South Park in the Warzone/Emotional Warzone Chapter 10: A Rude Welcome
On the way to USMC Base
Two months later, a few days after Thanksgiving to be precise, the boys were picked up to go to USMC base in Iraq by two separate helicopters operated by Jimmy and Timmy each.
Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Tweek and Kevin rode in Jimmy's helicopter. Cartman, Token, Butters, Craig, Clyde and Pip rode in Timmy's helicopter.
" I still can't believe it to this day, Kyle." Stan said looking at a picture of him and Wendy with her engagement ring.
" I can't be more happy for you, bro." Kyle rested his hand on Stan's shoulder.
" This just proves that we grew up too fast!" Kenny added.
" Stan, stop looking at the picture of you and Wendy, we know you're getting married...Queer." Cartman said over the radio from Timmy's helicopter to Jimmy's.
" Shut up, fag!" Stan replied.
" Nevermind him, Stan congratulations!" Clyde snatched the radio from Cartman.
" Thanks, Clyde!" Stan responded.
" Um Stan, when will be your wedding date?" Pip used the radio.
" Not sure Pip, I guess whenever we get to go home, I'll have to let Wendy know in advance." Stan replied.
" Okay be sure to keep us posted, mate." Pip replied.
" Ten-four." Stan responded.
" Agh, heights still freak me out!" Tweek looked down from the helicopter while overseas.
" N-not to worry, we're almost there!" Jimmy said.
" You said that hours ago." Kevin said.
" This time I mean it!" Jimmy replied.
" Timmy, are we almost there?" Cartman whined.
" Timmy!" Timmy answered.
" Oh I forgot you don't say much, shoulda known." Cartman said in a annoyed tone.
" Idiot." Craig shaking his head.
" Hey guys I believe we found our base!" Jimmy announced switching channels on the radio to the USMC while looking ahead at a nearby base as Stan and the others looked closer.
" Air-hawk 2 to USMC base, over." Jimmy radioed the USMC base.
" Yes Air-hawk 2, what's your status?" A Marine replied.
" We need confirmation that the base we're approaching is the right one, over." Jimmy said.
" Copy that, I sent one of the men out to search for you, over." The Marine replied.
" Timmy, follow my lead we need to see if that's our base!" Jimmy advised as he pulled up in front of Timmy.
" Keep your distance Jimmy, this could be the wrong one." Stan said.
Jimmy and Timmy's helicopters closed in towards a unknown camp completely unaware that it's a enemy base.
" Something's not right Timmy, those ain't American colors." Token observing different insignia's imprinted on the tents.
" Air-hawk 2 we have no visual of a incoming helicopter, over." The Marine said.
A Iraq soldier took notice of two American helicopters and warned other soldiers.
" Dude, this isn't it let's get the fuck out of here!" Kyle shouted.
" Agreed!" Jimmy moved the helicopter to escape.
" Haul ass, Timmy!" Butters shouted.
A RPG missle shot in the air targeting Timmy's helicopter.
" Holy shit!" Cartman shouted as the missile exploded on Timmy's helicopter.
" Cartman!" Stan shouted.
" Base, Air-hawk 1 has been shot down we are at a enemy base, request immediate assistance!" Jimmy shouted as a second missile aimed for them.
" Air-hawk 2 , where is your position, over!" The Marine shouted.
" I don't know, just lock on to the helicopters... ARGGHH!" Jimmy shouted but was cut off by the missile exploding on the helicopter upon contact.
" Brace yourselves!" Kevin shouted bracing himself on the helicopter.
The helicopter continued to violently spin as Jimmy lost total control to the helicopter.
" Stan, hold on!" Kenny shouted. Stan tried to brace himself but gravity pulled him to land hard on his back.
" STAN!" Kyle screamed at a unconscious Stan.
The helicopter crash landed on the out skirts of the enemy base a bit further from Timmy's crash point.
South Park
Meanwhile in South Park, Wendy and the girls arrived at the South Park Hospital to found out the sex of Wendy and Stan's baby.
" I forgot how long it takes to go through the hospital." Red said waiting with the other girls in the waiting room.
" So Wendy, how far along are you?" Millie asked.
" Five months now, I believe." Wendy answered.
" Yeah, we should definitely know what it is by now." Lola flipping pages on a magazine.
" So what are you hoping for?" Bebe asked.
" I want a boy, Stan wants a girl either way we'll be happy." Wendy smiled while looking at her huge stomach.
" I bet your excited!" Sally assumed while smiling.
" Of course I am." Wendy felt her stomach and started feel movement for the first time.
" Oh my God, it's moving my baby's moving!" Wendy feeling overjoyed to feel a reaction of her baby.
" Really!" Sally with same emotion as Wendy feeling Wendy's stomach.
Sally felt a kick from Wendy's stomach and was at awe from it.
" Oh my God!" Sally thrilled to feel such thing.
" Let me feel it!" Bebe also putting her hand on Wendy's stomach which triggered another kick.
" This is amazing, it knows it's aunt Bebe!" Bebe feeling ecstatic as the other girl rushed to feel Wendy's stomach.
" Oh Wendy, this has to feel great!" Lola smiled.
" I know, it does!" Wendy happily said.
" Ms. Wendy Testaburger?" A doctor called out.
" That's me!" Wendy stood up to greet the doctor.
" Hello my name is Dr. Bryan, if you would follow me we can proceed with the ultra-sound." Dr. Bryan smiled shaking Wendy's hand.
" Can they come with me?" Wendy pointed at her friends.
" I'm sorry, Ms. Testaburger only the father of the child is allowed." Dr. Bryan answered.
" We'll be waiting, good luck!" Millie said.
Wendy and Dr. Bryan entered the doctor's room to begin the process.
" Ms. Testaburger, if you'll change into this gown in the restroom there and have a seat in this comfy chair we canget started.." Dr. Bryan politely instructed pointing at the restroom.
Wendy grabbed her green gown and changed the restroom then came out to sit on the chair as instructed.
" Okay, Ms. Testaburger is this your first?" asked.
" Yes sir." Wendy replied.
" Okay what I'm going to have you do is keep your legs spread open, so that I may insert this little device into your cervix so we can determine what sex is your baby." Dr. Bryan said.
" Understood." Wendy spreading her legs as Dr. Bryan opened Wendy's vagina and inserted a device to process the ultra-sound.
" Okay, it'll take a few moments for the screen here to load up." Dr. Bryan said looking at the screen and computer.
After what seemed like hours was only minutes as Wendy eagerly anticipated her first look of her baby.
" Okay the screen loaded up and here's your baby!" Dr. Bryan tilting the screen towards Wendy.
" My...My...My baby!" Wendy began to sob.
" Do you want to know what the sex of your baby, Ms. Testaburger?" Dr. Bryan asked.
" What do you think the sex is?" Heidi asked.
" I think it's a boy." Bebe gave her answer.
" I think it's a girl." Sally differed.
The girls continued to chat amongst themselves until seeing Wendy emerge from the doctor's office with a huge smile on her face.
Enemy Base
Stan
Allies: Kyle, Kenny, Kevin, Jimmy and Tweek
Mission Objectives: Find Cartman's group and survive assault.
Stan began slowly open his eyes and his vision was temporarily impaired due to the after shock of crash landing.
" Oh thank goodness, your awake!" Kyle reached out his hand to help Stan up.
" Here Stan!" Kevin tossed a M14 assault rifle to Stan.
" Good thing there was spare rifles in the emergency weapons case!" Jimmy said.
" Damn how long was I out for?" Stan asked rubbing the back of his head.
" About thirty minutes, it took us a while to get everybody out of that damned helicopter." Kevin said.
" We got to find the others and regroup here, the Marines are coming for us!" Kyle said.
" Now that Stan's up, let's find them!" Tweek said.
" Agreed, there's no time to waste!" Kenny ran forward as the others followed.
" We have no commanding officer fellas, we can easily get killed." Jimmy brought up.
" At this point, we have to rely on our instincts." Stan said as they continued marching forward.
" Looks like our first target came to us." Kenny aimed his weapon at a member of Iraq's search party.
" Kenny, you want him?" Kevin asked.
" Yep." Kenny replied pulling the trigger his M16 assualt rifle to head shot the Iraq soldier.
After the shot was fired, more soldiers were alerted and came to where the source of shot was.
" All right boys have fun!" Stan shouted shooting down three soldiers.
" Agh, take this you son of a bitches!" Tweek fired his weapon killing three soldiers as well.
" AHH DAMN IT!" Kyle shouted as he was shot in the arm.
" Kyle, get cover and patch yourself up with a first aid!" Stan shouted shooting the soldier who shot Kyle.
Kevin pulled a pin from a frag grenade and tossed it overhead torwards a group of six Iraq soldiers.
" Frag out!" Kevin shout as the grenade exploded killing the group of soldiers.
Tweek got shot in his leg and was forced to move over to patch his leg up.
A Iraq soldier saw Tweek's weakness and charged over to finish him.
" No you don't, you bastard!" Clyde came from behind using one hand to hold the soldiers head still and using the other hand to impale the soldiers throat with his combat blade.
" Kill these bastards!" Craig shouted raining bullets down to take the Iraq soldiers from behind.
A Iraq soldier was completely unaware that Cartman is behind him and was not given a chance to react when Cartman snapped his neck.
" Stupid Muslim!" Cartman spat on the body.
" Looks like they made it okay!" Jimmy shouted as he continued firing his weapon.
" Glad to see you made it!" Butters said ducking for cover next to Stan and Co.
" Likewise!" Kyle said standing over his cover to fire more shots.
" Still we're outnumbered!" Token shouted firing his weapon.
" OOO LIVIN A LIE!" Timmy shouted pulling the trigger of his hand pistol in hand.
" Argh, damn you!" Pip reacted to getting shot on his arm and tossed a knife directly into the soldiers head.
" I'm out of ammo!" Butters yelled.
" Shit me too!" Clyde yelled.
" Then we have one choice... Lose them!" Craig shouted tossing a smoke grenade blinding all Iraq soldiers.
" Fall back!" Stan shouted as his group and Cartman's group retreated back to where Jimmy's helicopter landed.
Gunshots could be heard as the Iraq soldiers were blinded hoping they could get lucky by shooting any of the boys but failed.
" Quick this way!" Stan pointed out the direction.
The boys made it back to the destroyed helicopter thinking they avoided all contacts but were mistaken.
" Damn it there's more!" Kyle shouted as the Iraq soldier began to open fire.
The boys jumped using the helicopter for cover to avoid crossfire.
" Anybody got any ammo at all?" Cartman asked.
" I got a little bit!" Kenny said.
" Me too!" Tweek said.
" Hold them off while you can, we have to come up with a escape!" Stan ordered.
" You got it!" Kenny reloaded his M16 and fired at will.
" Okay guys what's next, we got any more grenades?" Kyle asked.
" Afraid not, we used the last one!" Craig answered.
" Guys we can't hold on any longer!" Tweek shouted.
At that moment grenades and nukes came down and destroyed a great deal of Iraq soldiers.
" Look!" Jimmy pointed at incoming U.S soldiers who helped them out.
" There's our men, kill these Iraq bastards and retrieve our men back to base!" A soldier confirmed.
The U.S soldiers killed and chased off the left over Iraq soldiers and a armored plane came down to greet Stan and Co.
" Inside the plane soldiers!" A commanding officer ordered as the boys entered the plane.
" I am the Lt. Of the U.S Marines, Lt. Russell Johnson!" Lt. Johnson greeted as Stan and Co. saluted.
" You must be Pvt. Marsh, I heard much things about you from your old drill sargent!" Lt. Johnson said.
" You and Pvts. Broflovski, Black, and Tucker will be taking orders from me this day forward." Lt. Johnson said.
" What about the others, sir?" Kyle asked.
" They'll be taking orders from different officers." Lt. Johnson answered.
" By the way, welcome to the Omega Squad!" Lt. Johnson stated.
(Credits theme for South Park in the Warzone: Trouble Maker from Mischief Maker (I'm going to spoil some characters that have yet to be seen))
(Opening scene: The likes of Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman, Tweek, Craig, Butters, and Clyde are walking together down a hallway when they are stopped by a soldier holding out pamphlets and papers regarding the Marine Corps. The eight boys look at each other, nod, put their hands together and jump up as the title for the fanfic appears)
(Koi no 'heart' ga 'beat' ga okotteru. Atsui 'jealousy', 'jealousy' tomaranai. Tafu de yancha de shounen de miryokuteki, Aitsu 'Trouble, Trouble Maker')
(At boot camp, the boys athleticism are being pushed passed their limits as they are working on their fighting skills, gun skills, physical strength, and more)
(Mattaku, atama ni kichau nikurashii seikaku. Ima ni shippo tsukande "gyafun" to iwasete miseru. Datte okashi sugiru mono "omae ga ichiban." Dato,
Junban wo tsuke dashitara mou abunai, hokanimo dareka iru)
(The girlfriends of the boys are back at home missing them greatly, thinking of their favorite memory of them. Bebe seems to be painting her favorite memory with Kyle. Suddenly, Wendy feels a pain in her stomach. She realizes what this means and thinks about a baby. A ten year old Lyra appears in Wendy's mind, with silhouettes of Felix, Chelsea, Larry, Barry, Lindsay, Mimi, Cici, Paul, and Junior appearing after her)
(Oh my god! Kura kura semaru sekai no subete. Aitsu chuushin ni mawatteru)
(In Iraq, the boys are fighting for their lives, taking out multiple Al Qaeda soldiers. It's then they look up on a mountain and see the leader: General Rakish)
(Koi no 'heart' ga 'heat' wo okoshisou. Atsui 'jealousy', 'jealousy' tomaranai. Dakedo hantai ni izen yori sukini naru. Mune wa 'Trouble, Trouble Maker'.)
(The boys rush to the mountain, ready to kill the Al Qaeda general. On the way, Clyde, Butters, Tweek, and Craig get pre-occupied with other Al Qaeda soldiers. Cartman, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny make it to the top where they prepare to clash with General Rakish, who summons a big purple crystal. The four boys don't care about that and charge forward)
(Instrumental)
(Back at home, Wendy is resting in a hammock thinking about hers and Stan's future. She even thinks about what her soon-to-be daughter will grow up to be like)
(Ah, mou shouganai yatsu taiyou mitaini. Shibaraku tooku kara mite ageru)
(Back in Iraq, Stan, Cartman, Kyle, and Kenny are holding their own when Rakish calls in reinforcements, including tanks and helicopters. The four boys look ready to give up when the rest of their friends, Token, Timmy, Jimmy, Pip, General Arthur Nixon, Captain Wilkinson, and others on their side join them)
(Koi no 'heart' ga 'beat' ga okotteru. Atsui 'jealousy', 'jealousy' tomaranai. Tafu de yancha de shounen de miryokuteki. Aitsu 'Trouble, Trouble Maker')
(There's a huge battle, everyone giving it their all, neither giving an inch. Stan jumps up with a combat knife and dives right for Rakish, who looks ready to parry the attack. Rakish blocks it and Stan goes flying back. Stan looks ready to give up when he gets a vision of Wendy and his family. He knows they don't want him to give up. Stan gets back up and charges back at Rakish as the song ends.
TO BE CONTINUED...