A/N: Many thanks to Limby, MoonEasterBunny, Whitem, Aedan Cameron, Yankee Bard, Lippy Norwegian, LycoX for reviewing my story.
Well it's time for Ron to return home and face fame and fortune, time for more bonding time with Kim and her brothers, time for Wade to once again rise to the occasion and time for Monique to reflect back on her evening with Neil. Hope you all enjoy the chapter. Write a review and receive a reply...I hope...lol
Bubba
At a secret location somewhere on the boundaries of Appleton and the city limits of Middleton. Kim Possible sits in the driver's seat of her car talking on her cell phone with her best friend Monique about the Neil Diamond concert the night before.
"So you had a good time and didn't get bored?"
She heard Monique giggle over the phone, "The concert was great, the seats were great. Neil even pointed at me when I flashed my boobs at him."
Kim laughed and shook her head, "I hope you didn't get in too much trouble with Tirza."
"Oh I got in a little trouble but Neil got a kick out of it so that kind of calmed Tirza down."
"I bet he got a kick out of it. He's like older than my dad." Kim told her as she continued laughing.
She could hear Monique laughing as well, "So what are you doing today?"
Kim looked over at her brothers as they prepared to test fire one of their rocket engines, "Oh, I'm helping my brothers out with one of their little rocket projects."
"So they're your brothers now. You're not calling them the tweebs anymore?"
She smiled, "Well, we're getting older now and they aren't that bad. You should see how tall they're getting..."
"They started chasing girls yet?"
Kim thought about it, "Not that I know of."
"Girl, when they start chasing girls. You'll be rethinking the whole sitch." Monique said teasingly.
She chuckled as she watched her twin brothers continue to work with a rocket engine on a metal stand, "So what are you and your fiancé doing today?"
Monique laughed, "God I still can't believe I'm engaged...Oh we're just hanging around the Stoppable's recovering from last nights concert."
"So did Tirza get a autograph from Neil?"
"Oh yea, he got a bunch of autographs on CD's and when he ran out of CD's he grabbed an orange from the fruit basket. Then we got our picture taken with him. He's sending the picture back home to his family. They're always getting on him about why they haven't seen any pictures of me."
Kim grinned evilly, "So you think they'll be able to tell between you and Neil?"
"Hey now, don't go there...You ever hear from Wade?" Monique asked sounding concerned.
"No, no I haven't heard from Wade in ages." Kim said as she made a mental note to find out what had happened to her friend.
"I'm supposed to go to Israel here at the end of September and we don't have a passport for Tirza so...We really need to get in touch with Wade."
"When I get home I'll see if I can find out what happened to him." Kim said suddenly becoming very worried.
"Thanks...It would really suck if I ended up in Israel and Tirza couldn't leave the country."
"Yea...So did you really flash Neil?" Kim said as she tried to form the mental picture of Monique pulling up her shirt in her mind.
"Girl that was the firmest set of boobs that man has seen in twenty years..."
Kim laughed, "I don't believe you."
"Hey, how's your boob sitch?"
She rolled her eyes, "Well...I got me a few pairs of bras that fit now...I guess I'm getting used to them."
"You need a new mission outfit something really trashy to show off the new you."
Kim laughed, "Oh no...No more missions."
"So when you wear something trashy it'll be for your own enjoyment."
"Yea that's right." Kim said with a grin.
"How far along are you on your Rutgers paper work?"
Kim frowned, "Oh...I'll start on it soon. I just can't get in the mood."
"Kim you are too smart to be sitting around the house doing nothing. Get your ass busy on this stuff. Everyone else we went to high school with has moved on...I'm leaving next month. There's no reason for you to stay in Middleton."
"I know, I know, you're starting to sound like my mother." Kim told her friend coldly.
"Hey...I'm just trying to be your friend here."
Kim sighed, "I know, I know...I just have to kick myself in the butt and do it."
"Now get you a new wardrobe that shows off them boobs go to Rutgers and find you a new boyfriend."
She smiled at the thought, "You know what...I was looking at myself in the mirror this morning. I'm a lot more stacked now than Bonnie."
"Kim don't go there. That ship has sailed."
Kim didn't say anything for a moment, "Yea, I guess your right."
"You know I am."
She thought it over for a moment and then she looked up to see Jim motioning to her that they were ready for their test. "Hey Mo, the twins are ready to test fire this rocket so I'm going to have to get off the phone."
"Call me if you hear anything about Wade."
"I will..." Kim said as she hung up the phone and stepped out of the car.
Tim handed her a set of earplugs, "It's going to be really loud."
Kim shoved the rubbery earplugs in and nodded, "Cool"
Jim did some last minute tinkering, "How's your readings on the laptop?"
Tim looked over a few screens on his laptop, "I'm all go here." He said in a very serious voice.
Kim stepped back as the two boys put on their earmuffs to protect their ears. Tim tapped her on the arm, "Let's take cover behind the car."
She nodded and followed her brothers back towards her car. The twins walked back carefully to make sure they didn't tangle any of the wires that were running from the rocket engine to the computer or the instrumentation box that Jim had.
Once they were behind the car Tim typed a few entries into the computer and then began to count down for his brother to test fire the engine, "10...9...8...7...6...5...Holding at 5..."
"Everything looks normal." Jim said without taking his eyes off the instrumentation box.
"We have a go for test firing, 4...3..."
"Starting ignition sequence"
There was a loud pop and then another loud pop followed by a loud whine as flames began to fire from exhaust port. The noise was deafening as Kim clapped her hands over her ears.
"2...1..." Tim finished the countdown
"PUSHING TO 60..." Jim screamed.
Kim noticed the steel frame the rocket was attached to begin to vibrate violently. She tried to call out but no one could hear her over the rocket engine, "IS THAT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT?"
"I'M GETTING SOME REALLY WEIRD READINGS?" Jim called out.
"THROTTLING UP TO 100..." Tim called out.
"NOOOOOOOOOO" Jim screamed but it was too late.
The rocket and the stand began to move and then it took off zig zagging across the ground away from them. All the wires and that connected the rocket to the laptop and the instrument box disconnected. Tim looked up, "I LOST CONTACT..."
The rocket engine broke free of the metal stand and double back towards the three. Kim leaped over the hood of her car and the twins scattered as the engine buzzed past them, "LOOK OUT!"
Then there was silence as the engine tumbled to a stop 300 yards from where they all stood. Jim and Tim looked at one another and then Kim let out a howl as she began jumping up and down pumping her fist in the air, "THAT WAS SO COOL...Let's do it again!"
Jim and Tim were both pale and breathing hard as they looked at one another. Then they watched Kim as she took off running for the rocket engine, "You ever think that our sister..." Jim started.
"...is a total nut job." Finished Tim.
"Yea" They both said in agreement..
It was diner time around the Bunimovich household. Wade sat at the table eating his food and listening to Sergei tell his mother and Bina all about the big fight at the warehouse and how he had beat up three men.
Wade couldn't speak the language but he could tell that neither his mother nor Bina seemed to be very impressed by his story. Wade looked between the two women and then back down at his plate of food, "Wow, tough crowd." He thought as he returned to eating his dinner.
"So anyway the third man came at me with a table leg and I grabbed his arm and twisted it until he let go and then I kicked him the chest and smashed his head into the desk knocking him unconscious...It was a very good fight." Sergei said happily.
Sergei's mother looked up from her dinner and shrugged, "Your father beat up five men at Chertle's Tavern..."
Sergei sighed, "Mother they were drunkards and these men were professionals."
"I could have taken them." Bina said as she put forth her opinion.
Mother Bunimovich smiled and patted Bina on the arm, "I bet you could have. You see Sergei even Bina is unimpressed. You will just never measure up to your late father."
Sergei sat in silence for a few minutes as his mother statement ran through his mind. After a time he wiped his mouth off with a napkin and took his plate into the kitchen and walked out the back door.
Wade looked up at the two women that were now staring at him. He smiled and nodded, "The food is very good."
Bina translated his compliment to Mother Bunimovich and she nodded and said something in Lithuanian. Bina chuckled, "She says Chocolate Boy eats too much."
Wade grinned uneasily and then wiped his mouth off with a napkin, stood up and took his plate into the kitchen. Wade looked out the back window of the farm house where he saw Sergei kicking around a soccer ball.
He walked outside to join him and get away from the women. He walked up to a rail fence that ran down from the barn to keep the animals from roaming into the backyard of the house.
Sergei kicked the ball straight up and then began bouncing the ball into the air with his knees. Suddenly he kneed the ball high into the air and bounced it off his head. Before the ball could hit the ground he kicked the ball savagely towards the barn.
The ball flew in a straight line towards the barn where it hit with a loud bang. Wade chuckled softly as he could hear the cows mooing, upset at the sudden loud noise intruding into their world. Sergei pumped his fist into the air as he chased the ball, "Goal by Sergei Bunimovich his third of the game." He called out as he pretended to do the play by play of the shot.
He retrieved the ball and worked his way back towards Wade, "Of course Pavel Bunimovich scored five goals in one game so what does it really matter." Sergei said angrily as he turned and kicked the ball savagely towards the barn once again.
The large man put his hands on hips and walked towards Wade, "I played when I was in secondary school. I was not great but I was a pretty good footballer."
Wade nodded, "You look pretty good to me."
He smiled at the compliment, "I was good but not better than my father...I turned 23 last week."
"Oh...Happy Birthday..." Wade said uneasily not sure where the conversation was headed.
Sergei ran a hand through his brown hair as he walked to fence and leaned on it, "My father died at 46...Congestive heart failure."
"Sorry to hear that." Wade replied nervously.
"I sometimes feel that my life is half over...If I score three goals in a game, he would tell me about scoring five...I beat up three men in a warehouse and my mother tells me about him beating up five men in a bar..." Sergei said sadly.
Wade didn't know what to say. He had just turned 16 and didn't have much in the way of life experiences to fall back on. So he said nothing and turned his head to watch the sunset over the pasture and behind the trees further out on the farm.
"I knew if I stayed around here that I would always be compared to my father...always live in his shadow. So I made my Aliyah hoping to start a new life and accomplish something...Make mother proud of me..." Sergei said quietly, "I do not think I am accomplishing much."
"It's not over...You can still do great things." Wade said trying to sound hopeful.
Sergei shrugged, "I am 23 years old and my mother has never once told me she loves me..." He bit his tongue and then shook his head to shake the thought from his mind, "Wade once you get in good with this Korinski man could you see if you can get Bina and myself back to Israel...I think I am ready to go home."
Wade nodded, "Sure, sure...I'll see if I can get you guys on a plane tomorrow."
There was a very audible sigh of relief that came from Sergei as smiled and closed his eyes, "Thank you...We go to bed now Wade and in the morning I shall teach you how to milk a cow."
"Oh goody..." Wade said trying his best to sound enthused.
Sergei laughed about his lack of enthusiasm. He slapped Wade on the back, "I shall teach you how to grab teats and with your new found knowledge you will never be without a woman again."
Ron re-entered Israel in a truck convoy. Once they were across the border he sent his things on ahead to Tulkharm. He had decided to walk and hitch hike the rest of the way back home to Netanaya.
He was traveling light a small pack containing his poker money, his pistols along with a selection of MRE's to eat on the way. He also carried his rifle unloaded across as his back. He wore the brown beret of the Golani Brigade instead of his Kevlar helmet. He figured now that he was in Israel the odds of him getting into a fire fight were relatively slim.
Ron waived as the last truck of the convoy rumbled by him. He turned and waived at the soldiers at the border crossing and then he turned and began walking back towards Netanaya and Bonnie.
It was a trip that would take about two hours by car or about six hours by convoy. Ron figured he could pickup a ride here and there as he made his way south and be home in time for dinner.
He grinned as he thought about surprising Bonnie and then he wondered how quickly he could hustle her into the bedroom. There would be time for catching up and pillow talk after he had relieved his physical need for sex.
Ron walked past row after of crops of the farm lands that were growing in the various Kibbutz's. He was intrigued when he first saw them and now after walking for an hour and a half the novelty had worn off.
He turned and looked back towards the north and shouted, "I'VE BEEN THROWN OUT OF BETTER WARS THAN THIS!"With no answer coming from the north he turned and continued his walk south.
The realization of just how alone Ron truly had begun to set in. To occupy his mind he began to talk to himself, "I bet living on a Kibbutz would be interesting. Communal farm...All for one and one for all...Bonnie would hate it."
Ron grinned and shrugged, "Sam must not have been too impressed either since he ran away to join the IDF when he was 14."
The noise of an approaching car caught his attention and Ron turned around to face the on coming car. The silver Volvo came closer and Ron stuck out his thumb. The people in the car waived and continued driving past him.
Ron returned the wave and smiled, "Yea, I don't think I'd stop and pickup a guy toting an M4 machine gun either."
After another four cars drove past, his mind began to think about sex. He walked down the shoulder and closed his eyes and imagined Bonnie hugging him as he came through the door and then her eyes shimmering with lust as she would help him out of his clothes and begin to love him.
He heard another car coming and turned to face it. A yellow Toyota Camry pulled to a stop and four girls waved for Ron to get in. He grinned and ran towards the car, "Today must be my lucky day."
The car roared away from the shoulder as Ron reached the for door handle. The girls all turned and laughed at him. Ron frowned, "Oh come on. I'm a veteran for crying out loud." He gloomed as he continued his march back home, "I can't believe I put on new socks for this."
He looked back up in time to see the yellow Toyota disappear over a hill in the distance, "Fine see if I ever defend your freedom again." He said sadly under his breath.
Ron realized it was useless to rehash the girls in the yellow Toyota over and over again so he turned his mind back to sex. He grinned as he thought about Babbette Shangra, "I should have gone in for another checkup before I left."
He smiled at the memory of their last encounter, "Man she was so hot after I got rid of that CIA goof...Put that portable bed to good use that night."
Then he remembered how she tugged on his ears as she climaxed, "Man that hurt but it was worth it. Kind of like when I had Kim bent over that..." A noise in the distance caught his attention.
A bus was coming. Ron grinned as he knew it was an Israeli law that buses had to stop and give rides to any IDF soldier in need. Right now Ron was in need of a ride. He quickly stuck his thumb out and the bus slowed to a stop and opened its door.
"Where are you headed?" The driver asked in Hebrew.
"Netanaya" Ron told him.
The driver nodded, "We can get you close."
Ron stepped on board what appeared to be a tour bus, "Close is good." He said as he sat at the top of the stairs next to the driver.
The doors of the bus closed and Ron sighed as he realized the bus was air conditioned, "Much better, glad to be out of the heat." He thought as he lay back on his pack to make himself comfortable.
"Ronald?"
A familiar voice broke Ron out of his thoughts and he looked to the source and gasped, "Rabbi Katz?"
Rabbi Katz smiled, "I thought you looked familiar."
Ron shook the Rabbi's hand, "What are you doing here? What are you doing this close to the Lebanon border?"
The Rabbi chuckled, "I am here with a group from the Temple. We're exploring our Jewish heritage." Rabbi Katz then stood up, "Everyone we have just picked up Ronald Stoppable from Middleton."
He motioned for Ron to stand as people from the Temple began to applaud. One woman called out from the back of the bus, "Ronnie I was at your Bris...I'm good friends with your mother."
Ron grinned, "You'll have to forgive Mrs...?"
"Ida...Ida Startable"
He chuckled as he realized he was related to the woman by marriage, "You'll have to forgive me Mrs. Startable but I was only 8 days old at my circumcision so my memory is not so good."
The rest of the bus laughed and clapped. Ron sat back down on the stair by the driver. Rabbi Katz leaned over, "Come up here Ronald we have room."
Ron stood up and took off his pack, "I'll just leave my pack and rifle up here then."
An older man in the middle of the bus made room for him to sit down. He smiled at Ron, "We saw you shoot that Hezbollah goon down on television a few nights ago."
He blinked in amazement, "It was on TV?"
A woman from across the isle explained further, "Not at first it was on the internet first...Youtube I think...Then it made it to television."
The man next to Ron patted him on the shoulder, "You were really fast drawing your gun."
"It just goes to show Saul that God favors the righteous." A woman's voice called from the back.
Ron forced a weak grin, "I kind of wish I would have kept walking."
"So is that the gun you used in the holster?" The man asked.
"Huh...oh yea." Ron absently answered the man.
The woman from across the isle tapped him on the knee, "We're coming back from the Golan Heights." She said with a smile.
Ron nodded, "I was there my first week in Israel."
"Did you kill any Syrians?" The man next to him asked.
"Uh...no...no, not that day." Ron said nervously.
The woman across the isle spoke up again, "I suppose living in Israel is much different than living back in Middleton."
Ron nodded his head, "It's different but in a good way."
"You get into so much trouble if you kill Arabs in Middleton." She mused sadly.
"One would think." Ron said uneasily.
The man next to Ron smiled and offered him some cookies. He shook his head and told him he wasn't hungry. The man nodded and then continued talking to him, "I think it's a shame they threw you out of the war the way they did."
Ron winced, "Yea"
"I mean so you killed a few people its war for crying out loud." The man finished.
Rabbi Katz could see that Ron had become the center of unwanted attention so he called out to him, "Ronald come up here and sit by me."
He excused himself from the group and made his way back towards the front of the bus and sat next to Rabbi Katz. He leaned over and whispered to him, "Thank you"
"Not a problem...Some of our Temple members a little over excited since they have a real celebrity on board."
Ron cringed, "Oh no..."
"So let's talk wedding. I understand Bonnie has set a date?"
He blinked at the newest revelation, "She has?"
Rabbi Katz chuckled, "Yes she has. December 21st and I'm to perform the ceremony."
The color drained out of Ron's face, "Oh...I've been out of touch with Bonnie for a while. I get the occasional letter but...December 21st huh?"
"She is very excited. You two make such a lovely couple." Rabbi Katz said as he patted Ron's leg.
Ron stood up quickly and addressed the bus, "Does anyone have a cell phone I can use to call Bonnie?"
A woman handed Ron a cell phone and he thanked her. He sat back down next to Rabbi Katz and punched in Bonnie's phone number. He heard the phone ring once, twice and then Bonnie answered it, "Shalom?"
"Bonnie..."
He heard a scream and he held the phone away from his ear, "RON...I've been waiting to hear from you. When are you coming home?"
"Uh...Right now...Guess who I'm sitting next to?"
"You need to get home now! There's so much going on because of the little stunt you pulled in Lebanon...I have no idea who you're sitting next to."
"Rabbi Katz" Ron told her.
There was another loud scream, "Put him on, put him on."
Ron rolled his eyes and handed Rabbi Katz the phone, "She wants to talk to you."
Rabbi Katz took the phone from Ron, "Shalom Bonnie"
"Did you tell Ron the date yet? If you did it's OK, but I was kind of wanting to surprise him." Bonnie said excitedly.
The Rabbi looked at Ron and shrugged, "I think I let the cat out of the bag already."
"Awwww...Put Ron back on."
He handed Ron back the cell phone, "She wants to talk to you now."
Ron took the phone and shook his head, "Hey...I kind of need a ride home."
"Where are you headed now?"
He looked over to Rabbi Katz, "Where are we headed?"
"Mount Carmel National Park...Haifa."
"Ah...We're headed towards Mount Carmel National Park in Haifa."
"Hey I know where that is. I did the weather from there last week."
Ron blinked, "Really? I think we're about a half hour out of Haifa now."
"I'll meet you there." She said as she hung up the phone.
He handed the phone back to the woman and thanked her. Then he turned his attention back to Rabbi Katz, "Bonnie's doing the weather now?"
Rabbi Katz smiled, "Yes she's been doing the weather in the mornings on channel 6 since you went back to Lebanon."
"I had heard she was doing the weather but...I'm really out of the loop." Ron said suddenly feeling very sad.
"Bonnie will help you get back up to speed." Rabbi Katz said patiently.
Ron spent the rest of the bus trip looking out the window. He was having trouble wrapping his head around the whole Bonnie on TV concept. Then there was the wedding date.
He was beginning to feel overwhelmed. Much like the day he proposed when he felt he started a large mechanized machine into motion that couldn't be stopped and he was just along for the ride.
Nervousness was now replacing he lustful feelings. He closed his eyes and tried to rest for a bit. He cringed as he thought about the gunfight being on TV. He couldn't put his finger on exactly why it bothered him so much.
He opened his eyes and sighed. Yes, yes he could put a finger on it. It was like being at the Space Center and having Dr. Wong and Kim show him that DVD of his life or death battle in Gaza City. Only this time he was lucky and didn't get wounded or blown up, "I wonder what I'm going to think when I see the video?"
The bus pulled into the parking lot of the park. Ron spotted the silver Toyota Camry that Bonnie's dad had rented out for her. He closed his eyes and took a deep breath and then he looked at the car again, "Did she wreck the car while I was gone?"
Ron blinked, "It does look like it's had a lot of body damage...Is that Bonnie?" He thought as looked at the woman behind the wheel. He had yet to see her with her new hairstyle.
The bus rumbled to a stop and the driver opened the door. Ron swallowed hard and realized his legs were shaking. He turned to the driver, "Thanks for the ride." Then he walked down the stairs to parking lot.
Bonnie saw the bus pull into the parking lot. She got out of the car and walked towards it. Then she saw Ron stand up behind the darkened windows and she found herself running towards the bus. The door to the bus opened and she threw herself into Ron's arms momentarily knocking him back into the bus.
Ron held her tightly and began kissing her and then he pulled away and looked at her, "You look great...New hairstyle?"
She chuckled nervously and nodded, "They did a focus study and found that my old hairstyle made me look cruel and sadistic."
He grinned and nodded, "You look great."
Bonnie frowned, "You're supposed to say that my old hairstyle didn't make me look cruel and sadistic."
Ron began laughing, "No comment."
She playfully slapped his chest and then pulled him out of the way so the other passengers could get off the bus. She pulled him to her once again and began kissing him. She pulled away, "You don't know how much I've missed you."
He grinned and began to blush, "Really?"
Bonnie smiled, "Yea"
The rest of the passengers filed off the bus and then Ron and Bonnie posed for pictures. Several of the older ladies wanted to know if they were invited to the wedding. Ron just grinned and looked as though he were a lost child. Bonnie however told them they were all invited.
Finally the tour group went on its way and Bonnie pulled Ron towards the car. She opened the trunk and Ron dropped his pack and his rifle inside and closed the trunk. Bonnie looked him over, "You alright?"
Ron took a deep breath, "I think so...It's just...It feels like everything's changes so much since I left...I mean you got a whole new look." He said motioning towards Bonnie's hair.
Bonnie giggled, "It's only the hairstyle."
Ron climbed into the passenger's seat and waited for Bonnie to get in, "So what happened to the car?"
"Stupid Jerusalem Post...They printed a story shortly after you left saying I was cheating on you and the next thing I know a bunch of wives and girlfriends of soldiers serving in Lebanon vandalized my car." Bonnie slapped the steering wheel angrily as she remembered coming outside and finding the car.
"Wow...Did they run a retraction or anything."
"Oh yea, but what good does that do me now?" Bonnie said bitterly.
Ron nodded his head, "I'm on leave for two weeks."
"You have no idea how much I missed you being around." Bonnie said trying to fight back a tear.
Ron put a hand on her shoulder, "Well I'm back now."
Bonnie narrowed her eyes, "Oh yea after that gunfight stunt that everyone is showing on TV. Morey is going nuts, said you should have held out for pay per view."
He rolled his eyes, "Oh Morey says...Is he really doing anything for us?"
"You've got some checks waiting on you when you get home."
Ron blinked, "Really...for what?"
Bonnie growled slightly exasperated at how out of touch Ron really was, "For that stupid gunfight...Ever since that tape started airing on TV, Sgt. Ron Stoppable dolls and comic books have been flying off the shelves."
"Their action figures not dolls...I have a comic book?" Ron blinked and shook his head in disbelief.
"Yes, Sgt. Stoppable's Commando Death Force." Bonnie said trying hard not to laugh.
Ron grinned and looked out the window of the car, "Is it any good?"
Bonnie smiled, "I thought issue number 1 was pretty good. You were trapped in Southern Lebanon and you had to kill a whole bunch of Hezbollah insurgents in order to make it home for my surprise birthday party."
She watched as Ron sat a little bit taller in the seat, "Did I make it in time?" Ron asked trying his best to stifle a grin.
"Naturally, and then you proposed by giving me a ring that you fashioned out of an artillery shell or something." Bonnie began laughing and soon Ron began laughing too.
Ron shook his head as the laughter finally subsided, "How's Sam?"
Bonnie grinned, "Ahhhhhh Sam's in love..."
"Not Sima still?"
"Oh no Sima is yesterday's news. He's got a new girl friend a girl named Miriam Blumenthal, she's a Young Hadassha volunteer at the hospital."
Ron grinned, "That sly dog."
Bonnie nodded, "I think he's well enough to go back to duty but he's finding all kinds of reasons to stay in the hospital and talk to Miriam."
"Hmmmmm...I want to visit Private Cello tomorrow and give him a hard time."
The Toyota Camry turned into the parking lot of their apartment building. Bonnie parked the car and turned off the engine, "Right now I want to inside and have you give me a hard time."
Ron grinned, "Open the trunk so I can get my stuff and I'll race you."
Bonnie opened the trunk and grabbed Ron's pack. Ron grabbed his rifle. Bonnie slung the bag over her shoulder, "This thing weighs a ton. How do you carry it all the time?"
He grinned, "Ah it's only about 70 pounds. If you want I'll carry the pack and you can carry the rifle."
"I'm not touching that gun." Bonnie said firmly.
Ron smiled and began to head towards the elevator of the apartment building, "Let's go inside...I've got other things I want you to handle."
Bonnie tried to follow him and then gave up as she dropped his pack on the ground. Ron chuckled softly and walked back to her and slung the pack over his shoulder, "You get used to it."
They rode the elevator up to the apartment giggling at what they knew was coming next. Bonnie opened the door to the apartment and Ron walked inside. Once inside Bonnie closed the door and held up a hand before Ron could take her in his arms, "Shower...You stink."
Ron rolled his head back on his shoulders, "Aughhhhhhhh...It's been like forever." Then he began unbuttoning his uniform and pulling off his clothes.
Bonnie stood and watched appreciatively, "I see you got a promotion."
"Oh yea...I'm a 1st lieutenant now."
Bonnie lifted an eyebrow, "More money?"
Ron shrugged, "Yea...I think, not sure."
She pointed towards the bathroom and he marched away, "Yes Officer." He said with a grin, "Good to be home again."
He got the water running and waited for the shower to get hot before stepping in. He smiled as the water flowed over his body. Soon the shower door opened and Bonnie stepped into the shower with naked, "I figured you'd need to have your back washed."
Ron wrapped Bonnie up in his arms and pulled her to him, "I missed you too."
They had made love in the shower, they made love in the hallway leading to the bedroom, and then they finally made it into the bedroom and onto the bed. Ron aggressively pursuing Bonnie, Bonnie aggressively pursuing Ron and then in the bedroom Bonnie pulled out her secret weapon. This new weapon would insure Ron's fidelity and loyalty for all eternity.
Ron took Bonnie to the bed hard and began passionately kissing the nape of her neck. Bonnie groaned as she rubbed the back of his head with one hand and his back with the other. Just as Ron had entered her for their third round of rough sex Bonnie wrapped her legs around Ron's hips and let herself go limp.
"Oh God Ronnie, you own me now. There's no way I can ever deny you...no way I can ever deny your needs...Do anything you want to me Ronnie." She said breathlessly.
Ron's nostrils flared upon hearing this and his hips went into overdrive. Bonnie held on for dear life urging him on, "I'm a slave to your needs...Oh God don't stop, don't ever stop."
Ron was grunting and groaning as he saw the eyes roll back in Bonnie's head just before she began to claw his back as they both came to a climax at the same time. Ron collapsed on top of her breathing hard. He then propped himself up on his elbows and smiled down at Bonnie before giving her a gentile kiss on the lips.
He tried to roll off of her but Bonnie wouldn't let him. She wrapped her legs around his hips and held him tight. A huge smile crossed her face, "You liked submissive Bonnie didn't you."
With his face a bright crimson red from the exertion, sweat was dripping off his forehead and onto Bonnie's chest. Ron tried to answer but he was too out of breath. Finally he grinned and nodded, "Oh...yea."
Bonnie wiggled her hips back and forth and giggled playfully, "I'll have to keep that in mind for future use."
Finally she let Ron roll off of her. Ron flopped onto the other side of the bed and stared at the ceiling, "Oh...yea...oh...yea."
She snuggled with him and kissed him playfully until his breathing returned to normal. She crawled up onto his chest crossed her arms and lay her head down facing him. It was time to become serious, "We need to talk."
Ron nodded recognizing the new tone to Bonnie's voice, "Yea...I hear there is a date for the wedding now?"
"December 21st, during Chanukah...it will be our second one together." She reminded him.
"Yea...Not a bad date, just kind of took me by surprise."
"I wrote you a letter to tell you."
He shrugged, "Mail delivery to the north is a bit...spotty."
Bonnie looked over at the clock radio on the nightstand, "It's almost 10:30...We'll talk for a bit and then I have to get some sleep. I have to get up at five to go to work."
"What do you want to talk about?" Ron said with a yawn as he closed his eyes and began to think about sleep.
"When I was visiting Sam in the hospital I met some wounded soldiers that knew you." Bonnie said with a mischievous grin on her face.
Ron's right eye opened up, "Oh yea?"
"Yea"
"Uh oh"
"Yea...Now what is this I hear about you being slapped by a sergeant in basic training for lusting?"
He began laughing and pulled Bonnie's pillow over his face before throwing it back over to her side of the bed, "Which time."
Bonnie shook her head and rolled her eyes, "Oh so it happened more than once."
"Well...You have to remember I was pretty active before coming over here. So I went from having sex regularly to nothing...Hell the wind blew the wrong way and I was hard."
She laughed, "You must have really been kicking it up with Kim before you left home."
Ron smiled and nodded, "Oh yea...Kim's mom threw water on us one time to break us apart."
Bonnie covered her mouth and began laughing, "Oh my God...That is so funny."
"That goes no further...I thought Mr. Dr. P. was fierce...man..." Ron chuckled as he relived the memory.
"Oh, read you the riot act did she?" Bonnie teased him playfully.
Ron nodded, "Yea...I found out Kim wasn't on the pill and was trying to get pregnant to keep me in Middleton and Mrs. Dr. P. started talking abortion and I flipped out...It was a mess."
Bonnie cringed as she noted the change in Ron's mood, "Ouch...So Kim...had a..."
"NO, no...It never...I mean she wasn't pregnant." Ron said sadly.
"Wow"
"Yea...So anyway...I get over here and I went right into basic training and I didn't even see a girl for damn near three months and...it showed." Ron said with a grin.
"I see...I also talked to one soldier that saw you destroy a pay phone because you thought I was cheating on you..." Bonnie let the sentence hang to see what Ron's reaction would be.
He lifted his head, "I didn't think anyone saw that?"
"He says he did..."
"Damn...yea...I called you up and a guy answered and told me you were in the shower...and I kind of let my imagination run away with itself..." He said sadly.
"If I remember that was when I was trying to get you a job in Haifa to get you out of the army..."
"And if I remember right it was right after a certain person showed me a picture of Kim kissing a certain Danny Baldwin and then having a certain person tell me that she was engaged..." Ron reminded her of that fact.
Bonnie heard the chill in Ron's voice and buried her head into his chest, "Oh yea...Sorry..."
"My head wasn't in a real good place then." Ron said sadly.
She decided that she wasn't going to go any further with what had happened in the past as she could feel a deep sadness coming over Ron and she didn't want to depress him, "I came to a decision if it's alright with you.'
"What's that?" Ron asked as he shifted his body around in the bed.
"After we're married...I want a baby."
Both of Ron's eyes shot open and he lifted his head up, "Really?"
"Yea...I was talking with Vada and she said the trick was to have the baby early so that way we'll still be young and good looking when they're grown."
Ron made a face, "Booyah, works for me...I really want kids."
Bonnie kissed his chest, "I know you do."
He smiled and decided to broach an issue of his own, "I'd really like a lot of kids..."
She narrowed her eyes at him "One and then we'll see how it goes."
Ron laughed, "OK"
"Now onto business...There are a few checks with your name on them that need to be signed so I can put them in the bank."
"Oh yea...from who?"
Bonnie sighed, "Well let's see, the one from the comic book company, the toy company, and the publisher that wants you to write your Gaza story...Once I get them signed and in the bank we'll have about twelve million Shekels..."
Ron began to scramble out of bed, "WHAT? When...where did all this money come from again?"
She giggled as she followed her naked fiancée' into the kitchen, "We have an agent remember?" She laughed as Ron began looking for the checks, "They're on the fridge."
He spotted them immediately, "1.2 million, 325,000, 2.5 million...I wonder what this is in dollars?"
Bonnie chuckled as Ron collapsed into a kitchen chair, "Well I think all totaled with the other money in the bank it would be around $2,000,000 at the going rate of exchange..."
"I have around 26,000 Shekels in my bag from playing poker in Lebanon..." He said vacantly.
"Well I know I'm going shopping tomorrow." Bonnie said excitedly.
"Let me get this straight I have a comic book and an action figure...book? What else is there that I don't know about?"
Bonnie sat in his lap and kissed him gently, "We'll get with Morey tomorrow and get you up to speed...Also do you think you can get a job in the IDF where you won't be doing stupid things like getting into televised gunfights?"
"Uh...I guess so." Ron said absently, still in shock over his new found fame and fortune.
"Let's go to bed, I have to get up and do the weather and then I start a cooking show tomorrow." She told him as she slid off his lap.
"Cooking? You?" Ron said incredulously.
Bonnie laughed, "Yea, me...I've been taking lessons and I'm not bad."
Ron stood up and walked past her, "This I got to see."
She swatted his butt as he passed by, "Smart ass."