"MOVE IT, PEOPLE!"

"WATCH OUT!"

"GET OUT OF THE BLOODY WAY!"

"AH!"

They were charging through Camelot, pushing and shoving people out-of-the-way. Gwaine and Arthur shouting at random people to move, Percival alternating between yelling and apologizing, and Leon just apologizing for his hands which were on Merlyn's lower back and bottom. Merlyn in the other hand, was screaming through her contractions.

"You there!" Arthur pointing to a stable boy. "Go tell the physician that the baby is coming!"

"The baby?"

"NOW!" The boy nodded taking the steps two at a time, the knights slowly following.

"Hang in there, Merls. We're almost there, you got that?" Gwaine muttered, rushing up the steps.

"Ah!"

"I'll take that as a yes?" They charged into Gaius' chambers. Gaius had two bags tucked under his arms headed out the door.

"Where are you going?" Arthur shouted.

"She can't give birth in here! Where would she lay? There's no room!"

"Then, where do we go?" The King was dumbfounded, shaking over the pregnant woman's weight.

"If you don't hurry up and choose, I'll have it right here!"

"Arthur's room!" Gwaine shouted, the other knights turning around. "Hurry mates!"

"My room?" Arthur squawked.

"Lay her down here. Gently!" Gaius commanded. "Now, get out!"

As the knights made their way towards the door, Gwen rushed in. "Gaius! The midwife's not coming!"

"What?"

"She's helping another woman in the lower town!" Guinevere grasped Merlyn's hand, wincing at the woman's grip.

Gaius cursed. "Do any of you have experience giving birth?"

All the men shook their heads. All except...

"I have." Gwaine offered.

"The rest of you, out! Okay Gwaine, you're the best we got."

Gwen looked up at him. "Have you really helped a birth before?"

"Well, it was a cow. But Merlyn's kind of the same-"

"I AM NOT A COW, GWAINE!"

"Gwaine!" Gaius gestured him over.

"What do you want me to do?" Gaius lifted Merlyn's dress up.

"I need you to catch the baby."

"They've been in there forever." Leon muttered as he sat next to Arthur's door. Percival had his head bowed, Arthur pacing. After ten more minutes of silence, they heard it. Crying.

"I did it!" They heard Gwaine shout in relief.

"Not yet! There's another one!"

"OH, GOD!" The men exchanged grins.

After another half hour, Percival, Leon, and Arthur were allowed in the room. Merlyn was lying in bed, holding one of the babies. Gwaine held the other.

"Twins?" Leon whispered, smiling.

"Yeah." Merlyn smiled, beaming up at them. "One boy, one girl."

"We couldn't have done it without Gwaine." Gwen gestured at the man.

"You did it, buddy." Percival congratulated, clasping a hand on the shorter man's shoulders.

"Yeah, I did." Gwaine said, before handing the baby to Percival. "Hold her for a second."

And with that, he collapsed in a dead faint.

I hope you all liked it. I really love picking on Gwaine, don't I? Anyway, do you guys want:

-Moody Merlyn

-Gwen Giving Birth

-Moody Gwen

Or anything else you might think of! Oh, and what do you want the twins' names to be? Leave any suggestions in a review!

-Ash out.