Geoff woke up and saw Lindsay in the corner of the room, bathing in DJ's blood. Lindsay hissed and ran into the forest. Geoff went back to sleep.
"Dude, why are we the last ones on our team dude?" Geoff asked Duncan. "Dude, that's like lame, dude."
"your dead to me and i hope you die in a fire you make me sick you broke up with me that's not okay i hope you die forever jerk geez i have feelings and you stabbed them not literally but hypothetically oh wait that's the wrong word you stabbed them metaphysically and figuratively geez you jerk i'm sorry i'm really conflicted because i still love you haha jk no i don't i hope you fell for that because i don't like you suck go eat booboos from the bois' restroom you jerk-scrub gosh gosh gosh i literally can't even you're so heartless and you better be listening to me while i'm talking to you cuz if you aren't then grr grr very much you are no bueno es no bueno no es bueno yeah see i know other languages by breaking up with me you miss out on all this yeah that's right scrub how dare you break up with me if anything i should have broke up with you but whatever i was just being nice by letting you date me even though we never went on a date and we never really started dating but we were going out sorta oh my gosh i'm about to cry this is a very emotional rollercoaster for me please hold on a sec... okay thank you i guess you ought to be at least a little nice since you waited for me i'm sorry if i'm hurting your feelings but i really need to vent this out what you me and bridgette had was really special and it ended so quickly it was hard for me to take you know but i'll try to adapt i'll try to be strong if i can at least *sigh* i'm glad i got that off my chest anyways have you heard of this show called the beast it's a very good show you'd really enjoy it if you enjoy wipeout or ninja warrior it's an international television show that takes place in california, usa different contestants from south korea, usa, germany, brazil, japan, and mexico all compete to quote unquote beat a beast and after someone wins they are put into a bigger tournament in the same game show much like ninja warrior except easier in my opinion you know i think i should go on that show do you think i should i think i should it looks like a lot of fun one of the contestants was blind with one eye so he inspired me to believe that i can compete on that show too which country would you root for i root for south korea most of the time and usa at other times oh oh oh speaking of usa what do you think of trump you know he wouldn't support our relationship oh my gosh speaking of our relationship your dead to me and i hope you die in a fire you make me sick you broke up with me that's not okay i hope you die forever jerk geez i have feelings and you stabbed them not literally but hypothetically oh wait that's the wrong word you stabbed them metaphysically and figuratively geez you jerk i'm sorry i'm really conflicted because i still love you haha jk no i don't i hope you fell for that because i don't like you suck go eat booboos from the bois' restroom you jerk-scrub gosh gosh gosh i literally can't even you're so heartless and you better be listening to me while i'm talking to you cuz if you aren't then grr grr very much you are no bueno es no bueno no es bueno yeah see i know other languages by breaking up with me you miss out on all this yeah that's right scrub how dare you break up with me if anything i should have broke up with you but whatever i was just being nice by letting you date me even though we never went on a date and we never really started dating but we were going out sorta oh my gosh i'm about to cry this is a very emotional rollercoaster for me please hold on a sec... okay thank you i guess you ought to be at least a little nice since you waited for me i'm sorry if i'm hurting your feelings but i really need to vent this out what you me and bridgette had was really special and it ended so quickly it was hard for me to take you know but i'll try to adapt i'll try to be strong if i can at least *sigh* i'm glad i got that off my chest anyways have you heard of this show called the beast it's a very good show you'd really enjoy it if you enjoy wipeout or ninja warrior it's an international television show that takes place in california, usa different contestants from south korea, usa, germany, brazil, japan, and mexico all compete to quote unquote beat a beast and after someone wins they are put into a bigger tournament in the same game show much like ninja warrior except easier in my opinion you know i think i should go on that show do you think i should i think i should it looks like a lot of fun one of the contestants was blind with one eye so he inspired me to believe that i can compete on that show too which country would you root for i root for south korea most of the time and usa at other times oh oh oh speaking of usa what do you think of trump you know he wouldn't support our relationship oh my gosh speaking of our relationship your dead to me and i hope you die in a fire you make me sick you broke up with me that's not okay i hope you die forever jerk geez i have feelings and you stabbed them not literally but hypothetically oh wait that's the wrong word you stabbed them metaphysically and figuratively geez you jerk i'm sorry i'm really conflicted because i still love you haha jk no i don't i hope you fell for that because i don't like you suck go eat booboos from the bois' restroom you jerk-scrub gosh gosh gosh i literally can't even you're so heartless and you better be listening to me while i'm talking to you cuz if you aren't then grr grr very much you are no bueno es no bueno no es bueno yeah see i know other languages by breaking up with me you miss out on all this yeah that's right scrub how dare you break up with me if anything i should have broke up with you but whatever i was just being nice by letting you date me even though we never went on a date and we never really started dating but we were going out sorta oh my gosh i'm about to cry this is a very emotional rollercoaster for me please hold on a sec... okay thank you i guess you ought to be at least a little nice since you waited for me i'm sorry if i'm hurting your feelings but i really need to vent this out what you me and bridgette had was really special and it ended so quickly it was hard for me to take you know but i'll try to adapt i'll try to be strong if i can at least *sigh* i'm glad i got that off my chest anyways have you heard of this show called the beast it's a very good show you'd really enjoy it if you enjoy wipeout or ninja warrior it's an international television show that takes place in california, usa different contestants from south korea, usa, germany, brazil, japan, and mexico all compete to quote unquote beat a beast and after someone wins they are put into a bigger tournament in the same game show much like ninja warrior except easier in my opinion you know i think i should go on that show do you think i should i think i should it looks like a lot of fun one of the contestants was blind with one eye so he inspired me to believe that i can compete on that show too which country would you root for i root for south korea most of the time and usa at other times oh oh oh speaking of usa what do you think of trump you know he wouldn't support our relationship oh my gosh speaking of our relationship your dead to me and i hope you die in a fire you make me sick you broke up with me that's not okay i hope you die forever jerk geez i have feelings and you stabbed them not literally but hypothetically oh wait that's the wrong word you stabbed them metaphysically and figuratively geez you jerk i'm sorry i'm really conflicted because i still love you haha jk no i don't i hope you fell for that because i don't like you suck go eat booboos from the bois' restroom you jerk-scrub gosh gosh gosh i literally can't even you're so heartless and you better be listening to me while i'm talking to you cuz if you aren't then grr grr very much you are no bueno es no bueno no es bueno yeah see i know other languages by breaking up with me you miss out on all this yeah that's right scrub how dare you break up with me if anything i should have broke up with you but whatever i was just being nice by letting you date me even though we never went on a date and we never really started dating but we were going out sorta oh my gosh i'm about to cry this is a very emotional rollercoaster for me please hold on a sec... okay thank you i guess you ought to be at least a little nice since you waited for me i'm sorry if i'm hurting your feelings but i really need to vent this out what you me and bridgette had was really special and it ended so quickly it was hard for me to take you know but i'll try to adapt i'll try to be strong if i can at least *sigh* i'm glad i got that off my chest anyways have you heard of this show called the beast it's a very good show you'd really enjoy it if you enjoy wipeout or ninja warrior it's an international television show that takes place in california, usa different contestants from south korea, usa, germany, brazil, japan, and mexico all compete to quote unquote beat a beast and after someone wins they are put into a bigger tournament in the same game show much like ninja warrior except easier in my opinion you know i think i should go on that show do you think i should i think i should it looks like a lot of fun one of the contestants was blind with one eye so he inspired me to believe that i can compete on that show too which country would you root for i root for south korea most of the time and usa at other times oh oh oh speaking of usa what do you think of trump you know he wouldn't support our relationship oh my gosh speaking of our relationship-" Duncan was very rudely interrupted by Geoff.
"dude, oh yeah, alejandro is still on our team, dude" Geoff said.
"did you legitimately forget about alejandro's existence that is so mean now i'm glad we broke up your true colors have been shown your a dirty, ugly, mean, rude, impolite, tasteless, inconsiderate, evil, sadistic, cocky, selfish, pitiful, cowardly, oblivious, atrocious, shallow, lame, tacky, brash, repetitive, dirty, ugly, mean, rude, impolite, tasteless, inconsiderate, evil, sadistic, cocky, selfish, pitiful, cowardly, oblivious, atrocious, shallow, lame, tacky, brash, repetitive, dirty, ugly, mean, rude, impolite, tasteless, inconsiderate, evil, sadistic, cocky, selfish, pitiful, cowardly, oblivious, atrocious, shallow, lame, tacky, brash, repetitive, dirty, ugly, mean, rude, impolite, tasteless, inconsiderate, evil, sadistic, cocky, selfish, pitiful, cowardly, oblivious, atrocious, shallow, lame, tacky, brash, repetitive, dirty, ugly, mean, rude, impolite, tasteless, inconsiderate, evil, sadistic, cocky, selfish, pitiful, cowardly, oblivious, atrocious, shallow, lame, tacky, brash, repetitive, dirty, ugly, mean, rude, impolite, tasteless, inconsiderate, evil, sadistic, cocky, selfish, pitiful, cowardly, oblivious, atrocious, shallow, lame, tacky, brash, repetitive, dirty, ugly, mean, rude, impolite, tasteless, inconsiderate, evil, sadistic, cocky, selfish, pitiful, cowardly, oblivious, atrocious, shallow, lame, tacky, brash, repetitive, dirty, ugly, mean, rude, impolite, tasteless, inconsiderate, evil, sadistic, cocky, selfish, pitiful, cowardly, oblivious, atrocious, shallow, lame, tacky, brash, repetitive, dirty, ugly, mean, rude, impolite, tasteless, inconsiderate, evil, sadistic, cocky, selfish, pitiful, cowardly, oblivious, atrocious, shallow, lame, tacky, brash, repetitive, dirty, ugly, mean, rude, impolite, tasteless, inconsiderate, evil, sadistic, cocky, selfish, pitiful, cowardly, oblivious, atrocious, shallow, lame, tacky, brash, repetitive, dirty, ugly, mean, rude, impolite, tasteless, inconsiderate, evil, sadistic, cocky, selfish, pitiful, cowardly, oblivious, atrocious, shallow, lame, tacky, brash, repetitive, dirty, ugly, mean, rude, impolite, tasteless, inconsiderate, evil, sadistic, cocky, selfish, pitiful, cowardly, oblivious, atrocious, shallow, lame, tacky, brash, repetitive, dirty, ugly, mean, rude, impolite, tasteless, inconsiderate, evil, sadistic, cocky, selfish, pitiful, cowardly, oblivious, atrocious, shallow, lame, tacky, brash, repetitive, dirty, ugly, mean, rude, impolite, tasteless, inconsiderate, evil, sadistic, cocky, selfish, pitiful, cowardly, oblivious, atrocious, shallow, lame, tacky, brash, repetitive, idiot." Duncan said.
"dude, k, dude." Geoff responded.
"k guys challenge time" Chris said. "the challenge is to find DJ's corpse."
Leshawna sassily took her handy-dandy x-ray out of her pocket and used it on Lindsay. inside lindsay were DJ's remains.
"dude, dang it, I wish I knew that she ate DJ, dude." Geoff sighed.
"kk lol elimination time scrubs." Chris said.
=1.5 seconds later=
"k the votes r in, you are out Duncan." Chris announced. "Any last words?"
"yes." Duncan said. "bye. K bye."
Duncan then phased through the ground and ended up in China and he ate legitimate Chinese food.
Elimination Order: Owen, Trent, Beth, Eva and Harold, Ezekiel, Gwen, Bridgette, DJ, Courtney, Courtney, Cody, Duncan