It was after school and the foursome plus one sat in the coffee shop where Lily and Miley first met Oliver. Everyone was laughing and having a good time. Well everyone except Oliver.

Oliver sat between Miley and Zac and watched as they gave each other flirty smiles and glances. To be honest Oliver was very jealous.

How dare she flirt with another guy in front of me? Oliver thought to himself.

"So what kind of music do you like?" Jake asked.

"I like all kinds of music but I really like Hannah Montana" Zac said.

"Really?" Miley said looking at Jake and Lily.

"Yeah shes an amazing singer and songwriter" Zac said sincerely.

Score for the new guy! Miley thought to herself. Take that Oliver! Wait why am I comparing him to Oliver? I do not like Oliver anymore. Even though he has gorgeous eyes and a gorgeous smile. Oh who am I kidding I like both of them.

"I'm getting a muffin" Oliver said gruffly as he got up from the table.

He could feel Miley's eyes watching him as he walked away and he smiled to himself. Time to set my plan into action. Oliver thought to himself. He spotted the perfect opportunity ordering a coffee at the counter.

"Hi Oliver Oken and I must say you are smokin" Oliver said giving a flirty smile.

The girl giggled and gave him a flirty smile in return.

"I'm Vanessa Hudgens and I must say you're pretty smokin your self Mr. Oken." Vanessa said. (AN: how many of you saw the Vanessa thing coming?)

"Why thank you Miss Hudgens" Oliver said with a bow.

"Well I've got to go but I would love to talk to you again" Vanessa said.

She wrote her number on a napkin and gave it to Oliver.

"See you around Smokin' Oken" she said as she made her way out the door.

Oliver just gave her a wink and a flirty smile.

"Dude wheres you muffin?" Jake asked as Oliver came back to the table.

"I got something better than a muffin" Oliver said handing Jake the napkin.

"A napkin? How is a napkin with numbers on it better than a muffin?" Jake asked stupidly.

"Its a girl's phone number!" Oliver said rolling his eyes.

When Oliver said that Miley turned blue. Why blue? Why not green with envy? Well it was at that exact moment that Miley chose to take a sip of her drink. Miley choked on her espresso when Oliver said he got a girl's number.

"Okay over their Miley?" Oliver asked with a smirk.

"Yeah I'm fine. Why wouldn't I be?" Miley said with a forced smile.

"You sure?" Oliver asked still smirking.

"Of course I'm okay. Why wouldn't I be okay when I have a date tomorrow night?" Miley said with a smirk of her own.

"What!" Oliver said his eyes nearly popping of their sockets.

"Yeah we're going bowling tomorrow" Miley said smiling while reaching over to grab Zac's hand.

This irritated Oliver to no end. His expression was mixture between shock, anger, and Miley's favorite: jealousy.

Miley smirked at Oliver's expression. There was an awkward silence as Miley and Oliver had an intense stare down. The ringing of a cellphone broke the silence.

"That's my mom I've got to go" Zac said grabbing his bag and getting up from the table.

"Well I'll call you later" Miley said looking directly at Oliver as she kissed Zac on the cheek.

Oliver's fist were clenched so tight his knuckles began to turn white. He glared daggers at Zac's back as he walked out of the shop.

There was another silence. This time it was Lily who broke it.

"Why don't we all say what we're thinking?" Lily blurted out.

Everyone looked at her curiously but said nothing.

"I guess I'll be the one to say it" Lily said pausing for dramatic affect "Miley those shoes you are wearing are super cute!"

Jake and Oliver sat confused as Miley and Lily dove into a conversation about shoes. They both thought the same thing. Girls.

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The four friends stood outside the coffee shop preparing to go their separate ways. As Miley and Oliver headed towards Miley's house to work on their project Lily and Jake watched them walk for a minute.

"So whats next for Operation: Moliver?" Jake asked as he an Lily began to walk towards her house.

"I'm not so sure about that anymore" Lily said as she intertwined their fingers.

"What do you mean?" Jake asked.

"Well I'm kinda on team Ziley now."Lily said.

"Ziley?" Jake said confused. (no surprise there)

"Zac and Miley" Lily said rolling her eyes.

"Moliver will come out victorious" Jake said smugly.

"What makes you so sure about that?" Lily asked.

"Because Jake Ryan is playing for that team and Jake Ryan never fails" Jake said cockily.

"Tell that to your math teacher" Lily said laughing.

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Miley walked into her house and slammed the door behind her.

"Ow!" Oliver said rubbing his face as he walked in behind her.

"Oh did I hit you with the door?" Miley asked with fake sympathy.

"Yes" Oliver said expecting an apology.

"Good" Miley said icily.

Robbie Ray came bounding down the stairs with two bundles in his arms.

"Thanks for watching the Daddy" Miley said as he handing the babies to Miley and Oliver.

"It was no problem. They were complete dolls" Robbie Ray said laughing at his own joke.

Miley and Oliver stared at him.

"Get it their dolls and I..." Robbie began.

"We got it Daddy" Miley said interrupting him "it just wasn't funny."

"Well I'll just leave you two" he said walking out the back door.

"So that was interesting" Oliver said.

"Whatever lets just get our journals and write about or outing" Miley said.

"So I can write about how you are cheating on me?" Oliver said smiling.

"What! I am not cheating on you we aren't even going out!" Miley said as she walked into the kitchen.

"Yeah but we're married!" Oliver yelled from the living room.

"Whatever" Miley said when she entered the room with a soda and a bowl of popcorn.

"Aw our first fight shall we document it darling?" Oliver said sarcastically.

Miley looked at him and rolled her eyes. Oliver scooted over closer to her and slung his arm around her shoulders.

"So this is rather cozy." he said smiling.

"Too cozy" Miley said pushing his arm off his shoulder.

"What do you see in that Zac guy anyway?" Oliver said.

"Why do you care?" she asked.

"I don't I was just curious." Oliver said.

"No, I think you're jealous." Miley said smiling.

"Why would I be jealous of that idiot?" Oliver said.

"He is not an idiot." Miley said.

"He must be if he likes Hannah Montana" Oliver said.

"Really." Miley said through gritted teeth.

"Yeah. Hey can I have some of that popcorn?" Oliver asked missing the glare Miley was giving him.

"You sure can" Miley said sweetly.

Miley dumped her bowl of popcorn over Oliver's head.

"Hey why don't you have some soda too." Miley said pouring it over him.

With that she grabbed the babies and marched upstairs to her room and slammed the door.

"Sweet nibblets what happened to my couch!" Robbie Ray said as he came back in the house.

Oliver just sat their still shocked by what had happened.

"Why do these things always happen to me?" Robbie Ray said.

"I ask myself the same thing" Oliver said before he walked out the front door.