What's crackalackin? Well here we are, at school. Already? Well I sorta skipped the whole, Eric and Mike and Angela and Jessica. So it's just starting right from Lunch.

Chapter: Foodie Food!

I stared at the tray of food in my hands, as Jessica prattled on about something unimportant. I looked up for second when I slipped, why did I have to be a klutz? I screamed, falling on my ass as my food spilled all over the girl behind me.

'Ah!' I heard her screech; I turned around to see her covered in food. 'You! You frucking BITCH!' She yelled coming towards me when she slipped on whatever was on the ground. She slipped and sided into a big burly guy, he fell gripping onto the edge of one of the tables. Saving himself before he fell, completely to the ground. I watched as a blonde girl walked right for us, I opened my mouth to shout. But she fell with a scream, gripping for a table but instead grabbing a tray and knocking the bronze guy in the face. He got up with a bled nose, but fell.

"FOOD FIGHT!!!" Someone yelled as food started flying around the room. I looked at the doors again when a light blonde male walked in. And an apple hit him in the head.

'WHO THE FUCK HIT ME IN THE HEAD WITH AN APPLE!' he asked looking around the room, when the doors opened again to reveal Mr. Greene.

'Swan, Mason, Hale, McCarthy, Brandon and Whitlock. In my office NOW!' He yelled as we all got up and walked to the office. We all took a seat besides the blonde guy. 'Now, what happened?' He asked looking at each of us.

'Well, that bitch over there "Purposefully" threw her food on me.' The pixie looking girl said.

'Well, actually that's a lie. The brown haired girl, walked in and slipped on someone's spilled soda.' The blonde girl said, so that's what it was. 'Then her food fell on Alice, and she got all cranky and slipped and slid into the back of Emmett. Emmett fell down, and I walked in and slipped. I tried to grab the edge of the table but grabbed Edwards tray and hit him in the nose. Then Jasper walked in and someone hit him with an apple.' She finished looking bored. When I saw out of the corner of my eye, 5 angry parents walk in. Except for one, she was pretty. She had caramel colored hair with cloudy blue eyes. She put up her hands before anyone else could speak.

'It seems these children; do not get on very well. I think I have the perfect punishment for them.'

'Oh Crap…' I heard the one called Jasper curse under his breath. I heard the adults walk out of the room…

E.P.O.V

'Well, it seems like all of us have something on during the next few weeks. Why not give the children some… bonding time, since they are going to be together… One day.' I said smiling they all perfectly well what I was talking about.

'My house is big enough for all of them. But you would have to stay there Esme, as I won't be there the whole time.' I looked at the handsome blonde man in front of me. Stop it Esme! He just lost him wife.

'Are you sure that's ok with you? With all of you?' I asked looking at all of them Coralline and Jack hale, Missy and Darrell McCarthy, Erin and Hugh Brandon, Carlisle Cullen and Blaze Frost…

Now there is a little cliffy here if anyone can spot it. Also the first person to figure out who Blaze is (family) I will give them a little preview of one of the couples of their choice.

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