Petunia Pig, Penelope, Lola Bunny, and Melissa Duck strolled to the beach. The sky and ocean were both so blue, and Lola carried a basket. When the ladies reached a desirable spot, they set out some towels, sat down, and pulled out some pina coladas. Soon Tweety showed up.
''What are you doing?'' he asked.
''Just having a girls' day,'' answered Melissa.
''Am I invited?'' asked the canary.
The four females looked at each other in confusion, all with the same thought, 'Is Tweety a boy or a girl?'. Of course, I have already revealed that Tweety is male in this fic, by refering to him with masculine pronouns. But just because I know that, and you know that, and said bird knows that, does not mean everybody else in this fic knows that...yet. Regardless, the cat was the one to answer Tweety's question.
''Sure...''
The canary was handed a drink, that was almost the same size as him, when he noticed Penelope staring at him, with a look he found familiar, having seen said look on Sylvester, and several other cats as well.
''You know Tylvester called dibs,'' pointed out the small bird. This caused the rabbit to give a confused look to the duck, who was trying not to laugh. The tan bunny then pulled out a phone, making a call.
''Hey, Sylvester, did you really call dibs on Tweety?...I'm asking 'cause Tweety told Penelope-...Yeah, they're both here-''
''WHAT!?'' the male cat's voice was so loud, Lola's hair and ears flew back, and her eyes bugged out. She listened to him for a minute after his volume went down, then handed her phone to the female feline.
''He wants to talk to you.''
''Bonjour...Calm down...But I didn't...I didn't...But-...Don't you hiss at me!...Same to you, mon ami.'' She handed the phone to Tweety. ''He wants to talk to you.''
''Hewo...Oh hi Putty!...No, I'm fine...Yes...Yes, I'm sure, you don't have to come over...Ok...'' the yellow bird smirked, deciding to say something that would fluster Sylvester, ''Wuv you...Bye!'' When the canary hung up, he noticed his companions all staring at him, with dropped jaws. ''What?''