A/N: Horray! Chapter 10 is finally posted! This chapter was beta'd by EveningInHornersCorners. They did a great job on all the grammar and stuff, so this chapter is dedicated to them. They do not watch Legion of Superheroes, so any errors in those facts and all are completely my fault. Now, all that's left is the disclaimer and then we will know what's in the box!
Disclaimer: I do not own LOSH. I only own Al and the plotline.
"What's in the box?" Brainy asked eagerly.
Lyle opened the box to reveal stacks of ancient Earth comic books, and two bags of… something. They were made of black fabric and looked fancy. They were tied shut.
Brainy instantly grabbed a Superman comic book and opened it to a page where there was a very detailed image of Superman making out with Lois Lane.
Brainy's jaw dropped, Lyle snickered, and Superman was speechless. When the younger boys had recovered, they looked up at Superman and smirked.
"Superman has a girlfriend!" Brainy said, singing the last part. He and Lyle started laughing hysterically.
Just then Lightning Dad walked past the door.
"Lightning Dad! Look!" Brainy yelled, holding up the comic book for him to see.
Lightning Dad stared at the picture, took one look at Superman's bewildered expression, then glanced backat the comic book, and burst out laughing. Then he came up and grabbed the book, called all Legionnaires to the meeting room, and ran off with Superman not far behind, trying to dissuade him from carrying out his evil plan.
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The older Legionnaires had been in the meeting room for the better part of ten minutes, and Brainy and Lyle were getting bored.
"What's in the bags?" Brainy asked.
"Unicorn barf." Lyle answered matter-of-factly.
"Nuh-uh!"
"Yeah-huh!"
"Prove it!"
Lylethrust his hand into one of the bags and came out with a fistful of stuff. Then he threw it at Brainy.
"Agh!" Brainy screamed, trying to keep it out of his eyes.
"Hey…" he exclaimed, as he watched the shiny particles float to the ground. "This isn't barf, it's glitter!"
"That's what unicorn barf is, stupid!" Lyle retorted.
"I'm not stupid!" Brainy yelled.
"Prove it!" Lyle shouted.
"I have a twelfth-level intellect!" Brainy screamed.
Lyle just stared at him. After a while, he spoke, awed at his friend's statement. "Does that mean you're like a super mega-genius?"
"Yep!" Brainy said proudly.
"Well if you're so smart why can't you think of a way to get the others out to play with us?" Lyle asked, a challenging edge to his voice.
"Who says I don't have a plan?" Brainy asked indignantly.
"Do you?"
"Yep!"
"What is it?!" Lyle asked impatiently.
Brainy smirked. "It involves lots and lots of glitter…"
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"Seriously! Who isn't thrilled by the fact that Clarkie here eventually got a woman?!" Garth asked.
"Lightning Dad, we get it that you think this is funny, just please wrap this up so we can leave!" An exasperated Cosmic Boy sighed.
"Fine, fine. But before you go-"
Lightning Dad never got to finish his sentence. For at that moment, lots and lots of glitter shot out through the air vents, showering the Legionnaires in unicorn barf!
"What the-?!" Lightning Dad yelled.
"Oh no!" Al yelled. "Unicorn barf!"
"What?!" Was heard from several Legionnaires.
Eventually Brainy and Lyle came in and laughed at the bewildered expressions of the Legionnaires.
"All the unicorns in the world threw up on you!" they yelled, collapsing into more fits of laughter.
"Alright you two, that's enough. Besides, it's dinner time." Lightning Dad said in a fatherly manner.
Brainy and Lyle cheered. They loved dinner. It was when Puppy and Al always cooked their best. They went off the kitchen to see what the chefs had prepared for today.
Here's the part where I ask for suggestions! Brainy's birthday will be in the next few chapters so I need suggestions for gifts! Leave the gift you want him to get and the Legionnaire that you want to give it to him in the reviews. Also, please leave a review. I have I deas for a few other fics, but I need weird Coluan names for some of the characters, so leave some of those too! Finally, I am now a registered beta reader, so if anyone is posting any fics and needs a beta, contact me! I will beta as long as they meet the requirements on my beta profile. So long people! See ya next chapter!