"By the fucking goddess, I need a cigarette," Miss Fellatio breathed.
Shepard, who was currently smoking, handed her a Batarian cigarette. Unlike human cigarettes, they gave off a purplish smoke and had a pleasurable odor. The two lay in bed completely naked.
"I didn't know an Asari could bend and stretch like that," Shepard muttered.
"I may have had flexibility, Commander, but you certainly had reach."
"I get that a lot," she laughed. "Miss Fellatio... you give amazing fellatio."
"Thank you."
"Just so you know, you might need a wheelchair for a few days."
"What?" Miss Fellatio tried to get up but a sharp pain shot through her groin. "Agh! Dammit."
"Yeah, sorry about that. But don't worry, I love you."
"Really?"
"Nahh I just wanted to get in your pants," Shepard got up from bed and started getting dressed.
"You asshole! I'm going to have your baby!"
"I just met you and you mapped my DNA? Sorry, sweetheart, but that's your fault."
"Humans..."
"Gotta love us, hm? Look, I have another Asari to attend to, I already have one kid and I don't need another."
"One kid? What about my students?"
Shepard rolled her eyes. "I'm pretty sure they're not mine."
"They all look like you, Commander. Eye color, nose, even their marking resemble your scars."
"Well I sure as hell hope this doesn't come back to haunt me."
As Shepard left, she wondered. 'Why don't I feel guilty about cheating anymore?'
Quite some time later...
"So... you're marrying my daughter."
"Yes."
"Well... huh. Wow. I gotta say, she chose very wisely. Commander Shepard. Goddess damn. COMMANDER-MOTHERLUVIN'-SHEPARD! That is fucking impressive," Aethyta laughed. "I'm actually a little jealous."
"Really?" Shepard smirked.
"Really."
"How so?"
"Let's just say there were a lot of nights where I fantasised about the great Commander Shepard fucking me senseless. I know all about your Little... Shepard (Hail to the Queen!)."
"I wouldn't call it little."
"Oh really?"
"Care to find out?"
Aethyta chuckled. "Maybe another time."
Commander Shepard and Liara T'Soni had finally gotten married. Bondmates, wives, whatever the title. Right now, they were at the table with all the other guests, ready to begin eating. The food consisted of different cuisines from various species, mostly from human and asari with the occasional drell seafood dish and of course dextro meals for le Garrus, Tali, and friends. Aethyta was sitting next to Shepard, Liara across from her, for whatever reason. Lately, however, Aethyta has been acting more than a little flirtatious around Shepard.
Aethyta placed her hand on Shepard's leg. Thankfully, Liara didn't see. She moved her hand closer and closer into her inner thighs. Shepard felt herself getting hard.
"What are you doing?" she whispered.
"Relax. No one can see." She skillfully removed her belt with her one hand and opened her pants. By now, Shepard's erection had reached its full length. Aethyta pulled out her meat from the slot of her boxers and began jerking her off.
"Is something wrong, Shepard?" Liara asked.
"Huh? Uh no, why?"
"You're making a face."
"I'm not." Suddenly, Aethyta stopped the handjob, stood up, and announced "I NEED TO TAKE A SHIT." Everyone stopped talking and stared at her. The Matriarch then walked off. Shepard, disappointed, started to eat. Before she could, however, some human stood and said "Before we eat, can Shepard please say grace?"
Everyone grumbled. There are still religious people out there? "Please, I'm not a believer and most of us aren't either..."
"Come on! I know there are a bunch of aliens here-"
Several of them gave him the stink eye.
"But we must honor the Lord God of the heavens for this fabulous meal!
Shepard sighed. She then noticed Aethyta at the corner of her eye, crawling under the table. Within moments, she reached her. Shepard gulped and clasped her hands in prayer, the others doing so as well.
"Dear Lord..."
Aethyta began swirling her tongue around the head.
"Thank you for this... mmm... succulent... meal."
With one hand on the base, she sucked on her cock while simultaneously stroking the rest of her length.
"Ehh... bless us... and please forgive us for anything that we've done orrr oohhhh... are doing right now!"
She slid her cock all the way down her throat.
"Do it.. do it... don't stop loving, don't stop baby, PLEASE DON'T STOP. AWWHHH." Shepard slammed her fist against the table, startling Liara out of prayer.
"And let us... just let us... SWALLOW our sins and... goh.. gahhh... OH CHRIST! OH CHRIST! AHH! PRAISE JESUS!" She slumped into her chair.
"Praise Jesus! Now let's eat!" said the religious man.
Everybody got to eating, but Shepard had to take some time to recover. When she finally sat up, Liara looked at her with a questioning stare.
"What was that all about?"
"What was what?"
"Is that type of prayer normal for humans?"
"Absolutely."
Aethyta walked back to her seat. "That was an amazing shit!"
"Okay dad," Liara muttered.
"It WAS amazing," Shepard groaned.
"What?"
"This food is amazing."
Aethyta snickered.
"Dad, you have something on your face."
"I have what on my face?"
"You have something around your lips... it's white."
Aethyta wiped it off. "Gone?"
"Yes."
Now it was Shepard's turn to snigger.