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"Panties and the Dangers of Expanding Product Lines"
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"I think we need to expand our MyT-Spot product line," Daisy said from her seat at the computer.
"What do you mean?"
"All of these other websites are offering things like coffee mugs, binders, and stickers. We just can't compete only producing t-shirts. I mean, look, this one website is even offering customized panties," she explained, pointing to the computer monitor.
"Nonsense." Swirl peeked over her shoulder. "Why would anyone possibly want to customize their undergarments? What is the appeal of that?"
Daisy clicked through the merchandise, amused by some of the choices. "Um, it looks like they put pictures of their favorite celebrities on them."
"That's incredibly creepy," Swirl said in shock. "Who the hell comes up with this kind of stuff?"
"What? You mean to say that you wouldn't want someone walking around with a picture of you on their crotch?" Daisy joked.
Swirl snorted. "Edward Cullen underwear — yeah, that'd be a bestseller."
"I'd buy a pair," Daisy said under her breath.
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