DISCLAIMER: Read this and ye shall reveal that Butch Hartman be thy creator of Danny Phantom. I be creator of Sylvester and this fanfic ye are reading. There, now I ruined the English language with this over-used disclaimer.
The group left Frostbite's lair the next morning. Danny, Sam, Dan, and Sylvester were now heading back towards the portal that led to Fenton Works. Thanks to the Infi-Map, they had a pretty good idea of where they were going. However, they still needed to stop and rest for a moment.
"Son," Dan spoke while he set Sylvester in his lap, "I'm going to teach you how to attack an innocent victim"
Sylvester merely babbled in response. It was rather obvious that he had no idea what his father was talking about. Of course, that didn't stop Dan anyway.
"Now, first...we need a victim." the evil future-ghost looked around searching for someone he could use as a victim, "Hmm, let's see. No, no, don't think so...I already beat my past-self enough as it is...gets boring after a while. No, wait...perfect"
"BEWARE!" a familiar voice rang out.
Dan quickly flew towards the source of the noise. He then returned while dragging the Box Ghost by his underpants. Apparently, it was possible to give a ghost a wedgie.
"Put me down!" said the cardboard-obsessed spirit, "For I am the Box Ghost"
"I know who you are. Every bloody person here knows who you are! So shut up!" Dan shouted.
Sylvester squealed in delight as his father flipped Box Ghost over and held him by the shirt.
"Now, my boy, there are two ways to torment the innocent." Dan explained, "The first way is to mess with their minds. Ya know, taunt them, threats, blackmail, scar them emotionally. However, since this guy is clearly a total idiot"
"HEY!" Box Ghost shouted sounding offended by the fact that he was called an idiot.
Dan frowned, "Do you mind? I'm trying to teach my son here"
Box Ghost replied sadly, "Sorry...beware"
"As I was saying." the evil future-ghost frowned, "Another way to torment an innocent victim is physically. This is far more fun and the end result is much more satisfying. Now, Sylvester, you may see some blood, broken bones, bruises, and other forms of physical pain that start with the letter 'B'. This is perfectly normal. And, observe"
He then begins to use Box Ghost as his own personal punching bag. Sylvester's giggles and squeals of delight mixed with Dan's insane laughter and Box Ghost's cries for mercy. The infant then crawled towards Box Ghost and bit him on the leg causing the cardboard-obsessed spirit to scream even louder.
"Like father, like son." Danny mused as he watched the whole thing.
Author's Notes: Aww, isn't that cute? Dan makes such a good daddy...ironic, isn't it? Anyway, thanks for the reviews, everybody. Stay tuned for the next chapter.