Icky Kissing
There are some constants that hold true in the universe, no matter the circumstance. For example, if you throw a damsel in distress off of a bridge, the super hero will go after her allowing you a few minutes to try to escape. If you take the sidekick hostage, the super hero will find your hideout in under an hour. If you taunt a super hero you will arrive at jail with a black eye (worse if you know the right buttons to push).
And if you play truth or dare with a bunch of intoxicated villains, no matter how creative the initial dares may be, eventually someone is going to dare someone else to kiss someone they find repulsive. You can only have someone rob so many banks in their underwear or try to catch a gimmicked boomerang with your toes so many times before you revert to the classic middle school version of the game.
"Let's see..." Trickster considered his utterly homophobic victim, and then looked around the room for someone suitably horrifying for Roscoe to liplock with. "I dare you to make out with..." As if to volunteer himself, Digger let out a loud beer scented belch. "Boomer. Make out with Boomer."
Predictably, both of the Rogues protested. But Roscoe was competitive enough not to want to lose the game, and Digger's point (you can't involve other players in a dare) was easily defeated through precedent. Begrudgingly, the two men traded an uncomfortable kiss that could only be described as 'icky'.
And just as predictably, Roscoe challenged James immediately after. James picked dare, and Roscoe looked around the room for the person he felt would be most horrifying to kiss. The ultra conservative locked eyes on the uber liberal. "Piper. I dare you to make out with Piper."
James made an effort to hide his smirk. He had to pretend that kiss sounded icky, after all.
