"Wh-what?" Light said with a blush on his face, "You can if you want but I just, uhm, I-" Light continued his stuttering trying to regain his cool but he slowly gave up after Matt and Mello began laughing. Then L's drunken giggle erupted.

"It's okay, caramel boy, I was kidding!" L continued giggling.

"Oh, I knew that..." Light blushed even more.

"Ryuuga, did you just call Light "Caramel Boy"?" Mello continued laughing.

"Oh...yeah I did! Do you know why Light-kun?" L leaned over to Light.

"Uhm, no..." Light knew full well why, he just didn't want to say it.

"Well, I call you –hic- Caramel Boy from now on 'cause your skin is all –hic- smooth and caramelelely, and –hic- also I like licking and sucking on my hard boiled caramel candy sweets..." Ryuuzaki's giggles erupted again as Light's face went an even darker shade of red.

"News flash, Caramel Boy, Ryuuzaki just offered you a blow job," Mello said laughing with Matt on the sofa, clutching their own stomachs and pulling their knees up as they bounced around like two bouncy balls becoming out of control. Oh my God...this is so embarrassing and great at the same time...

"Well, I thought we were going to play truth or dare first...?" Light tried to get into the game instead of into Ryuuzaki's pants...for now.

"OOoooOHH YEEAhAHHH!" Ryuuzaki screamed throwing his arms up in the air. "Right, Mello I dare you to take your top of." Ryuuzaki giggled.

"Uhm, okay?" Mello whipped off his leather vest to reveal a lean six pack to match his muscley arms.

"Nice one, Ryuuzaki," Matt said, admiring Mello's body.

"Eheheh. Thanks. Mello your go!"

"Okay, Light I dare you to give Ryuuzaki a lap dance!" Mello said, pointing at Light.

"What? It's supposed to be truth or dare...you have to ask me first," Light tried to reject the dare, for he didn't actually know how to give someone a lap dance.

"Oh, Mells, I don't think he knows how!" Matt giggled. How does he do that, dammit?!

"Aw! Little Caramel Boy! Okay, I'll do a truth instead."

"Okay."

"How hard would you fuck Ryuuzaki?" Crap.

"We'll know whether you're lying or not," Matt butted in with a sing-song voice. In the background, L was rolling around on his back with his feet in the air holding his toes.

"Yes, Light-kun, how hard would you fuck me?" he asked in mono tone.

"Uhm..." Light wracked his brains to think of a way to get out of this.

"No way out." Matt said, smirking and leaning forward.

"Quite...hard?" Light said, almost like a question.

"JACKPOOOOOOT!" Ryuuzaki was obviously satisfied with the answer, "You hear that guys?! I'm gon' get fucked good and –hic- hard!" Mello and Matt cracked up laughing for the millionth time that evening whilst Light struggled to not picture that picture in his head.

"Okay, Matt, truth or dare?" Light quickly got back to the game.

"Dare!" Matt announced his decision in the form of a female opera singer.

"Okay, um..." Light began thinking of a dare.

"This is gonna be hard, Light, I'm comfortable with doing practically anything in here." Matt shrugged.

"I'VE GOT OnE liIIGHT!" Ryuuzaki leaned over to whisper in something in Light's ear. It must've been something good, because Light's face lit up into an evil mass-murderer like grin, scaring Matt and Mello slightly. Ryuuzaki pulled away and smiled with Light with the same tone as Light, freaking the couple out even more. L leaved the room pulling out his phone. "Do you guys want another beer?" Light asked getting up from off the floor.

"Yeah, sure," Mello smiled.

"Well whatever made you guys smile like that I'd like to be as drunk as possible so hit me," Matt said.

Ryuuga returned to the room a few minutes later. "They'll be around five minutes,"

"Okay," Light smiled mischievously and took a seat on the floor after handing the others their beers. "L, would you like a beer?"

"YeeeEEAAAHH! Sounds GREAT," L celebrated. Light chuckled and got up to get the beer. When he passed L he received a butt pinch.

"Ryuuzaki!" Light jumped, and turned around to see L do a deranged laugh whilst running around with his arms in the air like the drunken fool he was until he stopped and dropped to his knees and whipped his head round to look at Light with a cheeky grin. He giggled and fell on his back and pulled his feet up in the air via his toes. Light couldn't help but laugh, Matt and Mello cackling like idiots on the sofa, falling onto each other still supporting their abdominals. Light returned with a beer and Ryuuzaki drunk it from the bottle like a baby would from theirs.

"FINIIIISHED!" Ryuuzaki giggled and put the bottle on the table to climb into Light's lap like a cat.

"Ryuuzaki, what are you doing?" Light said, wincing every now and then when Ryuuzaki put all his weight on one part of his boney body. There was a buzz at the door and everyone looked round to the buzzer thingy. "They're here." Light said dramatically. L fell off his lap on purpose and returned to the feet-in-the-air position on the floor. "Okay, I'll buzz you in now."

Everyone was silent apart from Ryuuzaki's hiccups until there was a knock at the door. Light opened the door to an exact copy of L, however with red eyes and he was dressed in black skinny jeans and a black hoody. "Sup guys, long time no see."

Heeyyyaaa ^-^ So what do we think of the (not much of a) mystery character? Heheh.

Guest thank you so much for your review! I'm so happy you like the story and it's been so fun to write cx heheh. Thank you sosososo much for the review, and yeah I hate Misa with a passion, too...thanks again ^-^

Anyway, I might update again today. I'm writing a story, like a normal one (if I could call it normal it's pretty weird :b) so my siblings and parents are all like Oooo you writing Wood Abi?! and I have to say uh no im writing my fic and I can't ask them to read it or anything because I don't think my dad would want his fourteen year old daughter writing this sort of stuff cx so ssshhh don't tell! Heheh. I'm feeling lazy right now so excuse my lack of punctuation and stuff. I might update later, so until next time cookies ^-^ REVIEW K BYE