hee hee i decided to save you all the suspense and just give you the next chapter XD

im so nice~ lol

all you ad to wait was a couple of hours XD

anyway you like seeing Allen in girl form ne?

im having fun doing this W

Disclaimer: do not own any of these DGM chracters! Kastura Hoshino does!!!!

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The object hit target.

With excessive force.

Everything went back to normal time, no more slow motion.

Once again a cracking sound could be heard. Lenalee gasped, practically eating the bra in her hand, "Kanda!"

Allen was just pleased with his choice, not to sacrifice his own head for one that was already fractured. Besides, if you thought about it, Kanda had bandages around his head, softening the impact.

Kanda thudded to the ground, most likely a concussion.

"Woot! Got'cha!" Lavi pumped a fist in the air.

"Lavi! What have you done?" Lenalee demanded.

"Wha? I just killed an akuma for you!" Lavi pointed at the bee-hive headed Kanda.

"That's Kanda you idiot!" Lenalee shouted.

Red started to stain the floor. Kanda was loosing so much blood that it was unsafe.

"What! That was Yu? Oh my gosh! IM SO SORRY YU!!!!" he grabbed the half-dead exorcist and shook his shoulders. Kanda was going to have more than just a concussion, he was going to have neck problems when he came to.

Allen smiled at his own intelligence for a while and came back to the real problem. He had had enough, he made a decision to change himself back into a guy. Wheather he had to face Komui or not. Getting up, he began to make his way to the science department.

Coincidentally, Kanda's foot jutted out from his tangled, unconscious body, tripping Allen over. He flew through the air colliding with Lavi, landing head first. The two ended up sprawled on top of each other in some weird, awkward angle.

Lavi rubbed his already starting to swell head, wincing in pain. He opened his eyes, feeling weight on his chest. Allen was sitting up right on Lavi's stomach. Seemingly deep in thought.

"Oh I'm sorry!" Allen looked down at Lavi with an are-you-okay look.

Lavi couldn't hold it in.

Blood spurted all over Allen's face.

Massive nosebleed.

"EEEEEEEE!!!" Allen squealed as his face was painted in the crimson liquid, "Great job Lavi!" he pouted, voice coated in sarcasm, spitting out the excess blood that had crept into his mouth and folding his arms across his chest in anger.

"Do something about your shirt!" Lavi pointed, pinching his nose, which seemingly, was running like a tap. A red tap.

Allen got up, buttoning his shirt and continued to make his way towards the science headquarters leaving behind the Kanda corpse.

Lenalee grabbed his arm, "Where are you going? I haven't got you all your clothes yet!" she helped Allen put on the bra, that he realized was a good thing. He felt less girly wearing it and his chest didn't flop, it stayed in place!

"Aww you're so cute. I always wished for a little sister!" Lenalee gave Allen a little squeeze as he checked out the bra by jumping up and down.

Allen felt like an idiot, as he wiped the blood off his face. Lenalee's little sister game was going waaayyy off hand. Some one had to do something, but no one he thought of was of any use. Kanda was out if the game, Komui wouldn't give a damn, Lavi had severe nosebleeds just looking at him and Lenalee was convinced that he was a girl going through puberty.

But even before he realized that no one could help him he was dragged off to the fashion capital, Italy.