Hey guys! After this update, I'll be doing updates just once a week, because of school starting up again. I don't own Total Drama or Hello Kitty.
"Last time, on Total Drama.", Chris says, popping up in front of the camera. "Our campers were startled by the sudden reappearance of Ezekiel, and his escape. Ezekiel took Andrew and Ron into his lair, and the rest had to find them. In the end, Flint saved Andrew after Ron escaped, meaning the Swinging Monkeys won again. In a shocking turn of events, Ron switched the votes so that it looked like Andrew voted for Hailey, and the couple both went home. Who will go home this time? Will there be any more serious injuries? Find out right here! Right now! On TOTAL! DRAMA! UNEARTHED!", Chris yells.
"RISE AND SHINE CAMPERS! I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU ALL TODAY!", Chris yells through a bullhorn. The campers step outside, chatting about what they think the news is.
"My guess is that it's a reward challenge.", Flint says to AJ. "It would be a good break from all the people leaving." "I think it's going to be the merge. There's only half the contestants left that there used to be.", AJ writes. Flint thinks about this, then nods.
"What do ya' think it is, Zoe?", Sunny asks, but Zoe isn't listening. She's staring menacingly at Ron talking with Maddie.
"It's obviously going to be the merge.", Ron says. "This is great. There's a whole new group of people to manipulate." Maddie agrees, but it doesn't appear like she's actually focused on what he's saying.
Confessionals (Maddie): "He is SO hot when he's talking about deceit and trickery to unfairly boot people off the island."
"What is it already?", Basher yells impatiently. "I thought you guys would never ask!", Chris says, a smile on his face. "It's the merge." A few campers cheered, including Ron. Maddie saw that Ron was cheering, and started cheering as well.
"Which means I can finally crush the other mansion!", Chris says, sounding like a kid in a candy store. He then presses a button.
"What do you mean, crush the other mansion?", Ron says, walking down the mansion's steps to stand with the other campers. Suddenly, an enormous stone cube comes down and crushes the Wiley Woodpecker's mansion.
Confessionals (Ron): "No! That place was heaven compared to my old house!"
"Now you'll all be sharing the Swinging Monkey's cabin.", Chris says, with a smile on his face. "Of course, I'll be staying at my rebuilt cottage.", Chris says. "It wasn't a cottage, it was a mansion!", Basher yells.
"Here's the challenge.", Chris says. "You must build a motorbike and complete one lap around the island. Whoever finishes first wins immunity. To show you how to build a motorbike, we have a special eliminated contestant here.", Chris says. "Is it me?", Basher asks. "No.", Chris says. "It's Dee." Dee walks with Chef towards a pile of metal parts. "I ain't gettin' paid enough for this.", Dee says. "You don't get paid unless you win the season, you maggot!", Chef yells. "And besides, you signed a contract.", Chris says. Dee mutters a swearword and starts building.
"There. That's how you build a motorbike.", Dee says, pointing to a perfect motorbike. "AND THIS IS WHAT I'D LIKE TO DO TO CHRIS!", Dee yells, picking up a sledgehammer and smashing the bike over and over again. "Whoa.", Chris says uneasily, backing away. "Chef?", Chris says.
Chef takes the sledgehammer out of Dee's hands, and picks him up, taking him away. The campers see a person in the distance getting flung out of the Pool Floaty of Shame as Chef comes back. "Any questions?", Chris asks. Flint starts to talk, but Chris interrupts him. "Go!", Chris says, using an airhorn to signify the start. The campers all scatter in different directions
Sunny starts working, and it looks like she knows what she's doing.
Confessionals (Sunny): "Ah rod my first motorbike when ah was 10, and built one when ah was twelve. This challenge is goin' to be tha' easiest."
Meanwhile, people like Basher and AJ are struggling. Basher looks over and sees that AJ is having the opposite of the problem he has. "Hey AJ, do you wanna work together on our bike? It can be a two person motorbike.", Basher says. AJ thinks about this, then nods.
Maddie is copying Ron's motorbike completely, and sometimes focusing on him more than her bike.
Flint is building a black motorbike, and is almost complete, but Sunny is the first to finish hers.
Basher and AJ finish second, and their bike is red and has flames on it. It also has a bigger engine then the rest.
Flint finishes his bike, which is completely black.
Ron and Maddie finish at the same time. Ron's bike is black with a skull and spikes at the front, and is a chopper. Maddie's is basically the exact same thing, except a bit worse.
Zoe is the last to finish hers, and it's just unpainted metal with a really badly connected line of wires down it. It still works though.
"Alright camper's, since you're done with your bikes, I want you to line them up at the starting line.", Chris said. The campers all lined up at the starting line, and Chris explained the challenge. "There will be 5 checkpoints. Each time you hit a checkpoint, you have to press the button. That's how I know you're not cheating. When I blow my airhorn (13 year old giggle), you guys can go. 1…2…3...GO!", Chris says, blowing his airhorn.
Sunny and Ron speed off, with Flint trailing close behind. Maddie is a few hundred feet behind, and Basher and AJ's bike are going really slow, with their weight. Zoe is in last place though, with her motorbike going an astonishing 10 mph.
Sunny is the first to reach her checkpoint, with Ron a close second. Sunny jumps off her motorbike, but it's clear Ron is faster than her. She trips him and he swears, and she presses the button. Flint arrives as Sunny gets on her motorbike and speeds off. Flint rushes past Ron and presses the button.
Confessionals (Ron): "Did I just let that girl get the better of me?", He says, looking outraged. "I'll show her."
Maddie gets there as Ron stands up. They rush to the button and press it at the same time. Their hands touch, and Ron smiles at her. Maddie squeals with pleasure, and they both get on their bikes.
AJ and Basher arrive shortly after, and press the button. They get back on their bike as Zoe arrives. She groans and presses the button.
Flint is trailing behind Sunny, with Ron a few yards behind. They all reach the second checkpoint at the same time. Ron trips Sunny, but misses Flint.
Confessionals (Sunny): That was tha' most original trick to do ta' me.
Flint presses the button, then Ron does. They both get on their bikes and speed off as Maddie arrives. She presses the button and gets on her bike. Sunny gets up and presses the button as AJ and Basher pull up.
Zoe reaches the second checkpoint later, and she groans again.
Maddie and Flint are neck and neck, with Ron at the front. Sunny is a few feet behind. She rams into the side of Flint's motorbike, and he falls off of it. "What's wrong, Flint?", Sunny asks. "Can't stay on your bike?" The three reach the third checkpoint and press the button.
Flint gets back on his motorbike and starts it up just as AJ and Basher pass him. He starts driving, and the three of them reach the third checkpoint and speed on. Zoe reaches the third checkpoint and kicks a plant in her anger.
Ron, Maddie, and Sunny reach the fourth checkpoint. Maddie and Sunny start running towards the button, but Ron stays. He takes out the sledgehammer he stole from Chef, and chuckles evilly.
Sunny is distracted by the sound of crunching metal, and she turns around. "What the hell!", Sunny shrieks, running at Ron, who had just pressed the button. He gets on his motorbike and speeds off. Sunny swears and she looks at the broken remains of her bike.
Flint reaches the checkpoint, and presses the button. His motorbike looks a little banged up. He runs back to it at the same time as Maddie, and they speed off.
AJ and Basher pull up to the fourth checkpoint, and they both press the button. "Can I come with you?", Sunny says pleadingly. Basher is about to say no, but AJ stops him. "Sure, I think there's enough room for three.", AJ writes. "Thanks AJ.", Sunny says, climbing on the bike. The bike is going even slower now, but not as slow as Zoe's.
Ron and Flint reach the final checkpoint first, and Maddie comes after. Ron and Flint press the button, only to see that Maddie lost control of her bike and crashed into their bikes, starting a fire. Ron swears, looking at the flames, and the three start to run away. Basher, AJ, and Sunny pull up, then notice the flames. They run away, but not before pressing the button. They turn around and watch as the four motorbikes explode. They start running down the path.
Zoe arrives on her motorbike, sees the smoldering wreckage, and parks away from it. She jumps off her bike, and presses the button. She gets back on, riding faster than the other contestants.
The six are all running neck and neck, when they see then finish line. "There it is!", Basher yells. Suddenly, they see Zoe riding her motorbike. She slowly passes by them, but her motorbike breaks down a few yards from the finish line. "Start! Come on!", she yells. The motorbike sputters and dies, and she notices that the other contestants are a few feet behind her. She quickly jumps off and starts running.
"And the winner is…Zoe!", Chris says. "Everyone else is eligible for elimination."
Elimination ceremony:
"Well, looks like we have our first elimination ceremony in the merge.", Chris says. "Congrats for making it this far.", he says. "You've all cast your votes, and now it's time to count them.", he says.
Confessionals (Zoe): "It's now or never!"
Zoe reaches inside of the box, holding her own votes, which show Ron getting eliminated. Suddenly, Chris turns around. He gasps. "You!", he shouts, pointing at Zoe. "You are eliminated for trying to switch the votes.", he says. "And behind my back, no less.", he says, shaking his head. "B-but I have immunity!", Zoe sputters. "I don't care. You cheated, and now you're getting the boot.", Chris says. "You'll have to catch me first, Chris!", Zoe yells, then starts to run away.
Chef grabs her and puts her in the floaty of shame, and she gets catapulted away.
"Six campers left, only one will win!", Chris says. "Who will it be? Will Maddie ever stop crushing on Ron? Will Ron ever quit being a villain?", Chris says. He chuckles. "Probably not. But tune in to find out what happens next, here on TOTAL! DRAMA! UNEARTHED!", he yells as the episode ends.
In order to make up for that short last chapter, I put up my longest chapter yet! Tune in to find out what happens next! God, I sound like Chris.
Original Votes:
Flint voted for Maddie
Basher voted for Maddie
Ron voted for Sunny
Sunny voted for Ron
Zoe voted for Ron
AJ voted for Maddie
Maddie voted for Sunny
Maddie was supposed to be going home.