THAT was the reason Vert was upset.
Of course, the blonde couldn't stay mad at her dear sister for TOO long, so she simply banned Verna from watching T.V. and playing video games for the rest of the day. She was still allowed Internet access, Vert wasn't THAT cruel.
This left the young blonde to watch NepTube on Vert's computer, headphones placed and eyes glued to the screen. It shouldn't be surprising that she was watching Yuri anime, Chika's introduction had her totally hooked after all, and she was watching a new episode of Yuri Yuru.
The title was self explanatory.
As Verna watched a fantasy scene of two girls (courtesy of a perverted bespectacled character, who had a tendency to bleed from the nose whenever she had these fantasies. She should really get that checked out.) she couldn't help but wonder what that felt like. All the hugging, the kissing, the passionate words shared between them, it all looked so GOOD.
So good, that Verna wanted to try it herself.
Pausing the video, the Candidate wondered how she was going to achieve this. The most she wanted was a kiss, but who from? She had a feeling that Nepgear and Uni had a thing for each other, so she felt it would be wrong to interfere with potential love, and Rom and Ram where still sick (courtesy of her, but that was besides the point.) She barely knew the other CPU's too...maybe her sister would be willing? The loli pondered this.
Just then, Verna heard the sound of someone tiptoeing inside the room. Her eyes darted to the source of the noise, and realized that it was just Chika (who didn't seem to notice Verna sitting at the desk.)
"Hi Miss Chika!"
Following that greeting was a series of mini-heart attacks for the Oracle. "Oh sorry, did I scare you?"
"S-Scare would be an u-understatement..." Said Chika as she gripped her chest.
"Why are you in sis's room?" Verna questioned.
"U-Uh...I...w-was..." Think Chika think! "I-I'm getting her laundry!" Good enough I guess. Chika immediately went for the hamper, hoping to divert suspicion from the little blonde.
"Oh, alright." Then Chika remembered that she was dealing with a 5-year old, so she was safe.
"S-So, what are you watching?" Chika felt that she should be at least a little friendly towards her, even going as far as to offer a small smile.
"Yuri Yuru, and it gave me an idea..." A tiny blush formed on the Candidates face when she said this.
"Oh? What is...it..." Chika noticed the scene on the computer, two girls kissing, then she saw Verna's reddened face. When she realized what was going on in the young girls mind, the Oracle gulped.
"Miss Chika...you're very pretty..." Verna got off of her chair and started approaching the green-haired woman. Chika could feel cold sweats run down her body as she backed away from the child.
"U-Uh...t-thanks but..." Chika hit a wall. "T-This isn't...I-I mean, y-you can't..."
"Why not?" Verna tilted her head, genuinely confused. 'If those girls can do it, why can't we?"
"Y-You don't understand!" There was a number of reasons why this was wrong, the biggest one being that Verna was a kid, and Chika just turned 20! This could be taken VERY wrong VERY easily. Plus, she knew that her dearest Vert's reaction to her making liplock with her little sister would be...less than pleasant.
"What do you mean? It's just a kiss..." Verna still wasn't grasping the wrongness of the situation, and the space between them was slowly drawing to a close.
"I-I...well..." Left with nothing else, Chika was left with one last option: half-assed on-the-spot excuses! "Y-You're too young! Little girls l-like you have to w-wait until you're older!"
Verna frowned, puffing her cheeks out in annoyance. "Aww, that's not fair! Grownups always get the fun stuff!"
Chika resisted the urge to grin as Verna bought the lie hook, line, and sinker. Instead she gave the girl a sympathetic look.
"Don't fret too much, I was only 15 when I got my first kiss." That wasn't actually a lie. Chika remembered in crystal clear detail about the day she accidentally kissed her beloved Vert. She was running down the hall, she didn't see Vert around the corner, and their lips collided. It was only for a split second, but the Oracle recounted everything. That was also the day Chika found out her love's lips tasted like mints.
"Well, can I at least kiss you on the cheek?" Asked Verna with a hopeful look. Chika sighed.
"Yeah...I guess that's alright." Chika lowered herself within kissing distance of the blonde loli, much to her excitement, and expected nothing more than a kiss on the cheek.
But instead found herself with a kiss ON THE LIPS.
It was only for a good three seconds, but that was alllll Verna needed to strike. She didn't care if she was breaking some kind of grownup rule or something. Kissing a woman as beautiful as Chika was SO worth the possibility of getting in trouble
The Oracle herself was wide eyed and blushing, both from embarrassment and anger, over the little stunt Verna had pulled. When she was done, Verna released and was grinning ear to ear.
"Wow, that was awesome! Thanks Miss Chika~" Verna quickly ran away laughing, leaving an essentially ticking time bomb of an Oracle alone, just waiting to explode.
"Y-You...YOU LITTLE TWERP! GET BACK HERE!" Chika screamed as she ran out the room to get to Verna. Laughter could be heard in the distance.
Just another day in Leanbox's Basilicom.