Hanna was looking at herself in the mirror, wiping away the smudged makeup running down her face, due to her crying. She took a deep breath, and continued to wipe her face, and sometimes splash it with cold water. She turned around to face the girls.
"Do I look okay?" She asked them. They nodded after a bit, and Spencer wiped a bit of smudged black away from her eye. "Thanks." She took Caleb's hand, and they all walked downstairs.
"Are you alright?" Caleb asked her.
"I could be better. I need a drink." Hanna walked over to the table, where they all got new drinks. Hanna downed a glass of water, and then filled it with Vodka.
"Are you sure, Han?" Spencer asked, when Hanna was taking a large swig.
"Yes I am. Stop worrying." Hanna moaned after tipping the rest of the cup back.
"Don't mix your drinks." Aria warned her, as she refilled her cup.
"I won't."
"It happened before, so don't. We don't want to be cleaning up your vomit, and dragging you away from hugging a tree." Emily said, which caused Caleb and Maya to laugh at the last part.
"You hugged a tree." Caleb asked, and she just shrugged. Hanna took another swig, and almost fell to the ground. "Kay. I'm cutting you off."
"I thought this was a party." Hanna moaned, and Caleb looked at her friends who sighed.
"One more cup, Han. And then we'll cut you off." Hanna nodded her head, and gave a thumbs up to Spencer.
"Where's a tree." Hanna giggled.
"Okay, you guys are definitely staying here, because I don't think I can handle a drunk Hanna." Caleb said to Emily, Aria, Maya and Spencer, and they nodded their heads.
"Trust me, we barely can." Emily said.
"Let's sit down." Hanna said, and dragged Caleb and Aria to the stairs. She sat down on Caleb's lap, and started singing thrift shop which was playing. They all laughed, and when the song stopped, a frown came onto Hanna's face. "I need more vodka." Hanna made a move to get up, but Caleb laced his arms around her waist, and pulled her back down on his lap.
"You're not having any more." Caleb said, as the girls dove into conversation.
"Yes I am. If you would just let me go."
"Hanna. I'm not letting you get drunk of your ass." Hanna crossed her arms.
"Why not?"
"Because you'll regret it in the morning." Hanna moaned.
"Fine, only for you. If it was for anyone else, I wouldn't do it."
"That's all I'm asking for, okay?" Hanna leaned back onto Caleb, and spread her legs out, and kicked Spencer and Aria, but she didn't know she did. They all laughed at their friend. "Does she usually get this drunk?"
"Yes, but we just have a pact." Aria said smiling deviously, along with Spencer or Emily. I raised my eyebrows.
"And what is that pact?" Maya asked.
"It is too throw a water of freezing cold water over the drunken one's head." Spencer said.
"And to get them rifled up." Emily slurred.
"What if you're all drunk?" Caleb asked.
"We don't do it, because then we're just in a crappy mood." Aria said, and Hanna's head shot up.
"I love this song, let's go dance." Hanna screeched, and got out of Caleb's grasp. She dragged Maya and Emily to the dance floor.
"Are you alright with her for a bit?" Caleb asked Spencer and Aria.
"We're fine, go back to your guys." Aria said, and as Aria and Spencer moved to the dance floor, Caleb went over to the boys and Cece.
"…So then I slapped the bitch, and she fell to the ground, and that is how I got my shoes." Cece said, and I sat down next to Ezra. "Hey, what happened with her?"
"Her ex-boyfriend is what happened." Caleb said.
"You're in love." Ezra slurred dragging the words out.
"How long has he been like this?"
"About a half hour." Jason said. "He's right, you're in love." Jason said, doing an imitation of Ezra.
"So…"
"So… She's a bet." Toby said, and Cece's mouth fell open.
"You guys have got some problems." Cece said.
"Thanks babe." Jason said sarcastically. Cece patted his head.
"What was the bet?" The boys laughed at Cece, even though she was a girl, she had a boys' attitude, even though she was totally girly.
"To make her fall in love with this loser in two weeks." Ezra said, a little too loud, and Caleb punched him in the arm, but Ezra whacked his head. "Uh-huh. You deserved it."
"So has she?"
"Yes." Caleb said.
"And you've fallen in love with her as well. You were the first one to say it, and you don't want her to find out."
"How are you so good at reading people?"
"I'm a girl."
"Really." Toby asked, and Cece threw a cushion.
"Yeah, I've got a tampon in my bag too prove it." Toby looked down, and Cece laughed. "God, I love screwing with you guys over PMSing." Jason laughed as well.
"I love you so much." Jason said.
"Love you too."
"So, Drake. Are you PMSing right now?" Ezra whispered, but loud enough to hear, and they burst out laughing, except Ezra who didn't know what he just said was funny.
"Should I answer?" Cece said.
"Show him up?" Caleb said, and a smile came onto Cece's face.
"I don't see blood coming from your vagina, Fitz." Cece said, and they burst out laughing, and once again, Ezra didn't.
"I don't have a vagina." Ezra said, which caused them to laugh even more. "Do I?" They laughed even harder.
"Just saying Caleb, look at your girlfriend." Toby said laughing, and Caleb looked over to Hanna who fell tipsily onto Emily who laughed.
"I'll be back." Caleb said, and stood up.
"I'll be back." Ezra said in the same voice as Arnold Schwarzenegger, and they all laughed before Caleb walked over to his girlfriend dancing drunkenly and occasionally falling over.
"Caleb! Let's dance together." Hanna screamed.
"Hanna, it's time you take a break." Caleb reasoned, and she nodded her head.
"This is my boyfriend." She shouted, and Jason, Toby and Cece who were watching were laughing at Caleb's attempt to stop his girlfriend. "And we're going to do some eighteen rated shit."
"You're coming with me." Caleb said, and Hanna pouted. "How the hell do you get her to do things when she's drunk?" He asked her friends. Emily, Aria and Spencer exchanged looks.
"We will show you." Emily said, and they took Hanna by the hands, and dragged her to the place where Caleb was last. They sighed when they were done. "That is how you get a drunk Hanna places."
"I've got an easier way." Caleb said, and lifted her up, he walked to the sofa, and placed her on his lap. Spencer sat on Toby, Aria sat next to a – drunk of his ass – Ezra, and Maya sat on Emily.
"Where's the drinks table, I forgot." Ezra moaned, and they all laughed. Cece exchanged a look and a nod with Jason, Caleb and Toby.
"Is there something we should know?" Spencer asked curiously.
"You girls will catch on. So, Ezra where's the drinks table?" Cece said.
"Where is the drinks table?" Ezra said in a duh-voice.
"It's in my vagina." They all laughed, except for Ezra who just groaned. Cece shared a high five with Jason. "So have you caught on?"
"Yes, you make period jokes, to make the guys feel uncomfortable. I do it all the time, it's fun." Maya said.
"See, girls' instinct is the same." Cece said, looking at Toby.
"Guys, where is the drink table?" Ezra whined, and they laughed.
"It's in the hall, loser." Toby said, and Ezra got up to refill his drink, but he tripped over the coffee table. He got back up after about a minute. Cece, Caleb, Jason, Ezra, Hanna and Toby all burst out laughing as he fell down, but the four girls just sat there staring at their friends for laughing. He returned and sat down next to Aria.
"What's in you vagina then, Cece? Because the drinks table is out in the hall." Ezra said, and they all laughed.
"Blood is in my vagina, Fitz." The girls and Jason laughed, while the three boys looked around, uncomfortably.