Shawn and Gus go to Woody to get the book to see if they could find a forbidden fruit, but Woody doesn't have it with him. He says he'll bring it by the Psych Office later that day. What happens when Sam and Dean meet Woody? Will they recognize him? And if so, is he someone they were friends with?
Pointing at Shawn and Gus, Dean said, "Ok, well you two go get that and Sam and I'll get the gold." He started walking away and Sam turned to follow.
After Sam and Dean left, Shawn received a nervous look from Juliet and he watched her walk away to her car. He knew Jules didn't completely trust the Winchesters but he knew she trusted him and he hoped that would be enough to get her through this crazy mess.
"So off to see Woody?" Asked Gus.
"Yep," replied Shawn, "let's go see that crazy man."
When they arrived at the coroner's office they looked around for a sign of insanity.
"Do you hear that?" Shawn wondered, holding his hand up to his ear.
Gus did the same. "Yeah, it sounds like... opera."
They looked at each other and instantly know who it is. They walked towards the sound and found a large, bald man singing and dancing next to a corpse. He noticed Shawn and Gus and said, "hey guys! Come and dance to this hypnotizing music."
"No thank you," said Gus, "I still can't get over last week when you were eating chocolate covered strawberries with a decapitated body." He gaged at the though of it. Gus didn't have an iron stomach for dead people.
"Hey Woodster. My good man. We have a favor to ask of you." Said Shawn as he walked over and stood next to him. He started to put his arm around his shoulder but he realized that wouldn't be such a good idea, Woody being Woody and all.
"Of course," Woody stated, "anything for an ex roomie."
"We need you to give us that book you showed us, of all the weird and cool foods," said Shawn. He didn't mention the situation he and Gus were in because he knew if Woody found out about it that he would tell everyone in the police station.
Woody leaned in close to Shawn, making him very uncomfortable. Shawn backed up but Woody just got closer and whispered, "Are you two having a little something something and want to make it weird? Cause I totally respect that. I wouldn't mind getting a little close up action wi-"
"No! Woody- just stop! Ok?" Shawn said, leaning back so far he almost fell over. Totally disgusted, he added, "it's for a case." Gus looked at Shawn then at Woody then back at Shawn. He hadn't heard what Woody said and Shawn new he wouldn't want to.
"Ok, it's fine, I don't judge," said Woody, "but I don't have the book with me so as soon as I'm done with this lovely piece of work," he outlined the dead girls body with his hand, "I'll bring it by your office."
Shawn knew he needed the book to find the forbidden fruit for the spell to help two strange guys from another world un-curse Lassiter. That was a thought he never could have imagined thinking. "Ok Woodster, it's important so don't be a sloth in a cheetah race."
Shawn and Gus left the room and headed to back to the Psych Office. Sam and Dean were already there with the gold. He could see the concerned look on Dean's face and he guessed it was because they didn't have the book or the fruit with them.
Before Dean could yell at him, Shawn said, "I know we don't have the fruit but it's all ok because Woody is bringing the book here so we can then find the fruit." He thought that Dean would understand and not get upset, he was wrong.
"What the hell? You do realize this is a possible life-or-death situation right? We don't have forever! We gotta get this done but in order to do that we need that damn fruit!" Dean yelled. He thought for a second; he didn't tell Woody why he need the fruit or book or whatever did he? No, he couldn't be that stupid, could he?
Shawn tossed a Dorito in the air and caught it in his mouth. Gus threw one in Shawn's mouth then Shawn threw one in Gus's.
Yep, Dean thought, he really could be that dumb. "Please, at least tell me you didn't mention why you needed that book. Give me that little piece of hope."
"Don't worry, I told him it was for a case, nothing more," Shawn explained.
"Oh thank God."
Then they heard a faint squeak. Everyone turned to the door to see what it was. In stepped a large, balding man with a stupid grin on his face. Woody. However Sam and Dean suddenly felt horrified.
Dean looked at Sam, then back at the man. "What the hell?" He said with anger and little terror.
Sam was worried. "How the hell are you here? Dean, I thought you killed him!" Sam said wondering how this douche bag could be alive.
"I did," Dean said, setting his hand on his demon blade. He walked towards Woody, not knowing that's who it was, and gestured to Sam to go to the other side. Sam listened.
Shawn and Gus looked concerned. "Uh guys," said Gus, "this guy is harmless. I don't think you ne-"
"The hell he is!" Dean yelled.
"He got our brother killed!" Shouted Sam as he grabbed his knife. Dean pulled out his and grabbed Woody from behind, hold the knife up to his throat.
"Woah woah! Hold on guys!" Exclaimed Shawn and Gus,"put the knives down! This is Woody, ok? He won't hurt us!"
He's a dick angel in our world, ain't that right Zachariah?" Asked Dean.
"What?" said Woody, absolutely confused and terrified, "Zachariah? No I'm Woody! At least last time I checked." He started to look down at himself and rubbed his hands up and down his body. "Yep. Still me. Coroner and genuine lover, hehehe." He chuckled softly, trying to light the mood.
Dean didn't believe him. "Yeah right. You're probably the one who got us into this mess in the first place. You have that power after all," he said. He took his blade and sliced into Woody's arm. He just bled like any old human. "It's supposed to glow and burn," Dean said confused.
"Uh no its not," said Gus.
Dean and Sam backed off. "Uh..." Sam cleared his throat, "sorry."
"Shawn, I don't know what you've gotten yourself into this time but these two are pretty touchy," said Woody as he pointed to Sam and Dean. They had looks of embarrassment on their faces.