and all the cats nearby let out a gasped shock.
"Ashfur?" Dustpelt meowed, "Why were you pretending to be Ferncloud?"
"Because! Everyone has someone to love except me! Even Darkstripe has someone, I figured that if I pretented to be Ferncloud, then I could have someone too! Why is it always me that gets left behind!" Ashfur yowled, before racing out of the camp.
Bugeater then heard the sounds of cats yowling, and he saw Brambleclaw and Ashfur fighting over a bottle of black fur dye.
"I get the last bottle, I need it more than you!" Brambleclaw yowled.
"As if! Your mother didn't get murdered, you got the she-cat, and oh yeah, YOU DIDN'T GET MURDERED!" Ashfur spat, yanking the bottle towards him.
"Well, your father wasn't an evil cat who tried to take over the clans!" Brambleclaw hissed, yanking the bottle back.
"I don't even know who my father is!" Ashfur yowled.
The two cats continued to fight over the bottle, until Dustpelt stormed over with his wand.
"Enough!"
He yowled, blasting the bottle. It exploded, and the fur dye splashed onto him.
It dyed his whole pelt black, except for a white spot on his chest, and a white tip on the end of his tail.
"Hey Ravenpaw, what are you doing here?" Firestar asked, padding over to him.
"I'm not Ravenpaw!" Dustpelt exclaimed, "What in the name of StarClan is going on here?"
Firestar threw his head back and yowled, "what is happening to ThunderClan!" before fainting.
Tigerstar stormed towards the ShadowClan territory with his kits following him.
There were 666 in total.
However, some of the kits were being completely useless, some kept stopping to bat around pine cones, while others kept tripping over their own paws.
"Be serious or go home!" Tigerstar spat.
"Sire, if thou planneth to upstageth a new era, wel must assemble all oy my bretheren and sweet, sweet sisters," Theloyalbrambleclawkit meowed in a posh English accent.
"What are you doing tresspassing on ShadowClan territory?" Russetfur demanded, she then gasped, and fainted.
"What in the name of StarClan?" a tom, who Tigerstar didn't recognize, meowed.
Just then, Blackstar came padding over.
"What is going on here? My leader senses told me that something had just happened to my deputy!" his eyes then landed on Tigerstar, and he let out an un-tomly scream.
"I have come to lead ShadowClan again, with you as my deputy of course," Tigerstar meowed.
"Oh nu uh, I don't think so she-catfriend!" Littlecloud meowed, doing a snapping z. Tigerstar looked down at the runty medicine cat and growled.
"I don't listen to kits."
"No, Littlecloud is right, we're not going to let you take over ShadowClan, it ended up horribly, and after the thing with Sol, I learned that ShadowClan is my clan to lead, StarClan gave me the right," Blackstar meowed firmly.
"They gave me the right first!" Tigerstar hissed.
He then turned to his kits.
"Tiger-kits assemble!"
The kits started stacking on top of one another, until they were one GIANT cat that was bigger than all of Fourtrees put together.
Littlecloud and Blackstar started running away, yowling about the megatron kits.
"Firestarcangodieinaholekit, what are you doing? You're ruining the formation!" Tigerstar spat, at one of his sons, who instead of doing what he was told, was instead filing his claws.
"Yeah, whatever," he meowed in a bored tone.
"This is so boring, why can't we play with pinecones?" Iwilldestroyyouallkit meowed.
"Yeah!" a lot of other kits, whom Tigerstar didn't remember the names of, echoed.
Tigerstar slapped the ground and yowled, his plan wasn't working after all!
Just as he was about to ground his kits, a new plan wormed its way into his head, he could dye his fur red and pretend to be Firestar!