yay! 70 reviews! i luv all my reviewers! hehehe! there's a lot of sasu/saku and neji/ten fluff in this chappy! hope u likey! oh, and of course some humor! just a little. there's a lot of OOC!

Disclaimer: i don't own naruto! shit!


Recap

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Lee continued to laugh, making Neji and Tenten blush even more. They couldn't speak, and the bad part is that they stayed like that, neither of them bothering to move.

Lee's laughing began to decrease, until..."Ten-chan!" Oh no, even more trouble. The pig has now entered the building. "I need help choosing...my..." Ino stopped, and her jaw drop to the ground, causing her to fall over. Before hitting the ground, Shikamaru appeared out of nowhere and caught her...almost. He stopped and looked in Tenten's direction, making him fall over too. Tenten and Neji are having such a fine day aren't they?

End recap

"T-T-TEN-CHAN?" Ino asked, recovering from her state of shock.

"U-Uh...o-ohayo?" Tenten managed to speak, her cheeks still red. Neji gathered up his courage to push up off of Tenten, and extended his palm towards her. When he felt slight preassure on it, he did some hand seals and they disappeared.

"Ten-chan?" Lee asked, after recovering from his half-hour long laugh.

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Tenten looked at her surroundings. They were in a dark alley, where it was almost impossible to see eachother, only their eyes were visible. Neji looked at Tenten's sparkling eyes and immediately wanted her. Lust filled every part of his body.

"T-Thank you, N-Neji-k..." she was interrupted by a pair of strong arms, embracing her. Then, his lips came crashing down on hers, enticing her in a long, sweet kiss. The weapon's specialist was surprised by his sudden action, but let him lead her.

"Neji-kun..." she moaned as he started nipping at her neck, seducing her. Neji rubbed her sides, making her want even more.

"Wait, over here!" a loud whisper came unnoticed by the couple. (yup, making out in a dark alley! hehe!)


Sasuke pulled Sakura in a warm hug.

"What was that for?" she looked up to see his smiling face.

"Nothing." he smirked.

"You're thinking of something, and I know it." she put on her own smirk.

"Yup, you're right."

"What?"

"This." Sasuke then leaned forward, pulling Sakura towards him. She smirked, knowing that Sasuke was a very naughty boy when it comes to 'this'. He went for her neck first, bringing his to her 'front'. Sakura moaned under his light, but rough kisses. Sasuke liked hearing her moan like that, and smirked. The ninja then moved to her lips, teasing her, rubbing her thigh in the process. A loud poof erupted, but the ninja's went on with their make-out session.

"Yo! I just came by to..." Kakashi dropped his book, and started drooling like a dog.

This is better than the sex scenes in Icha Icha Paradise!

They both turned their heads to the side, only to see their perverted ex-sensei drooling a puddle of drool. Sasuke dropped Sakura and she just kept staring and staring. They blushed, but Kakashi just kept drooling, thinking they would go even further, with Sakura on the ground. Kakashi just kept staring and waiting for all the action.

"K-Kakashi-sensei!" the Sharingan user stuttered. Yeah, Sasuke stuttered. Amazing, isn't it?


hehehe! sasu/saku! hehehe! sasuke-kun's soooooooooo effing hot! -drools- plz review! they keep me motivated!