Chapter 10
Tony was once again in his workshop, working on some random project, that doesn't make sense to anyone except himself.
Suddenly JARVIS alerted him. "Sir you've received an email from that young women." Tony raised an eyebrow. 'Young women?'
"Your going to need to be more specific JARVIS. Young women isn't exactly very specific."
"The young women you emailed last night. She has sent a reply message to the one you sent last night." Tony grinned at this. Quickly he rolled his chair over to the computer and flipped open his email. He glanced down and clicked on the email from the contact 'Crazy Stalker Girl.' Opening the email Tony chuckled. This girl was too much for him sometimes.
Dear Tony,
Thanks so much for the awesome picture! It worked out perfectly! I mean it did take me all night to get the photo the way I wanted it to look, but that's mostly because i'm terrible with photoshop and using the internet. ITS A SCARY PLACE! Seriously there is some scary stuff on the internet! And personally I'd rather not find out all of the things there. Oh well back to my point... um... Oh! Right! So the picture, yeah it was perfect~ I sent an attachment with the photo on it so you can see how well it turned out. Oh also I got the best idea! So i'm going to mail the photo to your house and then write some creepy message on the back of the photo. Also I got this second good idea after I thought of that one! Wouldn't it be just fantastic if Steve opened the letter and read it at the diner table or something? So my question this time is~ will you please make sure when Steve opens the letter it's in front of you and all the other Avengers? Cuz that'd be awesome! So well that's about all I have to ramble on about right now. I may be sending you random spam, cuz it's just what I do~
Love Sommer~
P.S. Nicki says hi to~ well not really but i'm sure she says it in her mind!
Tony laughed at her message. He figured after she got his email he'd be receiving spam from her. He clicked on the attachment folder Sommer had put on the email. Once it was opened he laughed. The photo truly looked like Sommer was creepying in Steve's room.
Tony chuckled once again before speaking. "JARVIS do me a favor and make sure the mail is delivered straight to me and no one else for the next few days." JARVIS agreed and relayed the message to the staff working in the building. Tony leaned back in his chair and put his feet on the desk. "This is guna be fun." Tony said to himself. Chuckling at the thought of Steve receiving the photo Sommer edited.
Sommer chittered happily with Nicki as they walked to the post box at the end of the block. Nicki silently listened to her friends nonsense. She knew Sommer talked too much, and most of the time it was mindless chatter.
When they got to the mail box Sommer squealed and all but shoved her letter into the box. Nicki rolled her eyes. "Don't crush your precious picture." She said with sarcastic worry.
Sommer scoffed at her. "Like I would let anything happen to my precious letter." She laughed, as if the mere thought of her letter being crushed was absurd.
Since the girls had done what they came for, they then left, going back to their dorm. Sommer giggled like a maniac as they walked back. "Oh my gosh! I just wish I could see his face when he opens the letter!" Sommer continued giggling. Nicki looked at her and quickly questioned her friends sanity. She then rethought that. She seemed to be questioning her friends sanity a lot these days.
"Speaking of your creeper letter. What did you write on the back of it?" Nicki asked her. She then turned and muttered to herself. Wondering why in the world she would ask, or even want to know.
Sommer continued her giggling and glanced over at Nicki. Their was a certain mischievous glint in her eyes, that made Nicki weary. "Oh Nicki, something absolutely wonderful." She then giggled as they kept walking.
A few days of being the first person to check the mail, Tony finally got the letter he was looking for. He saw the pink envelope and immediately figured it was from Sommer. He laughed as he looked at the envelope. Their was no return address, other then her school, and she didn't put her name on it. Though it did have a certain fragrance to it, Tony noticed, and he figured she'd dosed it in perfume. He'd seen that happen in some movies before. Which is where he figured she'd gotten it from.
Tony happily kept the mail to himself that day until he was called up for dinner. Once upstairs he greeted everyone, a smile on his face which made everyone suspicious.
"Man of Iron! You have made it to this glorious feast!" Thor shouted happily, as he clapped Tony on the back. Tony sighed, but gave a small laugh.
"Oh of course I did lightning boy, I couldn't miss out on our wonderful dinners together." Everyone stopped what they were doing. They all stared at Tony, as if he had grown another head. Though did catch the sarcasm in his voice, the comment still caught them off guard.
Once everyone went back to what they were doing, Tony sat down and threw the mail in front of Steve.
Steve raised an eyebrow before picking up the mail. Quickly sifting through the mail Steve discovered one letter addressed to him. He furrowed his brows in confusion. The envelope itself was pink, and had a strange oder to it. Steve was even more confused by the return address. It had no name on it, just an address for a school nearby.
Steve ignored the obvious deficiencies with the letter, and opened it anyway. He would soon regret that decision.
Once the letter was opened he could clearly smell the perfume that was apparently sprayed on it. He scrunched his noise, not expecting the smell to be so strong. After coughing slightly, he pulled the letter out of the envelope.
It was then that he discovered that instead of a letter, their was a photo. A photo that disturbed Steve more than he could imagine.
Steve wasn't sure what to think of the photo. His face initially paled, then became a bright tomato red. Tony watched in amusement. He enjoyed seeing so many emotions cross Steve's face in mere seconds. First he was shocked, then scared, then angry, followed by mortification, and ending in utter embarrassment.
Of course everyone else noticed Steve. Seeing as his face was a brighter shade of red then the spaghetti they were eating, it quickly raised some suspicion.
Clint was the first to react. "So what've you got there Cap?" He questioned. Steve tried to answer him, but he just ended up stuttering, which raised more suspicion. Clint walked over and, before Steve could stop him, grabbed the letter in his hands. Well photo really. Clint had barely looked at the photo before he burst out laughing. He tried to stop laughing, but he couldn't get himself to stop.
Natasha raised an eyebrow at the spectacle. She walked over and glanced over Clint's shoulder to see what was so funny. Once seeing the picture a ghost of a smile appeared on her face. She looked over at Steve and smirked. "Seems you've got an admirer Captain." Clint burst out with another howl of laughter, with Tony chuckling on the side. Steve's flushed face got even redder, though Tony didn't think it would be possible.
"I would like to see this admirer!" Thor demanded. Though no one was sure if he knew what they meant by 'admirer.' Clint laughed, but handed the picture to Thor, who smiled and looked down at the photo.
Thor's eyebrows squished together in confusion. Then he turned and looked at Steve. "Captain, I was not aware you kept a women in your quarters." Thor said innocently. Steve sputtered, while Tony and Clint laughed so hard they had tears in their eyes.
Quietly Bruce asked to see the photo. Thor nodded and handed it to him, while he continued questioning Steve about the women in his room. Much to Steve's embarrassment, and Clint and Tony's amusement.
Bruce raised an eyebrow at the photo. He found it odd that this girl could get into their tower twice, and this time at night. He did find it slightly amusing, though he kept that to himself. He figured Clint and Tony were teasing Steve enough. Curious, Bruce turned the photo over, wanting to know if their was anything on the back. Coincidentally there was a message inscribed on the back.
Bruce looked up and cleared his throat. Momentarily distracting everyone. He smiled lightly and handed the photo back to Steve, who was still very flushed. As he gave it back to him he smiled and said, "You might want to take a look at the back. There's a note there for you." Tony and Clint got a kick out of that, but Steve tried to ignore them. He did the polite thing and read the note. Even though he in no way wanted to know what this crazy stalker girl had said to him.
Dear Steve,
OMG! ISN'T THIS LIKE THE BEST PICTURE EVER! Well I certainly think it is! You look so cute when your sleeping~
Steve shuttered, but kept reading.
But then again I think your always cute~ Quite handsome as well, but i'm sure you already knew that~ Well I just wanted to send you this picture TO SHOW YOU HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU! Notice the great lengths I went to to get this picture SO DON'T YOU DARE THROW IT AWAY! BECAUSE I WILL KNOW AND I WILL CRY! Come now Steven do you really want to make a girl cry? It has been brought to my attention that you never make a girl cry if you can help it. Now as I was saying~ Hmm... what was I saying... OH YES! My undying love~ TIS GREAT AND WIDE! You should accept it because seriously I ain't going nowhere~ And I do not in any way mean this in a threatening way. Because that would involve legal disputes and I don't want to deal with that. So just to clear things up~ I love you~ Totally in a non creepy way~ It may sound creepy, but it is true and totally sincere~ So be prepared to accept my love and embrace it! Because those are the only options you'll be getting! So you'll have to learn to deal with them~ Now I must bid you adue~ Mostly because i'm running out of room to write... GOOD DAY TO YOU MY CAPTIAN! AND GOOD MORROW TO YOU ASWELL! I'll be seeing you around~ (Though you may not see me~)
Love your soon to be girlfriend,
Sommer Momo Williams.
Oh P.S. Here's my address if you wish to reply to my letter~
Steve was both mortified at the letter, and somewhat touched. Even though it was seriously creepy that this girl had snuck into his room and taken a picture of him asleep, the few non threatening sounding words in her letter were sweet. Though they were few in comparison to the creepy ones.
Everyone sat down for dinner, Clint and Tony making jokes about the picture and letter, but Steve ignored them for the time being. Mostly because he was still thoroughly embarrassed. He took this time to put the photo back in it's envelope and place it on his lap.
Once dinner was over Steve stood and put the letter in his back pocket. Tony took notice to this and made a mental note to tell Sommer that. He was sure she'd get a kick out of it.
Steve helped with the dishes, before going back to his room. The letter still in his back pocket. Once in the safety of his room he took the letter from his pocket and opened it again. He stood at the side of his bed and could just imagine Sommer being there taking the picture. He shuttered slightly. He really didn't need to think about it.
He stared at the photo for another minute, before turning it over and reading the scribbled handwritten letter. After reading it through another two times he walked over to his bed and opened his bedside table drawer. Carefully he placed the photo inside on top of it's envelope.
A light smile graced his lips as he looked at the photo once more. He then slowly closed the drawer and laid down on his bed. Trying not to imagine what Sommer would do next.