Chapter 10.
AN: stup it u lame dorkz if u donot lik ma story den fukk off! ps it turnz out b'loody sylvia isn't a muggle afert al n she n vampire r evil datz y dey movd houses ok!
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I was really scared about Demoinator all day. I was even upset went to rehearsals with my gothic metal band Bloody Gothic Rose 666. I am the lead singer of it and I play banjo. People say that we sound like a cross between GC, Slipknot and MCR. The other people in the band are B'loody Sylvia, Vampire, Hater, Demurra (although we call her Diabolo now. She has black hair now with blue streaks in it.) and Westley. Only today Hater and Vampire were depressed so they weren't coming and we wrote songs instead. I knew Draco was probably slitting his bones (he wouldn't die because he was a vampire too and a skeleton and the only way you can kill a vampire is with a c-r-o-s-s (there's no way I'm writing that) or a steak) and Vampire was probably watching a depressing movie like The Corpse Bride. I put on a black leather shirt that showed off my fur and tiny matching miniskirt that said Simple Plan on the butt. You might think I'm a hippie but I'm really not.
We were singing a cover of 'Helena' and at the end of the song I suddenly bust into tears.
"Wander! Are you OK?" B'loody Sylvia asked in a concerted voice.
"What the fuck do you think?" I asked angrily. And then I said. "Well, Dominator came and the fucking bastard told me to fucking kill Awesome! But I don't want to kill him, because, he's really nice, even if he did go out with Hater. But if I don't kill Awesome, then Dominator, will fucking kill Hater!" I burst into tears.
Suddenly Hater jumped out from behind a wall.
"Why didn't you fucking tell me!" he shouted. "How could you- you- you fucking poser muggle bitch!" (c is dat out of character?)
I started to cry and cry. Hater started to cry too all sensitive. Then he ran out crying.
We practiced for one more hour. Then suddenly Peepers walked in angrily! His eyes were all fiery and I knew this time it wasn't cause he had a headache.
"What have you done!" He started to cry wisely. (c dats basically nut swering and dis time he wuz relly upset n u wil c y) "Wander Hater has been found in his room. He committed suicide by slitting his bones."
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review by Who'stheuniverse'sultimateevildoerHAteR:
I'M DEAD? YOU CAN'T KILL ME OFF LIKE THIS, ARGH. couldn't you have picked another way? A super cool one that I rightfully deserve? WELL, I'M NOT READING ANYMORE OF THIS STUPID STORY UNTIL I'M BACK TO LIFE.
Edit: so, uh, I looked up on the internet and people think that vampires are hot? So, I definitely approve of me being one here. After all, what's hotter than a skeleton vampire? ;)
—–reply by thecoolestinthegalaxy:
Literally anything else, you idiot. I can name the things that aren't better looking on you on one hand and still have fingers left to spare!
edit by thecoolestinthegalaxy: Oh, wait. I couldn't think of anything, so whoops :/
—–reply by HaterxPeepers4ever:
Well, that's your own opinion, whoever you are! I'm sure that there's plenty of people who find Hater attractive! I personally know a few! —–reply by sylviathezbornak:
Nah, Peepers, it's really not an opinion. It really isn't. I'm going to have to agree with thecoolestinthegalaxy
review by Who'stheuniverse'sultimateevildoerHAteR:
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO REPLIES, but stop making fun of me on my own review! And WOW, sylvia, you didn't think that on our date! uh, even if it was a fake one! —reply by thecoolestinthegalaxy:
wait, what the fuck? no way, she definently has better taste than THAT —reply by sylviathezbornak:
review flagged for violating community guidelines*
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review by neverhurtstohelp5000000
Okay, we moved backwards a little with the me calling people bastards thing, and uh, me being a little less than polite to Sylvia, but that is A-OK, Dominator! You're doing great! Your take on vampire lore is excellent! And very creative! I've never seen anyone say that vampires are defeated by steak before! Very good drama! Keep trying your best!
review by neverhurtstohelp5000000
I don't know how to do replies either, but it seems like half of the reviews on these things end up removed by the time I read them, so I don't really know what's happening with y'all, but I personally think Hater looks great!