"Last time, on Total Drama Revenge of the Island!", Chris, still having his brunette bowl-cut wig, and now having a golden tooth in place of his broken one, said to begin the recap of the previous episode, "It was high time for a good ol' round of Grand Chef Auto! That's right, a kart race to spray paint various landmarks on the island! We had Scott blackmailing and exposing Samey for the inferior twin that she is, Mike and Samey having intimate moments, Jasmine and Shawn having intimate moments, even a kiss, and Scott being finally reunited with good ol' Fang! But also, I found out some pretty", he then snickered, "Interesting secret facts about Veronica", and then he snickered again, "If that is her real name", he then laughed, "Also, today is her birthday too! Oh MAN does she NOT know what I have in store for her!", he then continued to laugh maniacally as he was shown on-screen at the end of the recap footage, "So, what WILL I be doing to Veronica today? What will I do to torture the CAMPERS today?! Who will survive the torture? Who will not and be casted out? FIND OUT, TONIGHT, on, TOTAL, DRAMA, REVENGE OF THE ISLAND!", and with those words the intro sequence came to play, and after that, came a commercial break;

[COMMERCIAL]

*This commercial is a Sonic PSA, taking place in a blimp*

Sonic - "Kids, it's time you learned about television! That's right, television!", *suddenly the PSA goes to a warning screen, specifically, a screen warning of tornado and bad weather warnings.*

[COMMERCIAL ENDS]

Following that, the actual episode began. This episode started almost right up with Scott, running through the woods, panic and tear in his eyes and facial expressions as he ran in fear from none-other than Fang, the Mutant Land-Shark. The chase of course, didn't go on for long, for after just a few short seconds of screentime, Scott tripped over a rock and onto the ground, at which point Fang jumped up. Thinking it was it, Scott's first words about this were;

"Okay, okay! You win!", he then poured salt onto himself, "Just eat me fast, okay?!", but soon enough they both were distracted from this when a large shadow casted over both of them, along with the nearby ground and trees and whatnot. "Huh?", was Scott's only comment as both he and Fang saw this shadow and looked up to see what exactly it was that was causing it; Scott then used this to kick Fang in the groin, making said shark squeal in pain as Scott himself stood back up, at which point Fang fell down to the ground. "Yeah!", Scott said with an evil smile to his face, "How's THAT for ya? Hahahaha!", and Scott then ran off back towards the campgrounds, leaving Fang right where he was. As Scott ran back to the camp, the shadow of the object up in the sky followed him all the way there. Also, he was joining Samey, Jasmine, Mike and Topher at standing in the middle of the campgrounds as the shadow's object was revealed: It was a large Zeppelin Blimp that had Chris'face on the front of it. It wasn't designed as his face, just a logo with his face on it was on the front. No doubt, all of the final five was looking right up at it. All of them made awe-filled sounds as Scott just walked past them and scoffed; "Ha! Look at you wusses! It's just a stupid blimp!", and then an anchor fell right down onto his foot, causing him great pain, "AUGH! OWWWW!", and as he tried to desperately pull his foot out from under it, Mike started speaking;

"Actually", Mike said, "It's specifically a Zeppelin.", and then everyone looked at him with raised eyebrows, "What? I hope to someday be an aircraft pilot...heheh.", and then the door to the Zeppelin opened, via a ramp coming down from said door. Of course, Chris, Chef and Veronica were all standing at the doorway itself, all smiling their usual smiles;

"You're BOTH wrong!", Chris replied, announcing the true name of the blimp, "It's the McLean Mobile Aerial Command Center!"

"What? No it's not!", Veornica angrily responded, "It's my family's own private Zeppelin! Therefore, it's the ARTEMEYEVA Mobile Aerial Command Center!"

"No, it's the MCLEAN Command Center!"

"No, it's owned by my family and therefore it should be MY Aerial Command Center."

"Yeah", Chris then laughed, "You're not the host. Therefore, you have no-"

"I'm the PRODUCER here. I, repeat, I, have more power than YOU do!"

"But it has my face on it!", Chris then said, "Therefore it's where I will recline in luxury while THEY compete in today's challenge!"

"Well, it's my birthday today!", Veronica then finally boasted out, "Therefore, I WILL get what I want, and what I want is my family's blimp to be used by ME during the challenge."

"She's got a point there, Chris", Chef then said to Chris, "It IS her birthday!"

"That's right!", Chris then suddenly remembered what he was going to do as part of his own evil plan for today, "It is VERONICA'S birthday today, isn't it?", Veronica nodded in response, "But oh wait, no, it's not."

"Um, yes it IS!"

"No, it's not VERONICA'S birthday, because Veronica isn't actually your real name?", Veronica then gasped in response, "It's actually", Chris pretended to forget, "Oh man, it was right on the tip of my tongue, man, what was it?!"

"Don't even THINK about telling it, Chris!"

"Oh yeah!", Chris then acted like he just remembered it, "I believe it's Ludmilla Stanislavlinichna Artemeyeva!", and it's notable that he was shoving Veronica away from him as he revealed this. Or perhaps, she should be called Ludmilla instead, as that was her birth name. "Yeah! Turns out Veronica's just her stage name! She's actually named Ludmilla!", and after that, all of the contestants had a pause of silence before then saying in unison;

"So?"

"She was born in Russia and Ludmilla's a Russian name", Jasmine then said, "What the hell did you expect? Besides, Ludmilla means people love or favour so it's really not a bad thing at all."

"Oh, that's what it means?", Veronica was suddenly happy, "Well then, for once I might actually have to thank Chris!", Chris was just completely surprised and bewildered, at which point he said;

"You've got to be kidding me", and of course he said that with a completely confused and also annoyed tone of voice.

"Can we just get to the damn challenge already?", Chef then asked, at which point Chris replied with;

"Yeah yeah yeah", he answered with, "The aerial challenge. Yeah. Today's challenge is going to be an amazing and death defying aerial race of DOOM!", and once more none of the contestants were actually scared of the challenge at all, which made Chris upset, "Hey! Can't you guys ACT like you give a damn at all about this show anymore?!", once more there was no response, "Ugh!"

"Sorry", Topher, who was still wearing his pink outfit, "But, yeah, hard to take you seriously with how you look now.", Veronica giggled in response to that;

"Hey! Still the host here!", Chris angrily snapped back with, then fixing his collar before saying, "Anywho, yes! Today will be an in-the-air race in aircrafts, and we actually have someone from the old Season One through Three, discluding Ludmilla, cast to help demonstrate! It's someone who I'm SURE is going to make Ludmilla VERY happy to see, let's all give a warm hand, to HEATHER!", and right on cue, the original antagonist of the series stepped out into the camera's view. Wearing maroon coloured wedge heels, and extremely short khaki short-shorts, and a red coloured holster top, and not to mention long black hair to top her look off. The rest of her appearance was of course that she was an Asian-Canadian girl, specially a Japanese-Canadian girl, and that she was the tallest girl of the Season One-Two cast, until Sierra debuted in Season Three. She was only slightly taller than Veronica/Ludmilla was. Needless to say, she was not very happy at all about being back, and she immediately looked at Veronica angrily;

"Veronica."

"Heather"

"ME!", Chris then said with a laugh, "Yes, meet Heather! The ORIGINAL villain contestant, the ORIGINAL manipulator, the ORIGINAL Third Place spot, one of the contestants to have competed through all three first seasons, and not to mention, the-"

"WOULD have been winner of season three had it not been for a freakin' CHEATER!"

"Oh please", Veronica replied, completely brushing Heather's anger off, "Like you wouldn't have done the exactly same thing."

"I would have done SOMETHING like that", Heather then admitted, "But I wouldn't SHOVE SOMEONE OUT OF A PLANE WITHOUT A PARACHUTE!"

"Oh please", Veronica remarked with, "You're still alive, aren't you?"

"Yes, and I don't have black hair growing inbetween my toes."

"Actually", Veronica laughed a bit, "My boyfriend helped me pay to get that fixed with the most advanced science money can buy! Isn't having a boyfri-Oh that's right! You don't have one! Unless, ya know, you count, well, someone who wasn't even a boy at all!", and of course, at that point Heather became truly angry with Veronica, or Ludmilla as is her real name, and promptly lunged at her in an attempt to attack her. Chef knew better than to attempt to restrain Heather and thus it wasn't long before the two girls were on the ground pulling at eachother's hair violently, clawing at eachother's faces, trying to tear at eachother's clothes, growling and cursing at eachother in unison thus making the audio of their fight intelligible, it was was a sight really only Topher, Chris, and in a way Scott really enjoyed watching. Of course, it had to end eventually, and the one who ended it walked out of the blimp himself to say;

"Ladies, Ladies, calm down! There's enough of the Cobra to go around for both of ya! Haha!", and then all of the Final Five, Veronica/Ludmilla, Heather and even Chef gasped at who the voice came from;

"Billy Joe Cobra?!", was what all of them said in unison as they gazed upon one of the most popular singers ever. With black hair in a short but spikey tyle, black eyes, a slender but well built body that was at comparable in height to Mike's, and for clothing he wore a dark coloured jacket over a yellow collar shirt that had a red tie. He also wore blue skinny jeans and red/white sneakers. As soon as Ludmilla/Veronica saw him, she threw Heather off of her and stood up with a shocked look to her face;

"Billy? Wha-what are you doing here? I thought you were on tour in Australia and New Zealand?!"

"Yeah, I was", Billy Joe Cobra admitted, "But then Chris called me up with a sweet idea for gig and dropped that it was your birthday so here I am, babe! Heheh, happy birthday!"

"Wait, did he call her babe?", Samey questioned;

"Are they?", Jasmine added in;

"Dating?!", Heather finished;

"Yes", Veronica said as Billy put a hand around her waist, "I'm dating Billy Joe Cobra. Is that REALLY such a shocking thing that I have a boyfriend once in a while?!"

"Ohhh they look so cute together!", Topher then said in a squealing tone of voice, "I'm TOTES a Verilly fan! Or is Ludbilly? Billronica? Billmilla? Whatever their couple name is I SHIP IT!"

"Heheh, sweet", Billy commented, "I like the ones with my name infront. They kinda sound better to me.", Veronica rolled her eyes in response to Billy saying that, but then directed her attention instead to what Billy said prior to that:

"So, Chris was the one who got you here?"

"Yes I was!", Chris then bluntly interrupted Billy Joe Cobra from speaking, "All for your Birthday, Ludmilla Artemeyeva! Today you turn...um..."

"Twenty-Two."

"Twenty-Two years old!", Chris happily finished at that point, "Of course that's one year OLDER than how old I really am!"

"Um, no.", Veronica said to him, "You're like, in your forties or fifties. Your mother clearly made it clear you were born at least in the freakin' seventies."

"So?"

"That would make you definitely older than me."

"Babe, babe, chill!", Billy patted Veronica on the shoulder, "Of course he's older than we are, cuz he's like, well, look at him!", Chris grimaced at Billy Joe Cobra's words to him, "I mean really, it's obvious YOU'RE the most important regular on this show! Of course I'm gonna be the big ratings boosting star, but your the young hot chick and Chris is just that old white guy who doesn't know when he's lost his luster. He's soooooo old times!"

"Hey, ya know I'm right here, right?", Chris said to the two;

"Oh right right, sorry dude", Billy Joe Cobra replied to him with, "I kinda forget that it's you sometimes, Chris. No offense but that new hairdo is just not you."

"It's not a haircut, Billy", Veronica explained to him, suddenly feeling happier again, "It's actually a wig."

"Really?", Billy then laughed and actually tested that out by taking off Chris' wig from his head, then laughed when he learned it was true, "Man, you really HAVE lost everything! Not like me, the Cobra, I'm definitely gonna be keepin' THIS for a long while!"

"Thanks for invading my personal space.", Chris said sarcastically as he took his wig back and put it back on his head, "Now, if you don't excuse me, I have a challenge to get started with!", he then smiled as he turned to the contestants and said: "Now, as I was saying, you all will be doing an aerial race for today's challenge! All of you will have to find someway to get into the air and race around the island. You can make your own aerial vehicle from the nearby junk pile, use some of the mutant flying goat bat things to try and fly, or whatever gets you into the air! Since it's an air race, it should be self explanatory what that entails."

"Yeah", Heather commented, "Everyone here knows what a freakin' aerial race is."

"Yeah!", Billy then commented, "It's some kinda race where you use bags of air or something, right?"

"Something like that", Chris commented as he suddenly strapped a jetpack onto Billy Joe Cobra's back, "But it's something more like what you're about to demonstrate!", and then before Veronica could react at all, Chris pressed a button that activated the jetpack and sent Billy flying into the air. While Chris was just smiling about it, and while Veronica was worried about it, Billy's was just:

"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!", essentially a cheer. Yes, he was cheering. Not afraid at all. Even as he was sent with, "YEEEAAAAAAHHHH! WOOOH!", through rings of fire attached to poles connecting to the ground. Billy went through these rings in a circle formation before the jetpack then ran out of fuel and he began dropping to the ground, still cheering as if it were something actually fun. Veronica of course had a more panicked look on her face as she saw Billy crashing towards the ground.

"Everybody stay cool", Chris said to everyone, "It has a parachute built into it.", and then Billy crashed onto the ground. Only after he crashed did the parachute actually come it. Veronica ran over to him immediately, as Chris just laughed and said, "Haha, best, challenge, EVER!"

"Billy, are you alright?!", Veronica then said in a worried tone to Billy, though his response was:

"That was AWESOME!", and he was still partially in the ground, too, "I wanna go again!", Chris was shocked to hear that Billy actually enjoyed the experience, his face looking like Billy enjoying it sucked all of the enjoyment he got out of the act of sadism. Though he payed no mind to it for now.

"Um", Samey then commented worriedly herself, "This challenge seems kinda, unsafe."

"No!", Chris said with his smile back on his face, "It's TOTALLY unsafe! Hahahaha!"

"More like totally AWESOME!", Billy Joe Cobra then said after Veronica completely got him back on his feet, "Man that was so much FUN, dude!", Chris then became annoyed again, "I mean, everyone knows that the more unsafe the challenge, the more people will wanna watch the show! Man would I love to host this show!"

[CONFESSIONAL]

Topher - "Oh no! If Billy Joe Cobra tries to replace Chris there's no WAY I'll ever get the job! The producers would pick HIM in a heartbeat to replace Chris! Especially since he's dating one of them!"

[CONFESSIONAL ENDS]

"Yeah", Chris said in a disdainful voice, "It really would be fun for you to join the hosting family of this show."

[CONFESSIONAL]

Chris - "Wow first time using this thing in a while, like, since the first episode of the whole show. But um yeah, I am NOT going to let Billy Joe Cobra put the thought of HIM hosting the show into the other producer's minds! I'm going to have to make SURE there is NO chance in HELL that he can EVER replace ME, Chris McLean, as the face, voice and host of Total Drama! I get enough of that crap from Topher AND Ludmilla already."

[CONFESSIONAL ENDS]

"ANYWHO", Chris then commented, "Really the only thing you'll have to worry about is mutant fire breathing goat and bat hybrids", and then all the contestants gasped in horror at the thought of such a creature;

"Okay!", Samey then finally exclaimed, "That is IT! I am OUT of this!"

"Okay", Chris replied, "But then I guess your sister will be right about you being the lesser twin. Of course he is right about that because you're not Amy, you're Same-ee. The lesser Amy. The one who wasn't good enough to be born first. Just like my sister. But she learned her lesson good when she died in a house fire. I guess it's good though that you finally learned your lesson that you can't match up to Amy's greatness. I guess I should give Amy a call and tell her she can come back to the game now."

"Ugh", Samey began to angrily growl;

"I mean yeah, like YOU, SAMEY, would EVER have a chance at a million dollars."

"Yeah", Scott laughed, "Someone like her would never win", and then Samey angrily shoved Scott to the ground;

"JUST WATCH ME!", was Samey's angry response to that. She then realized what she just said, and then said, "Was that too Amy-like?"

"No", Jasmine answered, "It was actually very justified."

[CONFESSIONAL]

Samey - "I REALLY wanted to shove CHRIS to the ground, but", *she sighs*, "He's the host, and I REALLY wanna win that money to rub it in Amy's face when I get home!"

[CONFESSIONAL ENDS]

"So anyway", Chris then said as things were back to focusing on the challenge about to begin, "To get up in the air, of course, you'll have to construct your very own flying machine!", and it was then that all of the contestants got worried. But then Mike said to Samey;

"Don't worry, I'm actually studying on being a pilot someday, heheh. I'll help ya out!", and Samey smiled in response to that. Seeing the two smiling at eachother made Jasmine happy, but then she frowned and sighed, remembering Shawn.

"Ugh", Jasmine whispered to herself with said sigh, "Shawn."

"Hey, Jasmine", Topher then whispered over to Jasmine, "I was thinking, since Shawn's gone and Mike and Samey are probably going to be in a relationship alliance pretty soon, how's about me and you team up in our own alliance right now?"

"So you're choosing to be a strategist NOW?", Jasmine whispered back;

"Well, um, I guess so, yeah."

"Well, that's a pretty smart late game move."

"Sweet. So, you'll make my flying machine for me?"

"Thanks! See! This alliance is already working out great!"

[CONFESSIONAL]

Jasmine - "Topher, I am NOT building your machine for you! At least...I don't WANT to. I have Samey and Mike as friends, yes, but it's the final five. Samey and Mike are so close, I don't want to split them up trying to make Samey help me stay in the game too. So I guess, with Shawn gone, Topher really is the only ally I have right now. Besides, if all I do is build his flying machine, then this will still be an easy challenge for me."

[SECOND CONFESSIONAL]

Topher - "To be honest I don't really care about playing the game as much I do the thought of getting to be in Chris' position as main host! I must admit, embracing being Veronica, or Ludmilla's, best number one fan, I can already tell I'm THIS much closer to getting my dream of hosting Total Drama! THIS MUCH CLOSER! I just gotta, ya know, keep droppin' the idea in her head about needing a new host...and hope she doesn't go for her boyfriend."

[THIRD CONFESSIONAL]

Mike - "So I made it to the final five and I almost almost got Sammy as my girlfriend at last! Heheh. It seems like everything is beginning to finally work out for me!...kinda. I can't really tell?" *gasps and turns into Chester* "Ah come on! In my day, telling whether someone was datin' ya or not was a piece o' freakin' cake!" *gasps and turns back into Mike* "Oh yeah...my multiple personalities...I still haven't told her...maybe now is the time...but oh, I'm just so nervous! What if she hates me and never wants to see or talk to me again because she thinks I'm weird or a freak or will hurt her or something?!" *gasps and turns back into Chester* "Ah shut up and just-"

[FOURTH CONFESSIONAL]

Scott - "Whoop"

[FIFTH CONFESSIONAL]

Samey - "everybody else"

[SIXTH CONFESSIONAL]

Jasmine - "And take home that million"

[SEVENTH CONFESSIONAL]

Topher - "Dollars for myself!"

[EIGHTH CONFESSIONAL]

Mike - "And in my case for Sammy too...heheh."

[CONFESSIONALS END]

Following that, all of the contestants were gathered before Chris at some type of dump where trash and junk were all over the place and even in possibly mountain-sized piles. All of these piles were random supplies for various situations, parts of bicycles, any left behind objects from the first season of the show, leftover food from the first season, and various other related junk including used and broken down vehicles, broken construction equipment, and various discarded costumes that Chris has outgrown from his youth. There's also all of Chris' wedding photos from when he was married to Cassandra in the piles too. Chris then began speaking:

"Welcome to your one-stop-shop for flying machine parts! The dump!", Chris commented, while holding up a bag of garbage, "Revolting, and reasonably priced!"

"Meh, Veronica saying it would've made it sound more entertaining", Topher commented. This made Chris grimace as he continued explaining what all of the final five were going to do for this part of the challenge:

"Each of you will pick a card representing their mode of flight! Pick 'em like your nose, losers!", he then looked at the bag he was holding and went, "Eeeugh!", and then held out the bag, revealing the cards were indeed in that bag of garbage. As such, a disgusted Samey was the first one to reach her hand into the bag and pull out a card, all while she was clearly disgusted the entire way through.

"A hot air balloon?", Samey commented as she looked at the symbol on her card, "Reminds me of that episode from season three."

"Yeah", Chris remarked, "The one where", he then got angry, "My plane was blown up."

"No that was the one after-"

"Samey, I don't care about your opinion because you're not Amy."

"Hey!", Mike then stood up for Samey, "You shouldn't talk to her like that! I don't care if you're host or not!"

"Mike", Chris then said to him, "If you want to be separated from her via elimination, keep talking", Mike then sighed, calming down, and went to pick from the bag. He was disgusted like Samey was, but picked out a card regardless.

"Oh sweet!", Mike commented as he looked at the symbol on his card, "I scored a helicopter! I didn't think I'd get to fly one until I actually went to flight school!", and then as Mike walked off, it was then Jasmine's turn, of course, Topher nudged her and said:

"Hey, you mind picking out my card too?"

"Why can't you just get it yourself?!"

"Because it's a bag full of garbage! C'mon, it's all part of the alliance experience! Pleeeease?", Jasmine rolled her eyes and with a groan she said:

"Fine", and then she went to dig for two cards out of the disgusting bag of garbage while Topher just folded his arms and smiled. With a few groans as she did so, she tossed the second card she picked to Topher to read off of and then looked at her own, and said, "Well, at least I got a plane. That will be a useful device to use.", and then Topher read his card:

"A rocket?", Topher commented, "How am I supposed to build a rocket?! HOW?!"

"That's your problem", Chris commented, "Toph", and then he made a classic shiney smile and a wink when he said that, which made Topher a bit angry. So angry, that he did the diva three finger snaps thing before walking away from Chris. Finally, Scott walked up, picked his card, and was quite confused with it the second he saw it.

"Huh?", he went, "A bird?! How am I supposed to build a BIRD?!", he then threw the card behind him, "I want a new card!", he then reached into the bag to pick out another card, only for something inside of the bag to then promptly bite him. "Aaaah!", he shrieked and took his hand out, it had been snagged by a mouse trap inside of the bag, "AAAAUGH! OOOH! AAAAH!", and then he walked past Chris holding his wrist of the snagged hand in pain while saying to Chris, "A bird. Yep, yeah, that works, heheh. Owww.", and he joined his fellow Final Five contestants. Chris then continued to explain the challenge:

"The first camper to finish building their flying machine wins an advantage", Chris then gestured over to Chef who was holding that advantage, "A McLean brand smoke machine!"

"Actually", Chef then said, "It's a Cobra brand smoke machine, Chris."

"...wha-what?"

"Billy Joe Cobra's own personalized version of a smoke machine that he uses for his concerts", Chef explained, "DUH.", Chris then got angry at that being revealed to him, but got over it and turned to the campers as he said:

"Point is, it's a smoke machine. You can use it as a smoke screen, to smoke bees out of your attic, or to just create spooky ambiance! Check it!", and then Chef pressed the button and sent smoke flying at all of the remaining contestants. All of them promptly began coughing due to said smoke. "Sweet advantage, right?", Chris said, then getting angry, "Even if it's not a McLean brand object.", he then became calm again, "First to finish their contraption wins that smokey bad boy! Okay campers, prepare to get your dump on! NOW!", and with that, the challenge had officially begun. Because of that, all of the final five immediately began running so that they could properly begin searching for parts to use in building their air vehicle. The first of the final five focused on was of course, Jasmine. As she ran to gather up some parts, it wasn't long before Topher ran up to her and said some things:

"Hey, alliance-mate!", he opened with, "Can you maybe help me with building my air vehicle?"

"Let me guess", Jasmine responded, "You want me to build your vehicle for you while you do nothing but sit around the entire time!"

"Well", Topher then pondered his answer before then saying, "Yeah, actually. When you put it like that it sounds bad though."

"Ugh", Jasmine groaned, "You know, you're really missing the point of this being a CHALLENGE, Topher."

"Hey", Topher answered, "I hope to be a host of this song one day. I don't really need to do the challenges."

"Why's that?"

"Because, ya know, they have nothing to do with my future."

"Alot of school subjects are the same way but we all still have to do them."

"Yeah, DO 'em. But not, ya know, pay attention to 'em."

"Ugh"

"C'mon!", Topher then pleaded, "PLEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAASSSEEEE?"

"Fine", Jasmine angrily responded, "Fine. I'll build your plane for ya just quit beggin'."

"Sweet!", Topher cheered, "This alliance is gonna work like a charm!", Jasmine just rolled her eyes and said:

"If you say so.", following that, focus shifted over to Mike and Samey instead as they were running out side by side. It wasn't very long at all until one of them, specifically Samey, spoke;

"Oh if only Cameron were here to help us!", she said, "He'd probably know all about how to build this kinda stuff and could teach us!"

"Don't worry, Sammy", Mike then assured her, "I'm training to be a pilot someday, I can probably help you build yours."

"You'd really be willing to do that?"

"Yeah", Mike answered, "Of course I would!"

"You sure you CAN?"

"Sammy, I'm no EXPERT at air vehicles, but I can at least try. Trying's better than not trying, right? Heheh."

"Yeah", Samey smiled at him, "It is.", and with that, the two were happily smiling at eachother. Focus then went over to Scott, who was rummaging through the various piles and pieces of junk all over the dump, and of course was still not happy at all about having to build a bird. Naturally, he showed his dislike about this in what he said while he was doing his rummaging.

"How to build a bird", he said, pondering to himself, he then turned and saw two mutated seagulls sitting on a long abandoned cabinet, "Hmm, birds have feathers. ", he then got a scheme in his head, "Hehehehehehe.", and then ripped the chest feathers off of the birds and said with a laugh, "Pay-dirt!", but then the angry birds flew right up to him, screamed, and both flew right into him, effectively tackling him to the ground. No doubt, they were going to continue attacking him for a good bit after what he just did to them. Focus then went back over to Samey and Mike, who were trying to help eachother build a hot air balloon (Samey) and a helicopter (Mike). Samey of course, had a question to ask for Mike:

"So...which one do you think will be easier to build?"

"A hot air balloon", Mike replied, "It requires less technology to build and get up and running."

"Are you sure? That's my vehicle."

"I know."

"That's sweet of you, Mike, but still. You should get going before I do."

"No, don't you know the saying? Ladies first", Mike said with a smile, "And, unless there's something you're not telling me, I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at right now is a very beautiful lady...heheh.", Mike then realized what he just said, "Oh no, I meant no offense to you! I hope you don't take that not telling me thing bad or anything I meant nothing bad I-", to stop him from talking, Samey kissed Mike on the cheek. The surprise of Samey doing that, made Mike's pants fall down immediately. Though, of course, it's like he noticed.

[CONFESSIONAL]

Mike - *Still happily surprised* "She...she kissed me...she kissed me...SHE KISSED ME!" *He spreads arms out, hands punch into the wall, he quickly curls them back in pain as he-* "OW!", *Turns into Chester* "Dang walls! Back in my day there were...okay, there were walls back then but...ah dang it. I don't have anythin' to complain about!"

[CONFESSIONAL ENDS]

Following that, focus went right on back to Scott. Specifically, Scott pouring a barrel of some white fluid into a dumpster he had filled with feathers he managed to rip off of many mutant seagulls that were sitting all around him. Meanwhile, Jasmine was getting done with a plane made of a Swan Boat, cardbooard bat wings and a yellow plane propellor while Topher sat in a beach chair and just watched her, and she had a rocket in-progress as well. After hammering in the plane's propellor, she started it up and got into it, surprising Topher.

"Hey! You need to finish my rocket!"

"Deal's OFF!", Jasmine bluntly said as she stepped into her plane as it began moving, "You can finish your damn rocket yourself, I don't help people who just REFUSE to help themselves!",

"THAT'S NOT FAIR!"

"Neither is you making do work FOR you!", and of course, as the plane moved off, it also caused all of the feathers Scott gathered up to fly in his face and onto his body. He even had to cough some up afterwards aswell. Topher's rocket on the other hand, completely fell ontop of him. Focus then went over to Mike and Samey, who were in the process of building their vehicles. For Mike's helicopter, a large fan was gathered, and Mike also put together a motorcycle (which Samey helped him get into place), and said bike was placed ontop of the fan. For Samey's hot air balloon, a wheelchair was attached to some tank of likely flammable liquid, and that in turn had a rope tied to an open parachute to it. Samey and Mike both smiled as they finally did the finishing touches to the balloon.

"Wow, Mike", Samey commented, "You actually did manage to do it!"

"It's no problem, Sammy", Mike answered, "Anything for you, heheh."

"It's really sweet Mike...so anything I can do to help you with your helicopter."

"No, don't worry, I can handle it by myself."

"You sure?"

"Of course I am. I can build a chopper for myself. You go on ahead.", Samey then took a seat on the wheelchair part of the hot air balloon. Mike went over to tie down the motorcycle onto the fan he gathered for his helicopter. When Mike looked back to Samey, he gave her a thumbs-up and a smile, which of course, Samey returned for him completely.

[CONFESSIONAL]

*For this confessional, Mike is already Vito*

Vito - "For the record, I think Mikey was bein' a little dumb back there. But I can't blame him for bein sweet to a cute little dame."

[CONFESSIONAL ENDS]

Following that, Mike was shown tending to himself, when he spotted something that made him gasp;

"Sweet!", he then looked at what he just saw, "A 747 engine! Man, this'll REALLY help with my chopper!", it was then though, that he realized something that made him not so happy, "But how am I gonna add this thing TO my chopper?", he then pondered about it, but then got an idea. He attached the motorcycle to the engine, and added the fan to the engine aswell. Somehow, he tied and wired all of these things together. "I hope this thing works.", he then stepped onto it and activated it. It worked. It sent him on the thing flying immediately at a super fast speed. "WOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!", and he was also heading right towards Chris. Of course, Chris ducked as the thing passed over him, sending the screaming Mike, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaah!", flying on past him. It was even followed by the loud sound of a crash as a shocked Chris just looked on. Mike was laying on the ground and saying, "Still gotta make it act like a real helicopter...owwwwwwwww.", Chris just smiled, took out his megaphone, and said:

"WE HAVE, A WINNER!", Chris loudly announced through the megaphone, "Mike finishes first, and gets a smoke machine!", groans from the others could be heard in response, though Samey clapped for Mike, "Who will fly high? Who will crash and burn?", at that point the engine then fell ontop of Mike, Chris just continued on, "literally", he then laughed a bit before finishing, "And how many gemmies will I win for this episode? Find out when we return! On Total, Drama, REVENGE OF THE ISLAND!", and with that, the episode faded out to a commercial break:

[COMMERCIAL]

*This is a commercial for a product*

Announcer - "Hey Kids! You ever had this problem? You find yourself in school with a bully who's just completely unstoppable and unable to really be put down?"

*Clips of Danny Fenton being bullied by Dash Baxter and Bash Johnson bullying various kids from 9th Grade Ninja play*

Announcer - "Well fear no more! For now we're introducing, the BULLY-STOPPER! That's right, the BULLY-STOPPER!" *It's a simple remote control...with a big red light on the back of it* "All you have to do is press whatever you want and it will send a message to the nearest bully's mind and make them do whatever you make them! You could make them bully themselves! Make them Humiliate themselves! Make literally F**k themselves! Or even make them kill themselves!"

*Suddenly commercial goes black and white text reading "this product has officially been banned worldwide for encouraging suicide" appears in center of screen*

[COMMERCIAL ENDS]

Following that, all of the final five were gathered in a line with all of their flying machines. Scott used all of the feathers to construct wings for himself, Topher had just added some spare junk parts to the incomplete rocket Jasmine made for him, Mike had his 474 engine with the fan tied on the bottom and the motorcycle attached to the top, Samey had the homemade air balloon that Mike helped her with, and finally Jasmine had her hand-made plane from earlier. Of course, it didn't take long for Topher to approach Jasmine with an upset look on her face:

"C'mon, Jasmine!", Topher pleaded, "Please, please help me out here!"

"I said no, Topher!"

"C'moooooonnnnnnnn!"

"If you want an alliance, fine", Jasmine stated, "But if you want me to just do every single thing for you, NO!"

"Pleeeeeeeeeaaaaasssee!"

"N.O. NO!"

"Why not?"

"Because I just told you why not!"

[CONFESSIONAL]

Topher - "Hmph!" *crosses arms angrily* "Jasmine is being SO unfair right now!"

[SECOND CONFESSIONAL]

Jasmine - "No matter what Topher says I am not, I repeat, NOT, going to let someone like HIM just push me around and boss me around! People like me and women in general have had ENOUGH of that. Though granted, I could've also purposely made his rocket terrible to show him another kind of lesson. But then again I'm not like Amy nor do I want to."

[CONFESSIONALS END]

It was then, at that very moment, that Chris' voice came from a speaker attached to the zeppelin, and of course, the famed sadistic host announced to all of the final five:

"ATTENTION ALL PLAYERS! PREPARE TO BE CHALLENGED! WITH THE ULTIMATE OBSTACLE COURSE, OF DOOOOOOOM!", and then he laughed a bit, talking about an obstacle course flaming rings and trees, and then it was revealed that inside the Zeppelin, Chris was using a Megaphone on the large blimp while speaking into the speakers, and while he and Chef laughed to themselves, Heather stood right behind them, and looked disdainfuly at Veronica and Billy Joe Cobra having a romantic date on the blimp aswell. However, Heather smiled when she saw a area of boxes stuffed with golden trophies, and the case filled with the million dollar prize. She immediately hatched a plan in her head at that point. However, focus went to the contestants at that point, all of whom were getting ready to race. Scott prepared his wings, Mike his helicopter machine, Samey her air balloon, Topher worriedly prepared his rocket, and Jasmine eagerly prepared her plane.

"I'm gonna ace this puppy!", Scott then confidentally commented, regarding himself of course.

"Hope you can flap your wings like you flap that jaw of yours", Jasmine bluntly replied from her plane.

"Just watch", Scott smugly answered, "I'll be flying high while you take a swan dive into the lake", and then Scott began to laugh, as Jasmine's plane engine then began to turn on, making Scott's wings fly off due to the wind, and Scott felt like he was being tugged on as well, "Hey,Hey, watch it! Watch the feathers!", he then walked away from Jasmine at that point. He then however, got a curved pipe and stuck it right in the propellor of Jasmine's plane, stopping it. It also made the rest of Jasmine's plane (and in turn, Jasmine herself) begin spiraling in a fast-paced rotation. Focus then went back up to the Zeppelin, where Chris, Heather, Chef, Veronica and Billy Joe Cobra were.

"Man!", Chris commented with a smile, he and Chef just watching this as they were unaware of Heather walking up behind them. She was carrying a Gemmy award trophy in her hands, "Hahaha, I feel another Gemmy coming on!", and then Heather made her strike, hitting Chris right in the back of the head with the trophy, and no doubt whacking Chef in the same manner aswell, or in the face. After that, she threw both of the screaming men right out of the blimp, both of them screamed "AAAAAAHHHH!", and "AAHHHHHHHH!", when they were kicked out of the blimp. Heather then peered over and said:

"One Gemmy for you, and one million dollars for me!", she was of course holding the reward money in her other hand, but of course, just before she closed the door, Veronica walked right behind her, and the two began grappling with eachother just like earlier when Heather quickly turned around.

"I'm afraid you're mistaken, Heather, that money is MINE."

"You're not even a competitor!"

"I don't care. You can never have enough money."

"YOU can. I can't!"

"Oh whatever.", and of course the two continued to fight, completely ignoring that they both had dropped the case of 1 million dollars onto the floor. Billy Joe Cobra just watched in awe...and also brought some of the Italian Food from the dining table he and Veronica had to eat while watching this.

"This is some good stuff!", Billy Joe Cobra commented while watching the catfight before him get gradually more and more violent and involve more and more ripping of the girls' clothes. Of course, he could've been commenting about the food he was eating...or both. Either way, focus shifted to Chris and Chef, with Chris landing on the ground of the dump right infront of the contestants, and Chef then landed right ontop of him. Chris' only comment, said in pain, was:

"Owww...I think I hurt my stubble!", at that point, Mike went over to him and said:

"Uh, dude, Heather's stealing your zeppelin."

"Whatever", Chris said, "Her and Veronica can fight over it if they want. I got it at the air force garage sale."

"AND THE MILLION DOLLARS!", Jasmine then exclaimed loudly;

"Whatever", Chris said in the same manner, "Not my million bucks."

"And not to mention all your gemmy awards", and then Chris began caring;

"MY GEMMIES?!", and then he stood up, fixed his wig, and said with a now angry voice, "CANCEL THE OBSTACLE COURSE OF DOOM! YOUR NEW CHALLENGE IS, TO STOP THAT ZEPPELIN!", and then focus once more went back to the Zeppelin where now Heather and Veronica were slamming against eachother and still continuing to fight over various things, with things such as:

"THIS FOR CHEATING ME OUT OF ONE TRILLION BUCKS!" being said from Heather:

"THIS IS FOR BEING DUMB ENOUGH TO BELIEVE MY LYING!", being said from Veronica, and:

"YOU DIDN'T DESERVE THE MONEY ANYWAY!", coming from both of them in unison as they continued to fight with eachother. Of course, Billy Joe Cobra eventually looked down from the open Zeppelin door and saw Chris running on the ground, and of course said:

"Hey, Chris, you forgot your brotastic gemmy awards!", he said to the man from the door, completely unaware of the situation, "But don't worry, bro, I'll return them to their rightful owner. I have so many of these anyway I could make an entire mansion out of 'em.", and then Billy began to literally take some of the trophies and throw them down at Chris.

"I've got you, my precious!", Chris said as he ran towards the falling statuettes that BJC was throwing down towards him. Of course, it wasn't long at all before those awards hit him in the face, and as such, knocked him out again.

[CONFESSIONAL]

Jasmine - "Heather and Veronica are caniving, mean, and deceitful. If they were competitors in this season they'd definitely be worthy foes I'll tell you that much. "

[CONFESSIONALS END]

Chris then walked up to all of the Final Five with a hole thrown through his wig showing a big red bump on his head, and of course he held the two gemmy awards in his hands as he angrily said:

"Get in your flying machines right now and shoot down that zeppelin!", Chris said to them all, "Aim for the engines, here's your ammo!", Chef then walked up holding a basket of eggs, "Flying Fire Breathing Mutant Mountain Goat eggs!"

"Uhhhh", Mike commented, "Goats don't lay eggs...only birds, reptiles, and very VERY few mammals do."

"They also aren't supposed to breathe fire!", Chris bluntly responded, "Unless they live here.", he then laughed a bit in sadistic delight, "Thank you toxic waste! Haha. Whoever takes down Heather first gets immunity! OH, and look out for the Flying Mutant Fire-Breathing Mountain Goats. They are SUPER ticked for some reason!", in response Chef just innocently whistled while holding the goats' eggs. Of course, they were angry because Chef went to their nests, blew a horn to scare them off, and then stole all their eggs. In the present time, however, the eggs were being given to the contestants for them to use as ammunition in the challenge, Scott of course was looking at the egg and smirking about some scheme, when he was poked on the shoulder, turned around, and saw Fang fright behind him licking his shark lips and then opening his mouth as if he wanted to eat Scott;

"AH!", and Scott began running immediately, with his wings now out and Fang in hot pursuit of him. The other contestants too were getting ready for this challenge. Samey buckled her seat belt in her balloon, Mike sat up onto his vehcile, and both him and Samey smiled at eachother. Samey then ignited the hot air baloon's fire mechanism and began to untie the rope holding the balloon in it's place. "NOOOOOOooooooo!", and then Scott came running by with Fang chasing him, but while Fang tripped over the nail holding the baloon in place, Fang did so too, only Fang got caught in the rope and was now hanging on Samey's balloon. Scott saw this and laughed, "Hahaha! Sucks to be you!", Fang just glared at him, "Hahahaha!".

Meanwhile, Topher was looking at the rocket, which was something like a jetpack, really, and trying to figure out how to put it on.

"I hope this thing works!", and then he pressed the button, only for the rocket to shatter into many different pieces, Topher exclaimed with, "AW COME ON!", he then looked and saw Samey in her balloon flying, and Mike was also getting into the air with his large hover machine aswell. He also saw Jasmine in her plane beginning to move until it too was flying in the air, and actually became shocked when he saw Scott's wings actually working and getting him into the air aswell. "Youv'e GOTTA be kidding me!", he then looked to the remains of his rocket and said, "Stupid piece of junk!", and he pouted, folding his arms in anger. Meanwhile, Scott was flying right up to Jasmine just to say these words:

"Hey, Jasmine!", he started with, "Thanks for the lift!", he then stepped on the head of her swan boat and just before she could reach out and grab him in anger, he jumped off, getting a boost of air and speed while Jasmine & her plane continued to swirl around and around in circles;

"SCOTT!", Jasmine angrily called out, but Scott just talked to himself with:

"Man! I'm good!", but then he saw Fang, still dangling from Samey's balloon, still angrily glaring at him. But also, heading towards him. This made Fang happy, but Scott, well, "AAHHHHHHHHhHHHHHH!", scream in horror. Scott desperately flapped his wings to stop himself from running into Fang, and shockingly, it worked and he flew past Fang and the balloon just in time to avoid being bitten. Fang once more, became angry. Focus then went to Mike, who was preparing to fire an egg at the zeppelin;

"This probably won't work, but here goes nothing!", and Mike then threw one egg at the zeppelin. It did nothing but bounce off of the blimp. Inside the zeppelin, Heather & Veronica were still fighting, even making the steering wheel of the Zeppelin swirl when they hit it during their fight, making the large vessel turn and swerve, which only made their fight more intense as they would fall to the ground. BJC ended up losing his food when it fell onto the floor.

"Awwww", BJC said in a sad pout, but then he looked to the dining table and saw a glass of a strange, metallic looking liquid in his glass. He had failed to take any sip of this liquid, and once he saw it almost falling, "My drink!", he said as he went to save it from falling, though Veronica's old glass of water fell and shattered since he didn't save it. "Almost lost ya there! Heheh", he then looked at it, "I don't know what kinda drink this is, but it-", he then noticed a note on the table, and read it, "From Chris McLean to Billy Joe Cobra, here is this totally bro-mazing drink I made just for you! If you ever decide to try and become host of Total Drama, just be sure to remember that Chris McLean gave and made you this awesome drink!", he then thought about it said, "Dang, Chris really one of the best bros in the biz!", and then he drank the metallic liquid. He drank it all and then threw the glass on the ground once he did. Of course, it wasn't long, before soon enough the drink began to have some weird affect on him. He began to grab his throat and start coughing as if he were joking on something, and soon enough his tongue began to turn purple, eyes bloodshot, and he was beginning to turn pale. Soon enough, he started to fall to the ground, and it was that point that Veronica saw him:

"BILLY?!", she said, shoving Heather right into one of the walls so she could immediately turn all her attention to her fallen boyfriend, she shook him a bit, but he didn't make any sound, and then she checked his pulse, and with a gasp and tears forming in her eyes, she said, "There's...there's...there's no pulse! THERE'S NO PULSE!", at that moment even Heather was shocked and didn't know what to do. Focus then quickly went back over to Samey, who was about to throw her eggs when she heard a 'baaaa' sound, and the flying mutant goats arrived.

"AHH!", Samey screamed at the sight of them, and they immediately began breathing streams of fire at her. She managed to avoid each one, though this did of course, bring attention of Mike, who gasped:

"Sammy!", he exclaimed, "I'll,I'll help! I'll-", he then suddenly gasped and turned into Svetlana, "This is a job for SVETLANA, Russian gyamnist champion of ze world!", and then Sveltana jumped from his/her vehicle and with flips into the air actually did an air battle with the goats by jumping onto one to fight the others, then jumping onto another. Amazingly, Svetlana dodged all of the streams of fire. Samey, and Fang, just watched in awe. Of course, Svetlana forgot about his/her own flying vehicle at that point.

"Y-y-yeah!", Samey said, "Go pick on someone your own size!", and then the goats began fleeing, instead attacking the zeppelin. Of course, Heather was distracted primarily because in the blimp, Veronica was desperately giving CPR to Billy Joe Cobra when Heather noticed the mutant goats. She then angrily ran to the open door of the blimp and said;

"YOU WANNA PIECE OF ME? HUH? YOU WANNA PIECE?!", and she began throwing the statues at Samey, but Sveltana jumped into the path and used a twirl to kick them all away, managing to hit everything but the zeppelin's engines. Svetlana then noticed that Scott was catching up to the scene though, and with a twirl and a;

"Tada!", she/he activated the smoke screen device which blew smoke right into Scott's face. However, right after she used it, it suddenly exploded. Not only did it explode, but it also light the balloon on fire in the process, making her balloon begin to drop as she:

"AHHH!", screamed in horror. Svetlana gasped and turned back into Mike while standing on her lap;

"Sammy! Don't worry, I'll keep you safe!", and soon enough they sank off-screen.

[CONFESSIONAL]

Samey - "Why did I not see that coming?!"

[CONFESSIONAL ENDS]

Following that, things went right over Jasmine who had regained control over her plane and was happily pulling one of the handle bars, when it broke off. She suddenly stopped smiling, and after holding up a white sign saying, 'Uh-Oh', her plane began to then get once more, out of control. It did a full loop around the Zeppelin, making her fall out of it and onto the blimp itself, at which point she bounced off of it and fell ontop of one of the goats. Now, one would thing she'd ride it and use it to win the challenge. But instead, her weight and height brought both her and the goat down to the ground with a thud. This essentially meant, she was out of the challenge. Though the goat also breathed fire right on Scott on it and Jasmine's way down. The fire burned off Scott's wings.

"Well", Scott then said, as he fell down from the air, "At least things couldn't worse.", and then he landed, right ontop of Fang's backside, on the air balloon that also was falling towards the ground, "NOOOOOoooooooooo!", and then the balloon (with Mike & Samey on it) fell into the waters of the lake, and was soon joined by Jasmine & the goat. Soon Jasmine, Mike, the goat and Samey emerged from underwater, at which point Mike said:

"Wow...none of us won the challenge.", but then Mike's runaway machine came back into the picture, heading for the zeppelin while inside of it, Veronica tended to the still unconscious and not breathing Billy. Heather had the case of money in hand, but was stopped when she saw Veronica with a possibly deceased Billy Joe Cobra. Veronica then turned to her and said;

"DON'T JUST STAND THERE FEELING SORRY, FREAKING DO SOMETHING!", Heather then hurried to the control deck while a sobbing Veronica continued to attempt in vain to revive Billy. Heather called 9-1-1 on her cellphone and once it picked up:

"Yes I have an emergency!", she exclaimed, "I'm on a zeppelin over some island's lake and Billy Joe Cobra apparently drank something that made him fall over and he doesn't have a pulse nor is he breathing SEND HELP NOW!", and then Mike's vehicle crashed right into the Zeppelin, causing a massive explosion on it and making the entire thing shake. Veronica and Heather were sent flying right through the front windows of the thing as it bursted into flames, and both landed safely in the waters of the island's lake. The Zeppelin, and Billy Joe Cobra's body, crashed in Lake Wawanakwa and sank, however.

"NOOOOO!", Veronica screamed, "BILLY!", and Heather had to restrain her from swimming after the Zeppelin as it still continued to explode into flames. Fang even stopped chasing Scott to look in shock at the explosions, as did Scott himself, Jasmine, Samey, Mike, and from the island, Topher. Immediately at that point though, things switched over to night, at the elimination ceremony.

[ELIMINATION CEREMONY]

*From left to right are Mike, Samey, Jasmine, Topher and Scott all seated next to eachother as Chris stands before them with Chef and the toxic marshmallow beside him*

Chris - "So, we're going to need to get a new case of a million bucks, Ludmilla didn't want to attend this ceremony because she's making preparations for some other useless ceremony, and Mike has immunity because, well, it was his vehicle that crashed the plane. Everyone understand that?"

Jasmine - "No. USELESS ceremony? It's her BOYFRIEND'S FUNERAL! Billy Joe Cobra just DIED on YOUR show! How do you NOT care about that?!"

Chris - "Simple! Because I'm better than he EVER was!"

*Everyone, even Chef and the interns, gasp*

Chris - "I mean come on, he was just some lame pop singer. Trust me, now that he's dead he's gonna just fade away like the fad he always was, while I, Chris McLean remain in my spot as the famous and handsome host of Total Drama."

Topher - *Rolls his eyes and smirks*

Jasmine - "...there are just no words fitting you Chris, no words at all."

Chris - "Thank you Jasmine! Now, without further a due, let's get these marshmallows handed out! Mike, you're immune so obviously you get the first marshmallow!"

Mike - *smiles as he gets his marshmallow*

Chris - "Samey, you get the next one!"

Samey - *smiles as she catches her marshmallow*

Chris - "And finally, Jasmine!"

*Jasmine scowls at Chris as he catches her marshmallow*

Chris - "Scott, Topher. It goes down to you two. Scott, you blackmailed Samey last time AND you weren't Amy who deserves to do such things. Topher, you constantly try to commit the crime of stealing my job as host of this show. You're worse than my sister was when she tried to steal my position as the most talented of mom's kids, but of course, I made sure she learned her lesson, heheh", *he shakes his head* "Anyway, the marshmallow of toxic loserdom goes to..."

*The classic dramatic pause*

...

Chris - "Scott!"

Samey, Mike & Jasmine - "YES!"

Topher - *sighs of relief*

*Scott just smirks as he stands up*

Scott - "Oh I don't think so", *he reveals he has the immunity idol by pulling it out from his pocket* "Becuase I have this!"

*Samey, Mike, Jasmine and Topher gasp*

Chris - "Welp Topher, you're out!"

Topher - "What?! You can't do that! It has to be the one who had one other vote against them!"

Chris - "Yeah I would check the votes again, but honestly I just want your annoying as gone. It's bad enough I'm going to have a crying and mourning Veronica to worry about, but you, is just no. Just no. I don't need the Benedict Arnold of the Chris McLean fanclub still here."

Topher - "Isn't Benedict Arnold a good guy to us since we're Canadian, except Jasmine who's Australian."

Chris - *snaps fingers*

*Chef forcibly takes Topher and shoves him onto the Hurl of Shame, where Chris eagerly awaits pulling the lever.*

Chris - "Well Toph, any last words."

Topher - "Yes, I do" *he then cleared his throat and turns to the camera, "Next time, on Total-" *Chris pulls lever and sends Topher flying into the distance* "DRAMAAAAAaaaaaaaa!" *splash is heard*

Chris - *begins the sign-off* "FINALLY that guy is off. It's about damn time. Anyway, so, what will befall our Final Four; Jasmine, Scott, Samey and Mike; Next Time you join us? I have NO idea. But I will have an idea NEXT time, on TOTAL, DRAMA, REVENGE OF THE ISLAND!"

[SIGN-OFF ENDS, EPISODE FADES TO CREDITS]

[EXTRA CLIP]

*Black Screen*

*White Text appears*

White Text - "This Episode is dedicated to Baruch "Billy Joe Cobra" Cohen, who tragically passed away during the filming of this episode. The cause of death, was identified as mercury poisoning.

*White text fades out and this extra clip stays as just a black screen for a good 3 minutes*

[EXTRA CLIP ENDS]

Elimination Recap

Episode 1 - Cassandra (Toxic Rats)

Episode 2 - Leonard (Toxic Rats)

Episode 3 - Lightning (Toxic Rats)

Episode 4 - N/A

Episode 5 - Amy (Mutant Maggots)

Episode 6 - Cameron (Mutant Maggots)

Episode 7 - Dawn (Mutant Maggots) *Quit*

Episode 8 - Ella & Sugar (Toxic Rats)

*Merge*

Episode 9 - Shawn (Mutant Maggots)

Episode 10 - Topher (Toxic Rats)