Dat Ass
Trent Lane was sitting in the Morgendorffer's living room, having come around to find his Janie since their parents had actually called and he wanted to share the good news.
That they were going to have a new brother or sister soon.
But here he was, sitting on the couch, where Mrs. Morgendorffer had asked him to wait.
He assumed it was for her to get Daria and Jane.
Boy was he in for a surprise.
He heard her come back down the stairs and Trent's jaw dropped.
No longer in a figure hugging pantsuit, Helen Morgendorffer was now in a black latex catsuit that seemed painted on, she had a riding crop in one hand, and a giant tub of lube in the other.
"I'm sorry to disappoint you Trent," she said in a come hither voice, "But Daria and Jane left for a sex date with the Three J's, those kids really needed it considering that they always hang on my other, lesbian daughter."
"Well anywho... I'm going to make it up to you..."
Helen then gave him a very wicked smile, and a tap of the ridding crop to his left cheek snapped Trent back to reality.
"Uh... Thanks Mrs. Morgendorffer." he drawled.
Then he trailed off as she straddled him on the couch and asked him what he wanted.
Trent gave her a smirk and replied, "Dat ass!"
Helen giggled, "I figured you for an ass man... Well your wish is my command!"
The fly on the wall in the Morgendorffer's living room didn't move an inch for the next three and a half hours.
Since it was a fly on the wall, and it was getting the best show in Lawndale that night.
Baring the lewd and naughty activities of Daria, Jane, and the Three J's.
But that's another story...
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