Laying there on the bed is perhaps the most revealing outfit I own, a black short skirt and a black ruffled corset complete with knee length black boots. 1 point for creativity, all black? A little gothic for a teacher isn't it? Well I still haven't got my room painted so I guess it goes with all the blood and gore on the walls. Hidan sees me looking at him and then back at the clothes probably with a confused/disgusted look on my face.

"You did say that I could pick what you wear. This is hot."

I smirk at him while scooping up the clothes in my slightly wet hands and tramp back into the bedroom much to Hidan's dismay and shouts of disapproval, I unwrap the bundle only to find that he included no bra and the sexiest pair of knickers I own. I will never trust a man to get clothes out for me again. I slap my hand to my forehead, clambering into my outfit for the day I grimace when I see my reflection in the mirror and I swiftly descend into depression when I realise that I've put weight on. The tiniest bit but as a girl even the most miniscule weight gain is a cardinal sin.

Rooting around in my bathroom cabinet I find the lightest foundation I own as well as my 'moonlight' powder and proceed to cover most of my face with a thin film of it. I almost never bother with make up but because Hidan wants me to look hot today I think I'd better give it a go and I never normally spend too much time on it however today I'm trying to get the flicks right on the ends of my eyeliner and that takes me ages. I had to restart them about 5 times before I get them right. Hidan starts pounding on the door in anticipation after about half an hour, I think it's a good thing that I'm able to drive him mad without meaning to. ;)

"I'm coming." I shout flinging the makeup back into it's box and walking dramatically out of the room

"Good, class starts soon and you haven't even had something to eat yet." Hidan yells

As I emerge from the room Hidan does his best to disguise a blush that creeps out over his cheeks, he scratches his head looking away from me. I grab his hand gently and I pull it from his face kissing his cheek gently without too much embarrassment on my part actually. He looks at me indredulously, eyes wide and a slack jaw. I think I did the wrong thing. Hidan gently strokes my hair looking deeply into my eyes, that is until Tobi zooms into the room tugging on my sleeve moving his hand up my arm.

"Tobi what could you possibly want now?" I ask anger tinging my voice practically melting his face off with my glare

"Tobi only wanted to bring you some breakfast, everybody ate the food but Tobi saved you half of his cereal when he found out that there was no breakfast left for you Abi-kawaii."

"Aww thank you Tobi-kun, that's really kind of you. Is there no food left at all?"

"No." Tobi smiles flouncing out of the room bouncing down the corridor

"Well looks like someone's going to have to go and get some then." I shrug looking at the alphabet cereal that he gave to me, it may just be coincidence but I don't think so, the words 'love' and 'Abi' are clearly spelt at the forefront of the milk. It sends a little smile playing on my lips.

"What?" Hidan sighs peering at the bowl and physically tightening up and clasping my hand in his, he drags me into the classroom just opposite my room and locks the door afterwards.

I look sceptically at him while he paces angrily around the linolium lined room, deciding it's probably best just to leave him alone I go back to eating my cereal. As I pick up the spoon it dawns on me that Tobi could have used it, I wonder what Tobi actually looks like, I mean I can see he has brown hair and I can see one sharingan eye but aside from that? I dedicate about 10 minutes to thinking about it, I could imagine him being quite round in the face –not chubby but you know some guys have a square chin? He wouldn't have that- and he wouldn't be handsome he'd be cute, I guess around his mouth he'd have lollipop stains because I see him eat them quite a lot.

"Stupid b*stard giving you alphabet cereal with 'love' in it I could have done that!" Hidan mumbles kicking one of the tables over

"I hope you're going to put that back Hidan-kun." I laugh

"Why don't you f*cking put it back!"

"Because I didn't kick it over now did I?"

"Fine I'll pick the damn desk up."

"What is the matter with you Hidan?" I ask getting a little annoyed, it was just a cute thing to do doesn't make me want to want to have sex and run away with him does it? Seriously he is so jelous.

"I'm just in a bad ass mood, just ignore me. You're lesson starts in a minute you should be getting your cast list sorted."

"I've just sorted it in my head, I know who is playing who now. I guess I'll go around and tell the others whenever I see them. Itachi will kill me, but it'll be worth it to see him dressed as a girl."

"We never did follow through with our plan to die his hair blonde did we? Would have been a surprise for the c*nt."

I look disapprovingly at him but not for long because therest of my class come pouring in the door, there is a moment of silence when everybody looks at me and then at Hidan then realise what I'm wearing and look back at me for about 5 minutes before we actually manage to get started on the lesson. I'm glad to see that everyone's here, Kakuzu Dei-Dei and of course Hidan all choose to sit on the front row looking up at me with round eyes. I can see them having a little conversation about me behind their hands while they think I'm not looking so I when I turn around they all ooze back into their original positions as artfully as possible.

"Hey Abi-kawaii un." Dei-Dei smiles cheerfully as he draws out his copy of the play, much to my delight I see that he's bookmarked at almost halfway through which is much further through than any other of the members, looking slyly at Kakuzu's book it doesn't even see like he's made a dent in it.

"Hey, so today I'm going to announce who is going to play who in Romeo and Juliet and I didn't decide these so don't be getting all upset if you didn't get who you want ok?"

"I am making no promises un." Dei-Dei jokes but secretly I can tell that he's really nervous because beads of perspiration trickle down his temple, probably due to the fact it is a little warm in here but it's not THAT warm.

"I think I can handle it." Kakuzu chuckles behind his mask

"Very well we'll start off-"

"Wait! Abi-kawaii how did you get the cast list if you didn't decide?" Kakuzu inquires

"It's the majority, some people wanted the same person to play the same role so I worked it that way. Right, so the one everyone wants to hear, Romeo will be played by Hidan."

Much to my annoyance I hear an audiable explosion flow out of Dei-Dei's mouth as he swears at Hidan physcially getting up from his seat and almost punching Kakuzu in the face. Not quite knowing what to do I just stand there waiting for them to calm down looking very apoligetically at Kakuzu who was now wandering over to me with mirth twinkling in his green eyes.

"They'll last for a while, don't worry I'll step in when things get hairy. So who is playing who then. I'll tell Deidara when he stops being an arrogant b*stard with a bruised ego?"

"Well Romeo is Hidan, Benvolio is Dei-Dei, Father Montague is you, Mother Montague is Siobhan, Mercutio is Tobi, Father Capulet is Zetzu, Mother Capulet is Michelle, Tybalt is Kisame, Friar Laurance is Leader and the Nurse is Itachi." I read from the quivering paper that hangs loosley in my grip

"Well I suppose that I'm glad I'm not playing you're father that would be rather wrong wouldn't it? I suppose Zetzu is the best bet because he at least tries to restrain himself around you." Kakuzu pats me on the back as if to say thank you for not putting him as the nurse or a girl and wanders off to break up the fight.

I pick up everyone's book to see how far they've all gotten, Dei-Dei had read as far as I had thought and Hidan (although he is my Romeo) hasn't read any exactly like I thought and even though I expect the same of Kakuzu when I pick up his copy I see detailed notes on every page and he'd even corrected some of the tips on the back page as well as making a list of questions to ask me. Wow. He's such a little (well not little) star! Without really being aware of the fighting going on in the background or the fact that Kakuzu is standing right behind me I let a massive grin show which I quickly try to hide when I realize that he's there.

"I was planning on asking you those later." Kakuzu grimaced almost ashamed of what he's done

"You can ask me those now if you want, I think I'll be able to answer some of them."

Crack.

I turn around to find scarlet drops of blood deliactely falling to the floor, seemingly silent after the harsh crack of bone that echoed around the classroom moments before. Dei-Dei is hunched over on a desk ruby red liquid oozing out all over the pine wood as I see a pale bone stick roughly out of delicate peach skin almost peircing it like a knife. Totally unaware of what I'm doing I run over to the bin and try to hold back nausea rushing through me, my heart pounding in my throat sends warm palpitations through my body so waves upon relentless waves of nausea rush through my veins. Managing to exude a few sentences I tell Kakuzu to go and fix him up a little with Sasori, I run over to him and give him a little kiss on the cheek.

"Dei-Dei, you need to be more careful around Hidan. I didn't know a part in a play meant so much to you."

"It did un. I really wanted a chance to be your Romeo in fiction because I know in reality I would never have a shot un. But I suppose I can understand, I'll just have to get you in another way un." He smirks placing a kiss on my flushed cheek

"I suppose so."

"Oh and Abi-kawaii?"

"Yes Dei-Dei?"

"I don't want you beating youself up about this. This was mine and Hidan's fault, not yours. O.K. un?"

"Yeah, I suppose so. Won't stop me from worrying about you though."

"I've had worse un." Dei-Dei chuckles as Kakuzu carries him out supporting his right shoulder with his

It's at this moment that I whirl around to face Hidan who is looking a little too cocky for my liking, his face has that 'I just totally owned you' look on it. I can't believe that e just did that to poor Dei-Dei he didn't really deserve it he was just upset, the same as Hidan would be if he wasn't my Romeo. He can sense the fact that I'm pissed off with him because he reaches for his scythe and begins to play with his hair, the same thing he always does when he gets anxious. In at any other time I would consider it cute but now it's just annoying.

Before I could open my mouth a very grumpy Kisame wanders into my room and preceeds to perch himself on my desk folding his arms across his chest, it's only then that he notices that he may be interrupting something and holds up his hands, shrugging his shoulders in the 'my bad' gesture.

"What's up Kisame?" I ask

"Nothing I just saw Deidara being carted away and I thought I'd come and see what's what. Besides we still haven't gone swimming yet even though we made you a lovely costume."

"Probably because Abi-kawaii doesn't want to be perved at by an ugly ass shark b*tch." Hidan smirks

"Ignore him Kisame, I think you're very handsome. I know we haven't, we could go tomorrow if you'd like to?"

"Can't we go today?" He pouts

"Well I would go today but I really have to make a start learning my lines but I don't see the harm in going for a couple of minutes right?" I smile not even bothering to look at Hidan for approval, right now I'm just so angry at him I couldn't care less what he thought.

"That's the spirit, we'll go before lunch, in about an hour?"

"Yeah sure, can you come and get me because I know I'm just going to forget having so mucht o do right now, I don't see me having any lunch either because apparently there's nothing left in the base!"

"No, there's loads. Tobi went out this morning to get some stupid ass cereal so we gave him the list of crap to get." Kisame states, ruffling his hand through his shock of blue hair.

"Oh…"

Very confused but also very very happy that Tobi would be that cute as to go and get the cereal specially to give me for breakfast, I leave the classroom having deemed the class officially over since two of my pupils have left and the other one now refuses to speak to me because I'm going out swimming with the 'ugly shark b*tch' honestly sometimes I wonder why I'm concerned about upsetting this guy! Wandering into the living room I plop down onto the sofa but muc to my dismay I can't read my book that I brought with me (Of Mice and Men) because Itachi storms into the room grabs my wrist and pulls me into his room. I open my mouth to scream …

WHEN SUDDENLY!