It had been two days since Saitama and Eyonae's fight, and no one had seen her outside the ship since her defeat. The only alien outside the ship was a small one that looked like a green bat with no eyes. The bat alien had some company in the form of Saitama, who was ordered by the H.A. to guard the ship in case Eyonae tried to come out and attack anything. Needless to say, the bat alien and Saitama were passing the time with small talk.

"Bottom line is, aside from wrecking every planet we visited, we were kinda like Lord Boros and the Dark Matter Pirates." the bat alien, whose name was a sort of screeching chitter, explained.

"So, you guys are neither the good or bad guys?" Saitama asked.

"Eh." the alien answered with a shrug. "Wouldn't have mattered. Species all over the universe know of Eyonae. Needless to say, they're all scared shitless of her, being the child of Lord Boros." Saitama was about to ask what he meant, but stopped when the ramp on the ship descended, revealing Eyonae in an outfit similar to her first one. She looked the same, save for her skin taking on a paler green hue and her hair a little wilder than last time.

"Oh...you're here." she scoffed before wincing when the sun hit her eye.

"Yeah. The Hero Association sent me to keep an eye on you." Saitama answered in a bored tone.

"Not very subtle, are they?" she asked as she raised her hand to block the sun. She glared at him as she descended the ramp before walking onto the dirt, allowing the ramp to ascend back into the ship. "I don't know why they bother. I have no intention or desire to wreak havoc on this planet." Hey eye ventured towards a tree in the distance. "YOU HEAR ME?!" she roared at the top of her lungs, causing a man, and his listening equipment, to fall out and hit his head on the ground.

"That human's been here long before you got here." said the bat alien. "Kept mumbling the same lines of 'nothing happening' every five minutes."

"Really?" Saitama asked as he looked in the distance at the tree. "That tree's kinda far away."

"These ears aren't for show!" he bragged before Eyonae stepped forward, silencing him.

"Alright, let's go." she mumbled as she began walking away from the ship.

"Go where?" Saitama asked her in confusion.

"To explore a little." she answered. "I don't like being on that ship any longer than I have to be."

"Are you sure, Ma'am?" the bat alien asked. "Won't the local lifeforms be hostile towards you?"

"I don't care." she answered before looking at Saitama. "You coming, or not?" Saitama merely closed his eyes while folding his arms.

"Well, I was told to keep an eye on you. And the didn't inform me that you had to stay on the ship." He then opened his eyes again and let his arms drop before following. "Alright."

Fear filled the streets as Eyonae and Saitama walked through the streets, the citizens scrambling to get as far away from the alien as fast as they can. A few have nearly caused traffic accidents when they ran across the streets.

"Hmph. Just the mere sight of me and they scatter. Pathetic." she snarled. "I haven't even done anything to them."

"Don't take it personally." Saitama told her. "After all, whenever a monster shows up, they try and destroy humanity. It's actually pretty normal nowadays."

"Ah, yes. I heard something about that when I was speaking to that little hero. Child Emperor I believe his name was." Eyonae said as she looked around at the now barren streets. "Tell me, where are we now?"

"This is City V." Saitama answered as they walked. "I don't know everything about it, but there's this one shop I pay close attention to in case they have a sale." Eyonae either didn't listen, or ignored him as she glanced around the area, her view going to the occasional passerby that noticed her before running away. Pretty soon, the entire area was devoid of people. All that were left were empty cars and empty streets, the usual noises that came from a busy city replaced with silence. Eyonae sighed as she placed her hand on her head, a headache starting to come back. "By the way, are you alright?"

"What?" she asked as she stopped and looked back at him.

"Well, you look a little pale. Like, a sickly green." he explained. Her eye narrowed at him before walking ahead.

"Mind your own business!" she growled. Saitama's expression didn't change as he followed. They continued walking for a good ten minutes in silence as Eyonae eyed the various buildings and establishments around them.

"Are you looking for something?" Saitama asked, cutting the silence.

"I'm...merely looking around." she answered, her fist clenched as she answered. Saitama looked ready to say something else, but stopped when the alarm went off.

"THIS IS AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE HERO ASSOCIATION!" the automated voice spoke, catching both of their attention. "A MONSTER HAS BEEN SPOTTED IN THE VICINITY! THREAT LEVEL: TIGER! ALL CITIZENS-"

"Well, looks like I've got work to do." Saitama shrugged just as giant explosion was heard in the distance.

"Interesting." Eyonae smirked as she gazed at the towering plume of black smoke that began rising through the air. "Mind if I join you? Better than standing around doing nothing."

-Earlier-

"WOOOHOOOO! LOOK AT ME SLIDING EVERYBODY! I'M NEVER CHANGING OIL AGAIN! SO MUCH OIL SEEPED INTO MY SKIN WHILE CHANGING IT IN THAT PUNY GARAGE THAT TURNED ME INTO THIS!"

"AHHH! A MONSTER!"

"WHAT IS IT?! A BLOB?!" Everyone was either running or staring at the strange creature sliding around the area. It looked human, but was covered from head to toe in oil that seemed to be endlessly secreting from him. The monster in question was sliding everyone on one leg before shifting to the other, his voice sounding strangely joyous as he left long messy trails of oil everywhere, some of which had already caused a few accidents.

"NOTHING CAN CATCH THE GREAT OILSLICK!" the monster laughed as it skated around the streets, laughing like a kid on an ice rink. He slide down the sidewalk, causing people to scatter to avoid it, all the way to the street corner.

"SKATEBOARD SMACK!" came a cry before the monster was hit in the face with a skateboard, sending it spinning in circles before slamming into a streetlamp. The monster wobbled on his feet for a moment before shaking his head to gather his senses.

"Alright! Who did that?!" the monster shouted as he glared around before seeing someone wave oil off their skateboard. They looked to be young, possibly in their teens, with their red hair covered by a helmet. He wore a red T-shirt with the word 'SKATER' across the front, baggy black cargo shorts, and oversized blue and yellow skate shoes. He also wore elbow pads and knee pads, all spiked, and fingerless gloves.

"I did!" declared the teen as dropped his skateboard back to the ground, a confident grin on his face. People around had slowed their escape to see who was challenging the monster.

"Hey! It's the Class C hero, Skater!"

"Awesome! A hero!"

"Get that oily freak, man!" The crowd began to cheer for the hero, who was staring down the monster before him.

"You're a hero?" Oil Slick asked with a laugh. "What are you, sixteen? Shouldn't you be in school, kid?"

"I'm not a kid!" Skater growled before hopping onto his board and skating towards the monster. "And yeah, I am a hero!"

"Oh, please." Oil Slick scoffed as he threw a glob of oil in Skater's path, causing the hero to slide out of control before falling off his board and slide into the side of a car.

"Ow." Skater groaned before glaring at Oil Slick, who was cackling at the hero like he'd just been told a funny joke.

"HA! Pathetic!" the monster laughed before calming down. "Want some advice, 'hero?' Go home to your mommy and leave the hero business to the adults!" Skater grit his teeth before he began skating towards him again. "Dumb kids never learn." Oil Slick sighed as he threw another glob of oil in Skater's path.

"Not this time! OLLIE OOP!" Skater yelled before jumping over the oil and straight towards the monster. "EAT THIS!" the teen hero shouted as his skateboard hit Oil Slick's head. Unfortunately, the attack slid right off his head, causing the teen to keep going before crashing into the side of a building.

"HAHAHA!" Oil Slick laughed as the teen shoke the stars from his vision. "Get it yet? Nothing can hit me! I'm too slippery!" Skater finally snapped back to the fight to see Oil Slick mocking him. "Maybe if you were a Class B hero, I'd take this fight seriously. Then again, if dumb kids like you are let into the Hero Association, then the other heroes can't be that much bett-"

CRACK!

Everyone watching winced in pain as Skater removed his skateboard from between Oil Slick's legs, letting the poor monster fall to it's knees and hug it's groin.

"Not as slippery as you thought, huh?" Skater smirked as Oil Slick shot him a glare.

"Alright, you little bastard!" he grunted in pain before his body began to bubble and expand, causing him to tower of the teen. "You just made the BIGGEST MISTAKE OF YOUR LIFE!"

"YIKES!" Skater yelped as he jumped out of the way of Oil Slick's fist, turning the teen's skateboard into kindling. "My skateboard!" he cried before the monster lunged after him. Everyone, Skater included, all fled the scene as Oil Slick charged after the teen hero, who was now skating away after his shoes opened to release tiny wheels. "Crap! I knew I should've stuck to busting pickpockets!"

"HOLD STILL, YOU LITTLE PRICK!" Oil Slick roared as he chased the kid before throwing another glob of oil in Skater's path, hoping to catch the kid off guard and kill him when he slipped in the oil. Sadly, the teen skid to a stop just before hitting the oil patch, allowing him to turn change direction. Worse yet, the teen's sudden change of course produced sparks from the skates, setting the oil trap on fire, which set Oil Slick on fire when he ran through it and couldn't change course in time. He didn't even have time to scream before the oil on him, and in him, erupted into a blazing inferno.


A/N: Serious question: What are your opinions on my OC hero and monster?