Sorry for the delay folks but here it is!

I do not own Hellsing, only Blaze.

I opened my eyes and stared at the inside of my coffin…I could tell you right then that during the time I was sleeping Alucard was wide awake. He had caught me covering my eyes during all the parts in Sweeney Todd where people had gotten their throats slit and apparently thought that I needed to see those parts in my sleep…in HD.

"What kind of vampire can't handle scenes from a fictional movie? Half breed." I heard, as I flipped around in my coffin.

I pushed open the lid. I was tired and I had training to do. I stood up and stretched.

"Nice nightgown by the way." Alucard said mockingly at my giant T-shirt and Shorts. I didn't see what was wrong with them…but what ever. I shrugged him off.

"Master, unless you've forgotten…I have to get ready for training…and being a girl, I must ask you get out." I said searching for a uniform.

"Girl? Not that you act much like one." He smirked sitting back on a chair in the corner of the room.

Oh sure…you know if I was a little more awake…

"Right…it's war then." I said turning around forgetting about my search at that moment. "Right 'o!" I walked towards Alucard, about to my coffin. Alucard leaned back smiling and entwining his fingers together, ready for anything I could throw at him.

"Oh really Half Breed?"

"Yep!" I opened my coffin and slipped inside shutting the lid after me. Even inside the coffin, using the connection me and my master shared, I could tell he had expected an attack…not a retreat. Might as well not disappoint him right?

Serpent

Dragon

Hare

Tiger

"Half breed…" I could hear Alucard say as he pulled open the coffin lid. I smirked at him.

"Hey master…guess what?"

He looked at me quizzically.

"FIRE BALL!" I blew a fireball right into his face! Hooray for Fire Jutsu! He backed up as the flames burned and quickly died out. I tried to make it out the door but was caught.

After some fighting, name calling…being held in the air, threats to tell Integra (from both of us), some more fire jutsu, and an ashtray impaled in Alucard's head, I was finally in my uniform and on my way to go target practice. To bad I was dead tired at the time.

"HAHAHA"

"Maybe we should just leave her there."

Pip grinned. "Maybe…"

There where snickers…oh the snickers, which where quickly hushed by themselves or with aid of each other. I had fallen asleep hugging one of the guns…probably a hilarious sight to the Wild Geese.

Suddenly without warning there was a whooshing sound and freezing cold.

"AUGH! FIRE!" I screamed sitting up and dropping the gun I had been embracing. I looked up at Pip who was holding an empty overturned bucket in his hands. My bangs fell limply in front of my face dripping little water drops.

"Oh yeah very mature!" I said wiping some of the water off my face. Pip cracked up laughing.

Up above Integra suppressed a chuckle at the going-ons below.

"Master I've noticed something." Alucard's voice interupted. She turned.

"What is it servant?" She asked regaining composure. Hopefully she wouldn't have to deal with another one of the vampire's games.

"When do Blaze's powers become most Prominent?" He asked, the light bouncing off of his sunglasses.

Integra thought. "The oddest times…I see no pattern…What are you getting at?" She said annoyance rising. That vampire would never get to the point in a reasonable amount of time it seemed.

"It's very simple master, shall I demonstrate?" Alucard said, a grin crossing his face.

I aimed my gun at one of the targets on the shooting range...one that actually looked like I could hit.

"Ah ah…farzer…you're a vampire, you 'ave an advantage." Pip said from behind me. I turned around.

"Are you nuts? Only a well trained sniper could hit that!" I said pointing at the 4,300 meter mark the mercenary wanted me to hit.

"You 'ave to try and shoot it anyway." He said motioning me to turn around. I aimed, a little shakily, and fired. I was way off.

"See I told you I--"

"Try again." He said before I could finish. I turned and tried to aim again, I thought I had it, but right before I could fire I felt two ice cold hands touch my shoulders. I jumped and fired the gun into the air.

"MASTER!" I called angrily turning around to find nothing. The nerve! I turned back around and saw him, way out, by the target I was supposed to hit.

"Come now Half Breed…You couldn't hit this target? Pathetic." I heard him say, placing his hand on the cardboard head I was to hit.

Without missing a beat I pulled the slide, and aimed. It was like he was 10 times closer. I smirked, and fired.

"I can't believe eet! She 'it 'im!" Pip said in shock, from behind me.

"What? Uhm…yeah…that was the point." I turned my attention back to Alucard but he was gone. I shook my head, did he just like getting shot?

"Did you get it that time my master?"

"Her vampire powers come out when she's angered." Integra said. "Interesting. So then, what do you plan on doing about this?"

"I have a plan my master." Alucard said bowing and phasing away. Integratook a sip of tea ignoring the fact Alucard had left. He wouldn't have told her the plan without a fight anyway, so why push it.

I walked towards the stairs leading to the basement…after Alucard left everything had gone down hill. I couldn't hit a single target.

I wasn't paying attention to where I was going and ran into a big red tree…tree? There are no trees inside…Sleepless delirium… I looked up at the figure of Alucard.

"No sleeping." He said very seriously.

"I-WHAT?"

"You heard me Half Breed." He said walking away without another word.

He was crazy right? Someone tell me he's crazy!

Kind of short, I had mental block forever! I hope you all enjoyed it, and thank you for the reviews and favorites and such! I do enjoy your feedback! Review if you liked!