You're On Speaker - Bucky
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*The one where Bucky calls Peter in the middle of his class*
Peter was running on maybe three hours of sleep in the last two days. But not from patrolling or other Spider-Man related things. It was a result of something much more sinister. Finals. He's stayed up trying to cram for as many subjects as he could. Coffee was literally a godsend to him (Thor dropped some off for Tony, but Peter got there first) and the only reason he stayed awake long enough to take the tests in the first place. So when his phone rang and startled him out of his post test nap, he didn't really care who was calling, nor what it was about.
"Hmm?" Peter took the offered phone after MJ took pity on him answered the call, putting it on speaker for him.
"Do you want a goat?" Bucky's voice asked through the other line.
"A what?" Peter asked, not sure if he heard right. For all he knew, Bucky said boat. Or tote. Or something that rhymed.
"A goat. A kid for the kid," he sounded amused, likely at the fact Peter was still half asleep. It was pretty obvious to anyone that had spent a few minutes with the teen.
"I can't keep a goat in my apartment," Peter protested. There was a strict no pets policy. He didn't think goats were the acception to the rule.
"That's alright. I talked to Tony and if you want him then he'll stay at the tower."
"You know what? Sure. I'm too tired to overthink this right now," Peter said. And he was. He didn't care anymore. He just wanted this conversation to be over so he could go back to sleep.
"Awesome. No take backs! Be warned, his sister likes to scream while people are talking."
"Okay," Peter yawned again. He was too tired to notice that he apparently agreed to more than one goat.
"Perfect! They'll be sent over tonight," Bucky said happily before hanging up. Peter didn't care, simply dropping his head back on the desk and resuming his nap. It wouldn't be until three days later that he realized the conversation wasn't a dream and Bucky actually sent him goats from wakanda. A boy and a girl. Tony found the whole situation hilarious. More so once he revealed that the conversation was recorded because Tony knew exactly what state Peter was in and told Bucky to call him at that exact time. Peter couldn't find it in himself to be mad though. The goats were actually really cute.
I kept thinking of the blooper where T'Challa is trying to give a dramatic speech but a goat kept screaming over him. Then T'Challa just sasses back at the goat. It is 100% my favorite blooper of all time. If you haven't watched it, you should. It's hilarious. If you have, I highly recommend watching it again.
My plan was to just write the dialogue for this and figure out the rest of the chapter when it was actually time for it. Nope. Finished the whole thing at once. Gonna post it anyway, even though it's two chapters out of my planned order. Sam and Morgan were supposed to come first. But now they'll come after.
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