Here I am, sitting beside the biggest idiot I've ever met, the albino bastard, and that fucking French pervert.

Seriously.
How the fuck did this happen?

"Lovi, would you like some churros?" Biggest idiot I've ever met said, waving a churro right in front of my face. I was tempted to smack it away but why the hell would I pass up a free churro? I snatched it from the idiot's hands and started eating it.

"Th-Thank you...bastard..." I mumbled between chews, looking away. Antonio smiled and started to chat happily with Gilbert and Francis as I sat there like an idiot and listened. I really should have just got up and left, but instead I stayed and sat there like an idiot.

Gilbert suddenly got up from his seat with Francis and started gathering their things. "Well, see ya later Antonio! I've got some awesome things to do" Gilbert said with a grin. He and Francis walked away from our table, leaving the two of us alone. I was about to call them back over, when I realized what the fuck I was about to do. I had just gotten rid of two bastards! I shouldn't be calling them back over now!

I slowly turned and looked at Antonio, who was now munching on something red.

A tomato?

The bastard suddenly looked up at me, and I flushed and looked away. I heard him chuckle as he held up another tomato in front of my face.

"Want one? I've got plenty!" he said cheerfully. I pushed it away, not as roughly as I would normally.

"No thanks bastard." I huffed, staring at the tomato. "Besides, I've never had one before. They're probably disgusting pieces of shit."

Antonio froze, a mix of shock and disbelief on his face.

"What's wrong bastard?" I asked, curious to his sudden mood swing, or whatever the fuck you call it. Antonio blinked slowly, before flinging himself forward and pulling me into a bone-crushing hug. I struggled and tried to push the annoying bastard away, failing miserably.

"The fuck are you doing? Get off me!" I hissed, trying not to be too loud. We were probably attracting a lot of unwanted attention to ourselves. I groaned when I recognized the japanese boy in my class (And a close friend of Feliciano's) taking PICTURES.

Seriously, the fuck?

Antonio finally backed off and gave me a pitying look. "Ah, Lovi... How have you never eaten a tomato before?" he asked, hoping I had only been joking. I rolled my eyes. "Lovi! You must try one! Eat the tomato Lovino! Eat it!" he said encouragingly. He put the tomato on the table right in front of me and looked at me expectantly. "Go on, try it!"

Tomatoes didn't seem like anything special. But if it made the bastard stop bugging me, I'd try one. I'll just take one bite to satisfy him, then I'll spit it out if his face and yell at him for making me eat something so disgusting.

Yeah, that's what I'll do.

"Alright Bastard... I'll try one" I mumbled. Antonio's face lit up as I reached for the tomato, picked it up, and hesitantly bit into it. My eyes widened and I stared down at the little red ball in my hand. This...was what tomatoes taste like? It was...amazing...

Sure, I've used them to make pasta and pizza, but I didn't really think they'd be THIS good on their own!

Antonio looked at me, waiting for my reaction. "Well? It's good no?" he said with a grin. I looked up at him in disbelief. Why the fuck haven't I tried this before?

"...It's Okay I guess..." I said, not wanting him to notice how much I really liked it. Antonio grinned and ruffled my hair.

"Good! I'm glad you like it mi tomate!" he said happily, taking another bite of his own tomato. By the time he looked up at me again, I was already done wolfing down my own. He grinned and pulled out another tomato, handing it to me. I snatched it quickly, feeling embarrassed.

"Th-Thank you...bastard." I grumbled before biting into the one I had just grabbed from him. I stared at an empty juice box on another table to avoid looking at him. After all, why should I have to look at a bastard like him while I eat?

That's what I kept telling myself.

A/N: I can't believe I forgot to post this sooner... I've kinda been having writers block for a bit. But... I think it's gone now~!

~Lily