A letter from Elmgrove Secondary School

Dear Maureen,

I have come to the conclusion that you:

a) Could eat me alive,

b) Are the strangest person I have ever met

and c) The object of my every affection.

To me, you're like the stars: far off, beautiful, mysterious, complex and fascinating. My goal is to get up to the stars and drink in everything I can find from them. It's really like you're in some far off galaxy, with sex and fights and cinnamon. I've never been anywhere near that galaxy. But I know I could get there, as long as you want to help me.

I just realized that sound really dorky, talking about stars and stuff. I promise not to talk about science when I'm around you. Speaking of being around you, I really want to meet you in person. I'll take you anywhere and we can talk about nothing or everything or whatever you want, because I think what I want most is to see you smile.

I feel like you're someone I'd want to know my whole life. I think that I would be stupid to let you walk away from me now.

Love, Mark

P.S. When we meet up, I'll be the kid with blond hair a glasses with a camera extension on my hand.


Next letter from a certain latina dancer. Stick around, my dears.